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Havilah93: I'm sure he would take some stick for that.

Mou dislikes diving

Only when Suarez is involved

Phuck, those gooners have scored

Oscaaaaaaaaaarr!!!

Feel sorry for Mata who is a nice human being, but footie is not a fantasy land.

Williaaaaaaan!!!

Game over!

mikuz: Lunatic and Prince why didn't you guys say all that when he first suggested that I open the voting process to all. Why una come dey complain now? Smh.
I remember how everyone almost chopped my head prior to Ibi vs Mentum match. Smh!

I wasn't trying to generate controversy. You can see Prekky is ahead on the original judges verds.

As you can see, this battle is floating toward stalemate on general voting. I would not complain if the battle continues to be at stalemate, if you use the original judges verds as tie-breaker. I just don't want to be called for rematch. Dazall!

Sheeeeeekpeeeeee!!!!

This game is so frustrating. All the wingers and strikers should be shot for wantonly missing opportunities.

What's wrong with footballers these days? You have a clear chance to score and you are busy looking for a penalty.

Big game today man. If we win this, we're in a good position

@ Mikuz,

If there is no clear winner within the next 24 hours, please decide the battle based on the verds of the originally appointed judges ie Beshi Ugbe, Manikal, Rhymelunatic, Glacierz, Mailmalc, Coogar, DBR and da-wizkid. No rematch please. Boyz are occupied.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Happy New Year . . . oya drop the freestyle[/quote]Freestyle? Ninja I'm in Folkestone right now, twisted off all sorts of spirits

Happy new year boys!!!

And girls!!!

aventura: May the blessing of God be on all Chelsea fans as we enter this new year:

EPL= CHELSEA
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE =CHELSEA
FA CUP=CHELSEA
EMIRATE'S CUP= CUP=CHELSEA
WORLD CUP= CHELSEA PLAYERS

Even Emirates Cup. lol.

ThePrekky: I don't exactly get the attacks on jreyez?

It's nothing personal. Jreyez been acting a fool on this board for a while now. Nice verse, I really like dat GWAM! GWAM! GWAM! line. That had me cracking ma ribs.

Every regular member is allowed to vote, not just judges so feel free.

Although mod should ensure that likes of JReyes should not be allowed to taint this thread with even a sentence . . .

I don't care about biggest but Burna Boy is the best and most creative right now. Simples.

Evilchapterz got this by a wide margin. The Naira plays şuch as 'millionaire' line and 'offering' line were too gbaski and floored 5 Naira.

5 Naira proving more of a free form freestyler than a battle cat. First your lines are WAAAAYYYYY too long, and punches are not aggressive enough. Fix up!

mikuz: Kriz send ya verse please.

@ Dj which kain 32 lines? Write 20 lines please.

What's the story with Prekky? Did he go for another crusade?

Ugosample: Hello house, please i need your opinion on this issue, especially those settled there already. I'm an undergraduate student due to graduate SOON. ASUU strike has disorganised things but we have to keep moving... I've been shopping for schools in the UK, picked one, analysed the fees and i, with the support of my family are raising funds for a post graduate degree in finance. Things are going fine with respect to raising the funds. But to be honest, i intend settling in the Uk after my studies and starting a new life there. Please house. Is this advisable? What are the potential challenges i may face be it immigration, money or unemployment problems? Please i need your opinion. Thank you.

Go study in Scotland. They give you one year visa after your studies there

Zeinab Badawi: WTF is this? Not everyone is comfortable seeing harm come to an animal! What's all that blood in that pix? Some people here have animal conscience please. . .

Those photos are offensive! The same way you feel when someone is decapitated is how I feel right now seeing those pix!

My friend mechonu dia.

Which yarns be this? Do you think we buy our chicken pre-processed in Naija?

Well done boys. Good character shown.

I like the way una clap Suarez at every opportunity.

I thought Lucas and Oscar are brothers?

mikuz: Glacierz and Joshua Base, Send ya verses when you're done. Ibime and ThePrekky too.

Done.

In the absence of judges, leave the battle open for regular members to vote

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2011/12 - 1.68 points per game
2012/13 - 1.97 points per game
2013/14 - 2.06 points per game

I can count. So anyone claiming underperformance should move to the left.

[quote author=A-40]This same Chelsea got to back to back Finals in European competitions its a joke to even compare them to Liverpool or Arsenal in any area of the pitch


Prior to the first few months of the season would you even list Ramsey as a decent player?

Or is it Fernandinho that was r@ped by all and sundry up till December that you want to use as an example?

Flamini? Looooool! An AC Milan reject! Milan's central midfield these days (De Jong,Kpoli Muntari,Montolivo)


Coutinho lool! Nasri loool! Mata,Hazard,Oscar trifecta beats any EPL attacking midfield combination hands down. The numbers are there for all to see

AVB's incompetence is an open secret! Some of us saw right through him when he was hired

RDM was a greenhorn and even at that he delivered with this squad despite his negligible coaching experience

Rafa won a trophy! City,Liverpool,Arsenal with their "superior squads" did not

JM deserves no credit so far! He hasn't done shyte! If you are looking for who to give credit then Brendan Rodgers says hi! What he's doing with average Joes like Allen,Coutinho,Henderson,Flanagan,Sterling etc is uber-admirable

Chelsea has the best squad! No doubt about it. Are they underperforming? Absolutely! But everyone knows at home and abroad over the last 2-3 seasons no team in England can match their exploits

Heck not too long ago people were busy ranting about how 7-8 players from Chelsea would make it into Bayern (best team in the world's squad) now all of a sudden they are not good enough? Make up your minds people![/quote]This post is utter rubbish! Not only rubbish, but completely duplicitous.

How many Chelsea players did I include in Bayern 11? Cech and Ivanovic, maybe Cahill. Don't ever attribute well-known ninnies opinions to me.

You claim Jose negative footie is stopping strikers from scoring, yet you would be the no1 champion to tell us how rubbish our first choice striker is. The last 3 years you've spent telling us shekpe keeper is the worst striker in Europe so don't start chatting rubbish now.

Couldn't give a hoot what you're spewing about Fernandinho, Flamini or Ramsey. Swap them for Mikel and tell us whose central midfield is not up to par. I would swap Liverpools central midfield of Allen, Henderson, Lucas etc over the dead legs in Chelsea midfield without thinking twice, and even that, not to mention the galactic influence of Suarez on that team.

And you crown your dubiousness by citing UEFA league win as evidence of good performance by Rafa over JM, a competition where Benfica was the only decent team we faced and they even played us off the park.

Now compare league performance between Jose, Rafa, RDM and AVB. It is plain to see that Chelsea team is NOWHERE NEAR the best team in England, consistently struggling to qualify for UCL, finishing 20 points behind the Champions every year etc, and you are yarning opata about UEFA Cup, whilst Jose somehow manages to keep this team in contention. A team who finished 20 points behind for the last 3 years. May Amadioha fire your tongue!

lol

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]okay, good morning freestyle. . .



i wasnt around the past days/and yall held the fans sway/
well its quipped that . . . ‘‘when the cat is away . . . the rats can play!’'/
i encountered an accident/bruises allover . . .and my daddy wept/
buh i Thank God. . .that i ate christmas rice . . .and here i am to rap to gents!/
all these rappers think they gat it/claim cats and dawgs . .but lack wits/
‘eight mile' . . . na my area. . . go ask em. . . i ‘be-rabbit’!/
ibime battling theprekky/that tagging be deadly/
. .‘‘shall the traveller fórk the pastor’’? . . .oboy pay up. . . am gathering the levy!/

these crooks, i kill yall. . .

then bring the ambulance. . .like papoose on taps/yall adamus of rap/
bunch of ‘cornballs' . . . somethings differentiate akamu from pap!/
i bless the public/when i rap verses. . .and the press will love it/
so get a pen and notepad . . .begin to jot down as i address the topic!/
i joined the circle of icelander friends/so na here your grah grah end/
since these boys learnt to say ‘wee wee' . . . i rebuke anyone who ‘pampers' them!/
i sparred great/yet came second on among those small names/
mik better get a thread ready. . .cos im in super form to flaw base!/
and mik i should spank you properly/for giving a devalued monkey/such valued trophy!/
i ll beat base. . .beat him again. . .then show him my áss where i i tatooed ‘sooorrryyyy!!'/

josh, u see i offered my self for you. .

calmed the raging storm like prophet jonah/i decide when your comments over/
cos i ‘pull the strings' when i perform. . .and joshuabase the ‘puppet' rogers!/
yall slanderous beasts. . . .prekky's rap should cleanse here/
cos in such a man's city. . . to be scot free. . . you gatta make your sin clear!/
you wear strong khaki/ while rap major... cruise in golf caddy/
i explore fanny. . .of your hòrny býtch. . .while she súck daddy!/
you think that aint possible. . .but its a really fine joke/
cos you have to film it. . .soon as we strike the sixty-nine pose!/
leme butress it. . .
i mean you a gallant pauper/you never seen americana dollar/
but i spray cash . . .then plant your býtch on my cròtch . . as the ‘banana sùcker’!/


this year some bars inspired man/some turned fire brands/while some tired down/
in all we step up to higher grounds/so with this. . .i wish my season greetings to nairaland!!/[/quote]Your best so far. . . this is bubbling with enuff wit and humour, and the multis are clean and flow on point.

That sin clear line was a good one! Infact every line was bubbling

Both y'all phone formats was messed up. . . . tried to edit as best I could. . .


OPEN FOR VOTES!!!

MIKUZ's VERSE


[quote author=One book!]Nw this gay is bored /
let me spray a four /
to slay a LovePeddler /
cos if this "was a battle between two pros"
we're still a player short!!!.[/quote]Diss @ One Book
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Its plain for every rapper to see/ that you can't match me when it comes to battling a gee/ or drafting a free/
cos you couldn't come with the buzz if you w@nked with a bee/
. . So as far as witty punchlines are involved . . . you could
approach me as an acolyte and you still won't hold a candle to me!!/

You one hell of a puckish joker/ nothing you ever pop is d.,oper/ we fed up with ya lies 'bout guns and holsters/
. . Cos the 'gospel' truth is . . the last time you saw a 'Mark 4' . . was when you read the 'parable of the sower'!/

He gets dented with scars/ for tryna mess with Allah/ cos these flows will unsettle his @ss/
My verses are class . ./
. . but anyone who claims the lines from this 'Duck worth' . . must be refering to the other name of 'Kenderick Lamar'!!/

So quit talking, you bbastard/ every punch I drop will leave him humbled and battered/
. . and if this battle assumes a political twist . . Ill stamp and smash this Ho's knee . . like I was thomping Mubarak!/

We cant be compared . . ya life worth no more than two cents/ you and ya whole fam are ffucking useless/
cos while I crash in a nice and well furnished dublex/
. . Y'll live in a self con . . and sleep on 'Mats' . . like Ignoring 'Hummels'!!/

You nothing but broke lil poster/ who lies to folks and homers/ 'bout his Benz, Rolls and Rovers/
. . . when even Toyota . . knows that you could ride on an 'elevated rail in a park' . . and still wont afford to 'Roll-a-coaster'!!/

He better cower moment I start loading ammos/ cos no one ever quote this scarecrow/ every rhyme he post is shallow/
. . Its not 'clubs in S.A' . . but after I attack him with 'Orlando Pirates' . . Ill impale his @ss with 'Golden Arrows'!!/

He aint lyrically fit/ to stand the pre writtens I script/ but before this verse bring him defeat/
. . Ima first set a whole library on fire . . to ensure Book starts feeling the heat!/

He must be nuts/ to think that one jab wont burst his guts/ but if he goes tactical and dodge the punch/
. . the 'American rapper' knows that Ill show with a ffucking glock/ . . and shoot 'O.B Trice' . . to blast his 'Bottoms up'!!/

The bars from this 'Marshal Matters' . . cos what I'm spitting is raw/ but he'll face a 'Relapse' . . If he feels he brings the 'Encore'/
. . cos Ill come with 'Infinite' blows 'straight from the lab' to pieces his jaw!!!/

He'll be announced dead like heavy D/ for daring me/ right in my own territory . . . /
. . so if hes not 'Opting' to 'Pack' well . . Ill leave 'The Whóre torn' like Peter Odewingie!!/

Any chick who play me must feel shes a loser/ cos I'm irresistable to both pretty sissies and cougars/
. . but so many d¡cks have been in his lover . . we can all swear that she 'play book' . . . like 'Blackberry's mini computer'!!/

Looking at you I can tell you're a g@y stup,.id stalker/ ya whole crew is full of suckers/ . . you can as well get some 'high men' to use as
cover/
. . but we still know that you're a bi,.tch . . so I might as well kill you when I start a 'pu.,ssy riot' . . like the 'feminist group in Russia'!!/

I slam and smooch ya mother/ so dont be boiled and truly vexed/
. . its not a 'clothing for both men and women' . . but I lay her in campus hostel . . and she enjoys the 'uni-sex'!!/

This twerp is crude/ he got an ugly face and dreadful looks/ and he writes wack and claim that what he pen is brute/
. . Cos he lacks stamina . . after dropping a few frees in FFR . . he started 'running out of steam' . . . Something like fearful cooks!!/

So stop claiming you clever . . Ya dumb/ this closer will leave you severed and torn/
. . So after winning this fight . . voters will start calling me 'two heads' . . cos this battle is a proof that I'm 'better than One'!!/

ONE BOOK'S VERSE


Mik quit it, you suck/ Go enjoy life, have a bit of the fun/
U cant, 4 I’ll be triggering the shots/ to "send you through the sky"
. . .so you could "have a blast" & start "living it up"!!!

It’s obvious I’ve been gone too long, ya see/
I allowed NL to have another giant gone to sleep/
But now I’m back & the 1st thing I’ll do is show honestly /
That mik, as far as I can "see, can’t . . .’Secant’ run through my circle" like simple geometry!

But if I get abusive & all/ its weapon or fist should I use it to brawl /
Either way after this battle I will have ya
. . . "Head nodding from the beat" w/ no dance floor or music involved!!!


Now lemme dissect all ya broke rhymes/
If ya did ‘live battles’, at the End of ya joke lines, /
This Bleep would get” moments of silence” like sex with a known mime or respect that a hoe died!!

Reason nobody bleeping likes mik/
4 Everything he says is lies, prick! / This bleeping d*ck likes d*ck/
. . .But I’d also be a gay if I said 'Bleep where he's from' cuz
this guy's shit!!/
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how can you not even notice how awful your rhyming?/...
you should've "checked yourself out" like a doctor that's dying/
while i'm known to "peel the chrome" sneak up n pop it in silence/
he's known for "peeling onions" while he's sobbing n crying/
for, he got hit with more arms than an octopus fighting !/

but i got a demon within/ evil as sin / mikuz vs. prince, u were disgraced
coz you couldn't "give ya self a vote of confidence" if you were "cheatin' ta win"!!!


if me and my men show your area and u push, we hit you/
But ya face seems to have some discoloration...ya got some pussy lips too! /
& 'if your money was as long as your nose'. . . You would be rich, dude!!!


dis is not a battle, so let's have a blast!/ cuz ya text rather @ss/
Think differently? ya 'vision of the world's clouded' like ya got progressed cataracts! /

Be a brave class man/don’t give up yet man/
coz in here if u drop book. . .is coz u not ready to pass exam!!!

I’ll be busting shots at ya head, neck, part/
I’ve bodied dudes & ya gonna be dead next, pal/
Cuz i can tell ya 'soft where it matters' & i'ma tech expert!!!
"Software, it matters"



this text shit it's not for you/ you'll get choped in two/
Bleep ya soft excuse/ You and ya primitive rhyme style belong in a zoo/
you know ya "not fly" but "Stick ya head in the sand" like an ostrich 'll do/



quit trying to act like you are stunting/
with the raps that you have flung in/
cuz i win championship after championship and thats a fact thats proven youngin/
but james brown layed down a song for you ... that is truley something/
but he told us what your good for . . . . absolutely nothing/


my lines is better, yes sure, tighter/when I battle, am charged as a raw fighter /
buh when u text u re charged jes 4 naira!!!

I jes wanna test my new tool/
Never wanted to battle a retard as dis fool/
. . .Buh mik just face “book and get mucked”. . . like nerd @ school!!!!!/