₦airaland Forum

jumper524:
Anything dollar na legal scam.
Ordinary paper that isn't backed by real gold.

They just print it.
The international loan market should be driven by assets and services not printable paper cash.

The smartest writeup I have read in a year.

OceanEye:
That trump guy behaving like Nigerian politician

How? Because he paid someone to keep the sexual-business relationship private?

IyaebeTheGreat:
Never take actions in anger, you may live the rest of your life to regret it.

Wetin you dey yarn... which day have u not regretted being a Nigerian. Maybe your family have been Benefiting from Nigerian government na na why u dey type motivational quote.

engineerkola:
Are you blind? Zulum is far better than Sanwo-Olu. You should learn to give merit without tribalism

You dey mind am

kahal29:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-reverend-father-hyacinth-alia-wins-benue-guber-election/amp

I don't really understand the church. I thought catholics are against partisan politics?

immanuelsize:
I visited ashawo house today to cool off myself. We negotiated the prize on short time. After banging her with cd, i went inside her bathroom to flush the cd. A drama started after i flushed the cd and colled her soap to wash my dick and my hands. There were two different soaps inside the bathroom and both were placed in the same place. I just picked the bigger one and used it to wash my hands and intend to wash my dick too. But as i was still washing my hands, she shouted and said that i have spoilt something. She said that that soap is not meant to be used by anyother person and even if someone else has to use it, she must be the one to directly give it to the person. Immediately, i knew that something is wrong. She said that she need to travel to PH to get another soap in the next two days.
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my question is... Has anyone here encountered this type or similar case before?
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is their any negative effect on me for using the soap?
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what should i do right now?
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admin, mod, seun, abeg push it to fp.

Lol... una no go kill me. You do not see any negativity is sleeping with ashawo but you are looking for negativity in using ashawo soap?

Adebisi0070:
To cut the long story short.
"2years ago, I lost my business to conspiracy by two of my workers.' Since then have been doing anything I can lay my hands just to feed.
Fast-forward, I called my immediate younger brother to assist me with 30k so as to enable me startup charcoal business
My own brother who I set business for when I was okay, told me on phone that "He will not lend me the money instead anytime I need something from him I should just call him and he will support me or I should sell one of my property to him let him see if he will buy it'
This a boy that I trained and start up a business for... Same father, same mother...
I'm hurt, my heart aches
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what do I do? I need advice please. My younger brother has slapped me

I wanted to type "Entitled Mentality" then I read how you set up a business for him.


You brother don play you movie...

Keep hustling. Luck will smile on you again. Please, when you make that bread do not pay your brother back. Be the bigger person

IyaebeTheGreat:
I’m not a troll, I only return their energy.

Do you even know the meaning of a troll

Delightsome2023:
[/b] @bolded. so are you saying Western Media is bias?

Yes. You just noticed?

Why did CNN remove the Covid-19 Victims count time immediately Trump lost?

I grew up watching CNN... trust me fox News is real.

Elistho:
In the presidential elections, a few others and I were disenfranchised because of unit problems, I went to the polling unit by 7AM, I waited till 5PM but couldn't vote. INEC arrived by 2:30PM after choas that day, I went home tired and frustrated.

Today, I wasn't in my polling unit, I took risk and traveled from my state capital to my location today. The road was so dry, Military everywhere, no public transport, I almost urinated in my cloths at the sight of armed forces men... I waited and luckily saw a bus, I ran to enter, we took a bush track... We were all scared, it wasn't easy this morning...

I arrived my unit, my neighbor asked me if I'm voting PDP, I was shocked, this is someone we both agreed to vote YPP, because he's a better candidate, she had been bought over with money... She directed me on what to do and who to meet to get my 5k there.

I queued, voted and step aside. The police man was bribed, he gave party agents way to stand and look at the votes cast, if it's PDP, they take you to the backyard, write your name and account number, expect 5k while they give you 1k as initial thank you.

I wasn't too shocked, this was the system... I wanted the money so badly, I was even laughed at... Coupled with my suffering today, plus during the presidentials everyone collected except me... Today, I can't boast of a thousand naira but I stood by grounds for the sake of equity and good conscience.

PDP won the unit, with a wide margin.. I was vexed... I came back home, even posted on my WhatsApp, I'm being laughed at, and I began wondering when doing good turned to a thing of mockery now....

I pray God opens a way for me so I can keep closing my eyes when I see money like this, as a student, 6k is way too much in this economy... But we move. On God.

This is me feeling fulfilled knowing I can criticize this governmet for the next four years with good conscience.

PDP will win in Akwa Ibom State as usual, but it's trash. But I know they're people like me, God bless you.

All these epistle for 1k?

LagosEmir:
Soludo is gone

He may even be impeached

This is a big lesson to everyone who's in the habit of trying to pull others down .. Soludo for just mind his business jejely , but because he wants to please outsiders

Well said
A man who sells his brother forgets that the buyer won't trust him.

Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/apc-obi-trying-to-steal-tinubus-mandate/amp

Lol. APC no go kill me. Playing Victim .

Wainey:
For me, I lost the interest to go out and vote not because Tinubu won.
No, he was the second candidate who I preferred after Atiku and I somehow believed he will win.

The election across the federation was full of tension, the rivalry was interesting and the results shows that oppositions fought well and Tinubu's victory wouldn't have made me lost interest but then it was Rivers state results that demoralized me.
Everyone here in Rivers State knows that the state is a battle ground for PDP and LP but that isn't what happened.
Infact if not for Rivers state results, the presidential election won't look like it was rigged and we would have had hope in our electoral system but Rivers state was just a hope killer.
Wike made it obvious that he rigged it just to pepper Atiku but what he did was to pepper a greater percentage of Nigerians.
I actually voted Sha after much persuasions from people.

For my side, person vote finish thugs begun Nak am like him won bam cult o. The irony is that this man was mobbed in front of his wife and had to run to the police for cover.. Guess what, police was begging the thugs to take it easy on him.

If anybody tells me my vote counts tmrw I go slap am.

Kingzeez10:
Lol. Dey play. Even your brothers in Lagos would rather go for yoruba girls.

Na so

Dohn:
I wish it was possible,...... Cnt wait to see dis slave Master lockd up fr good.....and his slaves freed from their shackles

Who are his slaves? How many countries has Russia invaded? Then, how many has the US invaded directly or indirectly using CIA?


Stop watching CNN!

Johnjustice:
I prefer a yoruba wife over Igbo anytime, more humane, real and realistic, you will enjoy life more with a yoruba lady.

Enjoy nyash way dem no dey wash? Dirty feet with ankle beads and chains?


I will pass.

Peacemaker5128:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1637024233468440577

Even a fool is considered wise when keeps his mouth shut

LeoDeKing:
Desires are good.

Infact, tall dreams are also good.

But the height of delusion is when shinedu is dreaming to be an elected governor of Lagos State.

The same shined beat you last two Saturdays in your home. That's handicapped.

If you are so confident in your principal why threatening?

Princessdainty:
Every man have gay tendencies. A male center of gravity is in his rectum. Get a strap-on and dig his ass up!. Stop complaining

You say wetin? Abeg, speak for the men in life. So your father and brother do have gay tendencies?

Wahala..lol

domack99:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/cbn-bars-agents-from-using-pos-terminals-for-transactions/

Another policy to frustrate the common man. I hate Nigeria. God punish Lord Lugard

shopwiser:
Once he tries it that's the end of his career... clubs like Chelsea and Man U will make him a king rather than mancity.. does he wanna outshine Haaland?

Abeg comot Manchester United from their. They don't favour African players. They won't give u time once you slip

Karnice600:

Dem know say na Bait na.


What sort of bait? A bait to nuke the US?
E be like say your head dey run on low RAM and insufficient space.

Must you use derogatory words?

Jennyclay:
Money
Sex
Love

Personally, if a man can not satisfy me with these 3 things I listed, I will just leave the relationship/marriage

See you see Shiloh

Isobug:
It is now direct. No longer indirect. Now let's the fight begin! Trust America to retaliate and call it mistake or accident. You will hear some headline like, "USA mistakingly brought down a Russian bound Aircraft hovering around US marine territory thinking it was Pakistani war plane" lol 😁.
I pity potential civilian casualties

Trust me, America won't do shit. Dem know say na Bait na. Russia, China and Iran would give us pick 2.

[quote author=9jaupdate001 post=121723565]https://youtu.be/I7myOXX6dBpolygamy?

Lwkmd. Na so Sanwo olu add ugonnah abi ogonna to him name

superCleanworks:
LOL. she threw the peace away.

Peace dey dey pologamy?

MaDaRa01:
My conscience is judging me.

A woman that i sometimes patronize left a kid to watch her shop. I wanted to buy rice. I ask him for the price because the price do flunctuate, which he said it is 100, no 50, no 20 naira. I shock, then the devil enter me and i said whether e no go sell 10. I told him to sell me 5cup of rice, after he measured and tied it, i gave him 100 and told him to take the remaining 50 and not to tell the woman so that she will not collect his 50 tip.

Kid was happy, i was happy, trader lose.

Now this evening, rice no let me eat, i am just thinking of going back to do restitution.

How do i go about it without the trader getting angry?

The rice suppose choke you. You Dagbo small pikin

Jennyclay:
She might be innocent. Nobody knows what really transpired.

Who knows maybe it's was a self defense.

Most of these landlords are fond of harassing and fighting their tenant over little amount.

Maybe during the scuffle, the landlord almost took her life reason she have to defend herself.

It's not her fault!! Let her get a good lawyer.

Una no go kill me. See the way u dey paint the woman innocent.

immortalcrown:
Chei! May his soul rest in peace. Apparently, the grip on his manhood pained him seriously, caused him to fall and his head hit a hard surface.

But wait oh! How was he dressed and possed for her to have had a good grip on his manhood? Which type of woman of her age will go for his manhood? Could it be she did it because he was beating her mercilessly and no other means of defence for her?

See the way you don dey paint the woman innocent. Dem tell you say person grab person balls until he become unconscious.. u dey change narrative. Detective Fashola.

World people

EKONGKING:
Energy drink and Fanta are bad for ur kidneys as well as wasting unnecessary money.

One is a while soft drink or energy drink is ok but don't be addicted.

Food wise the price is good based on current circumstances.

So make everybody turn gurumaraji begin eat Vegetables?

Abeg, I understand that some deaths are avoidable but who go die go die

Omoawoke:
Beauty matters

Some people derive inspiration from beauty.
A serene and beautiful environment, a beautiful face to wake up to in the morning

Matter fire. Marry who you go give u peace of mind o.

Odewaleadesoye:
One of the strongest cyclones ever recorded in the Southern Hemisphere hits Southern Africa for the second time.



Aljazeera

Am I the only one who got lost... reading through wandering what Cyclone Freddy was?