₦airaland Forum

Bimffo:
Oscar? When Lampard was preparing to leave Chelsea, I said Oscar is a future replacement for Lampard. I have repented from my stupidity since.

No 1 would agree with me, but Oscar was below average Yesterday. So Oscar in the middle of the park is a no no for me.

Mikel? This is not wallsaw.

Ramires? Bailed Us out yesterday day, but if he had started the match, it would have been the same complain.

Loftus Cheek? Mou should give this guy a chance and go 4-3-3. 4-2-3-1 is Casted.

If You wanna put a 4-2-3-1 formation in disarray, Just attack the Pivot.

In the 1st half yesterday , Fabregas was shît, not because he played shît, but because Colback and Anita didn't let him rest when he was on the ball, and when he needed to win the ball, it was 1 against 3. Fab against Colback, Anita and Wijnaldum. We all know that's impossible for Fab.

Loftus Cheek can help out the defence and still create Chances in front. And even If Van Gikel or Romeu were around, we still need to go 4-3-3. Push Hazard and Pedro further and let us attack the opposition flanks.

I have been lamenting for this for the past 4 weeks, I don't even know what to do to get RLC on the team sheet and sacrifice any1 playing the position number 10. That position is so useless to me, Walahi.

Bimffo:
Actually, the solution lies within the squad. You are not just taking a closer look.

Greatihex:
fabregas is nt short, rather he was nt fit nd was nt playing wt zeal nd passion. Dis was d same 4 matic. The two were d main problem we had, i.e. d midfield. The midfield was so free 4 newcastle. They parked d midfield nd choked fabregas, nd matic was nt helping at all.
My suggestion is that mou shld gv mikel d chance to prove wat he cn do in dat midfield. He shld start parking dat midfield. Teams hv discovered d weakness in dat midfield wich is lack of strength and power.

grayline:
I flip better puns than Ibime and Rocco/ and my punches be coming in combos/it’s no joke/ that I 'don't talk much' doesn't mean I'm a 'slowspoke'/ this vet 'knows' more than 'Pinnochio'! /

Out of Naija bagging cool cash/from Chad to Cuba/ I'm stacking moolah/ I don't have to prove that/ cuz I don't brag with u faggs/ I make my life like a movie. . .but it's not cast to suit ya!/

shining and rocking with the blings/ gold-digging bitches coming for a fling/ putting my fat cóck inside the chicks/ and like a bee, I bump em with a sting/after tossing em the clinks/  they awe and 'Marvel' at the f*uking size of 'The Thing'!/ 

things don dey change/ and niggas not the same/ in this so-called hall of fame/ I could easily drop a sage/ and stop his fame/ without much delay/ cuz most of y'all so fvcking lame/ I don't see jabs or punches....it's like a soccer game!!

lame niggas got 'local booze in jars'/ and claim they got 'brutish bars'/ mine are too bizarre for weak goons to spar/ bitches stretching lines like 'judo stars'/ I 'outshine' em like I'm 'Lucifer'/ my flow standard is Jupiter/ it’s "out of this world" like a 'track' from "Bruno Mars!!"

Happy Sunday my people!

HungerBAD:
Universally, anything up to $10.000, even if the post erroneously said it's $5000, not reported to the Customs at the Airport is an offense.

This is not a tribal thing.

Those Trying To Make this a witch hunt thing, are full of mischief.

All the traders needed to do was declare their MONEY.

Trying to sneak a large amount of money out of the country, knowingly or not, is an offense.

They broke the law, and there are consequences for that. And remember, ignorance is not an excuse before the law, incase they claim they did not know they were breaking the law.

darkenedrebel:
i gotta say, I'm not happy with the way things are lethargic here.
i thought we are all on holiday [Barka de sallah ] & we would maximize it to the fullest.

first of all elymax went AWOL & left coogar hanging.
liricyst has also disappeared
the turn out for the audio tourney is also nothing to write home about.
even Ibime & Co. that were tagged as judges snubbed it, & because of that a lot of you followed suit. even those known to spit vocally.

meanwhile a lot of rap forums have audio battles from time to time, & all i'm trying to do is make sure we are not lagging behind..


have you all lost the zest or what?
this week is like the only period i got time to do these things I love doing, cos from next week work returns.

you guys need to buckle up. the mods especially.
cos here is too dull.
RG is bubbling right now & I think we need to imitate the way they run things there

raumdeuter:
Tell me what Boateng was supposed to do in each of those gif situations

The one Messi had hummels beat and was on the line what was he supposed to do

2, The one Messi went past midfielders and was approachoing Boateng what was he supposed to do?

3. the one Aguero had already beaten Schweini for pace and was about taking him down the line what was he supposed to do?

4. The one in the 90min when the Argie attacker broke free from the center what was he supposed to do?

Aside from his excellent build up play and distribution those were his last ditch tackles to cover the forkup of his teammates

raumdeuter:
This is how you beast a final
Molest Messi
https://j.gifs.com/m2Gobx.gif

https://j.gifs.com/vpzaNZ.gif

Add Aguero to it
https://j.gifs.com/KBEPMZ.gif

https://j.gifs.com/vbo79r.gif

SHow me ANY defender who has performed like this in a major final

Nihilist:
Mutu was worldclass at Chelsea...He was at the zenith of his career when he got done for using fishscale.

raumdeuter:
VDS had poor spells Started with promise well above average in Ajax. Went full reetard in Juve and Fulham. Had good stints in Man utd especially around 2009-2010 and his weakness for shots on his Left hand side. Still had the experience to make it work in Man utd.

It can be argued that he might not have world class talent but his calmness and experience made him at least a very good keeper e.g Jens Lehmann

If most mention the top 5 keepers of the past 20yrs VDS might be omitted in many evaluations

darkenedrebel:
maybe he doesn't know of the brawl yet cos he hasn't been around since friday when it was announced

humblesteve:
Diego Costa has been charged for an alleged act of violent conduct
which was not seen by the match officials but caught on video. The
Chelsea forward was involved in an incident with Arsenal’s Laurent
Koscielny in the 43rd minute of the game. He has until 6pm tomorrow
[Tuesday 22 September 2015] to reply.
Off the ball incidents which are not seen at the time by the match
officials are referred to a panel of three former elite referees. Each
referee panel member will review the video footage independently of
one another to determine whether they consider it a sending-off
offence. For retrospective action to be taken, and an FA charge to
follow, the decision by the panel must be unanimous.
Arsenal defender Gabriel has been charged with improper conduct for
his behaviour following his dismissal, whilst team-mate Santi Cazorla
has been warned for his behaviour following his sending off.
Finally, both clubs have been charged for failing to control their
players under FA Rule E20.
Both clubs and Gabriel have until 6pm on Thursday [24 September
2015] to reply.

MaziOmenuko:
After enduring 2 miserable goals in 6 attempts, I sold Pelle to buy Betenke(c) and he trolls me by scoring 2 goals while Benteke couldnt even last past 45mins. I've been enduring Sanchez like forever now, I guess he's waiting for me to sell him too before he starts scoring.


Cant believe I'm stuck at 2nd page after gameweek 6...the league is getting tougher.

Bashmantech:
I don taya to dey plan every week.... everything go still back fire.. why this thing no b like PS.. weh na me go control them... Apart from Mahrez... awon yoku, smellos, even Kolarov, carry 0 come, y hin play,... Silva go carry injury.. I jus dey vex. . Next week again, person go still come back come lament.. to get 50 con turn war.... nawa oo

AirborneLacer:
A hell lot of things went south this weekend. Congrats on your victory.

Griffon:
[size=15pt]Ipukulubiye FC Vs Saturn Cavaliers[/size]

Managers: Mpakaboari Orubebe Ebieberi-JackDaniel - Sam Footie-meister

FA Cup Position: 3rd - 2nd

Form: WWWL - WLWW

A sublime start to the season has resulted in Saturn Cavaliers FC occupying a position not too far from crowning them champions of the FA Cup. Twelve points accumulated from a possible fifteen available, sees Cavaliers three points behind the FA Cup leaders and surprise package, Dreamteam FC.

It has been an impressive start for Manager Sam and his boys, but with Ipukulubiye FC opponents this weekend, does history bode well for Sam or is it about to see him receive a kick in the nether regions?

Ipukulubiye are household name in the country having won the FA Cup and the League titles in the past. Their fine form to the season only hit a snag last week when they narrowly lost to Ayew Ghana Dance in Kumasi. This would be the first time ever the Cavaliers would be squaring up against the former Champions in a Cup game and Ipukulubiye's manager Mpakaboari Orubebe Ebieberi-JackDaniel a.k.a Ibime enters this match knowing that during his reigns at Ipukulubiye he has never lost an FA Cup game to Sam Footie-meister a.k.a Airbornelacer.

Term it David against Goliath, but this fixture promises to deliver enough bloodshed, the like which have not been seen since WW2. Both teams are certainly out to make a point and the managers out to stake a claim of who is better.

MaziOmenuko:
Mukina2 and isSheGonePop, please endeavour to give me my own 3points when we meet: all the 3 points you people are sharing, no be say e go reach my turn now una go open eye, play triple captain and bench boost for my head.

Thank you in advance.

Ibime:
Analysis galore. Anyway, this our problem done pass tactics. It is spiritual, which is why I'm taking a trip home to sacrifice 2 white goats to Fenibeso.

Bashmantech:
this FPL people, ojoro don dey enter oo.. most of the BP awarded today, I no agree at all. Mahrez 2, Butland 2, even Sagna 2..
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BTW, they gave Sanchez assist for the second goal against palace, today, hazard goal.. remember d Silva/Yaya Toure incident... I jus weak...

Pataki:
So airmiles too na rapper? As for Ibime, I don challenge am so tey.....na ramirez and emenalo rhymes I go use cremate am for the rap section.

Ksslib:
we like the nigerian army... 'Pep' salutes...how we defend bauchi & 'guard yola'!/

darkenedrebel:
METAPHOR HEAVEN


Ibime's a bïtch....He should be Cheerleading/ Before this Feared Griffin/ & Unfair Villain/ Will have his Head Reeling/ My fists are metallic, they're known to Wreck Ceilings/Last time I 'Shadow boxed'.....Y'all saw the 'Air Bleeding'/

I was born to spazz, I'm God of Rap/ & my verses put my country...On the fücking map/ Me & Lebanese cripples.....we run the track/ While Nature 'applauds' us.....with 'Thunder Claps'!/

I'm Adolf Hitler, & in this Holocaust/ I'm prone to bust/ If a foe erupts/I digest , do coke & drugs/ & there's jagged chain-saws....in my Vocal Box/

I speak like a gun...call me a Uzi rambling/In the Zulu Language/ I'm rich,young...& i live in a Behind Surrounding/ My apartment stinks money, i got a Pool around it/ & my room is soundproof..cos I cause a lot of noise....when I'm Püssy Pounding!/

I'm Amon Goeth with words, an evil Linguist/ Wooing Mamasitas - with the Sleekest English/ I got lady lovers, that skim my lyrics/ Gurgle, Mimi, & even Creamish/ All want a big bad bite.....of my Skinny Pënis/

I'm Half-Alien,Arabian & a Crude Assassin/ Check my wrist motherfucker, my Hublot's Classic/ & the specs on my face, ain't MrsPhyno's Glasses/ DarkRebel is the name...you can google search it/Slamming bodies of rappers.......Like Judo Classes/

I rupture sutures, I'm a Palm-nut Vulture/Ghostwrote for Tupac, gave his bars a structure/Raught Nas how to rhyme cos I carved this culture/Then penned lines for Coogar....so he could go deal with Sid.......Like Agriculture!/

I'll hand out torture, to these Phony Bozos/ Ema & Ely, & Kr0ne are Homos/ This triumvirate of gays, will be going Loco/ Cos soon as I arrive.....I'll be 'chasing these 3 bitchës'....Like I'm 'MojoJojo'

Warriblood talked pants, about my Georgous Empire/ I'll tromp the dumb sire/ & stomp the damned liar/ Then pay some Eye Boys dough.....to come after Blood.....Like Hungry Vampires!/

My wordsplays are hell, you better praise/ or get decked & raped/ It'd be a online onslaught, when I get grenades/ To blow you on Ikeji's Blog'....after you 'see Linda'....like a 'Geometric Shape'!/

I'm Africa's finest, a Fantastic Writer/ Dragon Rider/ Melting through metal plates....with my Saliva/Study my blueprints ninjas, you'll be riser Higher/ Cos my bars will take you places..........Taxi Driver!/



Bars!

obainojazz:
Mama sick,lost to jig...and they said I aint gonn ball again/ but I gats be my own man...and I promise my bars'll maim/ any niggar dat calls my name/...coz the jazz crazy as ffuck...sky dived 48000fts...and i landed,.. On the wall of fame