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homesteady:
Ibime, answer my question Yes or No! Is that what is hard for you?

Answer simple question, you are doing merry-go-round! Must a player get a goal or assist before wining MOTM?

If your team score 4 goals and you contributed none, you ain't no MOTM.

If another player assisted twice to your zero, made 5 key passes to your zero, made 88 passes to your 70, sorry mate you are nowhere near MOTM.

homesteady:
Oga, I asked you to confirm if a player must score or assist before he can get MOTM!

Who is the worst player for Spain here more or less?

MOTM ko, MOTM ni. Tales of Pius Ikedia dribbles by romantics don't win MOTM, actual contribution does.

Xavi 2 assists, Iniesta 0

Xavi 5 key passes, Fabregas 3, Alonso and Silva 1, Iniesta 0

Alonso 88 passes, Xavi 83 passes, Iniesta 70

Tell Technical committee of Pius Ikedia dribbling romantics to kiss my àrse

homesteady:
See who wants us to discard professionals report for his!

So you must get a goal or an assist to get MOTM?

There is no such thing as Professional in football. Enrique is a professional yet you reckon he is clueless. Professional report ke. What is professional about tales of dribbling like Pius Ikedia?

Tell us what Iniesta did in that match. Tell me number of passes etc. Please don't say dribbling.

Xavi made 2 assists.

Also Iniesta has never outperformed Messi in any final. If so, bring the final, let's examine it.

Pastor so you have been sponsoring one womans business in Canada from the tithes your poor church members gave you?

homesteady:
How come only Ibime sees this? Can you remind me of who you are again in the football world? Where did you get your professorship of football from?

It is a fact that most awards recognise players from winning teams.

Who is responsible for winning? Is it the eunuch that contributes 1 goal and 5 assists out of over 170 his team scores?

If Iniesta played for Arsenal, he would be no bigger than Alexander Hleb. They are the exact same player.

homesteady:
Ibime can you please mention any player that has gotten MOTM in
1) A Worldcup Final
2) Euro's Final
3) Champions League final
4) A domestic cup final!

Can I hear you say it loudly?

First tell me which goal or assist he scored in Euros final to deserve such bogus MOTM award.

homesteady:
I would leave it as rubbish because
1) UEFA says otherwise
2) FIFA says otherwise
3) Sport Journalists say otherwise
4) Captains and Coaches say otherwise
5) Zidane would say otherwise now!

Benefits of being carried along in a winning team where others win for you which automatically puts you up for awards.

UEFA and co also tell me Pique is one of the greatest defenders of all time but I know they lying.

airmark:
May be bayern is equivalent of yeovil in germany. Dayo na mumu.

Don't mind him.

Iniesta big match goals is only 3 in his career, El Classico, WC final and Stamford Bridge. That's what Dayo keeps parading up and down as big game contribution.

When we try to list Lampards, we will struggle to recall, there are so many.

raumdeuter:
Goals in world cup final, How many did lamps have?

Easy to get to finals as an attache who contributed nothing to get there.

raumdeuter:
3rd goal in a Elclasico
Lone goal in a world cup final to win the trophy
Lone goal in a CL semi to qaulify his team for a final

BTW you havent told us the need to lie compulsively like you told us English clubs didnt compete in CL in late 50's and early 60's or you told us Iniesta didnt assist in a knockout of international tournament

Is this one of the side effect of obesity?

Lampard goals in big games only greater than Iniestas whole career total.

You should know. Even Bayern have chopped 3 from him in 4 matches only. Liverpool chopped 6, three in UCL semi, Manure chopped 6, Barca chopped 3, Arsenal chopped 6 etc etc etc

raumdeuter:
One of his 55 career goals happens to be in the el classico the biggest rivalry in the world

Another one happens to be in the worl cup final the biggest game in football

Another was the late equalizer that dragged his 10men team to a CL final

Let some be scoring meaningless goals vs Yeovil and West Ham while others wait for CL finals, Worlc cup finals and Euro finals to win the MOTM

3rd goal in El Classico against a Benitez on his way out. Whoopty, that was really the decisive contribution. Barca might have lost that game if not for that 3rd goal.

Lampard contribution vs one club (Barca) alone is more than all Iniesta decisive big game contribution in his career put together.

raumdeuter:
Can you compose this into powerpoint and send to the over 200 coaches and captains who cant stop naming Ineista as the best midfielder ever after Xavi has retired

Can you see the ghost of Xavi giving Iniesta the push in this el classico, Maybe its Messi from the hospital

Nice of you to dig up one of his 55 career goals, the 3rd goal of a 4-0 romp.

It would be interesting to see Iniesta points won stats, should be like 0.00001%.

raumdeuter:
You went from zero assist to 1 assist

a week ago you went from No English rep throughout late 50's to early 60's to it was just one year and I was using hyperbole

Do you have any shame at all?

Define Carryalong? A player who played no part in a final but jumped forward to lift trophy and claim the glory

Don't miss the point nigga. Iniesta 1 assist in International knockout football in the easiest game they played, 3-0 vs Russia.

Xavi 7 assists, 5 of them in 1-0 wins. . . including against Germany twice etc.

Define CARRYALONG.

raumdeuter:
Chelsea played Terry in a CL final they lost
Chelsea didnt play Terry in the CL final they won
Chelsea didnt play Terry in the Europa finals they won

Iniesta playing all season, Barca struggling.

He thought this is those days when Barca was on top and you can contribute nothing and still find yourself in the final comfortably.

Enrique said the party is over, all non contributors get out. Barca start winning 6-1 and 5-0 again. This goes to show that carryalong nigga has no influence whatsoever in results. How can you, with 0 goals and 5 assists per season and 50 passes per match? Your team score 170 goals and you contributed 5 assists. Tufiakwa!

Drop Iniesta, you see no difference in goals, wins or possession with his phucking 50 passes per match.

Drop nigga like Lampard and see if their team output doesn't drop like 20-25%

raumdeuter:
I know you cant do without telling lies just like you lied to us that English clubs were banned from late 50's to early 60's

Who was the player who made that assist in the video below at 1:58

Spain 3 Russia 0 Euro 2008 semi finals

OK, 1 ASSIST in their easiest knockout game.

Xavi 7 assists all in the tough games.

2008 final vs Germany assist, 2012 final vs Italy, 2 assists, WC semi vs Germany 1-0, Xavi assist, Paraguay 2nd round, 1-0 Xavi assist, QF vs Portugal 1-0 Xavi assist.

Define CARRYALONG for me again.

Luis Enrique dropped Iniesta for the last 2 games, they started winning comfortably 6-1 and 5-0 again after struggling for the last few months.

Someone tell me that is not a spare tire with no influence whatsoever on results. That's the definition of CARRYALONG.

homesteady:
In a saner environment, Lampard's assertion should have ended this argument, but No! Uncle no gree rest!

Ibime has made himself an authority in football matters, the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the end! Issoriat!

In a saner environment, Zidane statement that Gerrard is the best player in the world and better than Messi should have ended all doubts that Gerrard is the GOAT, but you decided to employ your brain and leave rubbish for the dustbin.

Go and ask Lampard if he rates Iniesta over himself. in their 11 head to head meetings, Lampard 8 goals or assists, Iniesta 1.

raumdeuter:
Why do you need anyone to tell you Terry has zero output to his teams wins

Iniesta World cup final MOTM, CL final MOTM, Euro final MOTM

Its clear to the deaf blind and dumb

Unlike Terry, Flop in a CL final flop in any big game, his team only win when he is not on the field

The perfect attache to glory and community slot player whose job is to lift trophies he played zero part in

So you know better than these legends abi? Or you only listen to what come out your mouth?

Iniesta - ZERO assists in International knockout football, one lucky WC final goal.

MOTM awards in those finals all fraudulent except the lucky WC final.

No assists and no goals all year, teammates carry him to finals - the perfect attache to Glory.

raumdeuter:
Its only what comes out of obese mouth that counts

raumdeuter:
You just like jumping, Its very easy to puncture holes in this argument

I said players greater than Lampard have hailed Scholes

Is Xavi not greater than Lampard, Is Zidane not greater than Lampard, Is Bobby Charlton not greater than Lampard? I showed you quotes from them all hailing Scholes.

Managers like Lippi, Guardiola, Ferguson said the same thing. So what is the point you are trying to make sef?

I quoted several people among whom are legendary players, legendary coaches but you go just dey do stronghead like grinding machine upandan

Do you pay attention to what Legendary people have said about Terry?

So why should we pay attention to what Legendary people have said about Mr ZERO goals, 5 assists per season and 50 passes per match?

It is their job to praise each other, and our job to cut the crap.

Masterkolinks:
Costa is the least intelligent player in the whole of Chelsea squad

Intelligence is not by touch but by decision making. He might be the most intelligent, but his touches look agricultural. His decision making however is pretty good.

Those who claim Lukaku wont survive at Chelsea cos he is not technically gifted, should be surprised to see Costa thriving.

This reminds me of when I thought Drogba would not gel with Ancelottis style, but he had his best season ever.

homesteady:
You don't pay attention to what pros say!
You don't pay attention to what technical committees say!
You don't pay attention to what sport Journalists say!
You don't pay attention to what coaches and captains say, well except if it suits you!

Wehdone Sir

If we pay attention to such crap, we'll be here all day. Even Mesut Ozil has a hundred quotes praising him from his fellow pros. It is their business to lavish praise, and our business to cut the crap. . . . Jersey!

Nihilist:
This na wetin dey always irritate me about you, because you clearly didn't watch MNF last night, but you dey argue about what Lampard said or did not say.

I'm only as good as the info I'm given gee. Don't watch that crap. It's still indicative that Lampard only speak of them as a duo while my argument has been to seperate them and show that Xavi is the driving force of that famous cliche.

Anyway, I don't pay attention to what pros say about each other as it is in their interests to suck each others deeks. I don't take them serious since the day I heard Pele claim Nii Odartey Lamptey the best player in the world, Zidane name Gerrard the best, Mourinho name Lampard the best. The worst is Pep who prevaricates between who he thinks is the best. . . one week he will tell you Xavi, the next week Messi, the next week Iniesta, the next week Scholes. . . . so all I have to say about that is. . . . Jersey!

lalaboi:
lol.

That what they call him in the media over here. I do not know much about his history

I read this, but i dont know how true it is.

You know every big man in Naija has honourary degree just like Dr Patience Jonathan. All you need to do is give the VC N5m and they will call you Doctor.

lalaboi:
Dr. Ifeanyi Ubah owns Capital Oil and Gas.

Dr. Ifeanyi Ubah owns Ifeanyi Ubah FC who last year signed a partnership deal with West Ham. They even wear similar jerseys.

When did Ifeanyi Ubah become Doctor? A subsidy fraudster who dropped out of secondary school.. Take it easy with the Dr please, let's not cheapen it for those who earned that title legitimately.

Nihilist:
Of course Lampard is not a fool. And I know he's a member of Mensa.

That's why, I'm sure the understands the meaning of tbe simple question - list the top 3 midfielders you played against.

The question now is - do you?

Lampard rating of Iniesta has never been in doubt. The day Iniesta knocked us out of UCL at the Bridge , Lampard went to collect his shirt.

For Lampard to consistently list Iniesta multiple times as one of the 3 top midfielders he's played against, it's clear to me what Lampard is saying. It's just not clear to you.

That don't mean jack shyt nigga even if you read it whichever way you like. It is players jobs to praise their fellow professionals effusively and fans jobs to criticise holistically.

Besides he was asked who the toughest he faced was, not who the greatest is. Mind you, he's played against Zidane once, but when you talk about toughest rivalries, we faced Barca 10 times and Liverpool 6 times in Europe, all in tight games, so of course those were our toughest rivalries. Lampard never faced any other midfielders more than once or twice in Europe.

Lampard has never even faced Iniesta without Xavi beside him. Note he put Xavis name first. That is signalling of his heirarchy of both of them.

FYI, I'm a Mensa too, and I don't mean chief from Ghana. Go and call Lampard to argue it with me if you think I should value his opinion. Even if he singles out Iniesta away from Xavi (which he has not), it might be as worthless as Zidanes opinion that Gerrard was better than Messi.

Nihilist:
In other words, Lampard is a fool that cannot be trusted to answer a simple question...

It's not matter of fool. Lampards IQ is 150. It's a matter of it's not that serious to start separating them because nobody is arguing with him.

The whole world has packaged them together as a twosome right from inception, they are a cliché that need no distinction unless you are arguing the nitty gritty of the matter.

Nihilist:
The February quote was actually published in a Chelsea match day programme.

And in the Sky Sports studio tonight just not up to 1hr ago , the question was who are the top 3 midfielders you played against:

Lanpard: Gerrard, Xavi, Iniesta.

He's been consistent about it on TV and even in the official Chelsea publications,so where elsr does he 'talk properly'?

He did not single out Iniesta, he said Xavi and Iniesta were the toughest he played against in Europe because "you could not get the ball off them". Again, this is Iniesta fame by association. Because when Xavi is playing 100 passes and Iniesta is playing 60, the "Xavi & Iniesta" midfield that you can't get the ball off is mostly Xavi. Iniesta just comes along with the package like Paul Bearer with Undertaker, Marty Jannetty with Shaun Michaels, Damien with Jake the Snake, Elizabeth with Macho man, Virgil with Ted DiBiase or 4 by 4 with Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Nihilist:
Ermmm

He just mentioned iniesta as a top 3 midfieler he faced in his career less than 30 minutes ago live on TV.

This is not the first time either

Only last month, he had this to say

Xavi and Iniesta go together as a football cliché like bread and butter. Even 2 year olds who just learned to talk will say Xavi and Iniesta because they've heard the phrase so many times, it is cliché just like Romario and Bebeto, Bonnie and Clyde, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Jaguar and Useni, Zebrudaya and Giringori etc etc. But when he wants to talk properly, he will single out Xavi with no mention of Iniesta.

raumdeuter:
Ibime will say Lampard doesn't know what he's talking about

Of course he knows what he is talking about, that's why he never mentioned Fraud Iniesta and rightly gave credit to the real Barca genius Xavi. Lampard faced Fabregas often as an AM a position in which he is a top top player.

pamcode:
By the way it an L to the Matic sympathisers I believe.

It was actually confirmation that these are the tough midfield matches that we spoke about Fabregas struggling in, not the Swanseas and Bournemouths who don't put you under physical pressure. Fabregas managed to do in one match what Matic has failed to do all season which is get pressed in midfield into giving the opposition a direct run at our keeper for the West Ham goal. So I say that to say . . . Jersey!

3 points in the bag. . . On to the next one.

Lemme just clear my throat about the last goal. . . what I was going to say is. . . Jersey!