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No goals, no assists, no clean sheet. . . after deploying wildcard.

Sold Ramsey to boot.

Someone said it only takes one bad week to fall in FPL.

FBS:
Except Oscar scores today I fail to see why he is still on the pitch or in the team.

Oscar, the 4 year scam.

Every game, the same uselessness, year in, year out for 4 years.

Only the drive to retain some of his value as an asset is keeping him anywhere near Chelsea.

This blind, poor touch, physically weak, always overhitting passes ninja cannot collect shirt in Chelsea Under-21s in a true meritocracy.

Oscar is the most useless no10 in history

FPL dey troll me badly.

Sold Ramsey, he done hammer

Agonised over Payet vs Oscar. . . decided to go with Oscar due to doubts over Payet's fitness

Last minute decision not to get Ayew. . . hes also trolling me.

A young boy having fun in the river like I did back in the day.

darkenedrebel:
Reyginus, sinizia, danbrowndmf.. Check this out from K-shine & DNA

in New York getting busy with the semi like I'm Prince Akeem

now I know where ibime drew inspiration for his Prince Akeem line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzoETS8xl2g

This one is a battle between boogey & spike or whatever his name is ..I don laugh tire


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBcBqM4UOA4

He drew inspiration from me cos I dropped it way before he did!!!

He would annoint his wife to keep the family business going.

Adeboye has no annointing to give. God told Elijah to anoint Elisha. There is too much complex financial investment for this crook to anoint anyone but his wife.

Shout out to all the brainless sheep above. . .

afrodoc2:
Who were the people hyping this okore when villa signed him? The guy is a very very untidy footballer, plays as if the ball is hexagonal in shape.

This is his first game back from injury. . . cut him some slack. . . he's spent much of the last 2 years struggling with a knee ligament injury and had 2 knee operations since he joined Villa

He was dwelling on the ball too long today like any technical player trying to find his touch after a long period out injured. . . defenders not used to passing from the back would immediately hoof the ball if they just return from injury and have no rhythm and confidence.

Spy360:
Obviously, you met Mikel in 2006, I saw Mikel first in 2001.

You saw Mikel after Mourinho has moulded him into his own image, I saw Mikel playing for the U17s and also with the U20s as a playmaker, he was only bettered by Lionel Messi. Yes, Messi.

At Lyn Oslo, Mikel was their best player, Ferguson personally scouted him and signed him for £4m in 2004 before he was deceived into joining Chelsea.

I don't know what he would have become if he had not met Mou, but I am sure that after meeting Mou he fell below his potentials.
No need arguing further, your thoughts are already beclouded with sentiments for Chelsea and Jose.

Who cares what you saw at Under 17? Mscheeeeew. Unserious guy.

Why not tell us who spoilt Lukman Haruna, Macauley Chrisantus or Emmanuel Sanis career?

These niggas outshined Toni Kroos, Neymar, Koke and Isco and co at that level - just like Mikel outshined Sergio Aguero.

Mikel was Lyn Oslo best player yet only played 6 games in 2 years for them? I expect he should have scored or assisted 20 goals in Norway in AM position before JM ruined his career. . . yet na bench he dey for Norway.

Story for the gods from the typical agbero. No wonder Nihilist say the space for your brain dey like wedding hall.

bigkesh:
Really Mesut must indeed be a magician to show his complete self in your black and white TV while the whole world sees the normal Ozil

Mesut done change o. That nigga has really worked on his fitness, strength and tenacity. Im impressed.

Spy360:
Jose kills talent. Ask Mikel.

Nonsense Nigerian folklore.

Jose was with Mikel at Chelsea for one year - 2006.

Jose saved Mikel's career by converting him to a DM!!!

Mikel wey no fit run, cannot shoot, etc can never be a successful AM. His career would have fizzled out in 3 years if any big club took him on as an AM because he cannot do what AMs do, which is shoot, press high, arrive in the box, or pass the ball quickly.

No way Jose would play Mikel as an AM when Lampard the most efficient AM is at Chelsea. The presence of Lampard saved Mikel's career because if Mikel tried to forge career as an AM, his career would have finished long ago.

That Mikel you dey talk was a phucking substitute in Lyn in Norwegian league. . . . he made only 6 appearances in 2 years in Norway.

JM saved Mikel!!!


What's next? Westerhof killed Etim Essien's career?

Bashmantech:
Nairaland Conference Cup

Librans FC who happens to be the defending champion is currently last with 15 points from 20 games.

So Mukina2 dey tow last even for phucking Conference?

Bashmantech:
dreamteamfc started the season on a high but currently stands on 16th (9W 3D 8L), gathering point for no reason (1134 points).

LWBMB!!!

Griffon:
Wouldn't it be foolhardy to have two passengers like Mata and Mahrez in a starting eleven?

Unless your team presses high up the pitch like Barca and Bayern, I don't see Mata and Mahrez contributing anything to your defensive play. It's easy to carry a passenger in a team, but when you have two, that's a problem.

Mahrez no be passenger o.

Where you hear that one?

Na Leroy Mane these guys dey yarn abi na Sadio Mane?

Public perception is key. It is only right and proper for the President to withdraw the budget lest it undermines his message.

I write budgets and business cases as part of my work. The truth is most directors do not know what is in their budgets. Even the people who write the budgets often dont know what constitutes the numbers they put in.

Buhari would have been presented with the final budget summary ie X amount on Staffing costs, Y amount on Capital expenditure, Z on transport etc. He would not know the detail or even see the line by line PL. of a sub-department such as the Presidency. Whoever did the Presidency budget is out of tune with the ethos of the leader he serves and should be fired.

Kudos to the President for having the humility to ask for a review of this PR disaster.

azpekuliar:
At some point my 8-match winning run had to come to an end. Welldone.

So na you be Chaze?

Keep up the chase. I see as you dey pursue me since.

Chelseafan1:
Lol....bros forget o, U need to see the match, u sef go apologise give Mikel...

I no dey change mind from match to match if not niggas like Oscar and Mikel go done receive apologies and curses every week from week to week.

No be the same Mikel wey play against Everton and West Ham? The same Mikel wey Benitez send go bench to stabilise his season. Maybe na because Palace capos no dey pitch.

No worry, we dey siddon look.

At least Guus done establish one thing quickly - that Ramires is not a central midfielder. Thats one problem out the way.

Chelseafan1:
Hiddink on Mikel's performance.



Chelsea FC
@ ChelseaFC
30m
Hiddink: 'Mikel played very well, he's the ideal player to
bring balance to the team. He knows the game very well
and how to cope.' #CFC



Ibime comman give ur verdict on Mike's showing today

Dadehmola:
*in coogar's voice*...
With Mikel's world class performance, Ibime would definitely disappear like the fart of a leperous woman!

lol.

I hear say everybody dey hail Mikel. Ninjas with sense should not raise the topic. Same discussions for the last 4 years now about Mikel after he plays 1 or 2 games. Fickle nonsense.

Any ninja hoping on Mikel is on an exercise in self deception.

I no watch the match but I know Palace have been missing their main players and were not able to score against Bournemouth or Swansea in their last 2 games.

Wait make correct team catch Mikel.

manuelzz:
The brown roof warriors won't like this.

Una no go kill pesin with laff. Which one be brown roof warriors again

mbulela:
I wanted to ignore the post.
I then saw it was written by a person I respect. I decided to read it again.
Ogbeni, you have spoken some salient truths here. Unfortunately, excitable kids will call you a hater. On that his father angle, what exactly is the history of his wealth (apart form the usual Nigerian phrase of GOD'S GRACE AND HARD WORK)?
On a more important note, compliments of the season to you and yours. You reach PH this season?

My main man how far. I no reach at all but I suppose reach Abuja in June. I fit enter PH so far election no dey

Nihilist:
Lol

This guy your own na 'either or'. Your argument no dey ever get nuance.

I never said that Torres wasn't shyt, but I also said that we weren't playing to his strengths which at the time was also true.

That Lukaku own, you need to go through my posts again bro. I wanted Lukaku to start instead of Costa sef and was always posting updates when he was on loan. I even argued with them coogar and nateevs untop his matter.

Same thing with Cortouis wey me and you argue and I told you that Thibault was better, until you were reduced to ridiculing my mathematics

Like I've always said, I'm not opposed to youth integration, but I am opposed to youth integration solely for integration's sake.

The youth has to be the right youth.

What has Traore done to suggest that he is EPL material? See Bamford that you people won't ke is hear word over...played 80 minutes of EPL footy this season at Palace. Lol

I can get Jiggy with Ake cos he has proven himself to an extent in the EPL. I can fux with Christensen cos he has shown himself in Bayernliga.

But Traore? Even the one or two times I've seen him this season, he has looked wack(ish)

I remember RLC too. All the hype. All the argument. Then he came on looking like a mixed race Mikel Obi

Come on lad. To quote Jadakiss - Skills over politics. There's been nothing special to acknowledge.

Definitely anyone wey support Torres diehard and claim he is for Lukaku at the same time is like a ninja claiming to support Goodluck Jonathan while voting APC.

Leave that thing. Im not a youth integration man. I know the difference between men and boys.

Na my eye dey tell me football. The young ninjas I have promoted over the years can be counted on one hand ie Sturridge, Lukaku, Traore, Ryan Bertrand, Thorgan Hazard and De Bruyne if you class him as such.

Others I think are squad filler material could be Nathan Ake, Bamford.

You would not see me crowing about Solanke and co wey never test themselves only ninjas wey done show outstanding acheivement in professional football.

Certainly before I champion De Bruyne, I have followed him closely at Werder Bremen. I have seen Lukaku work at Anderlecht and West Brom. Sturridge work at Bolton and Chelsea etc.

Likewise Traore is a nigga I can bank on from his record.

It is pure arrogance to argue with a fellow fan that a player you havent seen isnt good enough just because you imply he isnt good enough from him not starting games.

A lot of politics is involved in this club right from squad planning stage.

This is a club that values Baba Rahman over Bertrand
That values Oscar over De Bruyne
That values Torres over Sturridge and Lukaku
That values Mikel over any number of midfielders.

Traore not getting shirt dont mean shyt. Talent is undeniable and will be shown soon enough. My only concern is that it is shown at Chelsea and not forced out by overcompetition when there are other areas of the team that need critical attention.

Nihilist:
Lol me I said Lukaku wasn't good enough?

And was Sturridge good enough?

Anyway, if Traore isn't a good striker, then what is he good for? Is he better than what we have right now in attacking muddied positions?

Are you not one of the shekpe keeper lovers who defend Torres every game whilst sane people were calling for Sturridge and Lukaku?

Whilst Nateevs explicitly derided Sturridge and Lukaku everytime they played 5 or 10 minutes here and there, you were one of those who enshrined Torres right to no9 shirt blaming everyone but Torres himself. You were in that camp, whether explicitly or implicitly.

We suppose done ban you and Nateevs from this thread for that nonsense 2 year campaign for Torres

Nihilist:
I thought Bertrand Traore was a striker.

This season Falcao has been injured, Remy injured/unavailable, and Costa out of form/suspended.

We've started 3 games in recent weeks without a recognised striker on the pitch.

Are you saying that Emenalo told Hiddink to protect Hazard's value and play him upfront in our last game instead of the GOOD striker on our bench?

Even as it became very obvious that a striker was desperately needed on the pitch?

Shebi Kennedy is also a striker? How come he has had far more gametime even in this poor season than Bertrand Traore? Did Emenalo decide that he must play too?

There's no need to concoct conspiracy theories when a perfectly reasonable explanation would do - If Traore was good enough, he would play.

You mean to tell me Hazard is a better striker than Traore? If so, is he better than Loic Remy who he was preferred to? Dont worry, when Teixeira signs, you will see more of wingers playing upfront given the clubs financial investment in them.

Traore is a winger who has played upfront for half a season at Vitesse. Crowding him out of his primary position is due to poor planning. I have him down as the 4th or 5th AM and the 3rd striker.

In 1 or 2 years time, dont come telling us stories about how x and y manager forced out Traore after Emenalo has signed yet another big money winger to relegate him.

It is not new to hear niggas like you claiming a clear talent is not good enough just because politics hampered their progress. Afterall you were one of the Torres lovers who told us Sturridge and Lukaku are not good enough.

When I made the same point about DeBruyne being my favourite AM at the club yet being forced out by overcompetition and big names, na so some ninjas (not you in particular) dey talk say he cant be good enough and whatnot. Same thing with Lukaku and Sturridge. All na politics. Bookmark this post for future reference when Traore is shining. Im sure youll be the no1 nigga on his bandwagon as per Lukaku now.

Lalaboi you see your life?

Few weeks ago I played you and overtook you, you promised to catch up but you are now 12 points behind.

Like play like play you no even dey top 8 qualifying spot again.

Abeg go and beg your aunties in the village. This thing wey dem do you na strong tin.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]you'll just open your mouth to insult people.

Nawa o! [/color]

Certainly before I yarn, I done know his antecedents.

This family are the kind of people who ride around with police paid for by the taxpayer and act with impunity to their fellow citizens.

To them everyone else is sub-human just because their thief of a father and uncle have stolen Nigerias money.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/32651/34/davido-his-driver-beat-up-mc-galaxy-to-pulp-at-shi.html

https://www.nairaland.com/1008845/davido-beats-up-taxi-driver

http://notjustok.com/2012/10/13/dr-sid-and-wande-coal-arguing-over-dbanj-leaked-conversation/

The Adelekes are a bunch of evil oppressors who act with impunity toward their fellow citizens

Davido is your typical son of a thief who carries out verbal and physical abuse to normal citizens just because they have wealth and influence

If Davido is not leaking his private conversations with Dr Sid, he is beating up his driver . . . or verbally abusing Dele Momodu whilst stealing a child from her mother. Filthy pig who has been spoilt all his life and doesnt know how to relate to people civilly. He learned it from his thief of a father.

Nihilist:
It wasn't Emenalo that didn't play Traore though...

Quit acting funky. . . if Emenalo buys 6 players in his position for megabucks, who do you expect the manager to play?

Do you think Hiddink will be brave enough to bench new £30m signing Teixeira to give small boy Traore a shot?

In addition to Hazard, Willian, Oscar, Pedro and Kenedy?

Since JM left have Hiddink or Steve Holland given Traore one minute on the pitch?

Nah nigga, when a club purchases expensive assets, the manager has a duty not to impair the value of the asset by benching them. If an expensive £30m signing isnt playing or has his confidence eroded by the manager, the whole board will be on the managers back.

Poor squad composition is on Emenalo.

Chelsea chief scout launches attack on club, says incredible talent Bertrand Traore is being wasted on the bench.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/630319/Chelsea-scout-Bertrand-Traore-transfer-gossip-club

Emenalos answer is signing Teixeira to force him out even more. Same thing happened to Kevin De Bruyne when Emenalo went chasing Willian and Schurrle to force him out despite him already competing against Hazard, Mata, Oscar and Moses

Bashmantech:
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hmmmm.... u're topping FA Cup and i'm playing u.....

You done lose!

Moreno yellow card gives you a 1 point deficit.

Na this kain win dey sweet me pass - to beat my opponent by 1 point when he was expecting a win!

Dhelake:
The scouts should do their job, I am sure there are players all across Europe that will do a decent job, at least till season ends and won't cost much

Akes loan to Watford expires in January.

We should start from there.

Also look to recall Van Ginkel in January.

This season is a write-off already. Lets use it to give opportunity to those within the club then look outside in the summer.

One thing I am sure of is that Ake is a better pivot player than Fab, Ramires and Mikel and a better leftback than Baba. Van Ginkel would likely be more solid in the midfield also.

Bimffo:
We should forget about Pogba and go for Gundogan this January. He is not cup tied. And He is a top midfielder if he is Fit.

Reports are just getting to Us that Juve is preparing a £30 million bid for the midfielder. We can afford £40 million

And should Bamford come back to Chelsea this coming January or Just go to another team on loan.

Cc: Ibime, Airmark, Nihilist, Nateevs, FBS, Dhellake, Griffon, Mourinhilic, Chelseafan1, diggz, Raumdeuter, who again?

Your Opinion counts.

Abeg leave that injury man.

He is even more of an attacking player sef.