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diggz:
Bros the thing dey do me like say my eye no dey see well. I don't even get it. Oscar of all people....

I am in shock for words to describe the blasphemy.

Please ignore that clown. He is the Spy360 of Manure thread.

So Mourinho to Manure is now confirmed by BBC.

Well done to Chelsea board and Mr Emenalo.

Freeze is immature. Why tell us you are eating moinmoin when you are only trying to show off your jewelry

raumdeuter:
Lol. So you can come up with essays like this?

Shebi Sevilla dominated a whole Second half

The CL Chelsea won How many minutes did they dominate for? Bayern coulda won 8-0 but they didnt .That Chelsea win was evidence of EPL superiority

The CL Liverpool won, How many minutes did they dominate for less than 10mins? Milan coulda won 7-0 but they didnt yet that CL win was evidence of EPL superiority

The 1999 CL that man utd won, How many minutes did they dominate for? It coulda been 4-0 for Bayern but that CL win was evidence of EPl greatness

Even this same Liverpool this year, How many did they beat Dortmund? Dortmund coulda won 4-0 in the first half alone, but Liverpool winning was evidence of EPL superiority

But Sevilla dominated a whole half now we hear about game of two halves, Liverpool could have won 3-0. Moreno and "One of those things"

When EPL teams were snatching undeserved wins it wasn't "one of those thing". Abeg leave trash for dustbin

lol. Carry go na.

Wetin I want talk? Kudos to Sevilla. They represented their league well unlike Villareal.

raumdeuter:
Ibime one of the teams who can't pay salary in Spain just brutally molested the million paying liverpool 48 hrs later we no see your rejoinder. Abi liverpool didn't take it serious

By next season if city manages to beat Villarreal in one game you'll be back with your dross

Like I said the match up we have evidence of, LA liga tops, your only claim to epl superiority is the bottom teams which we don't have evidence of

Lets be honest, it was a game of 2 halves.

Liverpool coulda been 3-0 up in 1st half.

2nd half, Sevilla product Alberto Moreno threw the game away, and Liverpool gave in to fear (of a team they were far superior to in 1st half.)

It's just one of those things.

Kante is certainly leaving Leicester. His release clause of £20m does exist.

The question is why Arsenal and City are leading the chase, and Chelsea is not involved.

CFCman:
^^
This may sound weird, but it would be fascinating to watch a Kante-Matuidi pivot for France at the Euros.

Matuidi is incapable of playing pivot effectively.

France will play 3 man midfield.

Lass Diarra, Pogba and Matuidi

or

Lass Diarra, Pogba and Kante

If you think say Tinubu dey lie, then tell me who Sure-P epp

SnowJay92:
Believe me if aliens visit Nigeria, they mind end up inside people's soup pots, have this people seen or read about manatees before? My guess is No, what if that thing happens to be natural reservoir for a certain deadly virus? This is the same way some folks in east Africa went and brought Ebola from the forest.

Reading about the African manatee now, it seems our ancestors knew about this animal and named it 'mami water' because it looks like a woman when it comes up for air.

This got corrupted and confused later with the European 'mermaid' which is fish and not mammal like mami water.

amiskurie:
Rivers people never heard of sea lions before?


I thought kamanute was a footballer

Does that look like a sea lion to you?

In trying to abuse the people of Rivers State, you have exposed your own ignorance.

Google is your friend, use it.

gbadexy:
That looks like a seal.
I've never heard or seen it eaten before except by orcas and sharks.

That's not a seal, that's a manatee

They are found only in rivers. There are a few of them in the Amazon river.

I no know say we get this rare animal for our state sef and I be Rivers man.

U1:
Mukina2, know say I dey vex for you gan! Thanks to you a captain (Ibime) who committed a punishable crime of abandoning his sinking ship deprived me of my second FA Cup. I dey vex with you o. Now, the ninja no go let pesin hear word again.

As for LVG who still fielded a strong team in a dead rubber game, may you not win the 2016 FA Cup. Ise!

Ta! My friend! comot for my face. Ipukulu flog you even with your triple captain, you still get mouth to talk.

You better go ask your native doctor why you still dey on one trophy yet Ipukulu has triumphed in 3 seperate seasons. Is that fair?

You even try sef. Some people never even qualify for playoff before.

mile12crises:
They want to destroy and clamp down on Innoson motors like they did to Ibeto.

Why haven't the Daura goro-chewing child defiler dragged Amaechi to court despite having many records of embezzlement??

May thunder strike Buhari and his retinue of haters

When they said Nigerians have an average IQ of 67 (below mental retardation), they were talking about people like you.

What does a commercial dispute between GTB and Innoson have to do with the Presidency?

You mean if one company sues another, the court can't act?

raumdeuter:
Ibime

I know Liverpool and EPL dont take Europa seriously abi no be so?

I blame that clown Alberto Moreno

modath:
Got Tax incentive to build the road that services his business, a road that was primarily damaged by his heavy duty trucks!!

It is not the job of private business to maintain infrastructure regardless of use.

They pay taxes which entitles them to use infrastructure to carry out their business. Govt benefits in so many ways such as taxes, employment and personal income taxes of the company employees.

It is Govt job to ensure that infrastructure is in place to attract private businesses

I expect Dangote Group to start setting transfer prices between his companies to take advantage of this tax relief.

Thats why I like ma ninja Sturridge!

azpekuliar:
Why should Tboggie even be ranked ahead of me in the Hall of Fame list? I have qualified for the playoffs consistently thrice in a row with a runners up medal and a semi-final appearance this season

True talk. You are above him in the hall of fame.

I am planning to do the unthinkable and win the league for the 2nd time next year.

Statistically, with 400 players in the game, that should only happen once every 800 years.

Just winning the league and 2 FA Cups is like a 1 in 600 chance of occurence.

Niggas don't understand that we are performing statistical miracles here.

The average FPL player might play for 6 years without even making the Playoffs once. Ask Mukina2..

A40:
Congratulations. We don hear. Even Ritchboy wey finish for World Top 50 no shout reach this one

Ritchboy na one season wonder. And that was top 1000, not top 50.

I done collect trophy in 3 seperate seasons now, not to mention another FA Cup runners up medal.

Why I no go shout?

THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE!

Shout out to the serial losers - lalaboi, Chamotex, Griffon, A40, Nihilist, Mukina2, Maziomenuko, Dyabman etc.

Ibime replaces Raumdeuter as your FA Cup champion.

FPL Hall of Fame stands thus:

3. Azpekuliar with 1 league and 1 FA Cup
2. TBoogie with 1 league and 1 FA Cup


Let this be a matter of public record - Ibime is now the most successful FPL manager of all time with 1 League and 2 FA Cups.

Kneel and kiss the ring bytches!!!

Pedro has started to show his quality which I know he has.

Like every other player, he struggled at season start, but in the 2nd half of the season he showed himself better.

He is an urgent muddaphucka in his style of play and I like that.

afrodoc2:
This reminds me of when Coogar was boasting of making 50k pounds yearly only for us to finally find out he depended on 20 dollar stipends from Arif the accountant's credit cards.

Doc you want kill patient with laugh?

homesteady:
***off topic****

Ibime you read something related to business right? Please explain this stuff to me, my economics is quite rusty

Nigeria is said to be a mono-economy, dependent on oil, but oil is not the largest contributor to our GDP! It contributes only about 14% while Agriculture contributes about 21%.

I know Nigeria economy depends on oil, but after seeing this, it became confusing.

Nigeria is a mono-export economy.

Most Nigerian agriculture is internally consumed. Feeding 170m people amounts to a lot of $.

Simple illustration - if Nigeria produces 2m barrels per day at $50 per barrel with no value added downstream, Oil GDP contribution per day will be $100m.

Meanwhile if 170m Nigerians eat meals worth $1 each per day, and all of the food is produced in Naija, GDP contribution per day for agric will be $170m.

Still, prior to GDP rebasing in 2013, oil contributed nearly 50% of GDP. The rebasing of GDP reduced oils percentage contribution by increasing telecoms, agric sector etc which Iweala claimed was not properly captured in the past. I take the new GDP figures with a small pinch of salt.

Chelseafan1:
Nawa for u o, autocorrect changed it jor, didn't u see my previous post... ..Ibime,sho ara e o.

Hehehehe. . . .all na play. Oya give us your GPA jare.

Chelseafan1:
Hahahaha, what makes you think I even graduated with a good CGPA, my post might be in line with your observation, you know?
U know weda na borrow I borrow take buy the shoe?

Bros, no think am o, the lecturers in oau no dey compromise albeit, there are still a few bad Eggs amongst them.
Structures, BLD courses gave me a tough time in school, all those bending moment and share force diagram, all those yeye calcualtions wey dey take 5, 6 pages per question to solve.

What is share force?

You mean shear force?

If I ask you to explain Young's Modulus or derive finite element equation for trusses now, you go begin dey fumble.

When we talk say una thief una degree, una go say na shots fired.

Chelseafan1:
Perhaps that was why I graduated with the kinda CGPA I graduated with, thanks for the insult sir.

I no trust Nigerian CGPA again. If you have money to buy "American shoe", then you have money to bribe lecturer.

Spy360:
Which 4 players do you think Hodgson should drop?

Rashford, Townsend, Delph and Henderson

Spy360:
After Mou left Hiddink went on a very long unbeaten run. That's a testimony against Mou. He lost the dressing room.

Yes, he lost the dressing room due to being in a bad mood with the board over signings and taking it out on the players.

However Hiddinks performance is near enough the capability of this team - Hiddink's 1.5 pts per game average would have finished Chelsea on 59.7 points over a 38 game season, good enough for 9th position behind Liverpool.

I put this teams ability close to that range - a team that will struggle to finish in the top 4, which is the point Mourinho made to the board in the Summer which was vetoed by Emenalo.

From January 2015 when Spurs exposed our weakness at White Hart Lane, every team knew our shortcoming. Infact we only won like 3 of our last 10 or 11 games or so last season, so it does not take a rocket scientist to figure that this team was not good enough. I don't envisage that Mourinho expected to have to play Kurt Zouma in midfield once again just to see the season out like last year.

JM performed miracles with this lot in 2014/15, and blind cont like Emenalo could not see it, thinking it's the players that did it, hence they must be good enough to prosecute another season.

Another blind cont in the commercial department went and scheduled post-season matches in Thailand and Indonesia in June 2015, forcing Chelsea to start their pre-season late. I do not think Jose sat down at the end of May, and had the bright idea to go to Thailand to earn some more money at season end. That is a board decision. The players were still unfit as at when the season started.

Chelseafan1:
Lol...I didn't go to oau, im a bus conductor, our first game was against Burnley or Swansea, I can't remember now, in what constitution is it stated that you must win your first game.
These players were already showing signs of fatigue before the title winning season ended, they didn't have enough rest before traveling for preseason too.
Emanalo blocked singings but this club still signed more than 3 players, if Mou wasn't allowed to sign players, what happens to recalling our decent players on loan, how do you explain star players like Hazard and fab being used in carling cups and FA when we could have easily rested them.
Are you sure you graduated from uni at all?

It is no secret that you are one of the slowest members on this thread.

So players did not have enough rest in preseason, despite the fact that Chelsea only did 3 weeks preseason?

I expect the teams who did 6 weeks preseason to die of fatigue before season starts in that case.

Chelseafan1:
Hahahaha....actually, most people, not only you on this thread know nothing about this Emenalo guy until Ibime started writing about him.


Emenalo might have frustrated him though but Mou was highly instrumental to our fall this season.
One of his flaws was what Leyqute rightly stated earlier in the season and it came to pass eventually, our star players were over-used, they were all worn out, we had little or no rotation at all, I remembered I was at a viewing centre one day and was calling our players for each position as we were about watching a match, I had so mastered it that the guy beside me was like, u don even sabi una first 11, una no get any other people wey una dey use.


It's not coincidence that Terry, Fabregas, Costa, Matic, Ivanovic and Hazard were all shitty when this season started Until dey started regaining lost form gradually, when it was already late.

These guys were our best and regular starters last season when we won the league.
I have a strong believe that, we would smile again next season, we might even win the league.

Players were worn out on the 1st day of the season?

Are you sure you go to OAU?

If being worn out was the issue, surely one would expect them to start losing at the end of the season, not from the 1st game of the season.

The squad is not good enough with not enough good players in depth, which is the exact same point Mourinho made to the board in the summer, which was blocked by the likes of Emenalo who won the argument to persuade Abramovic that the squad is good enough and deep enough.

Shey these ISIS wey want bomb Manure want deny me FA Cup title abi wetin?