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Williaaaaaan!!!

Raumdeuter opening his big mouth due to his own self importance

Ivanovic just got washed for the goal. 100% culpable

mikuz:
So ThePrekky still dey battle?

Reading one of his verses now.

Ibime, EmaPrince, Coogar come see o.

Post am

Fab4 and Pedro playing well so far

raumdeuter:
I remember telling SHekpe fans that ivanovic wasnt the problem that they should look closer at Matic

Last weekend Matic was one of the first to be removed Ivanovic played all 90. Today mourinho isnt starting Matic Ivanovic is starting

Chelsea fans keep moaning about Ivanovic yet the coach Mourinho benched Matic and Ikedia not Ivanovic

Either Mourinho is blind, Trying to intentionally lose this game or the Chelsea fans are mostly morr0ns

Nihilist bring you yeye mouth here and come prostrate for Ivanovic to apologize or you admit your coach is clueless

Its due to Leadership vacuum, loyalty and Baba Rahmans lack of fitness.

Having dropped the captain, you can't drop the vice also.

Also there are no alternatives to Iva. Rahman is not fit, and not very good from what I've seen so far.

coogar:
how so?
clips' dad didn't rat on anyone. he's proven that already.
he said when people rat, their families get moved, their identities changed, etc.
where have you ever heard of a snitch sitting his arse in jail for decades?

abeggi.....all that yarns na rap battle. the paper work loaded threw into the crowd
could be anything he forged or printed himself to sway the battle. none of us saw the
contents of it. in battle rap, any kinda story can be brought up to sway votes. i do not
believe clips' dad is a rat and his family is still in harlem.

Have you heard this song? Shyt is real out here in the streets for Clips. That's one of the ninjas whose father Charlies pops snitched on. Loaded Lux convinced everyone that Clips pops did not get a lighter sentence because he was lie-snitching


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tu1cTf1_lY

Emaprince:
Coogar, loaded lux' 3rd round is bloody o! He went too deep with the personal.

I think in that bout, lux focused more on personals than bars. Clip had a lotta bars even in the 3rd round. Just that lux personal, especially the paper work thing weakened those bars. It really affected clips. Plus I love the way lux picked his words in rhyming which made it a perfect round for him.

IMO, I'll call that brawl a TIE. Clips had 1st round and lux won the 3rd. The 2nd can go either way.

Clips won the battle 2-1 but lost the war. At this point, he should retire from Battle Rap and find another career. He gets paid pennies and his pops issue will always haunt him in battles and now, in the streets as well. Some ninjas are even looking for him over his pops matter.

kr0ne:
Seriously, I don't know which to follow - YouTube audio pronunciation or the dictionary's. As for the YouTube, I just listened to it now via the link below, and it sounds exactly as you supposed it. On audio, it would have been perfect.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URUAUygynw

As the Youtube clearly showns the local pronunciation is haarguhn. The English pronunciation is hay guhn.

the haa sound in local etymology is almost Germanic in nature. . . .it comes with a harsh sound and phleghm in the back of the throat when you say it. . . . There is no English vowel which is exact but it is similar to the same sound when you say Prague, Haarlem, Haagstraat, De Graafschapp. . . even better, Haagen Das . . . . carrying on, the closest English vowel is the sound you make when you say hard, lard, fart, jarred, car. . . . as you can see, even the picture you put up uses CAR as the way to pronounce the AA.

Nothing like "hagging" which sounds like bag, stag, jag.


I don't even know why the debate, the punch was weak sef. What does cop in hagging mean to the average citizen?

kr0ne:
Ibime, Elymaxiimus was on point with the hagging wordplay. It's an American slang for men competing to fu-ck old women. If we can accept 'metaphor' why not this one?

But Copenhagen does not sound like Copenhagging

How many readers sabi wetin be hagging sef? I've never heard it in a song nor seen it referenced in a movie.

Emaprince:
Ksslib, here is the battle..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-k3kMqSmoA

Hahaha. Danny Myers is a wicked man. Thank the Lord she ain't got another round of this shyt.

7 games, 6 wins. . . forward. . .

desmondDessi:


Ely Unisex....Lmoa

Thats a crazy witty line. . . shout outs to that line

Mourinholic:
He is saying the truth tho......You won't find Crouch,Gomis and Chamakh in LA liga......

Things I would do to have Konoplyanka in my team.....

Crouch has a good touch actually. If Manucho and Nicola Zigic could succeed in Spain being 2.5m tall with a donkeys touch, all this one na yarn.

Konoplyanka should focus on getting Sevilla off the foot of the table.

ELYMAXiimus:
ibime pls take a look

At wetin?

How you pronounce am for your battle again. Remember you are chatting to a nigga who's been there.

The Anglo countries pronounce hay gen. The locals pronounce haargen. Nothing like hagging.

footreja:
At ibime, does appendicitis well-worded as 'a pen decide this' '? I thought the last syllable did not sound 'this' but 'tis' to me. Cos i thought coogar forced it. It was clear coogar won the brawl though.

Americans pronounce their ts as ds so it is a perfectly legitimate wordplay given the default accent in rap is yankee.

The iffy wordplay in that battle is cope in hagging and suck sid.

Max lost this battle on the opener. I didn't understand that Cope in Hagging line at all and Coogars opener was the best line of the whole battle ie appendicitis. Copenhagen is pronounced cope in hay gin so Max lost me there.

However Max spent the rest of the battle landing some witty punches. Some of Coogars bars flew over my head eg Ese Walters, Vasily Zaitsev, Metaphor cos I don't know the background story but in the end although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc although I must laud a good effort against the odds and say forget about deactivating moniker on this performance. Besides I'm sure both emcees are grown up enough not to hold such grudge.


Opener - Coog
Rhymes - Coog
Metas - Coog
Punchlines - Max (I prefer witty and direct attacks)
Wordplays - Tie (Coog had the best but Max had more volume)
Flow - Max
Personals - NA
Closer - Coog (Maxs killer bean flew over my head. Its too niche if you have to put it in parenthesis)

Vote - Coog

CaptAwesome:
Knock knock.....hello.....the captain is here!...

Welcome. . . . we can't have two Captains here. . . you and Captainflash have to battle for the name. . .

Man, devil is really on this ninjas shoulder. . . calm down fella. . .

darkenedrebel:
don't you ever quote me to insult me in your life. the fact that I give you respect doesn't mean you should abuse it.

this is not the battle thread..this is the chat room & I am not swaying.. since I've been debarred from voting, I have to make.my analysis of the battle here..

in your first battle with coogar that Mikuz opened without your consent..didn't you being out lines you thought were generic im his verse?
like I said..this is not a hate analysis but a logical & honest one..


I'll let it go this time around..but if you ever quote me to insult me again..it would be a different story..

Quit swaying ninja. . . . . . respect battle ettiquette, daz all.

There's nothing logical and honest in your critique and Max don't wanna hear it.

Rebel wins easily with nameplays and because he preempted Lyricist coming with science lines. . . and what is the first thing Lyricist does? He starts with science line. . . which Rebel has already taken the sting out of.


MVGT - Rebel.



Question for Lyricist - Why must I read 4 bars before seeing a punch?

Question for Rebel - Why must I read 5 bars before seeing a punch.

This new style of longing out buildups on Nairaland no be am at all.

Obese you need to learn multis fast to get further. I don't know whether Ice ran out of energy and couldn't bother scripting.

Puberty rites line wins this for Obese

MVGT: Obese

This battle sucks. Mikuz was weak, Obese was better by his standards. In Mikuz case, when you come weaker than people expect, a lesser opponent can carry the vote.

All in all rhymes goes to Mikuz, Flow goes to Obese.

Metaphors, wordplay were largely non existent

Punches - Weapon fashioned and transparent vs Pull yourself together, Ma hammer and MF Doom - slightly in favour of Mikuz because the Pull yourself together was the only haymaker in the battle

MVGT - Mikuz

This is an easy one so I'll get it out the way first.

Ice put up a decent fight although some reaches in wordplay there, but Mikuz wins this easily. The first 3 punches of Mikuz basically wrapped this up

MVGT - Mikuz

Greatihex:
bt u watched mikel under RDM. Wasn't he d main man in dat midfield? That was hw u always cast ramires, bt luk at hw he has played beta than ur best players in the last two matches. He bailed us yesterday o.

His job under RDM was simply to hold on to possession. We parked the bus with Lampard, Meireles and Ramires beside him. Opponents had no space to run into because there were 10 men sitting in a compressed area, not because Mikel was solid defensively.

Ask me how Mikel played under RDM in normal circumstances, go and see how Mikel opened nyash vs Juventus, Shakhtar Donetsk, West Ham and co and got RDM the sack because of his incompetence.

Beyond that, just drop this Mikel talk because I cannot waste one second arguing whether there is any future in a 35 year old man manning our midfield. Do you enjoy lieing to yourself? Are you so corrupt in thinking that you think man can cheat age? The same Mikel that 34 year old P Square call their big brother for Pepsi Academy. Someone who was playing in Nigerian league 13 gears ago and still claiming 28 years old. Abegi, no disturb us with Mikel talk again.

lalaboi:
Sold sanchez after keeping faith with for so long and he does this. . . . .I am hurt

Wailing wailer

Greatihex:
it is nt true. I dnt agree wt u. When was d last time mikel played 3 straight matches 4 90mins. Hw do u expect hm to hv that sharpness nd match fitness. That is d problem.

How old is Mikel? When has Mikel ever been sharp?

Why do Nigerians like lieing to themselves? Sending out a 35 year old man to do the job of a 25 year old.

The same Mikel that senior P Square in Pepsi Academy in Jos?

Blow, they'll find your thoughts on a paper/
For thinking I'm Math. . . Cal, c u later/
Phock with me, I'll have niggas after the show waiting/
As soon as 'Cal see em'. . . they'll have his bones breaking/ - Tay Roc vs Calicoe

I ain't gon say you was skinny dipping with niggas/
But in that picture, you was skinny dipping with invisible bytches/ - Tay Roc vs Calicoe

hahahaha

You know about Antonym and synonym?/
Well, if I catch your Aunt and em, guess where I'm sending em/ - Tay Roc

The guage'll hit him/
Take his work from him, and say it's mine. . . that's plagiarism!/ - Tay Roc vs Calicoe, SM5

So Michel Platini has been taking bribes as well? Hehehe. Breeze done blow.