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Onismate, ride on jare.

This story too sweet.

Awaiting the next episonde

Mehn, the story dey like action film. . . . OP. I'm eagerly waiting on the next installment

Dusting off rust. . . .


Before you beef me, think properly/
I’m from a different world like Bill Cosby/
Yokozuna banzai drop. . . . I’m finna catch a big body/
They’ll put flowers on the ground. . . like you King Joffre/
Whether you rule in Westeros. . . or Zamunda. . . that’s a twin homi!/
I fire chrome/ and launch a javelin in your parietal bone/
My aim precise. . . niggas know the King’s landing. . . . when they see the iron thrown!/
I hold my Mojo/ from Rome to Togo/
Yakuzas pledge loyalty from Tokyo to Kyoto/
If it’s beef . . . I ride slow with the gat . . . till I scope the hómo/
That means. . . I 'circle with the arrow'. . . like the Volvo logo/
I’m in the V.I.P with niggas who hold dagger/
DJ spinning tunes. . . . but I’m no dancer/
A nigga scuff my new shoes. . . then tried to blow grammar/
I caught him by the jugular. . . like throat cancer/
then pulled the chrome hammer/. . . . and fücked the party up. . . . like Saraki and Dogara!/
If it’s beef. . . . move back and slide/
Cos when the tools blast, goons have to hide/
I seen niggas mock Ibi. . . and fools laugh with pride/
They act Shaggy. . . .but when I pull gats. . . dudes pacified/
Claiming "it wasn’t me". . . .when they see my boombastic side/


Time

Looks like Charlie Austin is heading to Stamford Bridge

I don't understand it. He, Falcao and Diego Costa are central strikers. None of them really play in a front two or on the wing.

Maybe Diego Costa is leaving?

AirborneLacer:
Ibime what do you make of this Chelsea's All Time Best XI?

Petr Cech

Peter Sillet (Read about him) - Marcel Desaily - John Terry - Ashley Cole

Frank Lampard - Claude Makelele

Gianfranco Zola

Peter Osgood - Didier Drogba - Jimmy Greaves

Formation: 4-2-1-3

Manager: Jose Mourinho

Homies It would be interesting to see what your best eleven looks like.

I can't speak about anything before 1996. Although Peter Osgood is a Chelsea legend, Jimmy Greaves has great International status and is arguably the greatest English striker of all time, and bigger than Drogba in status.

I don't think Desailly deserves mention in our greatest team either. Gallas, Terry, Carvalho and arguably Lebeouf and Cahill all played better than him for Chelsea. Most of his best work came for Milan.


My Chelsea eleven 1996 to date is:


--------------------Cech

Petrescu----Terry---------Carvalho-------Cole

--------Makelele------------Ballack

------------------Lampard

Zola------------------------------Hazard

-------------------Drogba

15

Gladyys:
HELLO HATERS!!!!

These big babies amuse me/ since my last match....they been acting crazy and st.upid/ thinking all ladies are foolish/ just keep studying my bars....it only makes you my students!!
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I'm too bold already/ so their silly jokes don't get me/ coz i'll keep rising slow and steady..../ when they accused me of being ghosted by krone or Teddy/ i knew God has sent these hoes to bless me/ they'd prolly go blind .....when i start playing my rap role on telly!
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I'm saying this plain/ if Sinizia spars once more......i'll slay him again/ and put the baby in shame/ call me crazy....insane/ i can run into a palace.....and start blazing the place/....coz i got no respect for kings, especially ones as lame as Laykay!!
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U can say am bleeping around..../ but.......I got reasons to be proud/ coz am really profound/ if I wish i cud shout/ but u'll stay mute......Lahkay.... and stop being a clown/or i put clips in ur mouth/ you 'bald-headed' old fool.............a king with no crown!!

Teddybiyasi vs Gladyys. . . . loading

This battle is not disappointing as some of the others jor.

Both emcees kept it short and rhymes kept it moving without losing my attention. There were no wow punches, but no big fockups either. Almost every bar was 5 or 6 out of 10.

The thing that was missing was wordplays.

Right now, I call it draw. . . .every category is hard for me to split. . . . so let me count the best schemes (that I would rate 5/10 or more) and judge based on the highest number.

Iceskidd:
you could come with 20 bars, my 10 will rule your barks/
or get a ghostwriter and do that fast/
cos i could let you write my lines and i'll still whoop your a$$/

cos you are wack/ to beat me you need to get high on heroin/
cos the weapons i brought could peel yo skin/
cos you the only battle rapper to register in 012, battle 6 times and have 0 wins/

i mean...even your mother cried/
against you Gottoboy freestyled, Ksslib freestyled, FYH freestyled/
you ain't from earth, you from another side/
cos the way them niggas quenched your fire with freeze, you'd think they was from the water tribe/

and you got hungry fans/
don't hope for a no show or start to shoki dance/
cos this double barrell will shoot both your a$$ cheeks and give this ape the monkey yansh/

nigga don't füçk with me/
you youngdanaval's cousin, the way you like sucking d1ck/
claiming evil like coogar 1 more time and i'm taking out your dark seid like the justice league/

Testerfuze:
so fly gone...my feathers gone ether/
wonder why fuse is a great metaphor spitter?/
a kidd in the league of real leather ball kickers?/
should be ready to concede 'shots' from brute better gun hitters/

ur cute?...shut the yap you dis lying horror/
ur intergrity's been damaged...embrace ur dying honour/
truth is...dressing up as a peacock to this battle is the only way he's gonna cum out in flying colours/

he cant spar with yao-min knights/
neither can he survive a shaolin fight/
i'll slaughter him this haloween 'night'/
and hang his corpse...on street tops/
for peeps to see like halogen lights/

you can tell the cops or complain to the nearest officers division/
cus pairing me and you is unlawful,a failed logical decision/
my snipers execute cruelly at 100% surgical precision/
you see??....i just killed a nigga,sheer bodybag infliction/.

I would say the Testerfuse lines up there more verging toward 6/10 while Ices more around 5/10 but in pure count I counted fice schemes for Iceskid and four schemes for Fuze.

But I have to pick a winner so. . . .


MVGT - Ice

Jimmy4x, cool it biko. Must you pick on the same boring arguments everyday?

We can't come to this thread to read unintelligible boring banter with a bunch of semi-literates from Barca and Bayern.

You guys can't even write English properly.

This is a thread where we value educated discussion, not a whole load of foul-scratch BBM text speak.

Give up or I’ll keep hitting….aggressive batter’s tactic/ The judges know I script madder classics/ in a manner graphic/But to get you from bar to bar, they truly have to master magic/I hope they came with gala & la casera….Cos ya flows are rather static……like apapa traffic!/

lol


I will be praized for bringing a killer concept./ but every one will despise....what this silly dog text And if he ever tries 'standing up to me again'....... NZO BOOM NZO BOOM .....my biafra bombs will protest/

Kyakyakyakyakya


Lyricist wins thís clearly.


opener - 1 point- Tie (Lyricist started with a dull pun while Jazz started with a reach)

•rhymes - 2 points- liricyst

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points- liricyst

•punchlines -3 points- liricyst

•personals - 2 points- Jazz

•flow - 1 point- liricyst

•wordplays - 2 points- liricyst

•closer - 1 point- TIE

MVGT- liricyst

Gladys has the best verse of thís tourney so far. I give her every category.

Her punches drop sharply, with nice short flows leading up to the punch. . . You dont have to wait with boredom before the punch drops

Sinizia did well, but he is overmatched in thís bout. Stick around, you have the right ideas, just need more experience and fine tuning.

For all these fake Conceiteds doing wordplay that doesn't even follow, thís is how you do a slow-it-down:

i can get rid of 'sin easier' with the power of the holy spirit/ hold on, I repeat........I can get rid of Sinizia with the power of d holy spirit!!


MVGT: Gladyys

raumdeuter:
2 seasons ago hazard was the major reason chelsea was knocked out by Atlético after donating 2 goals to the opponent

Last season hazards senseless dribbles was why Chelsea's attack was so blunt vs Psg and finally got eliminated

You're actually right on these 2 points.

Nothing much to separate the two.

I thought both could do better. Long build-ups bore me these days. Especially a long build up to a "less than wowing" punch. I'm guilty of the long build-up thingy myself last year.

Since I can't separate both glads, my vote goes to Rebel for dropping on time.

lalaboi:
Bobo..

THIS was THEN! up and coming things

Babe don grow now o.

She's defo not whack now. Decent at best

My chairman of the Entertainment world! Na you sure pass.

Anyway, I go check whether she done improve. Just know say autotune no be improvement o.

mithel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBjjoSoS_NY

So na this be the Cynthia Morgan me dey hear since?

Not only is she wack, she is ugly as phuck.

Samuel Umtiti move seems a shrewd one. . . left back that can play centre-back, with a sweet left foot as well. Good versatility to add to the squad.

The way I see it, Remy will leave and Bertrand Traore will become the 3rd striker/4th winger

Have no fear, Traore will save the day when Falcao fumbles



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lBFeVjo77E

This is a crazy start to the season

August 2015

Premier League Chelsea V Swansea
Sat 8 Aug 15:00
Show
Premier League Man City V Chelsea
Sat 15 Aug 15:00
Show
Premier League West Brom V Chelsea
Sat 22 Aug 15:00
Show
Premier League Chelsea V Crystal Palace
Sat 29 Aug 15:00

September 2015

Premier League Everton V Chelsea
Sat 12 Sep 15:00
Show
Premier League Chelsea V Arsenal
Sat 19 Sep 15:00
Show
Premier League Newcastle V Chelsea
Sat 26 Sep 15:00

AirborneLacer:
It's actually a £5m loan fee and a £135k wage. He would represent a hit of about £12m on our books, which to me isn't entirely a bad deal for the ninja.

I know the risks involved in signing a striker with serious form issues and a dodgy ACL, but then, it's a no-lose situation for us.

If he performs, great, if he doesn't, off he goes as we welcome a fully mature Bamford back next year.

It would only represent a massive blunder on our part if Falcao's arrival is followed by Remy's departure. We need to keep the trio.

Any loan fee for that ninja is a massive screw up

Obesemf wins all categories except rhymes and closer.

I doubt this verse will win against a tougher opponent though.


MVGT - Obesemf

Injury is not the only problem with Falcao.

He is an age cheat.

His school leaving certificate shows he is 2 years older than he claims.

On top of that, he made his debut in Colombian league at 13 years old in 1999.


Hahahahha. Jose never learned anything from Samuel Eto. Mugu.

So what is Jigs feeling like Daylyt or what these days?

Meanwhile Bruce was also doing his best KOTD impression. WTF is this ninja?

I did a Dam yesternite for 2 bucks, that's jeffery mama
he'll lose this and start cursing the judges till he gets banned, that's a jeffery drama
your profile picture's horrible, but you dont drill skulls nor crush bones, you're not jeffery dahmer
If jeffery murmur i swear to lift the glocks, and if I don't raise em well, it doesn't matter
wait a second!!, I said if jeffery murmur I swear to lift the glocks, and if I don't raise em well I am debbie mathers!!/

SMH. This sounds like a wack impression of Conceited that I see some wackos on Smack and KOTD doing these days. When Conceited does it, every phone rhymes from start to end.


Anyway. . . . lets get to business:


•opener - 1 point - Tie

•rhymes - 2 points - Bruce (I don't know what Jigs is doing with dumbed down Daylyt multis these days)

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points - Jigs

•punchlines - 3 points - N/A (Both y'alls punches sucked)

•personals - 2 points - Bruce

•flow - 1 point - Jigs

•wordplays - 2 points - N/A - All sucked. WTF is hair/air or condom/condemn, and Bruce, WTF was Marshall Mathers wordplay about?

•closer - 1 point - N/A



MVGT - Bruce (not cos he shined but because the categories fell his way)

danbrowndmf:
Ibime don't really come online this days,i believ coogar will be online for today brawl mayb he was busy or he 4got,stuffs like that...

Mhen i'm battling today o.
pray for me ""

Cool down. Tournaments no be rush rush matter. Make I go find the thread(s)

AirborneLacer:
I don't really get this Falcao-Torres transfer comparison.

- The Colombian isn't coming at £50m or any fee within that region.

- He isn't gonna spearhead the attack for us, he's only going to be Costa's understudy.

- There won't be a lot of pressure for him to perform. He knows he has lost form and would only be eager to stake a claim that he's still got it in him.

- Falcao's transfer isn't a winter transfer. He'd get the chance to be with the team from pre-season.

The peculiarities surrounding his transfer doesn't in anyway relate with Torres'. If anyone thinks otherwise, feel free to counter my points.

My take on this move is as simple as, get the financial and contract negotiations right and I'll welcome Falcao at the bridge.

DD of last season wasn't better than the present Falcao wey I dey see. So why the fuss?

You go vex when you see Falcao earning £260k+ meaning he must justify his salary.

Matches where Remy would win the game for us, Falcao will be preferred because of the financial commitment - causing us to drop points.

You go certainly vex.


Whether he plays as well as DD or not is a moot point. DD is a collossus of a man brought in to ginger team spirit and motivate his teammates which he did. Falcao will have the opposite effect - demoralising his teammates cos he keeps dragging them down on the pitch, yet earning minutes he doesn't deserve.

Don't forget the negative media and furore that will come with Falcao also.

As the Daily Mail said, Jose should not attempt to catch a falling knife.

lalaboi:
This Falcao don done jare. .

Watching him for Columbia right now. Not inspiring atall.

Even if he ends up scoring. He has had a stinking 65mins.

Jose is doing favours for his agent and business partner Jorge Mendes. Nonsense!

Adebayor will end up broke after football at the rate he spends

dyabman:
I wonder oo

How people rate Busquets over Ramires is also beyond you. . . .

Tbillz:
I am not an orator but can i correct my interviewer if he/she commit grammatical blunder?

You mean "if he commits grammatical blunders"

Ode. Instead of perfecting your use of the English language, you are worrying about others.

Rumours of a £6m move for Alex Song are gathering steam. He can play alongside Matic, but not in replacement of Matic. . . .for one, he's too slow and does not track runners well.

But yes, I'll take him . . .and it just means Mikel and Ramires are even further from the first team.

jimmy4x:
We dont need a new striker, Bamford shud be our third striker, Omo, shey dem swear for us make we no dey develop our young stars

Poor economics. Bamfords value will drop to £2m after a year on the bench

And some peeps told me to start following Falcons after their draw with Sweden. Mscheew.

I think I have been wise enough to stay away from Womens football in my 32 years on earth and will continue to do so.

Real Madrid enquired about Courtois and were prepared to pay £37m.

Yes, I would sell him and keep Cech.

Cech still has another 5 years at the top by which time we have found another top goalie.