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"My reaction is: Begovic - "We have the best manager in the world", Zouma: "We have the best manager in the world", John Terry: "We have the manager we want, he's the one that we want, the one that can help us lift this situation", Diego Costa: "If you ask any player in the world, they will all answer the same, that they want to work with three managers and one of them is this one".

"Who else? Fabregas the same, Ramires the same, Loftus-Cheek the same, Cahill the same, Eden Hazard very similar."

"So... I think the mutiny must be Baba, who else? Falcao, Papy Djilobodji, Oscar. So these four don't play Saturday for sure!"

chukwudi44:
Because he is Beko's son,I would reserve my comment just for the high regards I have for his father and the entire Kuti dynasty.

Collect 2 star there my brother. His father was indeed a great man. If not for his father's free immunization program, a lot of the mumu posters on this thread would be suffering from Polio and Yellow fever.

OlujobaSamuel:
silly excuse. na airforce excuse worse pass. so because you are to defend our territory and robbery no be territorial crisis, you then decide not to honour the SOS call. PMB, I think the sacking needs to continue.

Wetin concern Airforce with chasing thieves up the canal?

Police no get Helicopter?

@ Seun, Lalasticlala. This is complete disrespect to the dead. I dont what kind of policy you guys have of broadcasting pictures of dead people in their most dishonourable state on front page. See that girl foaming from her mouth for Godssake. Have some respect please.

So many nappings in PH since election

Wikes thugs no get job again

007Bruce:
we can have it anytime after saturday...

Cool

cc: Mikuz

Raplinx999:
Owk. Wana take this time out to render ma apology to Coogar n Ibime for the biitching i did in ma battle thread with Jazz. Sorry Ninjas, it aint gon happen again! N i appreciate yo verdicts too
#thanks

Thanks

007Bruce, kindly let us know how your schedule is looking. . . . I am off tomorrow so will write your verse. . . .then whenever you're ready, we can go.

cc: Mikuz for thread creation

wapmingle:
so funny.. this teacher cant really read? this is insane, yet she collects salary every month, who know what she teach the kids

watch the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktNGfuI0iJg

cc lalasticlala

Never mind the stupid teacher that can't read.

Oshiomhole is also an incompetent public servant. Has he never heard of data protection? How can he make a citizen read out all her private details, name and address in public, then allow the video to be released into public media. In trying to prove this woman is a fool, Oshiomhole has proved he is an even BIGGER FOOL!

I can't imagine any civilised leader publishing one of his citizens name and address online - so the public can also go to her compound to make jest at her? She has every ground to sue Oshiomhole for this.

We used to have peaceful and harmonious competition on this section till 2014.

You simply need to ban members if they misbehave. QED.

darkenedrebel:
I battled Kr0ne. but when I commented on his battle with cooger, Ibime that didn't know nowt about the palaver jumped out of the blues to claim chief judge. .
The same ibime was nowhere to be found yesterday when elyfart was swaying, and said that all those who voted rebel are dickriders. .

The only reason I stand out is cos I oppose injustice and believe in equality and fairness.
Unlike these 2-faced Harvey Dents here..
ma break is over, I'll reply later

Quit calling my name and claiming fake injustice ninja.

I didn't trouble myself with your battle because you started acting out last time I voted in one of your battles, so don't expect to see me making a single ounce of effort in your next battle.

In life, you get what you give out. You have swayed numerous ninjas battles here so don't expect Ibime to stick his neck out for you when they sway yours.

You live by your own codes of conduct and you die by it. Ibime will not spend a grey hair over your matter.

Raplinx999:
because he hyped u in his verse. Smh, u didnt even read my verse, n now u simply said he got all crit. Personals, wordplay, smiles n metas, rhymes, Tell me if he edged me in any of this...
Or u no longer make use of criteria to vote

SMH. I hope you are not taking on the character of Rebel to start arguing during battles, otherwise I'll save myself the trouble of voting in your duels.

Most voters on here are giving all criteria to Jazz, why pick on my vote only? I did not give Klef a single criteria against you but he didn't complain. You win some, you lose some, no be war. Next time work on making your verse more readable and you'll pick up criteria.

007Bruce:
what is MGVT?

My Goat votes too

Easy win for Jazz, all criteria.

MVGT: Jazz

obainojazz:
I've seen a cougar account before arguing in ibime vs sauron's battle thread...are they the same....

yep

Simeone does not speak a single word of English. I don't know why Griffon abi Lacers is bothering himself.

EFCC are confused sons of bytches.

Yahoo scams add to our GDP by bringing in Foreign Direct Investments

They should be going after those who steal money in Nigeria and send it abroad.


This patriotic man just brought in N53m in Foreign Direct Investment into the country!

007Bruce:
Oga Ibime, we still they go down?

Yes o, but small small abeg. . . . My madam dey pursue me with gardening duties since Sunday. . . .

coogar:
don't let mode-9's fans catch you o!

the only nigga that really smoked the mic from naija that got me spazzing was the late da grin on jimmy jatt's jump off.

random.....

@ibime, i just saw chilla/conceited & i disagree with you that chilla won. conceited wasn't at his best but he was literally predicting every punchline chilla spat in the entire battle. at some point, he was finishing chilla's punches for him.

it's either conceited has risen to a god status to actually know everything chilla wrote or chilla's angle's were too predictable. conceited surprised me, that midget is a beast!

Nah, Chilla took the 2nd and 3rd round.

Once Chilla did a slow it down in the 2nd round, Conceited lost confidence.

His whole 2nd and 3rd rounds were full of slow it downs but he was rushing through them without repeating them because Chilla had already taken the sting out of the slow it downs.

LOVEGINO:
I wish our government will support

Why should your Government support you to carve watermelon?

GIYAZZ:
Ibime, whaddup?

I called you out. You didn't see? Make we flow on beat small. I wan use you carry points.

No disrespect though, you in for a beat battle?

I no get equipment or time.

You more likely to beat me in text than audio.

Opener-Tie
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Rhymes-captain
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Similes/metaphor-Tie
.
Punchlines- captain

Wordplay - Tie (would have given Klef but As her bar / Dirt her line spoilt it. Cid also tried to play jack gun with jargon? SMH.)
.
Flow- captain
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Closer- captain


MVGT: Captain


BTW, why you battling Klef and not use Why Klef/ Wyclef, Clef = musical symbol. . . or Cleft lip wordplays? If I had such a name to wordplay, it would be a field day.

darkenedrebel:
Is acapella not under audio? Cos I've had three acapella brawls here. ..

Nah, accapella don't count.

Accapella is for face-to-face battles, not over any kind of media (radio, internet etc)

darkenedrebel:
[s]

You or streetwise?

Me vs Bamsyle

Lalaboi vs Benjamz

Eldee vs Rhymez or so.

Since then only Mikuz and JReyez fought in that arena

Streetwize never battled on audio.

Warriblood to correct you, I joined NL 2007 and married 2012.

WARRIBLOOD:
you all know the reason why since 2009/2010 since this thread was open

1Quarter of nairaland never even know if thread like this de exist

Why?

[size=19pt]WHY BECAUSE WE STILL HAVEN'T UPGRADE OUR SYSTEM [/size]

[size=20pt]WE STILL BE LIKE NOKIA
WHY ALL OTHER FORUM DE UPGRADE TO INFINIX LOLIPOP [/size]

let me enlightened you all 5 facts bout ibime

1.He's been here since 2010..time of eldee.. sauron the biter(arguable to be coogar )
2.He a fatso (don't know if this is true or not)
3.Married with kids.. wife is like an imb.ecile
4.Since 2010 he was married.. come reach now this guy go Don get [size=19pt]GRAND CHILDREN [/size]
5.[size=19pt]this old motherfukka gives no damn about this forum from day one[/size]


he only come here to type bars.. just to get likes n share..
Just to get glory


And am saying from the bottom of my heart ffuck him
Ffuck you ibime
You like piss n Shi.t for my eyes

YOU GIVE no dine about the Betterness of this forum




I mean take a look..SINCE 2009


[size=20pt]WE STILL DE TEXT BATTLE OURSELVES[/size]

WHO gives a ffuck about your texting...
We wanna see you spit what you text with emotions Man


Picture this if we are to get 2audio vocal! Battle a week
Believe me here go flow with traffic
I mean people go de visit here everytime just to download LATEST brawls


[size=19pt]ISHILOVE GO DENY US FRONT PAGE NO MORE

BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF DOWNLOADS WE DE GET!![/size]


I mean how many people got the patience to read that long script you typed..

You think your dope..



[size=19pt]BRO I NOR DE FEEL YOUR WORDPLAYS
BRO I NOR DE FEEL YOUR PUNCHLINES
I NOR DE FEEL YOUR META 4

All I see are piece of sentences piled up on a script.

I CAN ONLY FEEL THOSE SHITT WHEN YOU DO IT VOCALLY..

I can only feel your punchlines.. when I see your anger[/size]



imagine mi fit de this forum
Vector fit de this forum
Rugged Man fit de this forum since 2005


[size=19pt]But don't know if place like here exist cus all we do is to type bunch of scripts

With no effects at all [/size]






[size=19pt]WE TRULY NEED TO UPGRADE OUR SYSTEM HERE MAN
WE STILL LIVING THE LIFE OF 2009[/size]

Hehehehehe. . . all because you want spit audio?. . .who dey stop you?. . . abi me sef no dey spit audio? . . . na me do the first audio battle for NL sef. . . KOW!. . . I expect no less!

OfficialIYANU:
Although some of your analogies are irregular with the case on ground, you have some valid points. Perhaps,the President should have 'bought' the land from the villagers. We (I) don't know if he did or not.

What however if for sure is DEVELOPMENT comes faster to those who go after it aggressively! It never went to the one who waited for buyers.

BTW LOL @ 'dozen acres'! Is Gambia not a country?

Just when we are discussing this issue of land grab in Africa, this hits FP. . . . this time in Lagos State, not just any village. . . .


https://www.nairaland.com/2660432/tajudeen-disu-killed-land-fracas

The Managing Director of the Lekki Free Zone Ltd, Mr. Tajudeen Disu is among persons killed as Ibeju-Lekki villagers and mobile police officers clashed in Okunraiye community near Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos, this morning. Tajuden Disu

The villagers said they were on a peaceful protest against "forceful takeover" of their land by the Lagos state government on behalf of Africa’s richest industrialist, Aliko Dangote and the Lekki Free Zone Ltd when policemen attacked them reportedly killing two of the protesters instantly.

The villagers said the killing resulted in a crisis.

A local chief in the area told Saharareporters that the Lekki Free Zone Ltd called in anti-riot policemen of "Mopol 49" to kill the protesters because they had insisted too long ago against forceful acquisition of the community land by the Lekki Free Zone Ltd for the construction of a large petrochemical refinery owned by Mr. Dangote. The chief said the Mopol were led and supervised to the protest scene by Managing Director of the Lekki Free Zone Ltd, Mr. Disu.

But Mr. Disu was also among those downed as the police officers guarding him and protesters clashed, according to the local chief. One of the police officers was also feared dead. The community has been taken over by soldiers reinforced to the community as the crisis escalated.

The village is currently being raided by Nigerian troops sent to the community as a result of the crisis. Many villagers have vacated the village out of fear.

OfficialIYANU:
BTW LOL @ 'dozen acres'! Is Gambia not a country?

lol. No be for inside Forest him go put them na. The developed part of Gambia is very limited and na there he go put them, not up the Gambia river where Kunta-kinte people dey stay.

OfficialIYANU:
LOL! This truly is a JAMB question but for clarity, I explain -

Firstly, you must understand that by law, all land belongs to the government. That is why businesses and other commercial Ventures pay what is called 'Ground Tenement' to the LGAs in which they are located, even if they have OWN the land.

Secondly, this is Gambia we are talking about here. Not South Africa, Not Egypt, GAMBIA. Where does Gambia stand economically? Fiscally, Infrastructurally, Socially, where do they stand? Their President, been a Wise son who has development of his home at hand made a bold move to ATTRACT foreign investment.

Dubai is Dubai today because someone made similar decision. Multinational Organizations are literally PULLED to Dubai because it is TAX FREE! When you decide to set up shop there, there is a commission assigned the sole task of assisting you until you commence operations. Land is relatively CHEAP GOLD for the MOs. The effect is what is putting Dubai on your bucket list today.

Like I earlier asked. What are the Gambian villagers going to do with hundreds and thousands of acres and acres of land? Are they going to build Factories there? Are they going to establish Schools, Malls, Hospitals etc on the land? If Yes, to what STANDARD?

His allocation of the 'Free Land' to Nollywood Stars is a Questionable but WISE decision.

There are not hundreds and thousands of acres in the areas we are talking about, just a few dozen acres.

Secondly, Government does not have right to claim land which is already in private hands. This is an issue Africa has a problem with. The vast wilderness of America is only 28% owned by US Govt and this applies to wilderness, forests, swamps and unclaimed lands.

Zimbabwe and South Africa also have problems of white settler Govt claiming ancestral lands and giving out to white settlers. In this case, Jammeh has taken village lands and given out to Nigerian settlers. You can be sure he has not paid for it, and no acre of land in Banjul area is currently unclaimed.

I repeat, Govt has no right to claim fallow land and dispense as it wishes. The land that houses Sheraton hotel in Gambia belongs to a village. They did not develop it because they use that beach as access to the sea and for their villagers recreation area. Whether or not they develop it, it has been theirs for centuries and they have a purpose for it. For Govt to take their land without compensation, simultaneously denying them access to their beach area is not ethical.

We as African people do not have deed or title to our village lands. Village was Govt to itself 100 years ago. It does not mean new Colonial Govts supercede traditional inheritance.

It's a simple issue. The land on which Sheraton was built is probably worth $100k. The hotel itself makes millions. Putting the right value on the land will not deter investment on that scale. However if you grab the kand without compensation, you are merely rent-seeking.

I believe films like Mirror by Genevieve were shot in Gambia. If Jammeh wants to encourage investment in the Gambian movie industry, he should invest in a decent studio and improve the filmmaking infrastructure in Gambia, not give out stolen land to his favourite stars. New Zealand has never dashed out land to Hollywood stars to entice them over, yet they keep flocking for films like Lord of the Rings etc.

OfficialIYANU:
Please what would the villagers use the land to do?

JAMB Question. Would you be happy if Buhari gave your family's ancestral land to Jim Iyke?

menix:
Gambians did not complain nd u don't have evidence to back ur claim,guy u go sabi drink Phensic for ur neigbours oo..

Sure if u re a beneficiary, u will reject it..
Nwa Jesus..

Who told you Gambians don't complain?

My guy, no yarn wetin you no know.

I heard complaints first hand from villagers when Jammeh took their land in Brufut and sold to Sheraton without consultation or compensation. Also when land near Tanje was taken to build AU complex for AU summit, no one was consulted or compensated. The same houses were later sold to private individuals by Jammeh.

menix:
A prophet is not recognized in his own country - Jesus 1026...

The president knew handing over those plot to "emeka nd co." Would bring development to his country..

Congrats Nollywood, keep making Us proud...

Dedicate this FTC to all Igbo brother nd sister out there.
God will keep blessing ur Hussle..

If you know the way Jammeh takes land from villagers to give to people and companies without compensation, you won't make this statement.

Land is not just sitting around in Banjul or Brufut unclaimed. The President of a country has no right to give away ancestral land on a whim, anymore than David Cameron can give out land in UK.

This is an extremely retrogressive practice only found in Africa. The same way Niger Deltans complain about their villages being given away under the Land use act is the same way villagers are being robbed of their land in the Gambia.

coogar:
canibus mentored me, eminem completed the project!

Did you attend Canibus legendary show at Subterranea in 2000?