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ebukajay184:
"Bola Tinubu Is A Drog Lord; If He Is On Fire, I Will Not Urinate On Him" - Reno Omokri

Former presidential aide, Reno Omokri has called Nigeria's President-Elect, Bola Tinubu a “drog Lord”, IGBERETV reports.

Reno said he intentionally misspelled the words for personal reasons.

He shared a photo of Tinubu and wrote on his Instagram page;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CqsIbHhsEKB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Sabadon:
Earlier today a phone repair guy popularly known as Onyi who lives in ugbolu area of Asaba was driving in company of his wife to his shop at the popular ogbeogonogo market when they encountered police men at their check point. It was gathered that the popular "Roger me" caused some misunderstanding between the armed police men and the guy.

After a while the guy drove off but was mistaken for escaping according to the wife,all she heard was gun shot and her husband loosing control of the steering wheel finally the vehicle coming to a halt by an electric pole.

When it was gathered that the man was dead the members of the police force fled the scene as youths gathered around agitating. The body was taken to FMC Asaba where he was confirmed dead, this however infuriated the already tensed mob,as they stormed the police force headquarters but were dispersed with tear gas and armed mobile police men.

All efforts to reach the police public relations officers proved abortive

Phantom233:
Well-done meanwhile Udom emmanuel collected several hundreds of billions but could only manage to build just one after 8yrs of massive looting, posterity will judge.

Antimandatethie:
Chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress and Special Adviser to Lagos State Governor on Drainages, Joe Igbokwe, on Tuesday said another scandalous telephone conversation involving Obi was coming.

Igbokwe said in a Facebook post:



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oz4real83:
Another round of cult-related killings want to start again in Benin city because I know his group will want to avenge his death. The most annoying part of this whole issue is the response of the govt and the security agencies to cult issues, it is so shameful and disgusting to hear in the news that the "police and state govt officials have met with the leaders of the various cult groups" , these are people who should be in jail instead of having meetings with the govt

lamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


That's why am distancing myself from all these nairaland girls, I don't trust them, I fit blow finish, make them start to frame person

steeltrust:
My friend fathers was attacked in ogun state in his farm last week. The old man was marched with cutlass, it was only God that save his life. The matter was reported to the police and they came all the way from Abuja and said there’s nothing they can do.

Imagine in this tech era Nigeria police said there’s nothing they can do. He’s farm scattered, all his hard work for months destroyed and they still want to kill him just because he told them not allow their cow destroy his cassava farm.

Where re we going in this country. Nigeria is sitting on a time bomb and a lot of people don’t know

Picture attached

Drug10:
Many guys here this is their weak point buh will be forming Alpha ,
After work she's coming to see me,

UncleNorth:
Bleep up no dey sour...she tattoo am for her breast.

Rest.

fareed69:
I wonder O.
Maybe he does the two together.
I could remember in those days when I was in the University if it gets to the Chief that you belong to a cult group you will be dekegged immediately.
Probably things has changed.

kacheezy:
Whenever I remember Kunle Adepoju, water dey flow for my eyes.

tobby20:
As I’m writing this sh*t, I’m suppose to be at home but I don’t have transport fare to go home lol .
I’m a student , I was not naive of gay or homo experience , also I don’t have them I feel it’s their nature , so who am I to judge .
So I think I met this man one day on my way to get some stuffs at the back of my school gate, that’s where one man just offered to buy drink for me , I thought it was something normal .
The next day we met again , that was when I realized werey is gay . I don’t judge people biology. His house is near where I do buy stuffs , so I bought food and he offered I eat in his place . I brought the food to his place and started eating , that was when he started touching my dick live .
I was so annoyed but I didn’t show it , cos he use to sell market and he has cash , but I left his house that day .
Came back to my usual place to buy stuffs again , I met him he gave me cash 1k and also bought food for me . I left and we met again today
Shit my b3 is low

Newsmic:
Anambra Woman Forced To Walk Over Daughter's Corpse To Prove Her Innocence (Photos)

A woman, Azuka Emene has been forced to walk over the corpse of her young daughter to prove that she is not responsible for her death, IGBERETV reports.

The young girl, Ogochukwu Emene died under mysterious circumstances in Umueze Uga, in Aguata Local Government Area of the state on Thursday, March 30, 2023.

IGBERETV gathered that members of the community have accused the girl's mother, Azuka Emene, of having a hand in her death, an allegation she denied.

Taking to Facebook, a member of the community, Okuekwe Aguata, shared video of the woman being made to walk over the corpse of her daughter to prove she is not responsible for her death.

The Facebook posts read;


https://www.facebook.com/100006641289962/posts/pfbid0wQRfmqew1xCb92HLVS1f6CfBNERn4BvBWz3qtuYjYBFt3GhngMuAHZw9hur8Wso9l/?app=fbl


https://www.facebook.com/100006641289962/posts/pfbid02H4uaQJMMyo5FTYnYuoLCMrANWnV16LUvR2YKskpUqZLU5nt1SQGvsNaDWECyKm2Pl/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1442351/anambra-woman-forced-walk-daughters-corpse-prove-innocence-photos/

nwekeugochukwu:
Nigerian Bride-To-Be Visits Married Boyfriend For One Last Sex Before Her Wedding

Technology Entrepreneur, Osaretin Victor Asemota, has narrated how a Nigerian bride-to-be visited her married boyfriend for one last sexual. Intercourse before her traditional and white wedding, IGBERETV reports.

Asemota wrote on Twitter;



https://twitter.com/asemota/status/1642066469369380866?t=HWBEx17tyUrYYjSVl47iVw&s=19[/quote]One for the road.

Femmyfamous4u:
Hello all, I need to know if I'm doing some things right or over reacting.

My wife and I just married some months ago and we just spend here and there on stuffs. I bought food stuffs in the house and told her I will place her on 40k monthly to cover for soups and all and I expect her to add to it if it's not enough.

I foot all bills- house rent, Power, and all . She earns a decent 6 figures salary also which is slightly higher than mine without the allowances I get.

She expects me to still give her another allowance apart from the 49k I give her for food.

Each time she buys stuff in the house she always want me to pay back in full; most times, I just pay a part of it which she always frowns and complains about.

It appears she has a notion that her money is her money and mine is ours.

My income is more than hers though.

Do you think I should still give her personal pocket money?

chisomkachy:
Arrests 4 members of cartel, obtains court order to freeze millions in bank accounts, seize Lagos, Port Harcourt properties linked to leaders of syndicate

. Over 143million pills of opioids, 2tons of C/S seized in Apapa, FCT, 5 states



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ZxJXxbB7m2GDoMihjCwpAPpsjJa7o2sMfo7G9Tfu6NvLMVmcjk3kmp9acRZ7ozmLl&id=100069123281551&mibextid=Nif5oz

envoymedia:
Nigeria's former aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has said it is time for Nigerians to call on security agencies to declare Labour Party's presidential candidate, Peter Obi a terrorist following the leaked audio chat between the LP candidate and Bishop Oyedepo - founder of the Living Faith Church, IGBERETV reports.

As heard in the audio, Peter Obi pleaded with Oyedepo to help him canvass for Christian votes in the South West. Also, LP's spokesperson released a statement confirming the authenticity of the leaked audio.

Reacting to the development, Kayode wrote on his Twitter handle;



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1642487924448014336?t=DuftEAYMHnb9pPdNovCxUg&s=19[/quote]This double faced educated idiot. Does he even know the meaning of terrorist? This kind of people can sell their brother for a plate of meal.

ScottSummers:
Good day and happy sunday everyone

I work in a lounge in sabo and i'm paid 11000 a month.I have served my boss faithfully and dilligently for months during the course of my stay in this shop despite being owed salary.Even when other workers left citing underpayment and workload,i still stayed.
It happened that during governorship election season,our lounge was robbed.The robbers made away with 194,000 new naira notes my boss kept in his office. what was more shocking that the robbery was a clean one meaning the robbers had access to the key to his office.It's only me and my boss that have the keys so I was questioned and interrogated.I didn't know anything about it and so I said.I was beaten and bruised.
Nobody believe me say i dey innocent

Police came and i was detained.i was in cell for 13 days(i hear am for cell God)before being released last week.I was rold the culprit has been found.It was my boss mistress and brother that planned it.How they knew about the money is what i don't know.
My boss messaged me to return but i don't want to.I want to know if i'm making the right decision.Thanks.

PS:In case you have job for me,I stay in jakande in ojo.owu dey blow me.My number:08186844232

N3TRAL:
Awwwwwwwn

So cute 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

One day Nigerians will be judged by the quality of their brains and not their sexual orientation.

If you're judging gays, throw your iphone away. Tim Cook , the CEO of Apple , is gay.

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Say whatever you like 😂. Curse as much as you want.

It will happen in your lifetime and I'll be present at the ceremony. I may even be the chairman of the gay wedding who knows?

Not just a white wedding, but a traditional gay wedding too in this country.

LGBTQ+ has come to stay and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it-fact.

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Happy Married life cute men 💍 💕

CosmicDust:
Here is my story....

I have a 3 siblings and I am at odds with my eldest who is a lady. The way it is, I may never have a conversation with her again.

She was the first person to be invested in by my parents after which I came. Luckily enough, she was able to strike gold in her career and do well for herself. She went abroad for her masters with my parents supporting with half-payment. Unfortunately, whenever it came to family demands and helping the other younger siblings, she has either been negligent or grudgingly does so.

Few years after going abroad, she decided to lockup and sends only 40k home which is supposed to cater for food for a month.
Now parents are retired, the whole family weight falls on my following sibling and I. The youngest one education is on me. Happy she will finish soon. Parents need to be supported in challenging times, one is coping with diabetes and the other is with some challenging issues I can't say here. Their savings are being sapped by their needs to keep living on.

But my so-called elder sister based in Canada despite knowing their condition is silent. She still sends her peanuts, while I and my younger brother who is an upcoming fashion designer do 2X what she does. This aches our parents and sometimes makes our mother cry and our father rant with regret.

A time now came, our mum got admitted in the hospital. Condition was so salient that she had to be hospitalized for weeks. Hospital bill was 450k. The Canada-based first born doing a good job, who was always talking to her, praying with her on phone, etc only sent 100k. We the others did the rest. Glad mum is back at home but her heart is broken and has refused to talk with her. She's been in Canada for 5 years and has refused to even support any of her siblings to come abroad too.

My other siblings say because we all refuse to be dictated to by her is the reason for her behaviour. I don't care. Mine is that if you know that you are going to be useless to a family, let your parents know before hand so the money used in training/feeding you can be used for farming business which will despite bad weather bring returns than on a child who feels is not obligated to support the parents who supported you all through.

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian lady is of the opinion that begging someone for sex is a form of rape.

It all started when a Twitter user shared a thread disapproving of the notion that begging for sex is rape. The Twitter user had written

IT DEFINITELY ISNT RAPE. Begging someone for sex to the point they agree might be exhausting and unhealthy but it isn't rape. Rape has a clearly defined meaning.

So long as consent was affirmatively given, it isn't rape.''

Begging for sex is rape - Nigerian lady argues Responding, @LAJOKESAB said begging for sex is definitely rape.

‘’It is definitely Rape. The emotional manipulation that comes with being begged for sex is so exhausting and rigorous that a lot of women give in eventually to be raped. If it was consensual, no one will have to beg.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/3/begging-for-sex-is-rape-nigerian-lady-argues-2.html

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnn_4v2PYM
Davido - UNAVAILABLE (Official Audio) ft. Musa Keys

Udo155:
Chinonso Ukah (born on May 27, 1996) is a Nigerian comedienne, influencer and actress, known by her stage name Nons Minaj or Ada Jesus has stirs reaction over her recent advert she advertised for a soap company.
Nons Miraj went extremely nak€d and video herself taking bath with the advertising soap.

Video below.


1996?

Her body fucking looks late 30s or earlier 40s

https://www.uyoloaded.com.ng/2023/03/comedian-ada-jesus-went-extremely-nkd.html

Nemere2020:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/music/591070-breaking-police-arrest-portable-to-spend-72-hours-in-detention.html

Justbehave:
Lie Mohammed. Several men are begging you everyday but a common maid is taking your husband from you.

snthesis:
Got a shocker recently, my wife suddenly says i am not romantic after 10years of marriage and having 3 children... should i be worried
we got married young and she now in her early 30s

p.s
she now wants to get a tattoo, piercing. waistbeads and wear leg chain

Ogonimilitant:
Anything to trend.
This guy always doing rubbish interviews

onthehill:
Nigerian Pastor Shares Edited Photo Of Blessing CEO's One-Legged Outfit (Photos)

Nigerian pastor, Ab Isong has shared an edited photo of Blessing CEO in which her one-legged outfit was covered with Catholic Women Organization (CWO) wrapper, IGBERETV reports.

The Akwa Ibom pastor captioned the photo;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0iMvcUYmVATVasBgZJaiYWihaKW4Sr6da4PjyaSxdPru8aBz7Tgq6XMbunapHFCbZl&id=1487871316

Blessing CEO's outfit got mixed reactions since she posted the photos on her social media pages.

https://igberetvnews.com/1442024/nigerian-pastor-shares-edited-photo-blessing-ceos-one-legged-outfit-photos/

ozalogbo:
I am the first child of my mother, and I have two younger male siblings. I am doing well financially. My wife is the last of four children in her family. My dad died when I was still in the university, and this affected my mum.

However, as she aged, her health waned. She was a retired teacher. My brothers are not in the country. Both of them are in Europe. I wanted to have my mother stay with me in her later years because of her health and loneliness but my wife did not want it.

Whenever she was ill and I brought her home to be with us, my wife was usually hostile, especially if my mum had stayed beyond a week. She did not hid her disapproval, and this caused problems in the marriage. People advised that I should send my mum away and pay someone to live with her and take care of her. They said that marriage was between a man and his wife, not between a man, his wife, and his mother. I did and peace returned. Eventually my mum passed on after a few years.

Along the line, my father in law also died. And down the line, my mother in law's health began to deteriorate. We live in the same town. Among my wife's siblings she is the only one doing quite well. Now there are suggestions that the mother should come and live with us so that my wife can give her proper care. I believe that her living with us and seeing her grandchildren will help her. And indeed i have no problem accepting her, but when i remember the treatment my wife gave to my mum, there is a strong revulsion, in fact, anger in me. I shared with a friend, and he advised i forgive my wife, but the revulsion is so strong that i would feel cheated if i agreed.

What do you guys think. She reminded me then that marriage was between a man and his wife only. Shouldn't this also apply to my wife now?

ozalogbo:
I am the first child of my mother, and I have two younger male siblings. I am doing well financially. My wife is the last of four children in her family. My dad died when I was still in the university, and this affected my mum.

However, as she aged, her health waned. She was a retired teacher. My brothers are not in the country. Both of them are in Europe. I wanted to have my mother stay with me in her later years because of her health and loneliness but my wife did not want it.

Whenever she was ill and I brought her home to be with us, my wife was usually hostile, especially if my mum had stayed beyond a week. She did not hid her disapproval, and this caused problems in the marriage. People advised that I should send my mum away and pay someone to live with her and take care of her. They said that marriage was between a man and his wife, not between a man, his wife, and his mother. I did and peace returned. Eventually my mum passed on after a few years.

Along the line, my father in law also died. And down the line, my mother in law's health began to deteriorate. We live in the same town. Among my wife's siblings she is the only one doing quite well. Now there are suggestions that the mother should come and live with us so that my wife can give her proper care. I believe that her living with us and seeing her grandchildren will help her. And indeed i have no problem accepting her, but when i remember the treatment my wife gave to my mum, there is a strong revulsion, in fact, anger in me. I shared with a friend, and he advised i forgive my wife, but the revulsion is so strong that i would feel cheated if i agreed.

What do you guys think. She reminded me then that marriage was between a man and his wife only. Shouldn't this also apply to my wife now?

Mrvictorwrite:
This looks like Alligator. Alligators are amphibians tho.

IyaebeTheGreat:
You will drink menses join with the right woman, stop all these pretense you guys are known for on social media. Abegi