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Amakavula:
What sorta trash is this? Why do men insist on wasting their lives with some women? I have two brothers and I watch them like hawk, Godforbid they meet someone like her

Shut da fvck up OP ...
A slay queen has been touched by the love of an honest man.
U Shud take a cue from her and pray u stumble on a man like this

Amakavula:
What sorta trash is this? Why do men insist on wasting their lives with some women? I have two brothers and I watch them like hawk, Godforbid they meet someone like her

Shut da fvck up OP ...
A slay queen has been touched by the love of an honest man.

U Shud take a cue from her and pray u stumble on a man like this

nlPoster:
Fvck boy as in?

What exactly is the meaning of this tweet or whatever because I dont get it.

Shut da fvck up OP ...
A slay queen has been touched by the love of an honest man.

U Shud take a cue from her and pray u stumble on a man like this

My girlfriend will be 21 this year... So far she's displayed no.2 but she's somewhat contented and she knows true appreciation.
No.3 is the area of concern for me, she purely has an undoubted attraction for "fine boys"... I've told her, I'm not the type who carries LOVE like a sign board 4 head, I don't let mere intuitions or hearsay bring problems in my relationship but if i catch her it's a rap baby.

TonyeBarcanista:
How come.you didn't mention feminists?

Meanwhile I disagree with number 1

Let me tell u, all women innately and genuinely crave love no matter how head strong they pose to be... If u as man can get a feminist to fall in love with u, i tell u, it'll be like u bought urself a mother, grandmother and a wife all in one my broda

Alpha-males like us don't give ourselves head ache over what to get her on Valentine's, we just buy chocolate and one rose flower if we find one... The way she will open leg for u my broda, u will think she is now Mrs elastic girl

It's pathetic how girls nowadays want to be worshipped and most guys encourage them in this, there's a fine line between being in love with someone and being obsessed with someone... If I call u the first time u didn't pick, as a human with brain I should be thinking "U're probably busy, I'll wait another 5or2mins minimum I call again and if no answer still I call in another 6-10mins, if no answer and no return call "okay maybe U don't have light in ur house and u plug in ur neighbor's perhaps"... And then if I wanted to really talk something so urgent or important I'll try in like an hour again, if u no pick ,I should know "U're either avoiding or U've gone blind or deaf"... No one can say they didn't check there phone in the space of 2hrs.

That's how a dude plug his phone in my house and the call from this girl, apparently his girlfriend kept coming in incessantly... It was very obnoxious.

And I'm here thinking 'how in da fvck did this make FP'

Ah swear we go fight 4 dis Nairaland 1day

NwaAmaikpe:




As an Oviedo pataki with royal Benin blood coursing through my veins via soul-ties
I say this with all sense of humility that our people are overly intolerant.
We are even more fanatical than fundamental Islamic terrorists of the Middle East.

Irrespective of religion, age, education or exposure...the Bini man's ONLY problem is the over reverence of the Oba and his imaginary powers.
We attach too much importance to tradition when tradition has not helped us.

We worship the Oba but have zero respect for God.

If only they knew that the Oba is just a regular mortal whose privileges are the ones he has been given by his ignorant subjects.
A man who can be messed up like the Ojuromi of Uromi or like the Emir of Kano.

The Bini man fears him because according to folklore, he has all the powers.
But if his curse was that potent, how come he has not cursed the marauding Fulani herdsmen ravaging all of Ovia North or brought peace to the warring APC in his domain.

It is a great shame, that a University graduate and a Pastor will believe that a mere man can utter a word and all of Benin will be submerged in water.
Yet he can't utter same and let the Fulani Herdsmen violence end.

He can not wave his wand and cause the "Isiohor rainy season River" in front of S&T barracks to vanish.

Every good student of history knows that a Military administrator has once successfully given an Oba of Benin the Sanusi treatment.

So why all the reverence?

Please we must allow Chioma Akpotha be.
We must even thank her for showing off our already dead culture.
And the truth be told, she portrayed what we are actually known for.

Our ladies are famous world over only because of the latent power in their waists cleverly depicted by Chioma.

Let's live and let live.
Oba gha a to kpere.

As humans we all need something to believe in at every point in time... But we 'Africans' it's just too much with us, that's why religion came in and scatter us all. God help all of us.

Has the Benin monarchy complained
If they haven't, anty JOY just shut da fvck up

It's in this kind of scene the apes with pot bellies (police) will be quick to swoop in... Let there be accident or robbery somewhere now u see them MTOB (minding their own business)

Bastards

So u've both stolen government money and bought 45m property, now u have the nerve to go to court

No oh!
Govt will take the property back, everyone goes home. case closed

anslem04:
I think the wierdest, was when i moved to my new apartment my main chick was stil far in school, so i got acquinted with a lady in that area, she got to me thru my neibor n she visited alot buh neva go beyond d sitting room , fastforward to when my main babe visited we went out to get grocery the area lady saw us when we returned, the next day the area chick visited meeting my babe in the sitting room sat down n watched movie with us, after few minute she walked into the kitchen took a cover plate, open d pot n serve herself came back to join us n left. Alol ! i can remember d look on my babe face, just had to beg & calm her ...

Wahhhtt! Nerve
Evil spirit

Agege bread no dey be like burnt offering... Creamy Agege bread dey white and dey draw like chingum

Well I still accolade u guys 4 pulling this patronizAL gesture off (claps)

KIDfurniture:
Just be truthful to your self

Abi... If u can read Bible read and understand as u can, practice what u and u alone know is what u believe... After all Christianity is an individual race.
Nobody holy pass.

proclinician:
I once have nearly died from sex really. It happened when i went for a health talk for one organization so it was to last for 3 days. I used to have a facebook friend in the city so i told her the hotel i lodged and she came immediately. We started gisting that was the first time we met and i was preparing my topics before. I never thought she will sleep over and i didn't get to eat well that day and sex started. After like 4 rounds i told this babe i don tire but she wouldnt hear anyone of it. I did one more doggy but immediately i became lightheaded and felt my strength leave me gradually. I became scared. I told her to stop if i come back from the seminar we can continue she no gree. I ran into the bathroom she followed me i ran into the other room (i was lodged in a suite) and locked it up. She couldnt come in and i gradually regained my sanilty and strength. If i had used any substance, any enhancer and stuffs, i for just drop dead right there.

I would've said U're wicked for leaving her at her "almost to climax" stage... At that time she was in cloud 8, one more round and she be spilling the creme and u left her like that .... God save u say she no catch u, u 4 know say PUSSY no be play ground

When will men understand that SEX is not about MAN POWER and counting scores... U can never really satisfy a woman sexually with just ur cuck

Hope she gets laid to rest in a golden coffin in the shape of a dick

This news makes me flash back to what happened to me two days ago.

I could kill those boys that did that to me if I catch them.

Animalistic pple everywhere

kingjoe:
peer pressure is real.beating her is not the solution .rather teach her why she should not be influenced bythings easily.very soon she will enter university.not wearing pant is not the issue as many girls dont wear pants .they say it makes them uncomfortable. band wagon effect is just so terriible and just like wild fire.the marlians stuff wants to take over.its everywhere ,its so demonic,has bad meanings yet getting many fellowership daily. use this tw weeks for teaching her cause she will meet more in the future without your presence.

You're on track my broda... She's on the way to adulthood, give and take 5 more years. She will become worse if the mother become even more overprotective... What she need to be doing now is to sight examples of people that have ruined their lives going down the part she's threading, give her punishment on some occasions, but not restriction, it'll make her even thirstier for bad life.

Hmm... I never knew this "marlians" of a thing has gone so deep

What is he a GUNNER for

Gina2019:
You are asking me what's the difference btw her and olosho? Did she ask the guy for money??

But when the guy offered she collected and didn't tell him to save the money and use it for something profitable

After u've opened the door abi

I no blame u sha... When yansh is greater than CV now nkor

She's still feeling the nigga's outrageous dickzila

Sorry... Take panadol and look forward to the next bitch

FlyoruB:
Lol. The thing really pain and provoke Oyedepo. He no even wan forgive and forget.

:Deeee pain am no be small... I'm thinking its up to a significant 9figures

FlyoruB:
Lol. The thing really pain and provoke Oyedepo. He no even wan forgive and forget.

:Deeee pain am no be small... I'm thinking its up to a significant 9figures

Gina2019:
He didn't wanna put too much pressure on her because she is not asking him for money...

So if so, then what's the difference between her and OLOSHO

But WHY should sex be commercilize these days, but why goddess of love ( Aphrodite) ?

airminem:
You can see me but i cant see YOU

Yeah that's right...
I prefer being low profile on here, I sent u a mail kindly reply back

jamalnation:
pot calling pot black

That's the sum of it all

airminem:
Yeaaaaa
As a homieeeee kindaaaa lady, i say fvck the US

Daz riiite curvliness
4ck the US, and Iran too... 4ck war talk let's talk love only.
I really love what I see, can I get to know ya?

Pious101:
Every nairalander has become a war analyst since d issue of Iran and USA surfaced

Not only nairalanders, the whole continent at large... If shit should go down everyone will be affected

World war3

Pious101:
Every nairalander has become a war analyst since d issue of Iran and USA surfaced

Not only nairalanders, the whole continent at large... If shit should go down everyone will be affected
World war3

Ugly kakapo...
But on a serious note though; this brilliant move shows the Clare difference between black n white... If na naija u will be hearing "I see one different kind of bird 4 Bush today, Kai! I nearly kill am, e remain small, that bird 4 sweet ohhh! "