₦airaland Forum

IyaebeTheGreat:
It is well, time to forge ahead and pray for the incoming government

buzmanjohn:
https://punchng.com/emulate-jonathan-accept-defeat-apc-tells-atiku-obi/

woginid967:
This is the lowest level of ownership of any girl's soul

You disvirgin her... True her body belongs to you for a while(it is called OKAFOR's law) ONLY because she has not met a Digger.... a Rigger... Guy who can make her SQUIRT.... Once she encounters such a guy, she becomes born again. Her brain will reset and you have lost her totally.

This is why i ensure i deliver ladies from their previous guys by making them squirt once or twice.... Before leaving them, so that they are always ready to feel such heavenly experience again.

Its a skill and you have to reduce your sugar intake for long before you can last that long. You have study the female body so well, so that she can speak tongues when you combine everything into her pleasure spots.

Ninobraw:
How much do barbers make daily or weekly.

I m planning to learn the work and open my own store. So I want to know like how much they make daily and weekly.

siofra:
Wow! The joy of every woman! To marry an untouched man. Not all these ashewos on nairaland

AngelGabbyShara:
Observers say National election in Ekiti one of Nigeria's best, list low points





https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ebhud8k2jzKbwLjdBS6BPpXJ5dpbQbMr7X3BvgF5Vn2R1mMW8Vw3qq2Kgenp6DkCl&id=100000223680706&mibextid=Nif5oz

Greaturobo:
You can not beat a child and tell him not to cry.
Federal government of Nigeria and PTI management should as a matter of urgency return Prof Iyuke to finish his second tenure of 4 years.

Omicronvaccine:
Popular Nigerian singer, Burna Boy has reacted after being called out for not lending his voice before and during the Nigerian election, IGBERETV reports.

Social media users have slammed him for getting money and fame by singing about Nigeria yet failing to speak up about the elections.

Taking to his Instagram Stories, Burna Boy wrote:



https://instagram.com/stories/burnaboygram/3047473398804239724?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Juanmike:
A real nigga, the way my babe is painting my face on all her Social platforms shows how dominating I am. When you instill fear in the weaker sex which is the female, they would go extra mile for you.
Like my babe can kill for me.
Not all these SIMP clustered over NL.
Death to all SIMP.

OneCandleAway:
You know government can decide to take up a case even if you don't want to file a complaint. But when it gets to court you can decide to settle out of court and kill the case.

OneCandleAway:
World Cup star and Paris Saint Germaine Achraf hakimi accused of rape by lady he met on Instagram.

The lady went to the police and claimed she was raped by the Paris Saint Germaine player when she went to his house.



Cc: Seun, mynd44, ishilove, nlfrontpagemod,

naptu2:
See previous thread here: My Sister-inlaw Was Gunned Down By Thugs At A Polling Station In Benin (Photos)

Godwin Obaseki (GGO) @GovernorObaseki



https://twitter.com/GovernorObaseki/status/1630274248534028290

Gideonski:
Hello Nairalanders, there's something I need an advice about because I don't seem to understand or how to go about it.
I have a very introverted personality and my relationship with girls hasn't been very great. For some reason, I get turned off by girls who I think are just as introverted as I'm. I mean, I hate it when I have to be the one to always initiate a conversation and brighten up the mood even when my social skills is not very good.
I have friends who are really extroverted and seems to make girls giggle everytime which makes me envy them. These guys say whatever they like and girls seem to like it.
What have I been doing wrong? Because most times I don't usually know what to say to girls when I meet them as my head usually goes blank which makes things quite awkward.
The other thing is that I'm a very tall person 6'4, which sometimes seem to intimidate girls even whenever I try to be friendly. Whenever I try to get a girl's attention, she would just hurriedly greet me and pass as if that's what I wanted.
Please what do you guys think I need to improve on? Is it my way of approach or are there some social skills I need to learn?

LikeAking:
Poor Guys laughing girls doing hook up now, should wait for their daughters to grow up. Hook seems to be the highest employer of labour in Nigeria, cos of the high rate of poverty created by the poverty Industralist aka corrupt policticians.

If you are a poor Nigerian, your daughter may engage in hook up and other erotic hustles you dispise so much to survive.. It's not by good home training.. Poverty go reset her home training.

Imagine how you will feel when u see your daughter dancing in that music video, striping naked, fucking diabetic old men for money. E go pain you, but na you bring the problem upon ya sef.

Elections have come and gone and some of you still voted for the most corrupt candidates.
Without taking the future of your children into consideration.

Yamiriflathead:

Although disappointing
Tinubu tried to hold Lagos with the figures he pulled so far. Lagos is the Capital of Southern Nigeria, so what were you expecting?
This was a fight between ibos+SS+woke yorubas against Tinubu supporters in Lagos who are mainly yorubas and maybe Hausas in Lagos.

I hope Tinubu and yorubas have learnt a bitter lesson from Lagos Elections not to befriend and feed a cub because it is hopeless and dying. It will grow up and eat u up someday.

I'm happy yorubas can now sit down and ask qtns as to how they got everything wrong and redress it with BAT as President.

The take home from this defeat is..

Yorubas need to stop drafting non yorubas into the civil service and stop giving them prominent appointments. There are always technocrats who can always fit into any political office from the SW

Yorubas need to stop selling their lands to non yorubas in Lagos

Yorubas need to stop giving out local government of origins to non yorubas in Lagos

Yorubas need to stop allowing non-yorubas contest for Elections in Lagos or SW

Yorubas need limit the numbers of voters registration of non yorubas going on in Lagos, they care so much about Lagos and don't care if their homes rot, Henceforth let them go home and vote. They can't come and dictate to you on how to govern urselves after creating an enabling environment for them to thrive.

Congratulations to the incoming President of Nigeria BAT the ASIWAJU of Lagos nothwitstanding

hisexcellency34:
See what APC National Youth Leader just tweeted



https://twitter.com/dayoisrael/status/1630135764020342784?t=3ht5cmfoCGOiNwZ-93B35Q&s=19



https://twitter.com/dayoisrael/status/1630134611786301440?t=bJuwb9MONxs-6neCcjyklg&s=19[/quote]I really don't understand why you need to beg someone to vote for your candidate? Abi no be APC get Lagos again? Abi Obi don put fear for una body?

Seunosewar:
Inec staff use tipaste to clean the results and inflate APC own and deflated LP own and they are entering it into the master sheet.
Just be expecting a different results will be announced, God please help us devilish elements wants to take over.

My source : open your Twitter app now and go to trending, rigging is trending now open and see. video clips.

jeromestarks:
My guy friend asked me for 20k last week, he wanted to pay house rent. I didn't have that amount at that time.
Yesterday, I got a contract and I wanted to give out 20k to appreciate god for what he has done so I stood in front of my house and saw a girl I asked out last year (she was 21 and told me she wanted to finish school before dating)

Me: Hi Jane (not her real name), I saw you and you look beautiful. Give me your account number so I can send something to you.

Jane: (smiled). First bank, 00******

Me: sent (I sent the 20k to her).

Jane: thank you sir. I really appreciate.

*******
I didn't give my guy friend because,
When a woman is impressed by you, she opens her legs or at least prays for you
But

When a guy is impressed by you, he gets jealous and begin to look for ways to bring you down.
Friends are evil.
If you're making it in your business or job, please hide your success from your friends (especially those who are still struggling). They can rub you or even kill you out of jealousy.

But a woman will want to be with you when you're successful. If she can't, she will pray for you and challenge her boyfriend to be equally successful.


Moral of the post.
If you're a guy, don't let your friends know you secured a huge contract. Only show it to girls you're interested in. And if you're married , show it to your wife alone (that's if she's a virgin ooo).

@ nlfpmod

Happy election day!
Ciao.

chccho:
I strongly disagree with the bolded.
Like I said earlier in my post I have met one or two wonderful ladies in the past who I believe we connected "soul-fully" but I wasn't ready for marriage then and, was still very naive if not
I didn't even have to say much cos we were already deeply in a situationship at the time. They won't have even thought for a second on saying yes to me.
Trust me there are people u are destined to meet in your journey in life (friends, partners/spouse) that come your way as a lifetime blessings,the big problem is will u meet them? Some people are lucky to meet them and some never

chccho:
I have been seriously searching for my soul mate and wife but this has been a herculean task so far.
I have met in the past some very suitable and wonderful ladies who we were deeply into each other but I was either too naive at the time or wasn't ready for marriage so they had to move on.
Now that I am ready and able, no show!!!
I don't want to just get married anyhow to anyone, I want someone who's God fearing,my soul mate, someone who I'm attracted, loving, peaceful and so on.
I'm so confused!! Is true love this hard to find??!

Ezeama400:
https://punchng.com/elections-police-military-hold-special-operations-in-north-west-south-east/?amp

Laple0541:
Obi that suppose to be mediating for peace in AfghanEastern ran away to far away Lagos with his family since the end of his failed tenure as a governor of Anambra in 2014.

He should first of all find the means of restoring peace in AfghanEastern rather than running for the presidency of a complex Nigeria.

Let's put ethnic or religious affiliations aside for once and vote for a credible leader with proven record of economic and infrastructural development as well as conflict resolution.

May the soul of the deceased rest in peace.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Banks aid these criminals!

Why can’t they just reverse the money since you sent it!

Why I don’t bank with all these new generation mushroom banks!

If it’s not Stanbic IBTC, it’s definitely Standard Chatered

Rest are mushroom banks!

Moh247:




Obi is not a Christian candidate, he is a rugged cultist on black black candidate


Cry if its painful to you, No Pastor is endorsing a cultist from Anambra and an IPOB sympathiser

Ode.. better mumu. Go and watch black men who form revolutions. They had a black handshake not even close to the NBM.

U sabi anything... the sun way dey that Ajah bridge don knock ur head




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YorubaNiBaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba6BIrbzbqo

KingKO22:
You this small boy with container business that is aspiring to rule a country with over 200m people

You want to turn Nigeria to Anambra ??

shantti:
I know with the advent of the wokeness culture, what makes Africa African is beginning to be shoved aside. Africa used to have values and norms which they upholds to the highest level. Sex education didn't used to be for children and it worked so fine.

Our contemporary society maybe trying to educate children on matters surrounding sex but I think they are going to far, it should be a very gradual step, with more knowledge added at different stages in life. Not just exposing everything in two shakes of a dog's tail.

I came across this, do u all think it's too heavy for kids

Mylove55:
is it by mouth in the street,
We are talking about reality

inoki247:
LoL Rivers election na for who don write down him will no be for normal people...


Always making election to look like war...

Solofresh2:
You are the affected one here not El rufai
El rufai can get the new notes if he wants but you, how many new notes have you got