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raumdeuter:
You mean second grade European competition which Sevilla wins in their sleep

It counts toward UEFA Coefficient

Nihilist:
How did Pragmatism help Mourunho on Monday?

My friend why do you like talking out of context? Was Jose defending 2 goal lead on Monday? Is Chelsea Monaco?

Jose is proven in the Premier League 3 times over. This is about the hipster Fraudiola who is a failure in EPL to date and who just threw away a 2 goal lead to phucking Monaco. This is the final result after all that jizzing about "how to play against big teams" when Pep beat Barca in a dead rubber group game.

raumdeuter:
Mourinhos pragmatism has helped him to 6th place for the past 100days and out of the FA cup

Those are local competitions. What counts is Europe and Manure are still in it.

PietroRico:
Well, they have ageing full backs

lol. Yet Sagna is their best defender.

PietroRico:
It's just a shame that pragmatic managers who are capable of setting their team up to actually defend are now seen as old school because of hipster managers who can't vary their teams approach to save their lives.

I just don't see how a simeone, mourinho or a conte will enter into 2nd leg away tie with a 2 goal advantage, playing a Dm and 5 attackers

Hipster coaches! You hit the nail on the head. Any manager that can't defend a 2 goal lead against Monaco using Man City is a fraud!

CFCman:
Chai, Chai

First time in history that a Guardiola-coached team has been eliminated earlier than the semi-finals

That's what Raumdeuter has been using to make mouth since forgetting Barca and Bayern do that every season.

Oga Titus, he take night bus
Come Monaco, now Blues done loss

diggz:
Why will you ever think of typing this type of BS? This is a clear mischief on your part and I will not support it.

Yes.....JM can fvck off! I distaste is latest attacks against our club,team and coach however, I will not be mischievous enuff to type what typed above.

Let's discredit everything fergie ever achieved domestically with manU simply because he didn't face 5 genuine top contenders who can match him tactically and financially? Same goes for Wenger and the invincibles or Carlo Ancelloti with CFC, Madrid, Milan or Psg.

Few months ago you were here to justify why Pep needs to spend more money before he can compete. If you don't have an issue with Pep spending money why then do you have an issue with JMs spending? And,why haven't you complained about klopp spending or Enrique's?

Is it ok for us to also discredit everything Pep achieved with barca and bayern since he didn't have 5genuine contenders to contend with plus he had all the money and players he needed? Or klopp who had only bayern to contend with?

Please, we can agree JM is an azzhole and can fvck off but, we shouldnt descend into cheap mischief to discredit him.

Nateevs has hated JM since 2004.

If you hate someone for their whole life, you will definitely get a chance to mock them at some point in their life because everybody has ups and downs in life. Nobodys life can be bed of roses from birth to death. This is Nateevs first chance to say ntor since 2004. Let him enjoy it.

This Mendy make real sense for leftback

Gwaaaaaaarn Leicester!

Skimpledawg:
It's a great day for me Great minds. Celebrate with me.
Happy Birthday to me

Happy birthday dawg!

See the way Manure players are just shaking our hands like someone who just met their oga. This game was too easy.

This is like training match. I've hardly ever been so comfortable watching a match

Ibime:
Herrera red. Battle with Kante over.

Kante done bury Herrera patapata. Chelseafan1, what do you say?

Herrera red. Battle with Kante over.

Here we go. . . 2 goal margin loading. . .

elrony:
Where's the Fukcing DJ


Person no fit come late again ?

I'm also late. Has the DJ already packed his decks?

Barcelona team of tax fraudsters shoulda known it would be a bad day from the name of their opponents alone - Deport thief o.

Deport thief o must be like the EFCC of Spanish league.

B2Spirits:
My job description is purely about presentations--assisting the owner, who has been taking up this role before my arrival. It also requires me to be in the hospital everyday. Here, I normally don't have much to do between 10am and 4pm. Since that I would be busy at night

Who do you make presentations to at night Mr Porter? Is your hospital a coven?

We all know who works night shift in the hospital. Mr Porter, get off your phone and start portering as per your job description.

The night presenter

B2Spirits:
I understand why you will soon land here. Sebi you want to know why my job deals with presentation? No p. Insanity begins with sleep apnea in some. It remains little time before they will tie you with ropes and bundle you into a lorry for onward journey from Gambia down here. The ashewo you married in one of the Gambian slums will wail for long.

The flatinoes die daily in Malaysia and you hide in tiny Gambia. Please, you are needed in Thailand for death sentence. Gambia no know how to catch drug dealers.

Hahahahaha. Newsflash Mr Porter, Gambia is only one of over 30 countries I've visited. Can you get there with 1 year salary as Hospital porter? Your hospital owner set go greet me well if he see me.

You make presentations for hospital? To who? Can you present an MRI scan to a patient and know what you are talking about? Mr Porter, keep speaking English in the hospital. Owner done off DSTV for your BQ yet this night? I hope say no be hospital wi-fi you dey use browse now, although I believe say your hospital na just one kpako primary care unit. Why else would they have the man running the place in BQ with no DSTV?

Nihilist:
Rahman is away in Germany, On Loan, and injured.

What does he need the shirt for anyway? Did you really need to type 8 paragraphs simply to make the point that a player who is not playing is wearing the shirt of another player who is also not playing?

Take an L for being up so late, another L for ineffective use of Forum Space, and one more L for wasting my time.

I'm not sure what you want to do with all these Ls you're accumulating -You could move to Mexico and start selling them there. Call yourself L Chapo.

There is no English that can wriggle out of facts. First Ake was sent away before Conte arrived at the club. Those of us in the know argued that Conte would have chosen Ake over Rahman. You argued till you were blue in the face that Rahmans was better. 5 months later, Rahman was rejected and Ake was chosen and even took Rahmans shirt number. End of discussion. QED.


La ilaha illa-llah, Muhammadu-rasulu-llah

Ašhadu an la ilaha illa-llah.

Subhana-llahi, wa-l-hamdu li-llahi, wa la ilaha illa-llahu, wa-llahu akbar. Wa la hawla wa la quwwata illa bi-llahi-l-aliyyi-l-azeem

La ilaha illa-llahu wahdahu la šharika lahu lahu-l-mulku wa lahu-l-hamdu yuhyi wa yumitu biyadihi-l-khayr, wa huwa ala kulli šhayin qadir


I'm not reciting Kalimahs nigga, I'm counting your Ls.


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Nihilist:
Stop lying.

Go and check the team sheets for all Schalke's Europa games and see if it was the 'reserves' as you describe it.

Ale played only 12 games for Bournemouth who are nobodies in football. Rahman managed 21 games for Schalke who are European regulars.

Take your L.

Good night.

Hahahahaha. I can't believe you are talking about the L in relation to Ake and Rahman.

Nigga the L you are holding on this matter has travelled abroad and come back with PHD.

You told us Rahman was better than Ake. Conte literally chased Rahman out the club with koboko like Cherubim and Seraphim exorcist. Chelsea had no left back when Rahman was chased. In other words, Conte said "having no leftback is better than having you".

Then the same Conte went and begged Ake to return, then rejected £18m offer for him ontop.

Not only that but Ake was given Rahman shirt number with the indication from the club that Rahmans Chelsea career is over.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/578874/Baba-Rahman-Chelsea-transfer-news-shirt-number-Nathan-Ake

Ake literally took Rahman spot, took his shirt number and kicked him out the club forever. No greater L has been given since Jacob stole Esau's birthright.

One L is not enough for this Rahman vs Ake debate. Nihilist, you better hold two Ls like LL Cool Js wife in za oza room.

B2Spirits:
Idîota. Owner delegated his role to me and you called it porter thing? At these rate, it won't be long before they bring you here. Then I will remind you when you arrive. OSU cast jatijati

Owner delegated his role to you, and put you in a boysquarters, then switched off your TV. Shut up Mr Porter, are you a Medical Doctor?

And you are fighting with this owner who saved you from recession. . . because you speak better English than him?

Mugu, since when did speaking English become a key skill in the operations of any hospital, that has got you feeling high and mighty, and got you challenging the owner? Medical Doctors have not challenged the owner, it is one two bob fantasist like yourself that is challenging the owner, all because of your purportedly superior English? You even get English degree sef?

Actual English degree graduates and post-graduates are starving, and you think speaking English makes you better than Doctors in a hospital?

Continue humouring me.

Nihilist:
Baba Rahman plays more games for Schalke than Ake did for Bournemouth.

Out of 16 games, He started 7, came of the bench 6 times and only missed 3 games. He also started 4 out 6 European games for them. Started 1 out of 2 cup games.

So he started 12 out 24 games. And played in total, 21 of those 24 games. You're the accountant So you do the maths.

Forget European games, that is Europa league where teams send their substitutes to play.

In the league, Rahman started 7 out of 16 in a team battling relegation. And by that I mean start and stop ie start one game, bench next game.

Ake on the other hand didn't start for Bournemouth till October. Of course, I told you in summer that the major drawback of loan system is the politics of teams prioritising their own assets over loan signings who are another man's asset. However a candle cannot be hidden under a bed. From the moment Ake started till he left, he was their best player, undroppable, unlike stop-start Baba Rahman, and they returned with a club record £18m bid for him in January.

I am warning you now to cease and desist from Baba Rahman vs Ake argument immediately, because this is what we will use to break your head in future. When we start comparing a top Dutch International to a washed up Charlie at Sivasspor 5 years from now, this could be a gaffe as monumental as those who compared Joe Cole to Schweinsteiger in 2009, or those who compared Oscar to DeBruyne in 2013. I dey warn you o. Please don't do it.

B2Spirits:
I have said it before that lunatics have relocated here. This lost goat doesn't know the definition of a porter. It's understandable. Drugs used by his mother while trying to get rid of the deformed fetus failed several times. I won't be surprised at the OSU outcast, the ibimeebechukwu of an ipodite.

They just buried his stubborn friend recently. The dude spread his chest for bullet defence testing during pro Trump rally and the failed odeshi sent him to hell. Ibimechukwu or whatever the bab00n is called is in urgent need of a 33kv transformer, so that we quickly dispose his corpse for the birds to eat. Decent burial? No, he doesn't deserve it. Burying ibime will be an insult to his father who died in okija shrine. The old f00l was eaten by beasts, and has prayed that his goat of a child suffers the same fate. To hell with hungry thing.

Mr Porter, what is your job in the hospital? Bloody attendant them put for Hospital boysquarters forming English Professor. Do you even have BA in English? They asked you to chaperone patients and move goods and medical files from one ward to another, and you think they employed you to speak grammar? I pity you.

Nihilist:
As a left Back, Baba Rahman us better than Ake.

Rahman was an immediate starter at Schalke until Afcon injury. Ake did not see shirt at Bournemouth till much later on in the season and at centre back. Schalke to Bournemouth are not mates in football.

Ake is back now and is not even making the bench. So you can't compare him to Chalobah who us actually making the bench and getting some league minutes.

I said then that Ale was not ready. He's been called back and is not making the squad. What point are you even trying to make sef? How is Ake currently different to Ola Aina or Kennedy?

Baba Rahman was no starting player for Schalke. How can someone who started just 44% of Schalke league games be described as a starting player? If you insist on forming strong-headed with your inane Baba Wasteman better than Ake argument, we will use that same head to open coconut.

Nihilist:
Which is what I'm saying. Ake has gone from a place where he was a guaranteed starter to someone who might be needed

How is that different to Kennedy? And what happens if nobody get's injured? He continues to develop on the training pitch innit?

Puhlease.

It's like I said at the start of the season, when yourself, diggz, mithel and co were chewing me out for having the temerity to agree with sending Ake out on loan - Ake is NOT ready.

If you can't make the bench against, Leicester, Swansea, or West Ham, you're not ready. If the only time you make the team is when the club is playing lower league opposition, you're not ready.

So it begs the question, why interrupt Ake's development at Bournemouth? The guy was gaining invaluable EPL experience every weekend - and now is only available to make up the numbers, and play backup to the backup. He has absolutely no chance in midfield this season, and is behind 5 defenders for a CB spot. He's also behind Alonso and Pedro(Or even Willian) at LWB


Can you even describe Ake as a squad player these days considering that he doesn't actually make the squad?


What a waste.

My friend, you are twisting the argument. Your argument was that Rahman is better than Ake so Ake should be sent on loan. That has been proven patently false. Rahman was not better than Ake. Who is better than Ake now are Alonso and Cahill, and that may just be a case of them being in possession of the shirt and not wanting to upset the winning apple cart.

You also wrote a long epistle on why players like Mikel should be kept in our squad eternally as substitutes. Whilst we were wasting years on Mikel, the likes of Chalobah were being chased away all over the place and being disrespected by loan clubs. Two sides of the same coin. Mikels presence was hindering Chalobahs progress rather than freeing him up to go develop on loan. . . while simultaneously being uber useless for Chelsea when called upon just like Rahman.

I'm a firm believer in: once a young player is good enough, open up a substitute spot for him. There is a reason why Chelsea have not developed youngsters since Terry and that's because we send our youngsters away, denying them the opportunity to take advantage of injuries to first team players. Most young players get their first opportunities from injuries to first team players!

If Hector Bellerin was away on loan when Debuchy got injured, Arsenal would probably have a different right back now. If Rashford was away on loan when Rooney got injured, same story. If Moses was away on loan when Conte was looking for a RWB, there would be no Victor Moses. Same goes for almost every young player that has established themselves in football. Instead at Chelsea, we stock and keep dross for years like Mikel, Zhirkov, Ferreira and co, denying youngsters the lucky break that most other youngsters use to kick off their careers.

Once a young player is one injury away from a first team shirt, the club NEEDS that player and should be kept, not keeping wastemen in the squad like Baba Rahman and Mikel who can't even do a basic job when injuries put them in the position a youngster could have been in. I don't see Spurs buying squad filler like Mikel to free up Harry Winks to go away and develop.

The flip side of waiting until a young player establishes himself as a superstar on loan before you give him a chance is that you can't just call him back and give him squad position, expecting him to wait his turn like any regular youngster - something you should have done two years ago. Then you get the Kevin De-Bruyne effect where their patience is shorter because they are already established stars. How can you expect someone who just won YPOTY in Bundesliga to come and be waiting for injuries before he gets a chance to play. Nah dummies, you shoulda done that two years ago before he established himself on loan. Ake is almost at that stage now where his patience would be shorter than it was in the summer. This is a two-year proven, £18m rated EPL player who could easily interest clubs of the calibre of Liverpool.

Nihilist:
Ake has gone from playing week in week out to not even making the Bench for Chelsea. So he's not even in the running to replace Cahill if that one get's injured - Zouma is, and Terry is second backup.

Even at LWB, Pedro is second choice after Alonso.

If Ake, is not making the bench, he is not trusted by the manager. If Ake is not making the bench, then he is not developing. It really is that simple.

I'm not sure what the point of referring to Rahman is, being as he is currently out on loan.

Ake is well trusted by the manager. The same manager recalled him remember? Why? Because he might need him, not for any other reason. He trusted him so much, he was happy to send Ivanovic away. Who you put on the bench depends on your mix of players. Zouma is substitute RCB, Terry is substitute CB and Ake is substitute LCB. You cannot put all 3 on the bench at the same time, but if Cahill gets injured, Ake will be first in line. Rahman is relevant because that's the root of where this Ake debate started.

They are saying Mourinho is the new Hiddink. . . . the unbeaten one, but all of them na draw.

Nihilist:
Shebi Ake is developing now?

Blame the boss Alonso. If na Baba Wasteman who you were championing at LB, Ake would be at God level now.

The finality of the matter is that Ake is a boss player, 10 times better than Baba Wasteman who you were trying to send him away for. That was the debate, not this story you are telling us now.

We take care of our needs first as a club. For example, if Cahill gets injured today, Ake is the only player you can trust in that LCB, not relying on Matt Miazga and co. So we take care of our needs first, simple.

Same way if you are going into a season with Baba Wasteman as your first choice leftback, you must be uber incompetent to send Ake away.

Who knows, if Conte had spent preseason with Ake, we may have never gone in for Alonso. It's the same thing that happened on the other side when Conte spent preseason with Moses. As it is, Moses has developed more at Chelsea than in 3 years away on loan.

So leave the development story cover-up. You cannot send Ake away to develop, while simultaneously relying on Baba Wasteman in your first team.

Nihilist:
If we buy this boy now, we are going to waste him.

I think I've been vindicated in my stance that Chelsea is not a place for youth - just look at what Conte has done to Ake.

I remember back then when you lot wanted Ake fast tracked into the squad, I was saying the boy wasn't ready, and keeping him in the squad would foil his development. The club has done exactly that.

If this Sessegnon guy isn't ready for a 1st team shirt at Chelsea, I say leave him alone to continue developing in a place where he is guaranteed gametime, ten we can come back for him even if he cost's more. If we sign the boy today, Alonso has to chop bench strat.

Let's buy the boy as 2nd choice leftback now. His cost is £8m now, later on it could be upward of £50m.

Ake is a valued member of the squad, exactly where we expect him to be. Any injuries in his three positions and he's in. BTW our first choice LB at the time was Baba Wasteman. Only a Stevie Wonder would claim Ake should go and develop elsewhere while Baba Wasteman keep costing us points in our first team.

airmark:
ok , i learnt barca is monitoring alonso. Will check his videos soon. But i like that wolfsburg lb.

You wouldn't buy a 16 year old like Sessegnon and get rid of your first team starter. You buy him to develop like Spurs did with Bale. He could potentially be special does not mean you give him first team shirt with no senior options.

Bigkesh and Nihilist would have been shocked to read that Barca are seriously scouting Alonso and Matic for their first team.