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As long as Falcao deal is on loan only, no wahala

nateevs:
The question here is does JM want to play with 3 ninjahs in midfield that want the ball to feet? JM will not play possession football.

It's not even about possession football.

I like Vidals robustness but I want one who is also more comfortable in possession ie Axel Witsel.

June done almost finish, these guys no want sign anybody.

By this time last year we done sign Costa, Fab4 and Luis

Make dem give us something na

Iceskidd:
Aye verb wey no fit clearly beat john john

John John has improved these days. Not a battle goes by where he doesn't drop 4 or 5 killer bars

Once I see chicken inside soup, I no chop again cos I know say na amateur make am

Not interested in Vidal. He is not a pivot player. His game is for 3 man midfield. Besides Ramires has spoiled my appetite for "off the ball runners". I want niggas that want the ball to feet.

AirborneLacer:
Milner is the real deal for me.

Amazing utility player that comes for cheap.

Both of them are steady signings. Every squad needs them. I dont know why every player Chelsea are linked with must be in the £20m+ bracket. Thats when you start seeing expensive mistakes like Cuadrado.

raumdeuter:
This guy knows youre talking about him just that you are scared to mention his name

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/606185583996727296/XmWHCTzX.jpg

That guy has physical attribute called pace.

bigkesh:
If u have seen him play, u will know instantly he hasnt reached his destination....... He is not going to make it in that team

Never write off a ninja whose game is based on intelligence rather than any outstanding physical or dribbling attribute.

I would not put any limit on Bamfords potential. Certain players like Teddy Sheringham, Raul, Lampard, even Harry Kane, you cannot put your finger on why they excel because they don't dribble and are not fast but their game is based on intelligence. Bamford may yet fall into that category.

Nihilist:
Mikel is actually interesting Madrid if some reports are to be believed.

That was when Ancelotti was still manager. Real have since bought back Casimero from Porto so I doubt thats gonna happen now.

raumdeuter:
Mikel I heard doesnt want to leave London. Cuadrado was suspect to me everytime I saw him, he was linked with Bayern and I was against that transfer because he plays like a teenager. trying useless tricks that doesnt result to anything. One guy saw him at the world cup doing sttupidd stepovers and was gushing over him. TBH I doubt Cuadrado has a place in top level football. He is 27yrs already (Add South American discount age on top)
I doubt ALonso would leave till 2016 summer. He is quite good at what he does which is picking long range passes at his peak he was like another coach on the field with his vision but he is slow and if you rush/hustle him he would lose the ball and foul you
His problems at Bayern last season was that every midfielder got injured and Alonso was overplayed
Last season Lahm, Scheinisteiger, Martinez and Thiago were all injured making Alonzo play too many matches and tire out towards the end.

Because of that his Russian billionaire girlfriend abi? No wahala, by 2016, he will be playing for West Ham if he still insists on living in London.

Alonso I saw dominate a Man City midfield even with 10 men, although he finally made a mistake that led to the equaliser. I'm sure if Alonso had egbewedger like Javi Martinez or Matic beside him at all times, he can still perform at the highest level just like Pirlo.

raumdeuter:
Those kind of players excel in Under aged tournaments because they are more naturally talented or stronger than their peers but as they grow older their tactical indiscipline comes up and becomes a problem. In pro football no one needs you to dribble 4 players if you would end up losing possession or not make any useful end product with it. C. Ronaldo was like that when he first came too but he was coached out of it

Shaqiri might end up like Marko Marin, Quaresma, Freddy Adu etc

BTW WHats the deal with Mikel sef

Forget Mikel, he has one year left so whether he leaves now or next summer, it won't be too long.

My main problem now is Cuadrado.

BTW, why is Xabi Alonso heading to Fernebahce. I wouldn't even mind him at Chelsea for one season.

raumdeuter:
Anyone who put massive expectations on Shaqiri sef get problems. Shaqiri flopped badly at Bayern and we were eager to get rid of him. Cuadrado was a big player in Fiorentina
Shaqiri used to be good when he was young but his game never matured. He still think football is about dribbling everytime like its underage football thus end up making poor choices holding to the ball for too long or turning it over

Correct analysis. Shaqiri has always been an 'as the spirit leads' kind of player.

Liverpool have made a really good signing in Danny Ings. He is the poor man's Aguero, but still good for 15-20 goals in a decent team.

I wouldn't have minded him as our no2 striker but he obviously wouldn't want to sit glued to the bench behind Costa.

raumdeuter:
He has been underwhelming but he has only been there for 6 months. Inter doesnt have such high standards maybe he can play better next season

So you mean Mo Salah was better than him all along?

@chic2pimp or any Serie A follower this season, is it true that Xherdan Shaqiri flopped at InterMilan?

Security services are debugging the villa of Jonathan's listening devices. That's all

See the amount of work Chelsea need to do catch up in Europe.

Instead of Jose to focus on areas where we are sorely deficient, he is wasting energy trying to do his agent Jorge Mendes favours by "taking care of Falcao".

A40:
You are crying for ban in the European Football section? E be like say you no know wetin dystopia mean

Dude, we can and will get you banned for persistent trolling, especially you who always lace your posts with insults.

A40:
Hazard fanboys do you now agree Neymar is 10000 times better than Hazard? And Mueller is 100000 times better as well

Abeg, no involve me in that.

nitlad:
How do you stop this Barça?

Here's hoping Messi peters out sooner. . .

Otherwise, the rest of the footballing world is just hopeless.

Messi cant play football forever. . . in 4 or 5 years, they will be brought back down to our level.

My vote goes to Elymax.

His punches stung better by quite a margin.

Oh men, na so this summer go be?

For months on end, these 2 krauts have decamped fully to our thread to insult and harrass us due to lack of activity on theirs.

@ Mukina2, Ogbeche77, can you please call Raumdeuter and A40 to order so we can have meaningful conversations on our thread.

I'm putting out a cease and desist order. We the peaceful citizens of thís part of Nairaland real estate don't want to see them trespassing this thread till the summer is out.

This is a peaceful entreaty. Our next action as a group of fans will be to jointly and simultaneously request a ban for the offending parties if they continue to disturb our thread. First we will start by all reporting their offending posts, then we will escalate to multiple petitions to the Mods. Please take note.

DrSage:
I watched it some hours ago. The dance steps looks somewhat suspicious.
I'm afraid he is...

Effeminate

In any self-respecting country, Mr Obasanya would be found with a bullet in his head by tomorrow morning.

A40:
Leave them let them keep overhyping Azadus like TAN folks did with GEJ


This is like a Juve fan bragging to a Madrid fan when the UCL title ratio is 5:1. If say na AC Milan wey get 7 I for even hear

Your sons? Say whaaat

Why all your pictures in Black and White?

In my era of watching footie, Bayern has little bragging right over Chelsea in UCL.

raumdeuter:
The only reason I "liked" Chelsea hen was because they were a threat to Man Utd who were Bayerns rival in Europe
Just like I "like" Atletico now because they are a threat to Madrid our European rivals
But when some Chelsea twats started in their own mind thinking they are anywhere close to Bayern thats where we draw a distinction.
Why would I say anything about Chelsea when they are a very inferior club? Do you hear me saying anything about Spurs or Aston Villa?
I started paying attention in 2011 during AVB era because of the falsehood nateevs was spewing and I announced it publicly that was wen I discovered that the Chelsea thread housed more ignoramus than even the Arsenal threas

Dude, 2004 to 2012, Bayern were our sons in Europe.

We were always in semi-final or final while Bayern was nowhere to be seen.

We even flogged you 4-2 in 2005 on our way to the semis.

Nigga, the only reason you were cool is because there was no comparison between Chelsea and Bayern on any level from 2004 to 2012.

Na Jupp Heynckes give you mouth to make noise from 2013 onward. . . . . but actually, our record against you in UCL is clean in living memory. We've beat you every time, even in your home stadium in the final. You are our bytches in Europe. Save the taunting for Manure and Arsenal who you actually have a record against. Since I was born, we've faced you twice in UCL and defeated you both times.

Ibime:
This negro dumb/ One punch will make his teeth go numb/
So I’m inviting all Anambra and Imo sons/
to bring dancing shoes . . . cos I’m sure to beat Udu. . . . like that Igbo drum!!/

U3, Nairaland done feature you for front page today o

https://www.nairaland.com/2351816/ibo-udu-drum

They should have killed him

Man it's going to be a long summer with certain niggas on our thread.

The simple reason is that Bayern thread is dull, so they periodically latch on to Arsenal, Chelsea or Manure thread.

2008-2011 when Arsenal thread was popping, Dayo was permanently based there, taunting and trolling. He always had respect for Chelsea then because Bayern were our sons in Europe.

2012-13, he relocated to Manure thread, now Chelsea thread is popping, he has relocated again.

The same Dayo that could never say 'pim' about Chelsea before, infact he was always praising us. All it took was for Pep to move to Bayern and the ninja who claimed he always loved Juventus and Chelsea style of solid football started telling us stories about tiki taka.

jreyez:
Ibime.. Can you upload your exhibit track again? All website that hosted been deleted.

I will have to search on my desktop for it sometime thís week

Bruce was more entertaining to me.

Rebel, if you're gonna do long quatrains, you must drop a punch every 2 lines to keep it interesting.

Bruce's bars were just lighting bulbs in my head without me losing the build up.

You both did well but it's a lesson for the next battle. Same reason I lost to Emaprince, I didnt keep it short and sharp.

MVGT - Bruce

ELYMAXiimus:
Illerious!



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elymax-cray!

Now I could say your bars are matching the bravado. . . .nice one!

How is Falcao a good idea?

Remy with half his game time scored double his goals.

Please we don't want another Torres. Apart from the injury, that dude is 2 years older than he claims.

Roman does not know when to let go of long term transfer targets. He chased Shevchenko for years then finally bought an expired product after injury problems. Same exact thing with Torres.

The only way thís transfer makes sense is if it is a loan with Chelsea paying him less than £50k per week.