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Turan is a good player, but wrong strategy. We need younger players with resell value.

I would have been in support of a Sterling purchase, even at £40m.


Also, it looks like Falcao will only be getting £130k per week at Chelsea. If we also get the loan fee waived with some youngster loans, then I will say we have limited our financial exposure.

Bimffo:
Athletico's main DMs/CMs are Gabi, Suarez, Tiago, Garcia and Sometimes Koke..

And Saul Niguez

hensben:
bayern people or na you dey talk am now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arda_Turan

Mr man, stüpidity has limit. Can you show me where Turan played in a pivot?

Turan is mostly left wing, sometimes right, sometimes no10

I think we are starting to know the Shekpe from the Chelsea.

hensben:
arda turan is not a winger, he is a natural CM/AMF..simeone plays four or five midfielders n two strikers, he(simeone) doesn't play natural winger. young chelsea fan? lol nor be ur fault sha effect of internet we don't really know who is who.

My man, I cant cross words with you on thís matter.

Na una dey make some Bayern people think sat Chelsea fans na Shekpe people.

hensben:
arda turan can play were fab played last season, I mean he can play beside matic, him n fab can rotate there while fab, turan n oscar can rotate AMF/no 10 in 4-2-3-1 formation.

Says who?

Arda Turan is a winger. . . .no10 at best

All these young Chelsea fans nowadays

mikuz:
Diss @ Ksslib

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I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/
. . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/

Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/
. . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/

You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/
. . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/

I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/
Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/

Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/
. . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/
Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/


You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/
. . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/

Hahahaha. Mikuz is an animal.

Who say Mikuz is not top 3 in FFR history go die thís night. . .

The performance that made Raumdeuter cry. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4KvasFeKc

The legend departs. . . .the ninja who won us the UCL



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vXq-Q2AC68


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pqQ8Hq4WDY

Best 2 bar of the bout. . .

.......lemme not talk about his rhymes yor/ cos it's clear he was dreamin/ when he swore to hv me beaten/
......buh funny all thru that meeting/ nobody saw the dawg bite, what he did was all bark like he played for Sweden!!!/


Way am peeling glads/ portrays the meaning that/ since Geo wanna see stuff I really gat/
......bullets'll make him run out of shape moment I fire from all Cylinders!!!/

MVGT: Illness

I don't know why all these guys are getting worked up about Pogba.

He is not a top class midfielder when you talk about the basics of midfield play.

Dribbling, yes he's great. Shooting, yes, he's great. The bread and butter aspects of midfield needs work - tracking, possession, knowing when to release the ball etc. I'll be damned if pay over £30m for someone like Pogba.

liricyst:
Judges Please we urge you to reconsider...lets do the cypher...whether dissing or topical. Its the path to the lesser controversy.

Emaprince
Ibime
Coogar
Lagunna1
Guykhena
Kr0ne

Alright then, that's already 3 votes for the cypher. Cypher it is.

See 15th Century football called Calcio Storico

I wonder if Neymar can play this version of the game. Ivanovic would be right at home in this sport!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-B2EFxQ8fU

Darkrebel666:
you don't understand.. what he[krone] meant is- how do we decide who gets eliminated from the 5 battlers left?
the number is not even & 1 person has to drop so others can progress to the semis.. so how do we do it? ✘

You should have thought about that before the tourney commenced. Tourney entrants supposed to be in powers of 2 otherwise you encounter thís problem.

Take the 2 wackest verses from the last round and make them do a 16 line battle in 24 hr turnaround time. Ask the judges to nominate the 2 wackest. I vote Jigs and Elymax.

Emaprince:
we should hear from cooga and ibime as well, not just me.

I have always had in mind the same idea as ELYMAXiimus. If my opinion should be considered, then I go with Elymax.

How many tourney una want hold in one year? You guys are cheapening tourneys. My hand no dey thís new tourney abeg. KOP just finished couple months back.

MVGT - Max

Disappointing battle from Max end. Testerfuze is improving in build ups and rhymes, just need to add better punching to his arsenal.

Why open a battle while a tourney is ongoing?

airmark:
cos of mr nairaland 2016, you bi,tch already bleaching!!!/

LMAO.

Funniest bar of the week.

nateevs:
Someone called Kennedy a talent. Really? Speed merchant, loose ball control? Lucas? Mo Salah? Seen this 'talent' before. Traore is miles ahead. Who is the Chelsea South American Scout? He should be fired.

Spot on.

hensben:
brazil is slowly becoming england in terms of overrating their players.

Correction, Brazil is now worse than England in overrating their players.

Thís is mostly due to the preponderance of 3rd party ownership - agents and investors hype their investments to the brim so they can maximise the transfer fee.

Thís Kenedy boy Chelsea supposedly signed has been hyped in all the papers and been linked with Barcelona and co. Only to watch the boys game and find out he is a poor version of Andros Townsend.

Other examples are Lucas who PSG paid £40m for only to find out he is a poor man's Theo Walcott

And of course, we have one of the hyped products at Chelsea - Oscar Emboaba, a clueless, visionlesss no 10 who was the great white hope of a Brazilian public eager to see white faces in the team. Bernardo is another one that Shakhtar paid megabucks for, a ninja who was overpromoted into Selecao just because he's white. And how can we forget Calamity Luiz who can do no wrong in the eyes of Brazilian public due to an overwhelming desire for affirmative action to whiten up the team.

They are saying the 3 youngsters on loan is a way for Chelsea to forego a loan fee

I think it's a brilliant loan because Monaco is the highest level loan we could have got those boys as they will be playing Champions League.

The French League is also one of the most physically demanding (due to the amount of fast black ninjas in the league). Usually the jump from Youth football to senior football is a physical one - the young ninjas just don't have the stamina, strength or endurance to hang with the pros.

Nathan Bakers loan to Vitesse is also a good one. In terms of work ethic and professionalism, none of our youngsters match his standard. He is a slow burner developer like Lampard.

bigkesh:
I forgot to include 'on loan'

Yes, I dont mind them going on loan to Monaco

The only problem is we dont want Falcao!

Jesus, Portugal U-21s are firing Germany something stupid

5-0

Kx:
Just so u know, the pix the op posted are those of LNG sites in Bonny, RA (oyibo and black oil workers residence)

The real Bonny and Finima are like every other Naija Delta, Ajegunle, Maroko etc residence. " shot put" into the river kinnd of toilets.

Why do we want vieweers to believe that oil facilities which ordinarily people are not allowed access to is the real face of Bonny without a mention of the slums and ghetto in the midst of abundant wealth?

I been dey wonder o. . . . .the dude just post the LNG oil facilities and claim thats the city.

Bonny is the worst face of capitalism on drugs. . . . a clear dichotomy between us and them

raumdeuter:
What do you have on scouting for this Douglas Costa guy. I am drawing blanks except for his 2 games vs Bayern and his limited appearances for Brazil

Your boy Ola John don enter England

Douglas Costa I used to scout back in 2009 when he was dubbed the new Ronaldinho. TBH, I don't know how his game has developed at Shakhtar except for the odd UCL game and Youtube highlights. He's a dribbler for sure, but I have not seen anything to suggest he is great at combining with teammates like Ribery does.

Where Ola John done go?

BTW, Germany U-21s are bing hammered by Portugal here. 3-0!

Y'all should just be grateful you bought Douglas Costa and not Cuadrado like we did when given the choice. I'll swap them in a jiffy

It seems we have signed Kenedy from Fluminense

His touch is a bit loose from the Youtube video I've seen. He has a touch of Bebe/Hulk about his dribbling

Please y'all vote for our brother Sosiqdude in Mr Nairaland contest.

Just go to https://www.nairaland.com/2408599/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-final/2#35200907 and type in:


I vote Sosiqdude

cc Nljega

Oga Kr0ne, what is your plan for Sosiqdude's viral campaign

Una for package una guy better rather than have him talking too much about rap and textceeing in his interview. You know that wouldn't appeal to older ladies.

I vote Sosiqdude

cc Nljega

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On the day you wed. . .
I’ma kidnap your wife. . . and make her spread/
My game is extortion . . . so like yeast. . . you best raise the bread/
FFR is my favourite thread/
where I knock niggas into next week. . . cos these punches. . . 'daze a head'!/
Organised crime boss . . . my name was read/
They came with Feds/ codename. . . Operation Zed/
I’m Frank Abagnale. . . we data shed/ . . . . so the trail is dead/
FBI still tryna piece together the paper shred/
Haters bled/ from the taste of lead/
cos the bullet trajectory . . . .is laser led!/
I’ll put the scope on a snitch. . . .if he calling inspectors/
He better pray the beam hit the wall. . . . like Panasonic Projectors!/
cos my rifle known for falling defectors/
cos I fired more streetsweepers. . . . than LAWMA directors!/
I got fame and stature/
Your chick give me her digits. . . when I chase and catch her/
She 'left details behind'. . . .like Lizards escaping capture!/
My wolves snatch sheep while they grazing pasture/
I got no respect for colleagues. . . . I disgrace a rapper/
cos I’m quick to 'diss a peer'. . . .like I’m 'facing rapture'!/



FFR thought I’d fade to black?/
I dare any of you niggas. . . to launch a brave attack/
And I’ll beat him without pause. . . .like a disabled cat/
But I’m 32 now. . . .so there’s no hiding/
Prince says I can’t be King no more . . . and Kr0ne rising/
But power is an older man's vice. . . .I’m Joe Biden/
God in the depths. . . I’m Poseidon/
When I kiss a sleeping beauty. . . .you ain’t got to 'look yonder'. . . .to see the ho rising!!/ (horizon)
You can't send Eagles to ball Falcons
So if EmaPrince tryna beef with this strong stallion/
one punch. . . will have E.P dropping. . . like I'm releasing a short album/


He got a new girl? . . I’ll bone his bird/
Invite Ice Berg and Kr0ne for a gángbang. . . which the hó preferred/
The way she swallowed jizz. . . was so absurd/
Now she call me 1664. . . . cos she took my shot. . . after drinking Krone'n'Berg!!/
His ex would grumble/ after three rounds of sex. . . she still vex and mumble/
She wanted 'more dick I'. . . . gave it to her. . . like Esther’s Uncle/ (Mordecai)
Y’all best be extra humble/ before I blast a round/
I got the semi in my pants. . . like I’m half aroused/
That ratchet sound/ when the dezy right wrongs/
Connecting heavy rights. . . . if your head is quite strong/
Diss me. . . . your debt is lifelong/
You just landed in soup. . . now you smelling like. . . Edika Ikong!/


Niggas doubting the King. . . will get blown for treason/
Y'all apes been running round the jungle. . . with loads of freedom/
but the hunters back with ammunition . . and my holsters heaving/
I'm declaring 'maggi out the wrapper time'. . . .it's 'open season'!!/
Niggas can’t stand this soulless demon/
He’ll cross the road and hail from far. . . like the Ebola greeting/
cos if he bold enough to hold a meeting/ I’ll choke the heathen/
All he’ll hear is. . . . "Why you little". . . . like I’m Homer Simpson/
and have his eyes popping . . . when I give his throat a squeezing/
He a liar and fronter/ Nobody admire the sucker/
I’ll have him playing second fiddle. . . I’m the choir conductor/
If it’s beef. . . I break his carpus/
Battlefield General . . . . I strategically place the archers/
My bannermen signal vultures . . . . to take his carcass/
after stripping metal from his body. . . .like X-Rays. . . in Plane departures!/



KING!

Doest brawl of the tourney so far. . . . whoever put these two together must be up to something. . . .Lemme count my teeth cos I was confused. . ..

I just love the way Gladyys puts words together. . . .she chooses the shortest path to say something which keeps the flow bouncing. .. . you can't do that without a great vocabulary

Gladyys also had the best line of this battle with the Mayfly line. . . .

That said, Lyricist went HAM with the personals meeehn. . . . so lemme add up the voting criteria and see what it comes up to. . .


•opener - 1 point - Tie (I didn't feel Lyricists and Gladyys flew over my head (I'm sure its something I should catch coming from Maths/Science background)

•rhymes - 2 points - Gladyys (no doubt)

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points - Tie (both had many, Mayfly was the best but Lyricist had more higher quality ones)

•punchlines -3 points - Lyricist

•personals - 2 points - Lyricist (no doubt)

•flow - 1 point - Gladyss (no doubt)

•wordplays - 2 points - Gladyss (Lyricist didn't attempt many)

•closer - 1 point - Lyricist (all day long)


Gladyys 5 - 6 Lyricist


MVGT - Lyricist