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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:31pm On Oct 19, 2015
coogar:
christ!
are you sure darkrebel begged you for money?
He should post the email where he came begging for money to host a tourney. I told him I've just bought a house and have spent thousands on it so cannot be giving him even one kobo for mere rap tourney. I sent him a picture of me working on the house to save costs sef. He should post the picture so I can show him what my hands have created. He thinks he is yarning with kids here.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:23pm On Oct 19, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
so in your little mind, they are ma nemesis or I fear them? undecided

grow up old man. You are 34, but your mind is still stuck in a time warp from 1992 ..

Instead if finding a way to impregnate that barren tool you married 6 years ago, you are here putting up smileys for someone half your age. Agbaya.

While you are here fooling yourself your wife is mastürbating her sorrow away in the closet.

She's married to a mompara. .and a broke one too, Didn't you tell me you had to start applying cement to your own house, because you couldn't afford the services of a bricklayer?
Where is that picture you sent me via yahoo mail sef. ..make I check grin
Mr OBO. . . Claiming OBO while lying with his cousins picture.

Post that picture please lemme show you how I have transformed that kitchen. That is the second house I own at the age of 32. I bought it when I was 31, trannychaser!

Mr OBO. . .yet begging Ibime, Ladyboss1 and female Nairalanders for money.

Mr OBO . . .yet chasing trannies on NL

Mr OBO. . .Common painter

Mr OBO. . .Yet creating fake account like Sharron to claim he is dating them.

Mr OBO. . . Yet lying that Ibime knows he travels to jand.

Mr OBO. . .Orphaned Bastard of an Ole!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:06pm On Oct 19, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
fundog exposed your wife as a barren bïtch not me..
And if your ancestors were as jobless as Israelites on sabbath, don't think I am too. .
Don't take ma silence for weakness. .if I start with you on this section, you won't like it at all. ..for the last time fatso, stay off
Trannychaser! I no get your time abeg, but I know who does:

cc:

Funlord
Traplord
Thesonofmark

grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt International Airport Ranked Worlds Worst Airport by Ibime(m): 5:11pm On Oct 19, 2015
PH Airport is a disgrace to Nigeria.

An airport where International arrivals land and are herded into overpopulated tents where some busy body customs and general hangabouts harass you.

After that you are herded into a fenced cage where local pickpockets and hustlers are gathered around in their hundreds, just waiting around for one oyinbo man to venture out that cage so they can hustle him. God bless him if he has no local to pick him up from that airport. They will hustle everything he has before he gets to a taxi.

And this is supposed to be an International airport where multinationals and oil workers fly into daily?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 4:58pm On Oct 19, 2015
funlord:
undecided

Gaddemit! No wonder "yaya toure" came out spitting hot flames earlier this morning about the _fucking britico press?

Can you imagine the excuse the twunt known as "garth crooks" from the BBC gave as a reason for "ander herreras" performance against everton? Oya na! Check it:

"‘Herrera is very fortunate to have such an accommodating captain as "Wayne Rooney", who has waited patiently for him and other new arrivals to come to terms with Louis van Gaal’s new system, often to Rooney’s own detriment."


Jesu!!!!
Hahahaha. Garth Crooks has always been an idiot.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 4:42pm On Oct 19, 2015
mikuz:
I have given you a proof that Koshielny is pronounced same way you'd enunciate co shell knee. You can't tell me that you can pronounce French names better than English commentators.

You can't compare French to local dialects like Igbo and Yoruba na.
Koscielny is not French, it's Polish.

Anyway, it's an acceptable wordplay but one I've thought about and jettisoned because it's a grey area.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2015
coogar:
shut up, fat-boy!!!
i already said funlord's personals were obscene & he coulda still won ban or no ban. my point is - when 2 people are fighting, the mod either bans the two of them or let the two tear each other out. it doesn't make sense if the mod bans one & leaves the other to rain the blows freely.
Quit being silly. . . . .Rebel was banned in the morning for derailing my battle thread. . . .by afternoon, he was on his lalabolas account insulting people when Funlord caught up with him and sent him into ghost mode. grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: **++**The Show Off: Laykorn Vs Raplinx999**++** by Ibime(m): 12:01pm On Oct 19, 2015
I no go reach here to assess both verses till this evening when I close from work so no too wait for me.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 11:26am On Oct 19, 2015
coogar:
he ran cos he was banned....
with mikuz involved, you can never have a fair fight.....he's the most unscrupulous human being this section has ever produced.

that said.....funlord was on his A-game. his personals were obscene & he coulda still subdued darkrebel ban or no ban. mikuz ruined what promised to be a classic brawl by tying rebel's hand.
Na lie. Ban ain't got nothing to do with it. No one tied his hands.

His classylalabolas account was still active insulting people until Funlord exposed him. The ninja RAN and was viewing as guest all day. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Daura Motel: The Only Hotel In Buhari’s Town In Deplorable State by Ibime(m): 8:11am On Oct 19, 2015
Firefire:
This story is to show how myopic, backward, lazy, unclassified, under-developed and clueless the DauraDullard.

1984 to date no rebranding, no new skill acquisition, not even attempt to find his missing O'level or re-sit the WAEC/NECO Exam.

We could not also see any meaningful contribution by BuuuHary to either his home town, his state (Kastina) or to the larger Nigeria society since 1984. undecided

What a shame to modernization. cheesy
You are an eediot.

It is not the job of Government or Politicians to build hotels. It is a private enterprise.

Who dey visit Daura and why should anyone build a hotel there? You think he is as stupid as those who build empty hotels in swamp in Bayelsa and have no visitors?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 11:34pm On Oct 18, 2015
grayline:
Chaii oga! The insults wey that boy dash u heavy o..
All those na nothing but silly fabrications from an uncouth mouth. I hear say na you vex pass for him behaviour sef. If he continue, we go excise the only cancer wey dey trouble this section.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 11:13pm On Oct 18, 2015
grayline:
See drogba question wey u dey ask me...
So when dark was misbehaving, you wey be mod no sabi where your ban button dey undecided

What payback is he getting? You think na today rebel and funlord start to dey fight huh

Na you sabi o...oga mikuz eleponbulu....
No worry, at least Funlord done give us enough personals and we done know say madness get level.

If he continue this behaviour, he go chop ban till Buhari finish term for office. When I put Mukina2 on his case, Google and Yahoo will run out of email accounts for him to register on NL. The kid gloves are off.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:06pm On Oct 18, 2015
I just like Adanna28, Alexpissu and DJ5Naira style. You guys always come with your own individuality. Ada and Pissu got the observational poetic documentary style while 5Naira has his crazy puns linked to current affairs.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 9:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
Good job @ Funlord. Now I know say madness get level. Since he can't respect sane people na you we go call to mellow am if he tries to bring his mental issues to this section again. I go just cc you if he start again cos I no get that kind time.
Rap Battles › Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Ibime(m): 9:14pm On Oct 18, 2015
That IV and KILL lines got me.

Clear win for Punisher. Kudos.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 9:00pm On Oct 18, 2015
Giyazz and Sosiqdude, well done. Who make that beat sef?

This time I preferred Giyazz verse (unlike youneedanewbank where Sosiqdude was hotter) but both were dope especially Giyazz. The chorus could do with some finetuning but all in all, great job.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ibime(m): 8:52pm On Oct 18, 2015
Glacierz, the story telling on that track was amazing. You sound like our version of Kendrick Lamar. A big improvement from when I last heard your track. Keep it up.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 8:35pm On Oct 18, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Lol, was gonna post the gospel track here though. I was jus too lazy to loggin. The song got me preaching. chai grin

Ibime, I want you to hear this. Make I know whether HGC reach that your former gospel rap crew. cheesy
Post am for audio section and tag me make I hear. I'm sure it's better than my former group cos we were wack. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

X file who cares ?

As usual in his bid to lie about everything he now went to attempt to argue with ladyboss1 about british rappers! Unfortunately the iya embarrassed the goat to death, so tey my guy begin claim say him dey steadily enter jand and that he could invite coogar and ibime to come and join the debate!

If you notice he spelt both ibime and coogars names wrongly so that nyash no go open! Later he claimed they know he travels! Abeg coogar na for manchester, soho abi na leeds you jam this olodo rabata! The drama starts from page 1160 by the way!

www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1162#35529402


Gayrebel you always act as if you know stuff, unfortunately what you learnt here that night was that OVERSABI is actually the preserve of dunces or insecure people! Your poor so you always try to make people think you are having! Too bad son! Your monkey ass always reveals itself! He he he....
How can Ibime confirm he travels to jand when I don't know him?

No be today he dey mispell names so that nyash no go open. He keeps going around spelling my nick as Ibimi or Ibimë so I won't see.

See as he change you and Thesonofmark name when quoting me so una no go show am wahala.

This dude is really a case.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 7:56pm On Oct 18, 2015
Nihilist how you manage collect 80 points this week sef? You get mind to triple captain Costa o. Kudos.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 7:30pm On Oct 18, 2015
danbrowndmf:
should i say u simply don't get what dark was saying? We shouldn't judge things out of our bad belle or bad blood for each other,he was simply saying every voter should earn to be a voter by atleast been a regular member in this forum, mayb with atleast 1 battle and and couple of freestyle on FFR.how do u think someone in romance section who knows nothing about rap will give a quality Verdict when call upon to cast his or her vote in a battle. Some of them don't even know what is wordplay,punchlines and the rest,Dark is stuborn,YES, but on this one his suggestion was right.



My 2cent
There is a way you speak to people in life. How do I know whether Krones list (created to call attention to all rap section members) includes one or two Romancelanders? I be Inspector Clouseau?

Now he has caught the attention of the same people he sought to avoid and they have come to haunt him all because he cannot be civil in his conversations with people.

I don't do bipolarity. If you are a normal and civil person then be so. You can't be respectful to one person one minute and insulting the next. That is bipolar behaviour. Even on this section, some people who are cool with Rebel now had to troll him into silence in the past before he mellowed with them. There is nobody on this section he hasn't insulted even his friends, so whatever comes to him is his portion.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:59pm On Oct 18, 2015
TrapLORD:
We ran that pig outta romance section. He'd rather remain here with ya'll than make futile attempts at scoring chics he'll never bang but end up dissin em after they refuse sending his sorry ass some nudes to wannk with. gringrin
No wonder when I wrote the line below harmlessly, he started catching hypertension and beefing me from out of nowhere for no reason. grin grin grin

Ibime:
and your chick will lose love for ya . . . if she meet this party devil/
cos the díck . . . .will have her running out of romance. . . . like Darkenedrebel!/
Now I understand. grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
No wonder he was catching hypertension when I copied Krones list of tagged voters including Funlord.

Am I to know what kind of fuckery he gets up to in Romance section that he desperately wants to hide from FFR?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:35pm On Oct 18, 2015
funlord:
cool

Krone please ignore that gremlins request! After you read this you may want to de-register him from that tourney!

X FILE: 2! Hmmm me I used to think rappers only liked _pussy and rhymes, but apparently this GAY C called wack rebel also loves a good rogering of his anus by the homies from time to time!

Due to his pathetic buttlicking skills with femaile monikers which tend to always end in abuse and his non existent sexlife in lag, the pillow biter resorted to toasting a fellow dude called "nneka123" on this thread and actually proclaimed to wanting to _fuck it! This is the real girls name and profile for the straight nigga on here:

https://m.facebook.com/wendy.c.manuels/photoset/pb.100003777454058.-2207520000.1440604548./?owner_id=100003777454058&back_uri=%2Fwendy.c.manuels

Unfortunately after I and my "p-n-c" called traplord managed to expose the "nneka 123" as a male fraud by discovering and uploading the facebook profile of the real girl whose pictures he was using, una homie rebel dissapeared once again! Too bad the guy he wanted to _fuck deactivated after the game was up!


www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel
grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:03pm On Oct 18, 2015
Rebel you don't do e-fights anymore when you were fighting and insulting just 2 hours ago? No wonder we question how many personalities are inside you

It's like Funlord and Thesonofmark is your solution. Next time we are having issues with derailing in this section, I know who we would call to make you mellow.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 5:39pm On Oct 18, 2015
Iceskidd:
what the fuss is about?
I copied a list of tagged members from Krone for my battle with 007Bruce.

The list contained a couple names from Romance section unbeknownst to me. So he went into full attack mode, started derailing the battle thread and copped a ban. In usual fashion, it's now degenerated into the same thing that happens everytime when Rebel is involved.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 5:24pm On Oct 18, 2015
TVal wetin bring you come here? grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 4:52pm On Oct 18, 2015
One would think he would be able to stay sane for 5 minutes while he is hosting a tourney for outsiders. . . I don't do mental illness mate so move along.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 4:23pm On Oct 18, 2015
Thepunisher:
.darkenedrebel only made a suggestion on that battle. i saw it earlier when i was reading the verses and this one he's saying he got banned for it. i don't think he should . the admins should perhaps reconsider. at least a warning would suffice.i hope it won't affect my battle anyway
all i keep seeing here is unnecessary fights everyday. no unity at all
Don't put your mouth in what you know little about. Mr Romance himself will not know what he is saying when the Devil enters his head. The mod had already warned that whoever derail that thread will cop a ban. He mentioned it yesterday, then came back today to start again, I told him I simply copied Krones list and don't know any Romancelanders, but since Devil is in his head, he started arguing and derailing. I even had to go back and look at the list and noticed that Krone had included ThesonofMark in the list which is what must have caused the fellas brain to touch. I don't know their beef in Romance section but the little I have seen from when their beef spilled over into Rap section, he accused Dark of threatening to murder him and all sort of nonsense.

So you followed a mentally unstable person from FB here to participate in his tourney? Does he behave like a stable person to you on Facebook? The last time one of his friends asked him to recruit people from here to promote a battle on his website, he brought that friend here and within one day he was insulting that friend on here.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2015
@ 007Bruce,

These lines were just crazy mehn. .


¤I'm the active killer... who cap em ninjas/ each time i grip the macs & nina/ but bis is a sissy. . .a fäggish nigga/ he couldnt raise the shells if he was Master Splinter/

¤He got spanked & owned/. . . when emaprince put up a classic flow/ . . .then got suspended in the air aftermath. . . by an angry foe/ so expect bis 'come out swinging' in this brawl... since he was hanged by krone/


Nice one!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2015
A ninja who routinely brings Romance section people to this section starts derailing my battle thread to accuse me of bringing Romance section people to this section just because I copied Krones list of tagged members.

In 8 years on NL I have never visited Romance section except say to vote for Giyazz in Mr NL or except front page takes me there, yet a ninja who openly confessed to getting most of his likes and shares from Romancelanders and co. accused me of turning this section to Romance? Comedy!

Do I even know the names of 2 Romancelanders? - only ones I know is who he dragged here to beef with.

Deliverance is on it's way!

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