₦airaland Forum

Chelseafan1:
Nawa for America o, bro, do u think its advisable to stay in naija if one gets a job in naija that u can save up to 100k every month after all expenses have been taken cared of than relocating to the USA to do these kinda dirty jobs??

Do you have the opportunity to relocate? You need not need to go do Dirty Jobs. Have you looked at Canada? There are ways of hustling your way there, usually through school, then continuing in a professional field.

Comot mind for saving N100k per year if you can relocate. N100k that was worth £400 last year is now worth only £230.

TippyTop:
She can't try this in Edo, last woman who tried shaking the Oba's hand was made to suck a thousand blockus to atone for her oversight.

Wicked Oba!

@ Raumdeuter,

See what I was saying yesterday about the EU certification being a stumbling block to exporting to the EU. They call it a free market, but they actually close the market using consumer-protection legislation designed to prevent free trade but sold as "safety ceritifcation". It is one of the reasons Africa cannot break the EU market, and Britain could find itself in a similar position.

theoneJabulani:
But if the UK leaves the EU, "you would no longer be able to sell into other European markets, not because you face a small tariff but because you'd have to go through another set of safety certifications. This kind of thing would be repeated in every industry you can think of."
Critics say the economic effects could be large.

Kolade354:
lol, I understand your point bro.
But that's how they told us U.k will remain in EU.
We too should conduct referendum in naija.

Biafrans should organise themselves first and show they are capable of choosing good leaders.

It would be a shame to hand Biafra over to the Orji Uzor Kalus, Wikes, Amaechis, Ikpeazus, Iboris, Dicksons, Ubah brothers, Tompolos and Atekes of this world.

ItsMeAboki:
I am inclined to see sense in your position; if not why would agree to be photographed publicly in such compromising position - knowing EFCC is watching

This is not a Governor. This is a thug.

As soon as they entered Govt house, they had to do his bidding otherwise they could be beaten or lose their life.

This is a tyrant in action.

Oh what a life.

An educated middle aged man died in penury, living in a single room with no family members to claim him.

In another society he would have had a fairly comfortable life.

Oh Naija!

raumdeuter:
I believe in controlling too (but after my family don enter finish ,)

Barriers to immigration from Nigeria will be no less harsh if Britain leaves. Na Romanians, Eritreans, Somalians and Kurds go suffer am pass. Naija man entry to UK remains the same - through Schooling or Professional career.

raumdeuter:
What are these difficulty in importing goods?

If they want to import goods made in Europe they should think of protecting local manufacturers of the same type of goods and also pay the right custom and excise duties

It's more about the difficulty of exporting goods to the EU.

If Britain leaves, they might (probably not given their buying power) be subject to duties, and quality certification.

The EU certificate is one of the biggest barriers to entry for African produce farmers for example. Currently Tunisia is the only African country whose National Certification body has been granted permission to brand agricultural produce with EU Certificate. What this means is that Independent (private) European certification bodies can control who gets to import into the EU. It is why Tesco can easily go to Kenya and import flowers, get it stamped with EU certification by one of these bodies and bring it in but Mama Olabode cannot easily go to Alaba market, buy crayfish, put it in reefer container and ship to EU. It must pass through a factory that has been certified and given EU number. Some years ago I was looking to import some cashews from Gambia but I was told it must pass through certain factories for processing and bagging to get the EU number, na so cost of sales begin rise beyond the risk I was willing to bear. That's why the African market is dominated by larger players with better economies of scale if not any Ikenna or Yomi could put Palm Oil or Cassava on Maersk line to Europe and start reaping rewards. I doubt Britain would face the same barriers though because their National Food regulation agencies should meet EU certification standard easily.

predatorX:
Jimoh Ibrahim - The father of corporate yahoo yahoo. Gee-Man Emeritus.

We hail thee.

lol. Quote of the day

raumdeuter:
Afrodoc2, nihilist, ibime

What would your opinion be if you were a born British Mechanic or career houseboy or those careers threatened by EU immigrants

Though I know the reason most of you favor it is because of cheap ashanas from Poland and Hungary. So I can't really blame you. Prick needs to chop

Omo I no send the vote sef. I believe in controlling immigration, and am naturally conservative, but at the same time I have witnessed first hand the difficulty of trying to import goods from outside the EU into the EU. Either way I'm not fussed. Team no voting.

Raumdeuter will act like Austria team is not full of Bundesliga products, many of them from big Bundesliga teams sef.


Meanwhile shout out lower EPL and English Championship, representing for Northern Ireland, Wales and Ireland.

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Your King is back. . . so all jokes aside/
How would y'all folks survive/ looking at my holster size/
Ruger 3 inch barrel snub/ soon as you beg for your life. . . I flash the plug/
It's not an absence of mercy. . . it's a lack of love!/
The hollow point contuse your spine/ and confuse your mind/
If I say "your money or your life". . . you better choose the fine/
I'm too sublime/ and got the rookies on my jawn/
I literally feast on X-Men. . . after cooking up a Storm/
I been in the Hall of fame. . .you still looking for the form/
Been on that Big L shït. . .since the Children of the corn/
I tell a pùssy to perform/ or finish with her mouth/
I'm a high functioning mensa. . . with the image of a tout/
Been touring the map again. . . y'all know what Ibi is about/
I just returned from Malta. . .with Sicily en-route/
I kick it with my spouse/ but I'm no casanova/
Before you flash the toaster/ I'ma slash ya shoulder/
if I crash the Rover/ you gon' see the Audi/
Like I said. . . I get cheese. . . like peeps from Saudi/
Howdy?




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Camera na celebrity problem, no be our problem.

Make Soyinka carry him problem, make we carry our own.

Hahahaha.

Igbo man go tell Oyinbo say he need asylum because Boko Haram dey threaten him life if he no join them

And white man sef dey believe this coock and bull story.

More power to your elbow my brother.

banjolek:
Hello guys,

I need your honest opinion on this, how much is really ideal to give one's wife as monthly pocket money?.

Here's my story, i recently got married and also moved to a new 3 bedroom apartment around gbagada. I earn a pretty decent income while my wife also works in the bank with a salary of like 150k. She saves a half of this salary and uses the remaining for upkeep.

Now the issue is my wife insists that i must give her monthly pocket money and i have proposed 20k, an amount i feel is more than adequate for her if added to about 75k which she already has to herself from her salary. Also note that this 20k does not mean i dont get to buy her random stuff during the month or provide anything she asks for if i feel its a reasonable demand.

A1so bear in mind that i am still 100% responsible for providing food and other bills in the house. In addition we just moved to a new apartment like i mentioned earlier and still in the process of furnishing it so a chunk of my monthly salary goes into furnishing the house.

We also have a plan to set up a business for her, so i'm also currently saving part of my salary to fulfill that dream.

Now my wife has rejected the proposed amount of 20k saying its too small.

I need your take on this people, considering all i have mentioned above, is 20k really too small to be giving her monthly?

i wrote this in a hurry, please bear with any typo observed.

My guy you are heading for poverty. Please receive sense.

So your wife go dey save for whatever she wants while you go dey spend. The same wife will abuse you ten years from now when you have nothing established.

Put both of your money in the same pot, work out your expenses, and save the rest together, to be used toward a house.

So this fool Quaresma went and got tattoo tear drops.

Who him kill?

Nihilist:
That dude can't pass his way out of a paper bag.

He's not quite Ramires, but he is the poor man's Gattusso/Vidal except with less strength, size and technique.

It's a shame it took the Wales game for Woy Hodgson to start coming out to say Sturridge is a special player that he hopes will be key for the rest of the Euros.

Studge is by far England's best striker even last season on a per minute basis.

Roy nearly left him at home I'm sure. It seems Roy practices management by media.

I'm not crazy about this Naingollan fella at all. I like my hardworking midfielders to have some basic technique on the ball which I'm not seeing in him.

timbros:
Raumdeuter

EPL dominated team winning 3-0. Bundesliga dominated team couldn't score Poland.

What says thou?

You sef know the answer. . . . Irish team is also an EPL team.

This OP dey craze.

What musical instrument does he play?

Can he sing without autotune?

Please don't confuse popstar with musician.

He is potentially the biggest popstar in Nigeria, meanwhile there are 10 ninjas within 1km location of my hood who are better musicians. eg if Timi Dakolo, Dare Alade, King Sunny Ade and co start singing impromptu here, Wizkid will keep quiet.

It is only when DJ plays his CD, that he can grab mic and start miming to what he recorded in the studio with autotune.

Chelseafan1:
Hello nairalanders, I've been willing to create something like this a long time ago but ive been quite busy and reluctant, this is not to show off but rather to create an awareness that people can still build and own decent apartments and not get unnecessarily fleeced on site.

I designed the house for my mom and supervised it from scratch to where it is now and I must tell you, we made use of materials with very good quality, yet total money spent to this stage isn't up to 5 million yet.

Feel free to ask me any questions, I'll be glad to respond.
Thanks all

Cc Spyder88
Mufutau88
Egunmogaji
Ibime
Nihilist
Raumdeuter
Dmcdad
Abumikey

I started off from this thread,

https://www.nairaland.com/3170800/construction-3bedroom-flat-all-ensuite/3#46678938

That is unbelievable for under N5m.

What is the final cost projection, and where is the land based?

lekkie073:
what happened s is dat u load ur account/login with an amount. so when u have exhausted d amount u deposited u can't play again until u go and credit ur account again. at the end of the week ur commission is loaded into ur login account...

No I meant how do you remit cash to your boss and how does he check that what you remit is accurate

lekkie073:
with regards to being an agent u receive commission based on stakes just like an agent would receive commission on sales.
with regards to business model, d agent has no much model to create. if ur bookmaker is popular and punters believe in d brand, then u as an agent don't have much to do other than open ur shop and see stakers troop in just like bet9ja in Lagos.

I guess your cash takings must equal what the software recorded. Do you then deposit daily/weekly in the company account? How does that system work?

@ raumdeuter, why Stakersden change name to Lokabet? Is it a branding/name recognition issue or market diversification from online to shop front?

Blackrhino:
The snake is a symbol of healing from ancient sumerrian culture, that's why it's used in medicine .
It is the accepted symbol for healing world wide and will always be, talking about Hippocrates why do pastora and priests go to hospitals , isn't their faith enough to cure them from illnesses ?

Even the Jewish folklore called the bible told us that when snakes were biting Jews in the desert, God told Moses to make a bronze statue of a snake, and anyone who looked at the snake would be healed - those Sumerian beliefs, myths and cultures were prevalent in their day, therefore interwoven into Jewish folklore.

Typical foolish religious rant

Religion in Nigeria tends to knock 50 points off your IQ.

That Payet na the best crossing master since Beckham. De Bruyne just slightly behind him.

Wingers of nowadays wey no like to cross ball should watch this guy and learn.

Andreas Christensen wins Gladbach Player of the season.

That's the best player in the 4th best team in Germany.

Yet I'm sure Chelsea will be ready to bid £40m on one average defender in one average team this summer.

Or worse still, bid £40m for the biggest liability in Everton team (John Stones) and send Christensen on loan again or treat him like one small boy in the squad ala De Bruyne.

A prophet is never honoured in his own country.

diggz:
Please you sabi the Andres Gomez guy? I only gather say na CM with few senior career goals from wiki.

Kindly post Info's you get of the dude.

Meanwhile, I bin think say juv don sign up pjanic?

Thank God we can't even afford pogba,so I no dey worry myself.

I haven't watched him extensively but from what I have perceived, he is not the answer to Chelseas problems, infact he will only compound the problems if added to our current listless midfield, in the same way Mata added to Manures weak midfield problem when they signed him. If you like central midfielders that can entertain you with dribbles and do not do their primary job (of stopping or making goals or dominating possession), he is your man. I am struggling to differentiate him from Loftus Cheek at the moment. I don't see what else he can bring that Loftus can't. If you are looking for an extremely slow midfielder who can dribble and "look classy" without affecting the game, he is your man.

Pogba does not know his role on a football pitch.

Just running everywhere like headless chicken like Gerrard.

Glad Deschamps dropped him cos I don't know what position he thought he was playing.


Andre Gomes? Make I no talk too much. Nowhere did Conte identify him as a need for Chelsea. Na Naingolan, Kante and Pjanic wey we know

diggz:
Eyin Omo wobe! Wobe! Eyin Omo wobe! Wobe!

Eyin Omo Arif! Arif! Eyin Omo Arif! Arif!

My people oh.....! Enemies and friends together. Nlanders monitoring spirits and neutrals as well.

Abeg make una forgive me for any wrongdoing oh...! Past,present and future bi ko nu...! I use baba God beg una.

I no wan wake up wan morning see "s3x Olympics in Lasgidi...... and na me e dey about pls.

Make una forgive me of my past mistakes and future once inclusive abeg una.

Thank you very much.

Eyin Omo wobe! Wobe! Eyin Omo Arif! Arif!

Na now you dey read that old story?

Abiola was a thief.

Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.