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Dangote has bought all the tomatoes in the North for his tin tomato factory.

Tomatoes will not be coming down anytime soon.

Turai dey craze.

Do we know when Yaradua died?

For 9 months, they were hiding his comatose body from the nation, we are not even sure if he died in September or May

Imagine a Presidents wife who had the impunity to rule this country for 9 months while hiding her vegetative husband and lying to the country. It will never be well with her!

This thieving bytch was meanwhile cleaning out our treasury with her kitchen cabinet including James Ibori and Michael Aoondoaka. This bytch finally escaped after Yaraduas death with billions stolen in those few months.

That goal against Liverpool toh bad though. That gets my EPL goal of the season.

500L students are still doing quadratic equations.

Which course be this sef?

oyb:
is this accusation possible?

could GEJ be somehow involved in the niger delta power rangers?

I don't see the evidence as credible, but it is not beyond him.

buzquet:
I will not believe this. GEJ might gullible person, but he's not a greedy man. He remains loyal to Nigeria

You think GEJ is not a greedy man. Wait till you see how much billions are in his bank accounts.

Even small boys aged 30-35 he helped are dollar billionaires today.

Chelseafan1:
I had no problems with people dissing my shoes as I didn't make it from a local shoemaker

Maka why?

englishmart:
after 24month, over a #100million will be forgiven?

Why won't I steal just 15 million, then serve in jail for 5 years?

If you care to read you would notice the money was recovered in full

Nihilist:
Meanwhile we should better pick Wijnaldum from Newcastle now that they are going down.

That guy na better box to box. Kante will be expensive

Nathan Redmond go make sense too as squad player.

Sell Pedro, Mikel, Fabregas, and that entire back line.

Is Reus for sale?

Wijnaldum no be box to box o, he's a pure AMRLC

He's good sha, but I done tire for no10 era for Chelsea.

Chelseafan1:
Lol....mind yourself o, the last thing id be is gay, I just like the way he plays, it gives me unspeakable joy.

You sure say you no follow for this line up?

https://www.nairaland.com/3101491/police-arrests-six-gays-benin

I don die. Una too get jokes

A fully grown red blooded nigga talk say "Hazard is Bae"

Another nigga dey zoom in on his shoes.

I see Asaris handiwork here.

He is the only militant who will go into this level of strategic research in his operations

Lets say a prayer for The Chaze. It was a valiant effort to keep interest in his season going until Gameweek 37. . . . . but tonight, his watch is ended.

bigkesh:
BTW,I heard Courtois want the GK coach sacked and Conte wants to bring his own GK coach but somehow Emenalo is blocking it...

The goalkeeping coach Lollichon is the one Jose suspected of leaking dressing room secrets to the board and the press.

You see Emenalo came this far in his career by being a spy in the dressing room, planted by Roman to keep an eye on Ancelotti, which Ancelotti tacitly accused him of.

Lollichon fulfills the same function. He is the boards spy on the coaching team.

All of Lollichons life, he has followed Petr Cech from club to club. He is Petr Cechs personal goalkeeping coach. He doesn't "work for the club" per se, Petr Cech demands that any club he plays for sign the guy.

So it was extremely surprising last summer when Arsenal made aggressive move for Lollichon and Chelsea resisted. Why would a club resist a move for mere goalkeeping coach who Petr Cech brought to the club anyway.

Now you understand why. He is a political tool in the hands of Emenalo.

To the extent that they are willing to sacrifice Courtois' happiness, even having let Cech go and putting all investment in Courtois. Courtois even blamed his knee injury on Lollichons training drills. What kind of club would jeopardise multi-million pound assets to keep a mere goalkeeping coach that the no1 Goalkeeper didn't even like? The club of Emenalo, where political mind games and backstabbing trumps progress of the club.

To the extent that Mourinho wanted him gone, and they still antagonise Mourinho to keep their spy. And now apparently they are antagonizing Conte over the same matter. What a way for Emenalo to start with our new coach, by playing politics of power as usual. They have even told Conte he cannot bring his two fitness coaches, knowing fully well that Contes whole management philosophy is predicated on extreme levels of fitness.

When I've been saying all these years that Emenalo is the biggest cancer in Chelsea, people think say I dey joke.

raumdeuter:
Congrats Baba.

Ibime time to sharpen your attacking skills, 1 goal in 5yrs of marriage, nigga I cant divide. And you get mouth to call Torres unproductive nigga

Hehehehe. Thunder fire you. Wetin be your count now sef?

All na turn by turn. FBS too greedy na im make he just dey jump queue. Just last year wey him fire, he no even wait 1 year begin fire again.

We have been playing Joseph Yobos testimonial for the last 4 years of his SE career.

Old man that overstayed his welcome in SE.

FBS:
gbogbo yin e gbe enu dake jare.


Your boy just became a father...again!

Congrats bro. . . .collect Gulder there on me. . . . shey na just 12 months ago the last one drop?

ganisucks:
Can this President be real for one second. The British Prime minister, who W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ by the way expressing a callous opinion, said that Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ, I A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ everybody in this country is Fantastically Corrupt. He wasn't ambigious, neither did he say it W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ only the previous administration that W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ corrupt. ΨђåƮ is wrong with this guy, is he slow or ΨђåƮ. Mr President, quit this ignorance game, A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ come up with a better response, instead ☀̤̣̈̇f this Kindergarten PR work, Please.

Your phone keypad is fantastically corrupt.

Yes we know, from stealing Societe Generale money.

Chelsea already making things difficult for Conte

http://www.oneworldsports.com/stories/conte-chelsea-disagreeing-technical-team

Nihilist:
Is it me, or is there a new entry against promoting sports betting in the rules section?

Has that always been there?

Seun announced it last week.

Na those "Up Barka" boys e go affect pass. I swear all those niggas are your typical Nairabet niggas. The only ones wey get sense na Debroslink and Homesteady.

raumdeuter:
You are wrong again and I am getting tired of correcting you

As at Feb 17, Not all first leg matches have been played for example Bayern played Juventus in Turin on Feb 23 and City played in Kiev Feb 24

Step back from your computer and dont erode whats left of your reputation. In this kind of situation just tell us you want to go and cook so you can stop embarassing yourself

OK, you're right. I forgot 1st leg fixtures were staggered. In that case, I retract but be sure to inform us if England overtakes Germany in the future.

raumdeuter:
February 17 was in the middle of a matchday and useless to pick that checkpoint.

Assuming without conceding that England passed Germany in the month of February that means for 5yrs Bundesliga was better and for 8 months of UEFA competition Germany was better for 7months

Its not absurd to say Bundesliga has pummeled the EPL to death based on UEFA rankings

As at Feb 17th, all UCL first legs had been played.

So at that point, everything was equal and there were no matches outstanding to be played by German teams.

And based on aggregated results of the last 5 years, England was ranked higher than Germany.

raumdeuter:
Rankings are a 5yr aggregates and the ranking shows for the past 5 seasons Germany has beaten England 3 times(12/13, 14/15 and 15/16), drawn once(11/12) and lost to England once (13/14)

believe you still have the basic intelligence to see numbers and know when you are wrong the only problem here was in your excitement to prove the great Raumdeuter wrong you failed to check your facts.

Next time dont just consume 20pounds of bugger and want to prove me wrong, this isnt the first time. Remember when you had to change your moniker and when you misled someone into staking money

The coefficient today I believe is an aggregate of the last 5 years performance.

As of 17th February, was that table indicative of the last 5 years aggregate?

That is my question. Yes or No. If no, I retract. If yes, I want ask why you no inform us being our official coefficient monitor.

So Ministry of defence is now responsible for funding The Presidents communication team?

Okupe should go and die.

raumdeuter:
Shut your fat mouth

Have you apologized for lying and misleading gullible fans like patrickmuf and dadehmola

Im not responsible for anyone's reaction to my post.

I'm asking genuinely because this is my first time checking UEFA Coefficients and na you be our educator for coefficient matters.

Does that table mean England overtook Germany momentarily in February? If so, why you no inform us then?

Because before na you dey give us regular update anytime Italy comes close to overthrowing England.

I saw the date almost immediately when GBR1 asked for link. I could have retracted my original post but I say make I leave am so I can ask you why you no inform us at the time.

Raumdeuter, does that table mean England overtook Germany momentarily in February?

Educate us please.

raumdeuter:
Is this all you've got

Everyone click on the link Ibime gave us scroll to the bottom of the table to the right and see the date the junk Ibime posted here was last updated

When I told you I'm your Lord and master. Take it as gospel

I siddon here before you decided to embarrass yourself

Disgrace siddon jeje. Ibime go pull am

Oya change your moniker to Ibime is a liar

Dmcdad sebod bykebyke coded01

Hehehehe. . . .I done already see the date when GBR asked for the link, but no get time to dey enter the matter. I say make I see how Raumdeuter go react when he come online, whether he would make a scene about it.

So as our official coefficient monitor and educator, does that table mean that England overtook Germany in February if just for a few weeks?

See where I see the table but I see other tables showing different story. You know say anyone you show us as the correct table, we go take am because na you be Baba Ijebu for the matter


http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/country/

raumdeuter:
Watch as Ibime is about to get disgraced once again

Everyone stay tuned

Ibime kindly post your link

Hehehehehe. No be competition.

Na you be the official coefficient monitor so if you know different, inform us.

You know say na you be Baba Ijebu for coefficient matter, the rest of us na learners.

Make una come carry Azpekuliar dey go. . . .that niggas outta here. . . . zip him up!!

Raumdeuter spent all season telling us how Italy are about to overtake England in UEFA Coefficient. According to him this metric was proof that Bundesliga is better than EPL.

Bros Raumdeuter, as NLs official "coefficient monitor", why did you fail to inform us that England has now overtaken Germany thanks to Liverpools run?