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nateevs:
I heard phuckall has changed since I left.

Where you go?

Things have improved slightly. We were 16th when you left and now we are 15th!

TheGoodJoe:
Enrique used to play for Real Madrid.

Difference being he left Madrid to go to Barca as a player

PietroRico:
Torress definitely isn't worse than Falcao
So yes, One may be forgiven for saying selling him was a mistake

You may have a point actually

All our enemies have opinions on past players we sold.

They would soon say selling Torres is the reason for our troubles.

Tbliss12:
Hello Mr Ibime, first I accept the fact that four (4) errors was in my write-up but mistakenly I didn't completely edit them before posting and it has been quoted already meaning when I noticed I couldn't edit anymore. Did I hear you say your HR? Lolz its just a mistake on my own side but its cool you give your HR the best of your instruction.

Shalom!!

No vex . . . 4 errors were in your write up, not was.

I think this is one of the main causes of your current predicament, not just the fact that you finished with a 2.2.

There are many graduates gainfully employed with a 2:2. These errors will give HR the impression that you are not widely read and have no interest in reading (or learning new things). Consequently, they will determine that you are not adaptable or open to new ideas, and are incapable of research whilst on the job.

Just a piece of my mind.

Tbliss12:
Its so pathetic and demoralizing that we leave in a country where certificate is the most sort after by our indigenous firms and even foreign firms.

Sorry, you are unemployable. Quit complaining.

You grammar is at the level of a secondary school leaver and you are here complaining that no one will give you a job.

WTF is "we leave in a country"? No be live again?

WTF is "sort after"? No be sought after?

My friend, go back to school! Your certificate is useless. After passing through the 4 walls of a uni, see the gbagaun you dey drop for here.

Your CV must be littered with gbagaun. Thunder fire my HR staff if they give you a job. Nonsense!

Chelseafan1:
Y'all shud keep blaming Hazard week in, week out while the team generally and the Coach has been useless.

I'm very sure he will do better playing alongside sensible players who hardly waste chances like Ramires and Costa, a team that doesn't need his best attacker to keep defending for them rather than focus more on his attacking duties.

We not talking about whether his teammates are good or not, or whether he created chances or not.

We are simply saying he phocked up on the corner and the team is not in a position to concede goals due to stupidity. It is not the first time either.

Na only you follow Hazard come?

musKeeto:
Lol.

Nigerian politics is about leverage.

Wike has nothing now.
Amaechi will probably be Minister of Niger Delta before the rescheduled elections are held.

Wike may not contest the next elections. His political career is practically over. Without access to federal funds or even state funds, hows he going to run an effective campaign?

He will have sponsors and Godfathers ready to bet on a sure thing. PDP cannot lose in Rivers State due to how the people feel, albeit misguidedly.

After elections, those sponsors will demand repayment from state coffers. Na we the Rivers people go suffer am.

Kolade354:
Mou should just go.
Mou should just go.
We want another manager.
King Carlo where are you?

The team actually worked their socks off for Mou today but several events conspired against us.

This performance was nothing like the others.

I would give it another week to see whether they are still with him.

Bimffo:
Thank You Ibime! Thank You very much.

Thought I was the only one that saw Hazard not marking his man.

But You know, Some people won't blame Hazard.. I just don't know why. Any thing against Hazard, they defend it even when they are wrong!

Don't let Chelseafan1 see this.

As you know he has agreement with Seun that anytime someone writes the name Hazard, it will show in his Mentions.

Chelseafan1:
Tell that to Ibime who can't blame Ramires, Costa but Hazard.

Will you STFU and quit calling my name.

What does TNG know about football? I don't even know what she is referring to, but I cannot begin to question her as she is a woman.

What does Ramires have to do with this? Did Ramires fail to mark his man?

The only person not marking on that corner routine was Hazard who fell asleep and left his man to drift away from him to score.

His job was a simple one which is to stop anybody taking shot from outside the area if the ball drops, but as usual he cannot be trusted to carry out simple instruction.

Next time when men are talking football like Jigsaw is below, don't quote a woman to talk nonsense. I know the sound of Hazard name excites your hormones and turns you into a woman.

JigsawKillah:
Some of us watched the match. . . Others watched the Highlights/Goal.com

Some of us saw that Hazard's lacklustre defending brought about the first goal. . . Others blamed the ones who made an attempt to clear.

Willian. . . what a warrior. . .

The boys have fought hard and played well.

JM has sacrificed the midfield by taking off Ramires for Falcao. West Ham might go on and score 2 more.

Chelseafan1:
Stfu Nigga, why shouldn't I quote you, who the fvcck are you??

I know your hormones start twitching when someone mentions Hazard.

An eediot like you that claimed you would switch to Real Madrid if Hazard moves.

Hazard did not mark his man on the corner, West Ham scored. I and every Chelsea fan have a right to blame him for conceding.

Don't phucking quote me if I didn't mention you, anuofia.

Caaaaaaaaahiiiiiiill!!!

Baba Rahman should come on jor. You can't play 10 men with no overlap.

Chelseafan1:
abeg make we hear word jor, Hazard isn't the problem of your shitty team, remove him na and see if the team can still win anything.

If you hate him personally, that's your own headache, what has the foolish Costa, Ramires and Fabregas done so far.

Don't quote me ninja.

The cockroach Hazard has allowed West Ham to score by not marking his man on the edge of the box, even the commentators are blaming him.

Who would I blame?

Don't phucking quote me again, eediot.

Chelseafan1:
abeg make we hear word jor, Hazard isn't the problem of your shitty team, remove him na and see if the team can still win anything.

If you hate him personally, that's your own headache, what has the foolish Costa, Ramires and Fabregas done so far.

The cockroach Hazard has allowed West Ham to score by not marking his man on the edge of the box, even the commentators are blaming him.

Who would I blame?

Don't phucking quote me again, eediot.

The players are actually working hard and showing fight.

We all expected a tough game from West Ham. They don't give you space, and we weren't giving them space either.

In situations like this, one cockroach falling asleep will ruin the whole game.

Hazard has the blood of a cockroach, like Brazil fans say about Oscar.

Thunder fire Hazard. . . I would take him off right now, the bastard. . . he is sitting on the edge of the box ball watching while Zarate drifts right to finish there. . . .we don't need these blood of cockroach players in this situation. . .

Hausa girls no dey enter beauty pageant

Igbo are the largest migrant group so they represent Hausa states where indigenous people have religious reservations.

That's the simple truth for those wey way want claim their tribe fine pass.


As for me I like Igbo girls personally, but each state would represent themselves if religion allowed them to. . . so it is left to the migrants to pick up the pieces.

Boko Haram should please bomb the National Assembly.

Tired of this comity of thieves.

raumdeuter:
Can we say Mourinho took Chelsea from back to back European winners to European joke they are currently? even crashing out to a 10man team

No, you'd rather say JM took Chelsea from a team that crashes out in UCL Group stage to the semifinal.

A team that never competed for the title in 4 years to competing overnight and winning it.

ShowYourCertificate:
That's your speculation. The drop in other income could also be that the coy sold a piece of land valued at 100k for 1 million last year thereby other income becomes 900k for last year. But in this year, the coy could only sell another parcel of land valued at 100k for the same price at 100k. This will ultimately lead to a reduction in profit from other income by 900k. What was responsible for the devaluation? External factors tied to government policies? A possibility.

This is preposterous. The likelihood of a company disposing assets continually each quarter is low. Any company continually disposing assets is in financial trouble and is trying to liquify it's assets to meet it's day-to-day obligations.

ShowYourCertificate:
I'm glad you agree with me concerning the role of the dullard's government in the 18% increase in cost of sales

No I don't agree with you because the accounts we are discussing are for Q1 2015 when GEJ was in power. Learn to read before jumping feet first and politicising simple issues that a bit of education will help you understand.

Besides it doesn't matter whether it's GEJ or Buhari. The fall in oil prices and subsequent knock-on effect on the value of the Naira is an external (global) factor which does not care whether GEJ or Buhari is in power. Oil price fall and Naira fall started some months before GEJ left office.

Mscheeew. Nigeria is a place where any half-baked dude would start analysing everything through the narrow prism of politics. That you follow politics does not mean you are educated or know what you're talking about and gives you no right to hold a view on technical issues you know nothing about.

ShowYourCertificate:
And what leads to a drop in comprehensive income? Don't external economic factors play a role there?

I never said there was a reduction in the sale of beer, infact I adnitted there was an increase in sales. This further begs the question why the company would make such loss.

There is no loss.

Drop in other income is likely due to the company selling a piece of property/plant/equipment last year but not this.

If your company owns a piece of land valued in your balance sheet at N100k and you sell it for N1m, you have to declare N900k in Other income. In next years accounts, if you don't sell any land, your Other Income would have dropped by N900k on a comparative basis.

This is what has most certainly happened in Guiness case and has nothing to do with politics.

Where you can possibly bring politics into it is to state that Cost of Sales has increased by 18% and this may be caused by increase in fuel costs or inflation or maybe Guiness buy their raw materials in dollars and Naira has devalued since last year so Cost of Sales has increased.

teamchocolate:
In every culture, language is one of the defining components... if u speak yoruba in ur culture, then you are simply yoruba

Stop fooling yourself, yoruba speaking ijaw indeed

The name of his town Kiribo is clearly Ijaw. Kiri means town or land in Ijaw and a large percentage of Ijaw towns bear the name Kiri eg Amakiri, Kiriama etc

How the people identify themselves is not my problem but one can have no problem with a group identifying themselves as ethnically Ijaw even though they are fully culturally assimilated as Yoruba.

ShowYourCertificate:
It's still a loss in relative economics terms. Just like term opportunity cost and real cost in relative economics.

I'm sure you believe that what you typed up there makes sense.

There is an increase in Revenue but a drop in Other Comprehensive Income. Other Comprehensive Income is usually due to a gain on disposal of assets when an asset is sold for more than the carrying value recognised on the balance sheet. It is not an operating income.

Operating income ie income derived from sale of beer is up 3%. Buhari has not stopped Nigerians buying Guiness, have no fear.

Stop trying to make simple things political.

Osyxcel:
What are the factors that account for the increase in cost of sales?

What are the activities from which the "other income' are gotten from? Obviously, the profit decline is causes mainly by the drop in other income

Oya, let's start from there. Since sales slightly increased, that means guys still dey drink wella

There is an increase in revenue so consumer behaviour hasn't changed.

The drop in Other Comprehensive Income is likely to be due to the fact they recognised a gain on disposal of an asset last year and have disposed no assets this year.

The increase in Cost of Sales is 18%. . .3% of which you can tie to increase in revenue. . .so 15% needs explaining. . . I am almost certain that this is due to Foreign Exchange loss and increased Fuel cost, especially if the items that make up their Cost of Sales are sourced in dollars.

IlekeHD:
Ondo Ijaw? Are you smoking? You're not taking Ondo with your deluded ND Repub./Biafra

There are a minority of Ijaws in Ondo

"I was born in the Niger Delta area of Nigeria in a small village called “Kiribo” in Ese-Odo local government area of Ondo State. I come from a small Yoruba –speaking tribe known as “Ijaw-Apoi”

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