₦airaland Forum

coogar:
if he's dirty, how come the nosey americans couldn't find any germ of evidence against sepp. i hate americans & the hypocritical brits.

that brainless cameron too was saying sepp shoulda resigned. where was cameron's resignation letter when his MPs were making bogus claims to steal from people's taxes.

sepp is god!
i don't even care what people say about him. under his watch, asia & africa hosted the world cup successfully. that is enough for me!

FBS:
abegi. is you saying that Europe aint corrupt? How can they arrest 14 of his top generals for fraud and He (Sepp) says he knows nothing about it or is he from Ghana? abi Russia no be part of UEFA? You wont find a more corrupt nation on earth.
And now all of a sudden, Michelline is championing the righteous cause. where him dey before? This should have been done a long time ago.
This is nothing but political power at play.

Football politics is all about self-interest.

If you are a true Nigerian or Super Eagles fan, you should hate FIFA.

When Maigari, Pinnick and all the crooks at NFF chop Super Eagles money, pick players who bribe them and absolutely rubbish our team, What happens? Presidency will suspend NFF, then Blatter will ride to the rescue of his fellow corrupt mafians, threaten to ban Nigeria and dismiss all allegations of corruption against them without investigation. Thís policy of protecting their corrupt henchmen is what keeps African football down.

Sepp is harmful to African football.

Nihilist:
Don Sepp 'Corleone' Blatter is on a different level.

He wasn't even voted in....All his opponents withdrew.

Only God knows what sort of dirt Sepp has on the elite in FIFA.

Sepp is what the jamos call a Don Dada

lol. So even that Prince wetin be him name withdraw. This is some Don Kluminati shyt!

FBS:
mehn. Totally hate the way this FIFA thingy is going. The media is making it to look like .

The bad and corrupt countries - Africa (Caf), Asia (Afc) , Oceania, North and Central America (Concacaf), South America (Conmebol)

vs

Europe - the clean, honest and good guys. -( minus Russia of course )


[s]Blimey! can someone talk to that Nigerian delegate to shut his mouth for good? [/s]

That is the way it is, not how the media is making it look

Europe should pull out of FIFA and see if those corrupt rats can play any legitimate World Cup without European teams present.

Garri "Clean sweep" Cahill - the fastest player to win every major trophy in club football. It only took him 3.5 years.

Champions League - check
Europa League - check
Premier League - check
FA Cup - check
League Cup - check

When your agent tells you Chelsea FC are interested in you, please follow Gary Cahills lead if you want to complete your CV. Dont do an Alexis Sanchez and waste your talent on a club that will not add to your CV!

raumdeuter:
I am now a member of the elite group of Fantasy players

Welcome to the club, but even the club get upper and lower chambers - to join the upper chambers, you need a league winners medal. And if you want to be a Lord, you need both the league and FA Cup like me, Azpekuliar and TBoogie.

Thís picture sums up my whole academic career.

Na Red Bull and Cola Nut we dey take write exam after spending one night revising the whole years work.

Thats the most common snake in Nigeria - The green tree snake.

It ain't poisonous. We used to kill one every month in my grandmums house.

I'm feeling Bruce and 5Nairas back to backs. That's what FFR is about

Stupidity of the African man.

Busy hailing the family members of his oppressors when the sight of them should make him angry

Lindaikeji, Nairaland keep promoting thís stüpidity on their front page. If it's not Fayoses son flaunting our stolen commonwealth in our face, it will be Bode George's son or Atikus daughter. Nairaland will label it "beautiful picture of X and Y" and the foolish sheep that we call our fellow citizens will like the picture and claim they are beautiful.

Why not educate the people as to how Isabela Dos Santos became Africas richest woman by stealing Angolas commonwealth and granting herself import waivers whilst pegging everyone else's at 40% so they can't do business. Instead lalasticlala will label her beautiful and send her to front page. And the worship of our oppressors continues.

lasstropinky:
Am on it again... here to expose the Ladies on their secret way of admiring guys.Let's get it done

1. VOICE: If you have such a thin,rythmic all the way Lovely voice it takes small time You get many admirers from the Lady's crew.

2. ACCENTS: A Prof once asked a guy if he truly was a graduate. Why? because he said the guy spoke English like a farmer. Good accent makes you unique and uniqueness earn you a lot of admiration from the Lady's crew.

3.TALENT: You ever wonder why Ladies keep falling for Davido or why 2baba dey impregnate anything impregnatable? it's talent. Two talents Ladies admire in guys are Dancing and Singing. I have the latter.

4. BRILLIANCY: No much explanation brilliancy is an automatic door for admiration.

5. CALMNESS : She just keep staring at you as you sat down there in perfect Calmness and Gentleness in the face of Trouble.

What is the meaning of Brilliancy?

Una no go finish us with gbagaun for NL.

These guys are clowns. . .

The legend DD carried off in 28th minute substitution.

If I be ref, I for give all of them yellow card for time-wasting

That Liverpool result na the kain result that gets managers the sack.

Brendan should be careful o.

Una dey craze ni!



Wow, this was a great performance by all.

ObeseMF started off Professional as always, with clear flows, delivery and mic-prsence

Limerick prolly did the best tongue-twisting sequence ever heard on these boards. That was a crazy flow at the end there boy. I need to get my pad and take notes!

Giyazz was cool, clear and great flow and multis.

Sosiqdude is just the coolest guy in the group. . .too much charisma and swag. . . his entrance was like Rakim . . . .I'm the man. . . . .step aside bytch/ I sell trouble, you chumps don't wanna buy shyt!!!!

Navas, as always a pro on the mic. The flow on the last 12 bars was like Mos Def. . . . in short Mos Def should listen to his verse, he would be proud.


All did well. not a single flow out of beat. Bravo.

I'm starting to learn how Kr0ne beat the great Ibime in battle last year!!!

This nigga is the Tony Anenih of Nairaland.

If Kr0ne can swing the Miss Nairaland vote toward TohPaz, then I know his grassroots following is strong!!!


Kr0ne, we need to yarn how to utilise your strong political backbone and turn it into financial capital.

AirborneLacer:
It's a hell lot of sentimental call, believe me.

Some section thinks keeping Cech and cashing on Courtois is the best business to do, whilst some other section thinks selling an older Cech and keeping a younger Courtois is the best decision to make.

This is just the kinda clusterfuck you get when you have two amazing goalies in a team.

Would selling Cech to United turn out to be a colossal mistake? Well, I wouldn't be quick to give an affirmative response to that.

He's just a man with two hands, he concedes goals and is no god. For all De Gea's heroics and spectacular saves this season, Utd still finished 4th on the log.

I'm not worried.

There are goalkeepers and there are goalkeepers!

Cech is the only Goalkeeper I know that won Champions League almost single-handedly

Raumdeuter even had to go to his village dibia to lay curses on Cech after that Champions League campaign

AirborneLacer:
Seems like Old Trafford is Cech's new destination after all.

I would rather sell Courtois for £35-£40m and keep Cech.

He is young for a goalie. . . . has at least another 5 years at the very top.

Chelsea should not make this mistake. . . . sell him abroad if we must.

This is how you beat a player with touch only. . . .


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Nihilist:
Bale or Fried Reus for me mehn....

No need spending 50 million on winger with career best of 7 assists.

No beef but he can't shoot from range and his finishing up front is not the best. Honestly speaking, Sterling's game is not too different from Wright Phillips's

Is he a good player? Oh yes!

Worth 50 mill? Hell no!

Sterling is a link player. The only point you have is that he can't shoot well. In terms of linking up with his midfield, he's exactly what you want from a winger. Thats why Bayern see him as replacement for Ribery and thats who his play most resembles.

Speaking of SWP, we should be talking of Cuadrado.

MaziOmenuko:
iv. ibime won the maiden edition of the league.

Ibime did not win the maiden edition of the league. This is a lie concocted by my detractors to make you think I won it back when Thunder Balogun was still playing football.

I won the most competitive season of the league in 2012.

The honour roll reads as below:

2009: Galacticos
2010: Mubz
2011: TBoogie
2012: Ibime
2013: Azpeculiar
2014: Ritchboi


We await Is she gone pop in the Hall of Fame.

There were several minor leagues in 2007/2008.

2009 was the season when we amalgamated all the leagues and it became the popular game it is with over 100 players participating every season right from 2010 till date.

azpekuliar:
...and history beckons!

First manager to win back-2-back FA Cup titles

The manager with the most titles - 1 League, 2 FA cups..

The making of a Nairaland Fantasy League Legend!

I'm summoning prayer and fasting to put an end to thís. You shall not overtake me by fire or force IJN!

khanye:
Cuadrado will come good, Jose should've kept Salah tho.

Cuadrado will never come good. Quote me anywhere. You either got it or you aint. I wonder what Jose, Emenalo and Chelsea scouts were scouting.

nateevs:
Hehehe. I don't see Cuadrdo on your list. What happens to him?

I think I heard Jose say Traore is not coming back. So that one might be closed.

Meanwhile, don't you think that if Fab gets injured next season, our numbers go fall seriously with Willian in number 10.

What Traore is not coming back? As in they are selling him?

Whilst wasteman like Cuadrado remains in the squad?

nateevs:
Hehehe. How times have changed.


Meanwhile, I am thinking we should be in the race for Sterling instead of Griezmann (and I really want Griezman). For me, Vidal, Koke and Sterling, DD might go (bring back Bamford) and my summer is done.

I don't like signing a ninja for double the price he was sold at last year so my principles don't agree with Griezmann.

I am even happy with your boy Mirallas for £10m as his contract expires soon.

Mirallas, Willian, Hazard and Traore as the four wingers for me!

Traore to also serve as the 3rd striker to allow Bamford get an EPL loan.

Also wouldn't mind Aubameyang as the 2nd striker - he can also play on the wing while waiting for Costa to pop his hamstring or pick up a suspension.

Fabregas and Willian kwatar for no10 position. Oscar out the door.

Matic, Witsel, Jordie Clasie and RLC for the pivot.

Thís summer go quiet thanks to Mourinho.

If na another summer, discord will be sown amongst the brothers as they argue which passengers need to be sold to make the team successful again.

mikuz:
Rubbish

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You fools be gaining no stripes/ your verses show us you plainly in strife/
Y'll parading the site/ with weak bars and senseless phrases you write/
You pigs are a disgrace to your kind, you ll never deliver till you grow old like Abraham's wife!/

We blazing you dykes/
But we ll blow y'll into the air when we gun ya @ss all daylong/
cos we known to blast 'bottoms up' like fans of Trey Songs!/

Our raps are more pleasant than your freshiest fragrance/
But y'll struggle with grammer like Ebele Patience/
We niggas that kidnap politicians who launder and embezzle great rents/
But your people are broke,
. . If we abduct you, ya fam still wont RAISE RANSOM if they were FELA'S PARENTS !/

You've all ran outta bars, you like pastors . . you drop verses only in churches/
We leave jokers in crutches/ and inflict opposers with losses/
But we won't STUPEFY 2FACE'S WIFE until we DAZE ANI like the "minister of petroleum resources"!/

We aint like y'll who rhyme with a whole lot of curses/
We known to dismiss fakers and throw tear gas at rusty boys/
We got a free will to use all sorts pollysyllabic schemes . . even DSTV brands that a MULTICHOICE!/

Anyone who object our "Leadership" ll get spanked with a club or backhand/
. . and "The nation" will read it on "Pm news" that we murked your damn fam/
When we breached the security without caring about what the "Guard yarn"!/

We snatch bbitches in skin tights/ while we engage their bfs in fistfights/
We nail their eyes to their posteriors till we give 'em an hindsight!/

Every one of us has drilled ya girl/ we 've all played her like Splinter Cell/
Emeka and Kunle's ddick has make her scream and yell/
Her clit is now as wide as a real large well/
Ask the AFRO SINGER she's ready to ssex AMOKACHI after you see her KISS DANIEL!/

While you ll writting nonsense in the chatroom, we here spitting sickness to prove we wiser/
On audios, we come brute and tighter/ and we pen better than Zulu writers/
Ffuck an OVERSEER, we got EXCELLENT BRIMS ON MA CAPS . . SUPERVISORS!/

Ya girl is in love with big ccocks/
After each round of ssex she sucks us the way a kid sucks a pin pop/
Now we use her cunt as Wifi, cos when we through with ddicking her . . her clit becomes a Hotspot!/

Mikuz!!!

Thís section still dey like thís?

Is my guy Mikuz still around these days?

I vote for:

MaureenSylvia
Twaci


Dazall!


cc: NLJega

Speakdatruth:
sir, u didn't vote well. pls follow d voting rules

What are the voting rules?

OP said we can vote for more than 1 contestant up to a maximum of nine. Na only 2 I gbadun.

Kai! Thunder fire poverty!

All the noisemakers like Raumdeuter, lalaboi, Chamotex and Nihilist are about to go trophyless again!

Two months ago, they were yabbing. I told you niggas, respect your legends.

To even win this league once is like the Holy Grail. Can you blame niggas like me, Galacticos, Azpi, Mubz and Ritchboi who won it once and couldn't challenge for it again?

There are 150 players in this game. That means on average a man who plays this game for 75 years will need 2 lifetimes just to win the trophy once. Stastistically speaking, to win it just once is a legendary achievement.

Khakhi no be leather. I have written my name in history and y'all are still trophyless despite all the noisemaking and yabbing.

I am a league and FA Cup winner. Respect your legends abeg.

The Hall of Fame waits to welcome Is she gone pop. All other trophyless noisemakers, be quiet.

I vote for:

MaureenSylvia
Twaci


Dazall!

nateevs:
He is not slow. I don't think he is that unfit either. I believe he is actually lazy. This is why I keep mentioning "working hard" in all my references to him. I have seen him tens of times in youth football. He is a beast going forward but always very unwilling to track back. I believe he can cover just about as much ground as Ake in the same time. Ake just has a desire unmatched by any other youngster now.

In other words, he is like Yaya Toure!

Nihilist:
Mikel almost always has high pass percentage...mainly for playing 'e no spoil for my hand' passes.

Mikel also lacks that 'willingness to defend, press and chase down the opposition' as you put it.

To be perfectly honest, I did not see a difference between his game and Mikel's last night.

I remember the 'passenger' jibes often thrown Mikel's way with regards to escorting the goal scorer....but watch the highlights of the first goal, and you will see that Berahino actually ran past RLC on his way to netting.

Chris Brunt and James Morrison kept running past him on the way to goal too. I didn't want to say too much then, cos I'm trying to avoid a situation where I appear to be deliberately opposing a fellow poster here, as opposed to just making an observation.

His improvement after the card should be put in context too. It's not really difficult to improve on his initial showing, because IMO, he had offered nothing in the opening stages anyway.

Ultimately I agree about him being careful and cautious, but because I don't bother to watch reserve games, I don't what else he has in his locker and thus what else to look forward to...but if his game is about cautious and careful, then I'm not sure why we are hyping a Mikel 2.0

Let's see how he develops sha. This summer should give the opportunity to train fulltime as a first team squaddie and hopfully boost his confidence

He is either slow or lacking fitness, cos he couldn't catch some players who ran past him.

Usually when you see a tall black boy, you assume he would be fast.

I will say he has slightly above average pace, but he coulda caught those runs if he was fitter.

Fitness has been a concern with RLC as MOurinho keeps saying all season.

Actually we need to re-evaluate his pecking order. You assume everyone with his physique is more able to play with men, but I think Nathan Ake is more physically advanced.

That said, he cannot be as slow as Mikel. Taaaaah! Never!