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Nihilist:
Una just like to dey talk rubbish for this thread sha.

Luka Modric isn't good for long range distribution

Luka Modric can't throw pass like KDB

Seems like you lot have forgotten when Luka was bossing midfield in England.

Ibime has never rated Modric so I'm not really surprised there sha...

If you like faint sef.

Modric has not got the first time vision of the niggas I mentioned. I say the same for Iniesta.

We're not talking about bossing midfield here. We're talking about releasing niggas on goal instantly before the opposition defence know whats happening.

Mr Modric can never be classed in those category of niggas with his 5 assists a season average. His vision cannot compare.

Men lie, women lie, numbers dont.

Griffon:
Damn right, Pirlo is up there with the best first time pass ninjas, same as the other fellas there.

I believe you saw Rakitic at Sevilla, he isn't just about the possessional play. Kroos and Modric are neither new to the skill too.

These are guys who play with their head up. They study their surrounding and the weight of their pass.

In truth, virtually every midfielder can hit the first time pass, all you need is that good good vision and sublime control.

No, very few can.

Modric does not have that range of vision at all. He barely even registers assists.

At that level I can only class likes of Pirlo, Fab4, Xavi and De Bruyne in that category of vision.

Rakitic I cant comment. I dont watch enough of his game.

Imo State has been broke for 4 years.

A friend in Okorochas Govt told me 4 years ago that he had spent the next few years budget.

Okorocha is a thief with a reprobate mind and no ounce of shame.

Almost every single striker John Stones has faced this season has disgraced him.

sephia:
Ramires still get value pass Mikel and Falcao. His contribution to the team since he joined is a million times better than that of my Nigerian brother. He was also a liability though. . .lol

Falcao is a loan. He would be gone in months.

Mikel can at least trap a ball and protect it, something Ramires is utterly incapable of doing.

Griffon:
Kroos, Modric, Rakitic and Fabregas are well capable of replicating that 'feat'.

Only Fabregas of that lot is in the same category of spotting the first time pass. The others are not in the same field of vision as Lampard and Fab4. They are more give I give players for controlling possession. I thought you would say Pirlo. Now thats a ninja who release the pass immediately the run is on with no jonesing.

Ninjas playing Ramires goal vs Barca just reminded me what Chelsea is missing in Lampard.

See the way he turns his head left and right to create a visual map of the pitch before releasing with a killer first time pass with perfect weighting. This is VISION at its finest. People tend to confuse dribbling with vision. There are very few midfielders I put in Lampards category for vision and none who could release the first time pass better. If this was Oscar, he would be looking at his own feet and running the ball into the corner.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7FdqIthU0s

Griffon:
I've always deemed him good to feature as a squad player but then again keeping such tool would only discourage the board from searching for a new CM.

That's just it.

Griffon:
Pato is a low risk signing. No fuss about the move.

Can we see a new CM now?

Ajax have got a talent.

Pato on loan is a shrewd move which protects the club. I have no problem with it.

But I hope these guys know Pato plays Hazards position (left forward)

Pato has said with his own mouth that he does not or cannot play striker because of his body frame.

raumdeuter:
Na Emenalo do that deal, What do you have to say?

Mikel still dey o, Oscar still dey oo. Ibime

Na one by one.

Every dog has it's day.

You done forget say Cuadrado still dey our books sef.

I feel Ramires is the most important nigga to leave.

Griffon:
Baba we got Dan Petrescu to thank for this move. I heard he's going to be Ramires' new boss.

Rambo moving at £25m is certainly a case of once a blue helping the blues.

Long life and prosperity to that ninja Dan Petrescu.

sephia:
This idea of buying deadbeat strikers. We welcome Pato sha just as we say farewell to Ramires. I would actually pick 3 players to leave ahead of Ramires.

Ramires is the no1 most important ninja that needs to leave. . . . like it or not. . . .

mithel:
Ramires is gone.

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Guyman02:
Musa gets one in Eritrea, waiting to get the second..

Where you get this picture. . . .that is an old friend of mine, Andre Phillips.

I thought Leicester transfer Directors are gurus.

So why are they bidding £22m for Ahmed Musa?

It seems the ninja to be respected in Leicester is the French Scout, not the so-called whizkid analyst Directors.

bigkesh:
#Ramires from @ChelseaFC is going to #
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Sorry bro....He is going to wax that muscle against the kung fu lords

Fingers crossed. . . . I hope it goes through. . . Once I am notified that the transfer is official, I will do my Superhero thing and rescue some Champagne that's trapped in a bottle. . .

MaziOmenuko:
cc: ibime - learn from the guy above; pay attention to the bolded.

You were saying?

Bad week for me but thankfully I was facing "Mr free 3 points" above.

Dmitri Payet is the man jor!

I have never seen Hazard play anything like what this lad has been playing.

No long ting - vision he get am, cross he fit drop am pinpoint ontop striker forehead. Pace of game, he dey quicken am before defenders organise themselves. Everything Hazard no fit do.

Gosh, Yaya Toure should just retire. That ninja is not interested in midfield work anymore.

raumdeuter:
Ibime, when dem flog Guardiola 7-0?

Na Mourinho chop 5-0 one game oo from Guardiola

All those kain scores na him dem dey give am for UCL. We no dey keep correct count after certain number of goals don enter net.

Nihilist:
But Wetin consign Emenalo for Bielsa matter though

Emenalo is the best example I can use to show how much an 'academic' can be clueless.

Another example, Emenalo was speaking about Solankes loan move to Holland. He said "we didnt want to send him to Championship where he has to compete for balls in the air as that is not the 'cerebral' kind of player we are trying to develop here."

You see that kind of ninny philosophy he is regurgitating from academic textbook? Discouraging a young striker from dominating defenders, learning hold-up play and learning how to handle himself physically - what I would argue is the most important skills to leap from a youth striker to a first team striker - silly textbook academics.

Nihilist:
Bielsa is an academic manager. His major contribution has been the theories and ideas he brought to the coaching game.

Bielsa is better understood when you read about him. So if someone like Guardiola stands up to say Bielsa is one of the best,best believe he's not 'yarning opaks'.

Emenalo is also an academic manager. Quick to tell you how 3 quick interchangeable AMs behind the striker supported by Mikel and Ramires is the blueprint for Chelseas future. That was the blueprint he publicised and laid down to Abramovic in summer 2012.

Academics ko, academics ni. Na the same academics dem dey use flog Guardiola 5-0 or 7-0 for UCL as soon as he comot under the blanket of Messi and Xavi.

Dem no dey play ball for book.

I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.

bigkesh:
Please can any of the older goons here tell me about Marcelo Bielsa....Google really didn't explain why I hear about him with such greatness that doesn't reflect when I look at the trophies he won

And Guardiola said he is the best ever

Guardiola dey yarn opaks.

Bielsa has flopped at every club he has coached in Europe except his 1st year at Bilbao before their players fell out spectacularly with him.

Only South Americans can give him props. As far as were concerned he is another Scolari- a legend in South America but a flop in Europe.

Chelseafan1 re: your profile pic, are you the ninja on the left or the ninja on the right?

If you ask me I would say you are the ninja on the right.

Tompolo should shut up.

Someone has to fight the criminals. Nigeria cannot afford to engender lawlessness.

raumdeuter:
I was about to point that out that 85% of human were born head first which is upside down

Nihilist, Own goal scored

Scores Chelseafan1 (without firing a shot) 1 - Nihilist (after firing a shot) 0

Oya round 2 starts

Hehehehehehe.

You are right.

Chelseafan1 already in the lead without firing a single shot.

wristbangle:
So the news about Nigerians working in mortuary is false? Does that mean people spreading this information are lying?

Anyway what about the other listed points brother?

I have never known of a Nigerian or any foreigner working in a mortuary in all my years in the UK.

Working in mortuary is actually a highly paid job and the English undertakers tend not to allow foreigners into those jobs.

It is usually a family affair eg Fisher & sons undertakers since 1886 - and usually only family members will work there.

I have been to at least 10-15 funerals and never seen anyone but English natives bring in and take out the corpse.

ESPN article on Pato. . . even the journalists know that Emenalo the Technical Director of Wingers is a complete eediot. . .



Having said that, with most established centre-forwards in Europe having price tags north of £50m, acquiring a goalscorer for the relative loose change of £9m does not present a particularly large financial risk.

But there is one other question to consider. Why, when Chelsea's defence and midfield is all at sea, do all the rumoured targets happen to be forwards? The Blues are having more trouble keeping the opposition out than scoring goals so perhaps the emphasis should be on shoring up the glaring holes that opponents continue to exploit. Those sat on the Chelsea board, in their wisdom, must have their reasons. But it is to be hoped that whatever decisions they do make aren't as dreadful as those made in the summer.

OP you have a testicular torsion.

Your testicle is being strangled by the ropes it hangs on.

You better rush to the hospital before it dies.

FBS:
Ibime, calm down. Emenalo got nothing on this guy here FC Ifeanyi Ubah Flies In Brazilian Professional Footballers

Biko na wetin Emenalo give RA chop? I mean like RA (as a billionaire) just can't be stupid to be listening to this guy all the time. Brazilians? ki lo de? Is Chelsea now a "state" in Brazil ni? Time to speak to Marina.
Get me some Italians (Dybala ) mehn. They usually do well for us.

Besides, I really dont think we need to panic buy this window. Play them kids, they can't be any worse than the current squad of nonsense players.

Roman is stewpid in football matters.

Emenalo speaks Hebrew, and holds an MBA so he can impress RA and those American-Jewish suits in the boardroom but he knows nothing about football. None of them do. How can someone who doesnt know football judge whether Emenalo knows his footie or not?

Dongorgon5:
Alex Teixeira spotted at Heathrow airport!!!

Another Emenalo winger. Another Brazilian to add to the deculturisation of Chelsea.

Will Teixeira stop us conceding 3 goals a game?

God will punish Emenalo.

Pato may be worth a shot. . . his talent is not in question. . . I recommend taking him on loan first with an option to buy.

He's clearly popping in Brazil right now. My only concern is his goal record in Campeonato Paulista is bumping up his stats. His record in the main league itself is not that great.

In Brazilian State Championships, teams spend half the season playing the State Championship (Campeonato Paulista in his case) against semi-pros and 4th division teams. It is only when the main league itself kicks off that you start to seperate the men from the boys.

Meanwhile, lemme just say that Emenalo is a big fool. Don't we have enough Brazilians in the squad? He wants to finish off the spirit and culture of the club by overstacking on Brazilians - most of whom are 2nd class talents for Brazil (an overhyped, useless International team at the moment)