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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:57pm On Jun 13, 2016
Conte sabi him work. Even Sunderland rejects like Giacherrini done turn Messi for him hand.

Wilmots na the Belgian Roy Hodgson. Playing names over tactics, putting ninjas in wrong positions just to accomodate names.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:20pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
This is the first time that I've understood where you're coming from.


But Ibime be honest.

Is there any opinion I've made that you haven't abused me for? cheesy

Why are you taking this thing so personal?

Mate its football and that's it.

I'm not mocking you. We've had our arguments in the past but surely you should know that there is no animosity from my side na?

Oya I promise that from henceforth I will not say anything that would come across as clowning or mocking you.

I am sorry
Aiite ma nigga. It's all good.

All my footie debates go without stating the obvious because I expect that everyone reading knows the background context to what I'm debating, being football followers.

Most of my debate is within specific context, for example I expect ninjas to already know that Modric, Willian and Iniesta are good players before I debate what I think is lacking in their game.

No be for ninjas to dey clown later out of context with the original discussion.

It's all good. Lets keep it pushing. Make I go enjoy Witsel game if he plays. He surely cannot be worse than Ramires or Mikel. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:51pm On Jun 13, 2016
Jack Cork just thoroughly outperformed Callum Chambers this season - someone he was asking for 3 weeks ago.

Jack Cork was proposed as a 4th/5th choice midfielder and 2nd/3rd choice right back, is Cobham trained and was available on a free transfer the coming summer.

Callum Chambers can also play two positions, is English trained (but not Chelsea trained) and was last transferred for £16m.

I understood his argument of having Callum Chambers as a versatile squad player for maybe £10-£12m who fulfills English trained criteria, and I didn't try to clown him about it.

But out of nowhere, he plucks Jack Cork out of the air and wants to reduce my suggestion of Jack Cork 18 months ago to a duplicitous simplification just to mock me.

Wetin concern today with Jack Cork? Is it necessary, or is it a case of trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:34pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
Trying to start an argument that I'm not even interested in. OK Jack Cork started 28 games for a relegation candidate...he is Chelsea quality. Happy? grin


Nobody mentioned your name. I referred to a discussion that I was involved in.
Yes of course. Discussion you and I were involved in on Schweinsteiger, Modric and Jack Cork keep popping in your mind out of nowhere. . . .yet you are only discussing football. . . . . like I said nigga, stay your lane, I stay my lane. If you address me indirectly, I will address you directly. Keep it simple and let's keep it moving. Ibime has no business with you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
Demola can you tell me what I've done today? cheesy

See me see wahala o.

I was talking about Oscar and dude jumped in. That's cool. I was talking about Modric and referring to a conversation in which there were several people on both sides of the debate, and BOOM! Insult.

I didn't mention names or abuse any person.

But when someone who follows my account and who I've seen viewing my diary thread turns round to accuse me of being obsessed with him...I don't know what to say.

I really don't.

I'm not sure if you know this guy's MO. If we rewind back to that Emenalo debate, you will see that the guy jumped in with insults, and asked not to be disturbed....when he wasn't invited in the first place!

Even when I said, "no vex, please be going I will discuss with others"...he refused to be 'undisturbed' and started asking people not to 'educate that nigga' grin

Maturity my azz...what you're seeing here is a classic display of mental illness.


Check the history of the thread, and you will see he has tried it with everybody...from Nateevs to Griffon to Bigkesh...and many others.

Dude wants to be number 1 on the thread...which is fine by Nihilist.

All I want to do is post...so in the words of the eternal Jay-Z...."Can I live?" cheesy
What a childish ninja.

So you are the only one that read the Oscar report? Oscar is not a Chelsea player for me to comment on again? Did I reference you? Have you even joined this thread when we started discussing Oscar on these pages?

You went and brought one silly Modric comment referring to me, I warned you to stay your lane, you said you are only here to discuss footie. We left it there.

Then again, you went and brought a comment on Schweinsteiger claiming he can't play 90 minutes after his recent injury saying "look at the pensioner someone wanted us to sign". And then again, you felicitously went and brought up Jack Cork referencing me once again, claiming he can't even get in Swansea team (which shows you don't watch footie).

I recommended Jack Cork 18 months ago as a Home-Grown squad player with clear reasoning. I rated him as 5/10 player and said he would make a good 4th/5th choice midfielder and can also play right-back if needed. He is also Cobham trained and can help us meet our Home-Grown quota whilst doing a job if needed.

The same Jack Cork just played 35 league games for Swansea this season, of which he started 28. He played better than any Chelsea CM when they dominated Chelsea 1-0 just 2 months ago. He posted 7.05 Whoscored stats for the season compared against our first choice DM who posted 6.68. . . . . and this is the 4th/5th choice squad filler vs current no 1.

But in your obsession with Ibime, you want to clown and mock with duplicitous simplification of my football debates.

I have told you, keep me out your mouth nigga. I no get any business with you. Kindly leave me alone and focus on the hippopotamus you keep at home. Ibime no get business with you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:12pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
When people try to make themselves look important.

Nihilist is only obsessed with football. cool
Carry on acting smart . . . hippolotofus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:36pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
-Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Dude can't even play 90 minutes anymore.

I remember at the start of the season, when there were calls to sign this pensioner and Jack Cork(who isn't even 1st choice at Swansea) as the solutions to our midfield problems.

Mehn...Hindsight is a wonderful thing
When I say you are obsesssed with me, you would start claiming you cannot discuss football without Ibime making it all about him, yet you keep referencing me.

If Ibime likes Kante, you will claim Kante is Ramires. If Schweinsteiger is coming back from injury and says he can't play 90 minutes, you will say look who Ibime wanted that can't last 90 minutes. . . .

Get off my dick. A hippopotamus needs your attention.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:15pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
Ughhh...

Such classlessness.

Not today nigga.
Not today, not ever nigga. Just mind yourself and don't make snide references to me henceforth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:07pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nihilist:
I've just seen that Modric had the 2nd highest pass completion rate in the whole la liga last season and made the la liga AND Champions league team of the season.

Not bad for a player who's been described as lacking first time vision.
Are you talking out of the side of your mouth again? Wetin dey bite you for nyash?

So you did not know he had such pass completion rate when that debate was going on? Or you are just seeing it now.

That debate was only brought up because someone compared his first-time vision to Lampard, which I had to set straight . . . . it was a debate not on how many passes a ninja makes, but how often he makes killer first-time passes that lead to goals.

Mr man, kindly don't refer to me on these pages again, especially not in the duplicitious and simplistic manner you paint my footie debates. Ibime has never been your mate in football, or life. Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:05pm On Jun 13, 2016
How many years una want give that weak, blind, visionless, wastepipe cuunt called Oscar?


FBS, see why you gast collect that cool cash for Willian. If he score this one, Brazil would be in Quarterfinal



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmat8p_MbhU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:19am On Jun 13, 2016
Brazil are overhyped piece of trash yet our technical director keep going to Brazil to sign their cast offs (Adrian, Pato, Wallace, Kenedy etc) on top of Oscar and Willian.

BTW, if Roma won't sell Naingolan, lets move on jare. Is he the only midfielder in the market? Mscheeeew.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Posts Photos Of Her Boyfriend, Hiding His Identity by Ibime(m): 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2016
This subsidy thief's daughter should stop disturbing us.

The money her father stole from subsidy fraud na wetin she dey take disturb us on social media.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:14pm On Jun 11, 2016
If Roy get sense Vardy and Sturridge would be his front two, not the static duo of Rooney and Kane.

Defences wouldn't know where to run if faced with Vardy & Studge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:29pm On Jun 10, 2016
Payet na born bastard. See shot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2016
See ball wey Kante dey play here

These commentators just dey hype Pogba ehn, na only Pogba dem carry come?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:18pm On Jun 08, 2016
FBS:
Ah. My bad. Of course they do. So pack amfs full team. Good job. cheesy
Willian may not be scoring goals for Chelsea but his work rate is exceptional. Conte will value that that much.
There is no Chelsea fan that does not love Willian, myself included.

But make we face facts. There is reason Brazil is struggling right now in Copa with likes of Willian at the forefront of the attack.

We don't send attacking midfielders to Lagos to go and count bridge. We send them to win games!

Workrate is good but does he create danger with that workrate eg Antonio Valencia of old that would unbalance opposition whole leftside with pure workrate and power? Different type of workrate dey.

Economics also follow.

Willian is at his peak financially while Mkhitaryan is at his lowest price.

Dem no dey tell Igbo man twice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:29pm On Jun 08, 2016
Jamal Blackman sef no dey shame? I'm just finding out that Courtois only senior that ninja with 1 year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:25pm On Jun 08, 2016
Jose better leave Matic for us and come carry Mikel go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:22pm On Jun 08, 2016
FBS:
Nigga, why not just have 11 strikers on the bloody pitch?
Attacking midfielders no follow for goals?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:19pm On Jun 08, 2016
FBS:
2. Sell Willian? Ibime, you dey craze. tongue We aint using the guy properly plus wetin armenian get over brazillian?
GOALS!!!

You know me nigga. Goals over everything!
Rap Battles › Re: The Last Man Standing : Darkenedrebel Vs Jigsawkillah by Ibime(m): 2:53am On Jun 07, 2016
One gulder for anyone who can spot the Count of Monte Cristo bar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:17pm On Jun 06, 2016
I would defo sell Willian if anyone offer me above £40m.

Gimme ninjas like Mkhitaryan who score and assist boku anyday to replace him. Goals win games!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:15pm On Jun 06, 2016
Dortmund just signed Sebastian Rode for like £10m.

That's a ninja that coulda done a decent job for us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Jun 05, 2016
Na that Marvin Hulme from JLS dey vex me pass. He has the worst first touch I've ever seen, even at amateur level.

I'm sure there are many black celebrities wey sabi knock leather that would sell their grandmom to take his place
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:09am On Jun 05, 2016
Report says Mkhitaryan favours Arsenal over Chelsea.

Omo if so na GOALS GOALS GOALS go full that Arsenal front line with Sanchez, Vardy and Mkhitaryan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:00am On Jun 04, 2016
Arsenal going for Vardy.

I don't mind him myself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:11pm On Jun 03, 2016
Griffon:
According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Rudiger's agents were in London yesterday for talks with Chelsea directors after Roma triggered the permanent option in his loan deal with Sttuttgart on Monday.

Gazzetta dello Sport says the German has already given his approval to the Chelsea move, with Roma seeking €25m to sell.

The walls have ears!
Can he play LCB? I always see him at RCB.

We already have Zouma, Cahill and Christensen at RCB.

That LCB wey John Terry dey na the koko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
Griffon:
According to our chief scout, Roman will be backing Conte with unlimited transfer funds. That's in other words, an open cheque.

If that inference is anything to go by, then I say go re-sign Rudiger from Roma. If it would be difficult to actualize, then I say bring on Bonucci. Make the acquisition of two CMs a priority - a promising one that would serve a need in the future - Ajax's Bazoer or Anderlecht's Tielemann, then an established one that would help save us now - Roma's Naingollan or Leicester's N'kante. Then we'd also need a forward who knows where the goals are - Griezmann or Lukaku. Gentlemen can we swap Rahman for home-grown Cresswell? I wouldn't mind having that transfer.

Transfer In: Rudiger/Bonucci, Naingollan/Kante, Bazoer/Tielemann, Griezmann/Lukaku, Cresswell.

Transfer Out: Cahill, Rahman, Mikel, Oscar, Remy, Pato.

First XI:

Courtois

Azpilicueta Zouma Rudiger/Bonucci Cresswell

Fabregas(c) Naingollan/Kante Matic

Willian Costa/Griezmann/Lukaku Hazard

Second XI:

Begovic

Ivanovic Cristensen JT(c) Ake

Loftus-Cheek Bazoer/Tielemann Baker

Pedro Traore Kennedy

Alternate Formation: 4-2-2-2

Courtois

Ivanovic Zouma Rudiger/Bonucci Azpilicueta

Naingollan/Kante Matic

Willian Hazard

Griezmann/Lukaku Costa

The mentality of our current squad is weak, and can't stay mentally alert for a consistent level. Competition is needed to bring out that drive n' keep them fighting to prove a point every game. That's the only way we can challenge next term.

We wouldn't have any European game to honor, so fixture congestion isn't going to be a worry. A 25-man squad that's well managed can win us the league and the FA Cup.

I'd love to read your views too.
I'm not getting involved in squad speculation or getting my hopes up this summer. Every summer we hope for the same thing.

Make I just watch Euros, COPA and Olympics jejely without fretting about our transfer direction. I go see wetin dey on ground when season start.
Celebrities › Re: Skales & Manager Osagie Remanded In Police Custody After Confessing To Fraud:pic by Ibime(m): 8:03am On Jun 01, 2016
pinkyliceous:
From the write-up it appears that the fraud was committed by Theresa, not Scales.
You think say Skales dey perform for free?

He and the manager done share the money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:05pm On May 31, 2016
Please why are we hearing megamillions being quoted for Alvaro Morata?

That dude is somewhat of a Giroud in his style of play - slow and one-dimensional.

He's yet to hit 10 league goals in any season of his career so I don't understand the numbers being bandied about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:32pm On May 31, 2016
Kolade354:
Drinkwater dropped.
Hodgson should have drop rashford.
England will fail in this year euros.
England goes into yet another tournament without midfield depth. Na dem dey do themselves. Please tell me Henderson didn't make squad over Drinkwater.

Vardy, Rooney, Kane, Sturridge and Rashford is overkill. Dem for leave Rashford at home for now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:06am On May 30, 2016
England Under 21s win Toulon tournament with Lewis Baker finishing as top scorer with 4 goals.

He's got a touch of Lampard in the way he makes his runs and should hopefully have a decent career.

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