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Ha, Bruce gotta be the most consistent ninja at pure punching. Every punch is sweet, 100% unforced, pure witty lines without overdoing to score cheap points. The only iffy line here is the Fulham line.

His punching style is clean as Emaprince. Natural emceeing.

Sorry kid, I give every category to Bruce.

MVGT: Bruce

Well done MuhdG, you just need to concentrate on rhymes, rhymes, rhymes and more rhymes ie learning to get comfortable with multis. Don't worry about punchlines for now because you already have the natural wit. It would be easy to put everything together after you've got the rhymes on lock.

MVGT - Mikuz

dj5naira:
What niggies do for tourneys, you oughta laugh @ my thinking/
Fighters go haywire, signed up ...writin' autographs on their ceilings/

Vets busy makin' dough n all/
System of rules unobserved, number lists of emcee ..no pro to call/

Confused mindset at first, affectin' both slicks and the rookie/
1st 11, 'sub, scribers' opting “in n out” replica to when d.ick meets a pu.ssy!!”/

Finally, the writer's block all fuss/
Preparin' verses, em pastors eager to talk to us/

Archers possessing no Orlando's spirit/
Like boys doin' girls, battlers doin' no-shows . . . re-shootin' the 41st episode of The Sopranos series/

Mik 'pushed, delivered' crazy lines alive/
Laykah 'came out crying' . . . a new baby had arrived/

The goner was losing/
'Obaino jazz' refused to work, should've switched genre of music/

Pundad MIA, his verso n handcraft/ 
No “where” to be found . . . after “wardrobes” were ransacked/

US Open brought alive to the arena, brilliant!/
Goshi never made it to the Finals . . . Serena Williams/

Somebody had to beat somebody which he nicely did/
Sokrates proved he a young son of that militant groupie, ISIS kid/

I'll be 'right-back' with more story line, gatto pause down to the loo, . 'Clichy' wan pee/
Feeling so pressed, I think many witches on me/

I'm away, got goons, monster, archangel/
do rubbish behind my back, get booted out; similar happenings b'tween D.Costa n Gabriel/

The prig brah bitter/
Jigsawkillah/ the big raw nigga/ still believe his 'trade' was rigged, poor dealer/

Blue things they say on thread make me wanna break their thigh too/
Few stans here are dunce, look at the spellings of “Gottoboy, Darkrebel”, they got no “IQ!!”/

Fixtures had men of calibre looking/
Challengers "tired after the second round", "sex with a Calabar woman!!"/

U-20 World Cup '09 rebirth, Obesemf had you Jew tramped/
Winner has emerged and a Ghanaian is the new champ/

Nice summary. . . funny sturvs. .

JM was wrong to attack Eva but her behaviour since then is just nauseating. The physio is getting on with his job and that bytch is acting a primadonna, playing to the public gallery and pulling the feminist card. Worse even, she has become a liar by claiming that the common industrial language of "Filho da Puta" is now "Filha da puta". What an insidious bytch.

Drogba - 7 goals in 6 games in MLS
Lampard - 3 goals in 4 games in MLS

Legends are legends wherever they go.

Riodiao:
Nigeria a country where is ok to steal if your from the North, but if you steal and from the south its corruption. Abacha stole over 100billion dollars yet buhari said he is not corrupt but madueke has a scandal of $20billion she's corrupt . The likes of Gwarzo, al Mustapha stole over $800million dollar yet today they are free men. Atiku is wanted in the USA for the haliburton bribery scandal and corruption but today he is free man , no attempt of arrest has been made on him.madueke has been arrested but saraki is a free man. If your a son or daughter of niger delta this is a wake up call . Now its madueke, Very soon these people will come to your bed and kill you in your sleep. Keep cheering for apc and this government. abacha's govt was characterised with high scale of looting and crruption yet abdusalami came on board and never one day probed abachas administration.our own brother GEJ came on board and for the sake of unity,prosperity and the fear of been from a minority refused to probe previous administration.GEj came on board and uncovered wide spread stealling, irregularities on how the north has milked nigeria for over 40years. Gej decide to empower the south, allowing them to steal and loot to enrich and empower the regoin so tge future of our unborn children will be secured yet we join this people who want to own it all,rule forever to call GEJ names, taunt Gej.just like Fayose said GEJ gave it all like JESUS yet we chastize him,abuse him.today because of Gej we can boast of multi millionaires in the private sector from the south. Today the south can boast of over 300 professors, something that was unimmaginable in the military era. The people in the south are to ignorant and short sighted , over the months iv painstainkingly read on wikipedia about the cause of major Gen Orkar coup, the aburi accord.To all militants in the niger delta, now its the time to show you were fighting in the interest of your people. We are not a coward tribe, we fight for our right and freedom not even britain could conquer us. Enough is enough. If madueke goes down for corruption then IBB,danjuma,abacha,atiku etc must all go to jail too for corruption. Buhari can take the position on nigeria president but he can never take our freedom!

So what is this? Touch not the thief from my village?

Abeg comot make I see road.

If you steal and you end up in trouble, I'm dancing skelewu, whether or not you feel only "our thieves" are being prosecuted.

Nigerians and their foolish "defend your local thief" mentality. Gerrarrahia.

AdeLaNa1:
Abeg someone remind me. Wat match was this??

See Costa leg like Spiderman

SIRcumalot:
I doubt am
Na the rats go comot
his job security is even stronger this time than his first time with CFC.

Well that new 4 year contract will be expensive to pay off.

So many leaks to the press tells me that JM now has enemies in the dressing room. I don't see him surviving the season anymore. He's now talking about 'rats' in his dressing room.

kenonze:
Good.
However not a good idea. UK acted before us. Maybe we shld demand her extradition to enable us get the looted funds.
How come no one heard of her leaving the hospital after discharge or was the arrest done in the hospital.

Madam, UK no be the best place to hide o!

She was not an inpatient in the hospital, just a Daycase patient who comes and goes to the hospital

Im tying this. I woulda given Lahkay but he kept repeating Corn punches which lost their sting after the opener.

Vote - Tie

I swear some ninjas got some social media skills. . . . I enter meeting for 1hr, came back later and my verse had 10 extra likes and 10 extra shares. . . . na una sabi oh. . . maybe Rebel has enemies and they waging a social media war against him by sharing my verse multiple times. . . .hahahaha. . . . BTW, decent comeback by Rebel. . . .

GLACIERZ:
yo Bis . . .how you doing?

Good bro. . . how studies dey go?

CFCfan:
Lost my Dad 2 days ago

My condolences sir

darkenedrebel:
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint

Ibime's an impotent ape... ..from a broken family/ Who says this oaf lives happily/When his 6 year old marriage...is a total tragedy/ He ain't poignant or smart...but a low & rabid pig/ With the brain capacity. ..of a Homo Naledi/

Every night he fÜcks his wife....& has her slipping on his rod/ His little dick up in her crotch/ He slams her really hard ..& hopes a kid or two erupts/But just like Modenine....despite the work that he puts in.......It still yields to no result!/

Coog exposed him as obese... left him disgraced & rattled/ Cos he a brainless fatso/So i ain't talking 'Jos'....when i say Bis is stuck......in a weight-loss 'Plateau'/

Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!

Mourinholic:
Lolzz....One day one of this junks will trespass and vex Ibime,when that happens the only thing we will have to do is to close the Casket and settle with United thread out of court....

I only blame some of our brothers here who go to their threads to troll nonsense, leaving those of us here to suffer repercussions. . .All I can say is unemployment in Nigeria is a massive problem for the youth. . .

lordfalcao:
I see IBIME viewing

My phone was on the page all day e be like.

Congrats O'bis

raumdeuter:
The moment Yaya left the field the play got better and they stopped leaking chances

Yaya is not mobile enough nor has the willpower to play in a pivot anymore. He's a big unit. I'd have him as AM though.

Ibime:
I've stated openly in 2009 that Fab4 is better than Lampard.

I kindly retract this statement. No midfielder in England is better than Lampard. Footie is not only for when the going is good, I need to see character when the going gets tough. The best midfielder is the one that performs when the team is playing well and when it is not.

FBS:
"The word from inside Chelsea on Baba Rahman is that he's a bit rash. Maybe tonight under the spotlight Jose Mourinho probably thought he couldn't leave out Branislav Ivanovic by moving Cesar Azpilicueta to the right.

"In the second half Porto were all over them and Begovic was probably Chelsea's man of the match, but overall their performance wasn't bad." BBC.

Dem no know this one when dem buy the one-season Bundesliga wonder?

At least Keky and Pataki will not come here to celebrate today

Jose's got 2 games to retain my support

Meanwhile make I take Arsenal result hold myself.

Ivanovic is a complete wasteman

Fabregas done abandon midfield entirely

Guy Hillion get eye abeg. He's been pushing Chelsea to sign Imbula for 4 years. Shame he plays same left side as Matic

Just 7 minutes Ramires was asked to play Matic role alone (with Fabregas), we conceded about 7 chances.

Ninjas don't realise how overworked Matic is. That's the hardest position to play on this team because you are working alone

The midfield has gone to pot

Ramires no fit even trap ball

At least Costa came to play today, not fight

Ivanovic getting washed all day long

Hehehehe. My Chelsea done turn to Arsenal. Now conceding corners like some ninnies