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I see Neymar is finally looking like a black man after cutting that nonsense fried hair he's been wearing.

We were a lot more solid in the 2nd half with Fabregas out the pivot and in the AM position.

2nd half team against West Ham please if not them go disgrace us.

Thank God, despite starting on -12 points, I have safely beat my opponent with 3 players left to play.

danbrowndmf:
Last last 007Bruce is on my top ten here sha. Dude is dope.

He should be in your top 5 sef. Hardly anyone punches cleanly like he does.

Nihilist:
Ibime how your fantasy team?

I'm ahead of my opponent for now

Mourinholic:
There are some mistakes a player make and you understand..... But God,Baba was fucking fucking poor

I thought Baba was shyte from the first time I saw him.

Dieeeeeeegooooaaaal!

Guys how we dey play?

Abeg Klef no turn here to chatroom. "Drop your vote and leave" is one of the rules in battle. Bruce no vex abeg.

No Mahrez?

I go give am one more week if not na sell sharp sharp.

Klef abeg no respond, make thread no scatter. Rebel is a tagged voter so is allowed to vote.

After all the effort to get Kolarov, he come fall ma hand witg injury.

-12 points na him I take start this week. Praying for miracle.

kr0ne:
Ibime wins every criteria except flow and personal. But I thought they agreed on 10 short bars?

10-11 quatrains or 40-44 lines was agreed. I've got 11 quatrains there with one remix which might take it to 12 quatrains. I go comot am sha.

Nihilist:
Who actually said this thing?

Bluediva.

To be fair to her, Schweini had only just converted from left wing to central midfield the previous year. She was remembering the Schweini who wasn't outstanding on the left-wing, not the Schweini who was bossing central midfield.

Opener - 1 point - Mudg came with a straight nameplay to take this


Rhymes - 2 points - Tie (note Rhyme is different from flow, which MuhdG won)


Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Cid easily. He had metaphors all through and decent ideas. Perfecting the build up to turn these metaphors into stinging punches is what you need to work on.


Punchlines - 3 points - MuhdG takes for the opening line


Flow - 1 point - MuhdG easily


Wordplay/Puns - 2 points - Again that opening line is just giving MuhdG all the criteria. I didn't score anything for crusstacean line cos it's very generic, nor the pulse line.


Personals - 1 point - Tie


Closer - 1 point - Tie


MVGT: MuhdG

When Ramires is the only player still fighting hard for the manager, that manager is in trouble.

You can't build any decent success with Ramires as your mainstay.

Illverbz:
No, I mean, his bars(quatrains like y'all call it) were too long(Stretched.)

Each quatrain is 4 lines. . just a matter of presentation. You could split them into 2 seperate punches if arranged in in the build up/ punch format.

Anyway make we no derail. Nice one @ Bruce.

Your quatrains are more like 2-3 lines rather than 4. You for add more.

Open for votes. If you are a regular member and your name is not listed, still feel free to vote.


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Leggo. . . .


- I’m a savage and killer/ One punch will test his skills as an amateur swimmer/ Water no get enemy? . . .but the Crocodiles will. . . . when he land in the river!/ And these fists are like Brandy and Liquor/ cos one blow. . . will have Double seeing double. . . . without staring at the man in the mirror!!/

- If he summon the valour/ this very night. . . his rotten cadaver/ will trouble Valhalla/ Voters will say he died. . .over a sudden palaver/ . . . cos y’all know it’s a dead bodi. . . . soon as I show Double wahala!/

Let’s break down O’s biology. . . and rhyme with Double Wahala. . .

- When I break your humerus. . . it’s no funny brouhaha!/ The next punch will crack your ribs. . . now, it’s funny brouhaha/ This sword take off shin gee. . . like Fergie subbing Kagawa!/ and when I shatter O lumbars . . . even OO Obu fraternity . . .will swear I bodied this maga!!/

- You know what rhymes with Double Wahala/ and bodied this maga?/ I spit sloppy saliva/ on his mother . . . and dishonour his father/ His gun talk is only acting. . . he ain’t busting his lama/ I’m a stuntman. . . I came to body double. . . with no Hollywood drama!!/

- Soon as I heard I’m battling O. . . that’s a feast for certain/ cos whatever the don key. . . will defeat this beast of burden / When I pull the 'nein'. . . .I ain’t speaking German/ These bullets will 'so wet O' . . . then I’m fleeing East to Durban!/

Like Bigg K. . .

- I came with all punches. . . no personals. . .I don’t know this clown/ Drink his blood this Oktoberfest. . . like it’s Lowenbrau/ He comot shirt to fight. . . not knowing that I hold the pound/ so like Golf Masters. . . soon as the 'Tee off'. . . I’ll give him an 'open round'!!/

- I’m hurting this whóre/ The type of damage no surgeon restore/ Beef with Bis?. . . you’d rather punch through a circular saw!/ This gun hold twenty for 7. . . all week, it be working for sure!/ but I won’t need it to wax his 'Madam'. . . she’ll get murked with 'two swords'!!/ (Madame Tussauds)

- New quatrain. . . same rhyme scheme. . . it’s murder galore!/ I have him laughed out of town. . . you should have heard the guffaw/ I let it ring with three 9’s. . . without alerting the Law/ Call me Ragnar Lothbrok. . . cos I give this 'cat a gat'. . . if he yearning for war!/ (Kattegat)

- This head slinger/ place the metal under his body. . . like bed springers/ cos I’m here to make his sin clear. . . like Villa left winger/ If he come looking for Bis. . . I'll squeeze the index finger/ We look nothing alike. . .but soon as he press my bell. . . he’s a deadringer!!/

- It’s time to end the battle. . . y’all know this sucker done/ cos in each quatrain. . . I gave y’all pun after another pun/ So any voter giving him more than one crit is a fúcking bum/ Let’s keep it 100. . . I just showed y’all . . . why double zero. . . behind the number 1!!!/

007Bruce:
post after me. . .i might take up to 15 minutes

How far? You still dey post?

007Bruce:
post after me. . .i might take up to 15 minutes

Cool. . ..

007Bruce:
Ibime, i'm posting any moment from now. . .

Quote this if you they available

Posting too

007Bruce I see you online. Go post and I follow

I was literally loling out loud when reading Miks verse.

MVGT - Mik

007Bruce:
this is a bad omen. . . . Ok no shìt

Cool. . . thread is created. . . Drop early if possible so I can follow you. I'm expecting inlaws from like 2pm after which posting would be difficult. . . if you have your verse ready tonight sef, I'll follow immediately.

Make una tag everybody to come vote. I go vote later

007Bruce:
mikuz should create the thread we can drop anytime tomorrow...

cc: Mikuz

Bruce abeg you go drop first? My last few battles I drop first, I want chill small and enjoy dropping 2nd.

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007Bruce:
we can have it anytime after saturday...

Your verse is ready. . . . 10-11 short quatrains. . . 40-44 lines or so. . .

lordfalcao:
“We have only Ivanovic’s injury and Courtois recovering, everyone else is available.

“I have four solutions to replace Ivanovic: Azpilicueta, the adaptation of Zouma or Ramires, and then I have Ola Aina: 18 years old, never played a game in the first team, but a guy with a great potential.-Jose mourinho



E be like this baba rahman and papis na waste of fundsfunds

JM dey beef Baba seriously. This one be like personal beef with Emenalo.