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It is only in this forum that some irresponsible men and boys castigate marriage. God that instituted marriage never mentioned age as a barrier but men and women.

However, if u are not married pls,leave marriage for the married and stop saying what u do not know.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.

1. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself! �

2. When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head. ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.��

5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii?? ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??. ���

10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen. ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!! ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?

*Our Mothers are beautiful, special and
wonderful.*�❤���

In conclusion,some will call u mumu,goat,never do well, and even bastard. I beg just hold ur depression for now. All these Nigerian mothers can yab u to a point of asking if they were ur real mum?

So,calm down and prove them wrong and forge ahead.

With that,we still love them all.

I hate armed robber and kidnappers with passion.

U have robbed people for several years yet no repentance but death has caught up with u for not quitting.

Evance ....na im girl friend make them catch.
Anini....na im girl friend house them catch am.
Godogodo....na im wife house them catch am.
Orjondu..... Same thing.

PrettyBunny:
Same thing i am hoping to do too..God keeping us all safe..

This lockdown and pandemic really made me to reflect on life and i found that I have just not been living it to the fullest. So, I am planning to enjoy every bit of it from now. But this place that i am serving is not even helping matters..I might just have to wait until i go back to Lagos sef..I don't have plans of settling here after service

After service pls,do not return to ur base oh.

Find something doing and find a state in Nigeria and settle in and start up something for yourself.

In fairness...
Both the woman and the man are evil. Face me I face is where envy and jealousy abode.

In fact, u must not live above ur fellow neighbours else,u might become even poorer by ur actions.

If u check very well,it could be that the guy has decided to be using his generator because of the kind of people in that compound,and here comes the fool who might have been hurt by his actions.

This is an example of the village people.

*If this Buhari regime were to be recorded in the Bible it would have been written in the book of 3King Chapter1:1-11* , And I read.
*1* And a good king reign over Nigeria Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan from the city of Otueke Bayelsa, he reigned for six years. 2 On his process to continue his good work hatred started from the other sides of the nation, they tried everything by all means to unseat him as their leader. 3 then many people of the nation started crying onto their gods saying' Oh! gods of our ancestors come and take this Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan out of office for we have found our messiah Buhari the son of Mohammed from the city of Daura in katsina 4 After the cries of the people against Goodluck, Thy Lord spoke to Goodluck, and said Goodluck! Goodluck!! And he answered my Lord i'm listening, 5 And the Lord said to him do not resist to give power to that of their messiah for i'm going to do a terrible things in the land of Nigeria through this Buhari the son of Mohammed that will not be forgotten in history of the world. 6 Then after the election the messiah Buhari loss the election but Goodluck still gave Buhari power just to allow the word of God to fulfill 7 then Buhari the son of Mohammed started reigning over his people, the first year of his regime ends with killings, hunger and suffering by the masses. 8 And he armed his Fulani kinsmen with weapons to kill the children of the Most high God, he did many evil to put thy Lord to anger. 9 In the second year of his regime his evil acts get to heaven and God stroke him with a life deathly disease, with all this sufferings. 10 A great prophet Nnamdi the son of Israel Kanu from the city of Afara ukwu in Abia arose from the east and demanded for the freedom of his people out of Nigeria but with the foolishness of Buhari and his people they acted wrongly to the site of the Lord by lunching the operation python dance in the home of the prophet Nnamdi. 11 And Lord saved the life of the prophet.
And finally,I know the wrath of God has descended on the north.

Serious!

If truly u are a hustler,then u need a hustler to complement u and not a drawback.

Afolabimills:
wetin dis one dey talk

I am saying that agreement should be respected.

The rich get richer because they respect agreement and that is why banks go after them to give them more money for business,while the poor gets poorer because they disregard agreement and do not honour it,hence the reason why loans becomes a burden to them.

Next time,don't take loan if u will not pay as at when due.

The only man that can remove on unmoved a sitting governor without the consent of any body...may his soul rest on.

Nigerians are funny...these people didn't force u to take their loans and i am so sure that we all know that default has its implications.

Why take loans when u know paying would be an issue? It is high time we tell ourselves the truth.

I don't see any wrong in the way they acted,after all,u agreed to be binded by the agreement.

He ordered for them to be killed as what now?


Army officer or what?

BlueBanana:
Girls like this make me scared of having a daughter

She is a typical example of bad parenting...no trained woman will ever reveal her picture to say all this nonsense nor be bold about it.

We shouldn't think all women are like this. I took my grand mum to a bank one day,that was about 13years ago and while the account officer was delaying in attending to her, she insisted on seeing the branch manager of that very branch even when they begged her,she outrightly refused. Then when the branch manager came down,mama said as I recalled her words,she said are u the branch manager,she retortedly answered in the affirmative,mama further said,that when people are frowning at girl child,u are the head of branch and she said it to as many who were listening to her and the branch manager smiled and ushered her in.

Girl child are blessings to us and we shall continually thank God for the gift and not think that men are better either.
After all,there are many women today that we all wish were our sisters and aunty because their achievement's in life.

franchasng:
You don't have sense, sorry to say that.


Most of you are teenage boys and girls without knowledge


Whenever you hear billionaire you think it starts and ends with Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga and the ones u know.


Go ask Forbes Magazine to name them for you.


I am not from Nnewi, but I must agree with Forbes that Nnewi is the richest community in Nigeria that have the highest number of millionaires and billionaires, go and find out.


They didn't say the community that has the richest person in Nigeria which Dangote's community in Kano will be the answer, they said richest community with more number of rich people.


Travel out of your place, stop living the normal life of your fathers and grandfathers who lived and died in their hometown and maybe a visit to Lagos and London and that's all. Learn to travel.


Before I turned 27yrs, I have visited 10 states in Nigeria and 3 countries in Africa, and by the time I was 30, I have visited 4 countries in Africa, 2 in Asia, 1 in Middle east and 2 in Europe, and 28 states in Nigeria; including all states in southwest, all states in southeast, all states in southsouth and few states in the north. That is the lifestyle of an average Igbo man for you and reason we know much more than those with PhD that refused to travel out of their state.

Mind you, I didn't travel to most of the Nigerian states to live and work or do business, I went out of curiosity to know more. I know Yoruba communities more than most Yorubas, so when I talk about Yoruba land, most Yoruba youths cannot challenge me because a traveler is wiser than a grey hair person.


You Yorubas need to learn to travel stop being cowards scared of dying if you visit other regions, of course that is what will make you brave and famous.

If not that Fulanis refused to modernise and accept modern lifestyle, they are the number one tribe that travel so far and wide and know every nook and cranny of all regions of Nigeria and reason they are fearless and brave.


Learn to travel and stop staying in your comfort zone in Ikirun, Ilesa, Ijebu or Lagos and be asking stupid questions

Tell them...especially the educated illiterates among them.

Calabar1stSon:
A friend of mine most likely a brother spent millions to travel out of the country for UK just for his masters degree, do you know that up until now he's jobless after he came back to Nigeria.

Just few days ago he was telling me how he needs 100k to run a certification course and presently he's very broke... Just imagine the rubbish. I no know whether them take book swear for am

Serious!

Let him serve his sentence...na all of them keep this country like this. Am very sure he voted Buhari so let him share in the suffering.

Jonathan no good yes we accept,but how far with Buhari wey nice?
Somebody gave us freedom in this country and yet we never appreciate it,but we were abusing him and cursing only to vote in a fanatic,a devil and a gross incompetent man and today, both freedom and human rights have been emasculated by his govt.

Now,if u talk na arrest straight.

Calabar1stSon:
Common sense you no get, how could have two masters degree, I mean not just one but two

First master degree no give you work, then you proceed to another master degree and no work still, you come proceed go do your PhD still no work? Why did you not use the money for business? Guy go and burn those degrees.

Well, the money for the degrees weren't yours actually that's the reason for this recklessness.

I know say na the PhD you take apply for N-power 30k

My brother,there was a guy who I worked with some years back in a mortgage company in Nigeria. The guy had a degree and a master from Birmingham's university in England, I came with our local degree and yet my salary was bigger and this guy earned just 70k as monthly salary.

One day,I called and asked him why he used huge sum of money to travel abroad only to secure a 70k job,he said,only if he had known the trend in the country he wouldn't have tried it. After I left them and moved to another job,I heard he had started a business.

Nigeria is frustrating,the merit system has been bastardised and no one can be so certain of getting a job these days and I wonder what our children will go through if we dont correct certain things in this country.

Polchiz:
Please go for your M.SC (not professional masters) if you have the means. Most multinationals and banks recently (I know of Ecobank) now includes M.SC. as requirements for even Trainee positions.
It equally prepares you for opportunities in Academia and international NGOs.
Most importantly, don't go for Masters degree for the purpose of getting a job only but do it with the best of your abilities and learn new skills and ideas in your field.
If you can come up with a ground-breaking research in your field, that alone can take you places.
Yes, in Nigeria you can succeed without connections if you know what you are doing.

U can succeed I agree but pray ur village people are asleep when u go for that ground breaking interview,if not there is no guarantee.

I had already informed my parents that in the next life...I shall be born by them and we shall come to this earth as Igbo's again.

Yesterday, my in law sent food items from his place of resident in the north down to his village to share with their village men and women. And this is going on now in almost all the parts of Igbo land. Men of timber and calibre are remembering their brothers and sisters at this trying times.

In fact,this is the best time to be Igbo.


Indeed Igbo Amaka no be mouth.
We do the do and they talk the do.

I will advice u to put that money to use and not attempt travelling with it.

As far as it's a loan,it is not ur money yet and don't endanger ur guarantor for helping u.

Thank u.

I am thinking of doing this business with a capital of at least 3million in Abuja with a land already secured but not fenced...I hope someone can put us through.

Nice lady,very respectful and cultured...I say congrats to u.

In the history of this country,I don't think ur father had an equal in stealing... Abacha was a bit higher but ur father was a super criminal.

Good one.

I know that man is broke and that is why he had realised that he messed up...three things must be involved and one has happened to him and that is,he is broke.

Had he been that he is till flourished I bet u this lady will never agree to marry this young man,but the old man. As it is,money is no longer flowing that is why the man has returned to his loving wife and the pregnant lady can talk after gaining so much from this man.

Well,na them know how they started but it is sure not to last...God says adultery is sin and yet people indulge in it as if their lives depend on it.

And for the young lady,did u say that man's wife layed a curse on u, u are playing with fire and brimestones. Just go and apologised to her and return everything that was given to u in that shop and go ask for forgiveness else u are a goner.

U will remember this day.

Any marriage that will give u BP will surely kill in no distance time...

Oga,pls leave that woman for now and regain ur sanity and health back.

And sorry for all what u are going true.

That is why I can't never buy their CD or video rather I buy children/cartoon CD for my children.

Most of their shows are graced by civil servants in the country, including politicians.

U see how they are mocking the same people who made rich.

Kai,poverty ntor.

emmanuelewumi:
Investment is relative, some see immigration as an Investment
Some sell their houses, shares, portfolio Investments to the tune of N100 million and relocate. Which is a form of investment, if you ask me.

Although I can't engage in that type of investment. Very easy and possible for me to grow my N100 million to over N200 million within 5 years or less in Nigeria

GOD BLESS U.
I STILL BELIEVE IN MAKING MONEY IN NIGERIA
THE LAND IS TOO FERTILE.

seunmsg:
I had a good laugh reading the nonsense post.

Stop calling peoples opinion nonsense...no wonder oyinbo people are better in the way they react to issues. Na we they condemn our own because of sentiments.

That is just an opinion so respond with respect.

Yenefer:
5 Mega shippers of criminality

In all ur comments,I have never seem u a day without writing against the Igbo's...and u are a woman for God sake.

Why this ingrained hate.
May God help u to come out of this hallucination.

If u had been caught with another woman i don't expect u to be surprised...because not all women will forgive easily?

So,rethink ur ways before it is too late.

DopeDrugDealer:
Thanks I run a drug business and it pays my bills, but you will surely meet untimely death soon with your family. anuofia

I will not curse u...but u will see what will happened to u before the end of this year.