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airmark: Ok he has got mine too

I aint got yours. Send it to ibime@hotmail.co.uk

lalaboi: In Gustavo's words. . . Its High Level

Real High level. . . As in weed level!

BTW, Which nonsense that GustavoFring dey yarn about high level. Suddenly one Polytechnic student go dey tell Postgraduate holders say their yarns are too high level shebi because differentiating between 4-4-2 and 4-3-3 is something junior secondary students no fit understand? Even AVB wey no finish school go dey bamboozle degree holders like Nateevs with nonsense yarns about high blocks and low blocks and Nateevs go dey nod head like Agama lizard.

I tire for football. Na wetin people with double digit IQ dey use form Professor. High level my nyash.

lol. Lalaboi you dey fall my hand with your line of reasoning. You dey make GustavoFring, Nateevs and the left-wingers look smart with this megedefegede you dey yarn.

Piss-tool

eldee: DBR's Verse
torrent. .as i Shoot a full load in her face with ma Piss tool/
u like Rythm. .i beat u Black so u can have real Blues/
oNe

Heir. . . One of DJs hundred lines on the subject

dj5naira: Ya game is so dry and dead/ go checkout his neck . . . as long as Osama beard/
King here . most calm and feared/ you wouldn't take out this Heir . . . if you held a clipper over my head!/

A broad

eldee: Ibime's Verse
I’ve trekked across borders/ In every city, they know me/
He’s never been a-broad. . . . but many dic.ks have Benin Dahomey!!/ (been in da homie)

PH=basic

ThePrekky: wen I'm in ma zone, 'step back' like its salsa time/ "ichie Rivers state" all u sprout are lies/ quit claimin street cred, Ibime told us 'bout ya life/
word is, ur level in p.H. . .is so BASIC, It actually measures in Alkaline!!!/

And the 9 or 16 = paedophile line you can find on any netcee site.


You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

lol.

Pistol = Piss tool, a broad (overseas), 9s (or 16s) = peadophile, heir=here. PH = Basic = Acid

Keep up mehn. Ninjas have overplayed these puns on FFR in the last 3 years.

For example DBR already did the piss tool
DJ 5 Naira always did the heir
Mikuz and several others did the PH
I've already done the 'a broad'
And every netcee has done the paedophile line

So this is what the rantings about?

You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

He aint got the answer, I said/ The fàg will bashed in the head/ or catch shrapnel and lead/
Too weak to brawl on FFR. . . yet the frustrated tailor. . . keep asking for thread/
He a bítch and a punk/ I got the rhythm and funk/ to disfigure the punk/
Open the car boot . . before I take him swimming with the fishes. . .I'll put the nigga in trunks/
Give him the mumps/ when I deliver a punch/ to the side of his cheek/
He tryna decry me as weak/. . . but since that's not the 'case'. . . I'ma try to be brief/
I'm violent with beef/ but he ain't in my class or cadre/ I'm no procrastinator/
I just feel like Mikuz told Lionbite. . .me battling him. . .is doing the fàg a favour!/
And since I hate the màsturbator/ he can go to hell/ or rant till he's old and frail/
His bàlls would migrate into his prostate. . .if I punch him below the belt/
Man City - West Ham. . .I'm watching Toure burst in the box/ Cooger will get merked on the spot/
The belt's mine. . . he doesn't deserve a shot. . . he deserves to be shot!!
This irrelevant fella/ can rant forever and ever/ I aint sending him. . . never/
Reading his verse. . . there's twenty emcees. . . who I consider better contenders!/
He tryna step to a gee/ but I'm a general, so he aint messing with me/
He tryna overthrow the King. . . but if there's a 'coup on'. . .that means he 'buying one and getting one free'!/
I destroy rappers/ and enjoy slappers/ AK47 toy clapper/
Even one-eyed emcees know I'm 'slick' enough to 'dead Rick'. . . like 'Boyata'!/
Niggas feeling hot and brave/ will get shot and slayed/
He aint 'close to nice'. . . his rhymes don't even 'verge ill'. . .like Ted Di Biase's slave/
You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

JM was wary of RVP/Rooney in that game, definitely not Carrick/Cleverley. lol.

mikuz: King Ibime when are we fighting? Or do I need to drop a freestyle too?

Soon enuff bro. After your battle on the 14th, we can kick it that weekend. You got the answers man!

Kingship is not by ranting. I asked the ninja to show he's worthy but he dropped a rubbish verse then started ranting.

I feel like Kanye West. . .You ain't got the answer Coogar! You aint got the answer!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWsexwc4d4

SMH.

The left-wingers are at it again.

Let it be known RDM grossed most of those points we had after 20 games sha.

GustavoFring: Well we have a better squad than Arsenal and they are sitting atop the league with a better goal difference....

We have a better squad than Liverpool man to man save for Suarez...but they have a better goal difference...

We have a better squad than Everton, but they attack with far more verve than we do, as we have seen this season...

It is the height of mediocrity for a team to have Mazacar, Willian, Schurlle et al, yet play defensive football always...

You are a kid in football. Save this yarns for the young and impressionable. Some of us are long in the tooth, pragmatists not fantasists.

Bimfo: ^^^ and where did individual brilliance took us to at this Time last Season... 17 Points behind league leaders

OH, I see...

You dey mind dem. And who was the biggest mugu against Sunderland, Basle, Newcastle and Stoke? Mata!

Yet if we draw Arsenal or Man City away, they would say we didn't win because passenger was not on the pitch.

What game did Mata dominate in his time at Chelsea?

Was it Benfica, Juve, Shakhtar, City or any other?

When ninjas are dominating possession and controlling midfield, all you will see is a 12 year old passenger in Chelsea midfield.

Yes, I question Matas attacking prowess. Any fool can create chances after his midfield have created the space for him to play. When Nico Gaitan pushed Chelsea all the way back, Mata was nowhere to be seen.

The only big games anyone would remember Mata playing well is Manure and Arsenal games, and thats cos they have no midfield. (in arsenal case, past tense)

The way Willian, Oscar and Hazard are pressing now is exactly what so called fans of the high press would champion over the years. Now that Chelsea is high pressing, they find reason to complain.

And someone said Mata will shine at Barca. Which forward do you know at Barca that presses like a 12 year old boy trying to conpete with grown men?

They should stop wasting our time jare. Matas sale date is past due.

GustavoFring: Perhaps you should consider the fact that prior to Mou's tenure, Mata was voted our best player back-to-back for 2 seasons, largely playing his normal game in his normal position.

Now he has been shunted out to the right, relieved of his creative duties and is constantly demanded to track back and double-team wingers.

Now consider Hazard who has more-or-less played in the same position and has only been criticised about tracking back more.

It is obvious that Mata has had to drastically change his style of play in less than one season(unlike Hazard),and has been shut out when he under-performs unlike Hazard who is pretty much guaranteed a place regardless of performance

When Mata play through the middle, they run through our middle, when he play on the wing, he cant keep up.

I done tell una before, Mata is a small game player. Even against Benfica, niggas take the midfield from him. He doesn't control jack when the opposition is in the game.

See Jose no fit show us young boys and 2nd teamers against Derby. DeBruyne, Mata, Bertrand, Kalac, Ba and Loftus-Cheek them na him suppose play this match.

mikuz: Lol . . . Ibime will send his next weekend. Please start putting finishing touches to yours!

Bros no disturb me with this guy matter abeg. . .

mikuz: Cooger, Ibime its on . . ,

https://www.nairaland.com/1581188/brutal-combat-vi-ibime-vs

I never promised to battle the dude. . . only if what he dropped on FFR was good, and I ain't seen that yet. . . wait, lemme tease something döpe out of him . . for now he remains on 'sparring' level. . .besides, I'm not picking up pen again till next weekend.

coogar: WARNING SHOT TO IBIME
a clash with you ain't no test i'm sweating.
all these faggöts think i am stepping to a legend
you ain't will smith - i see a bïtch distressing or your intestine is infected
your stans dont really get it, you are not at the races
and every second you bite canibus' penmanship.
you bars are fraudulent, in your punchlines it's evident,
it's really a pathetic scheme
the coog is your nemesis, you would lose badly to this veteran.
when you go back home, your wife would probably sue for a settlement.
you are a degenerate, effeminate and the question is.....
are you seeing a specialist?
you lack the elegance & that simply erodes your eloquent excellence.
ibime oozes of meaningless, feminine excrement
with repetitive petulance that has zero effectiveness.
i lay emphasis....
my greatnesss stretches back from genesis to the end of days
while your style is boring - bordering on the point of irrelevance
i'm not DBR, you won't catch me surrendering
your biggest win is against theprekky and i bet you bribed for it
now i am here for some vendetta shït to evacuate you nonentities from this premises.
where the fück do y'all get this impression, twits?
i craft bars breathlessly, my performance soars when the pressure peaks.
you claim the coog is sauron, where's the evidence?
one more conspiracy theory from you lunatics
and i'd have y'all nailed to a plank like the crucifix.
the accusation is baseless, i should dice y'all with a cut-throat hacksaw.
sauron is a wolf, i am a cat - i don't flow backwards
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45 mins rough sketch for ibime -
like i said, this is something light

What the hell is this guy/ yelling, and why?/ He's definitely high!/
Tell him his end is at nigh/
Fact is. . I'm only penning this rhyme. . .
cos he my sports section buddy. . . cos truth be told. . .that verse doesn't merit reply!/

I break his sternum/ and drill his skull. . . like Maxillo-Facial surgeons/
so the fake insurgent/ better pray to the faithful virgin/ before I degrade and hurt him/
And throw him off St Peter's Basilica. . . right in the middle. . . of a papal sermon!/

He should be struck with lightning/ or subjected to something frightening/
I don't know why this punk is lying/. . . cos we aint seen that junk you writing. . . since Sauron got expunged for biting!/

You talk like him/ even walk like him/ and follow sport like him/
So save us the lecture. . . cos when this 'teacher writes'. . . you'll get 'outlined in chalk'. . like him/

It's not my fault I win!/ I'm just evil and strong/ and lethal with songs/
I get the votes. . .sorta like floods. . . cos my flows. . . carry people along!/

I'm a doppelganger/ 'knife under my jacket'. . .playing a game of 'cloak and dagger'/
Kill this roach with camfor/ . . . after infecting his brain with Glio-blastoma cancer!/

You never spoke with candour/ cos you a broke bum shyte!/ Your money never come right/
In Manchester, I lived in Didsbury. . . nigga, you lived in Longsight!/

You dumb dyke!/ Claiming you attended Man Uni when it was MMU/
For those who lack clue/. . .that's like a nigga claiming OAU. . . while doing pre-degree at LASU!/

If I catch you/ spinning 'long yarn' like that Chinese city/ I'll get grime and gritty/
You always on Nairaland acting hype and silly/
. . .on Sports section you whine and bítchy/ Romance section. . . tryna find some títties/
On Rap section. . .tryna rhyme like 50/
And on Politics section, you tried to 'Occupy Nigeria'. . . but we sighed with pity. . . cos we never find you BUSY!/


This guy. . . who is he?/ He's a loser and bum/ who's stüpid and dumb/
Esau's hand and Jacob's voice is what Coogar's become/
But Sauron will confess. . .when my torture methods. . .loosen his tongue/

We used to play together/ In 2010, we both got engaged together/
I been married 2 years now. . . this broke nigga still tryna raise the cheddar/
Or maybe the lady's clever/ . . .and left him for a nigga who got his game together!/

Anambra girl. . . he was chasing from the day he met her/
Claimed he's doing introduction 2 years ago . . if my brain remembers/
One look at this broke cat. . . her father reneged to let her/ and chased away the leper/
then slapped his daughter. . . like. . . "Nne, I know I raised you better!"/

I got cheese like gees from Saudi/ Peep the Audi/ How could this weasel clown me?/
When I did my introduction. . .they took one look. . . and increased the dowry/
7 figure sum. . .and I paid on the spot/
When you went, they forced the engagement to stop/ and had you chased off their plot!/

Beefing me is a grave error. . . he gon' fall in a casket/ when I torture the fàggot/ for tryna talk to me backwards/
And if this dude a friend of yours. . I apologise for what I just did. . . to this unfortunate bàstard!/

Coogar should go drop some bars on FFR. If it's any good, I'll battle him. I get challenged to battle almost daily but we all know the score, FFR is where we filter those who are worth battling from the noisemakers.

Prospero Great: One or two words for d morning..

IM HARDLY A WUSS, an attempt to SPAR WITH THA BOSS and ya CHARRED WITH A TORCH so before you go apes, take note, I rocket monkeys LIKE WALLIE AND GUS
I'm FIRING D GLOCKS, on niqqas aSPIRING TO RUN for ma spot or VYING WITH A GOD and when I place their call to glory, don't think I'm DIALING YVONNE
when I'm VEXED, IT'S ALL SO BAD, I PRESS THE FOUR FOUR, GAT to WRECK A MOFO'S STANCE and before they revive their confidence, I steal their pornos to ensure they don't GET THEIR MOJO BACK!
It's RUDE THAT I SPIT after iv c.ocked d RUGER I GRIP, cos my aim is to aBUSE YA WIFE, CHICKS . . .when I produce my 'long bow' and 'TUNE-HER' LIKE FISH

Good sturvs!!

Where the party at?

Apologies to all who felt letdown by the battle.

I didn't spend much time on it. There's no hunger at Christmas time.

Welldone to Prekky who's a great sport.

I'm not going out like this though. I'll have one final battle against Mikuz any weekend soon.

Abeg una too make noise for here. What do we care? Which time Chelsea dey play tomorrow and what channel is it on, make I plan my movements jare.

I don't care if my puns was not to your liking/ You better watch what you writing/
cos if my old testament wordie was wack. . . your 'current yarns'. . . are even more shocking and frightening!/

If 6 lines fell flat, the other thirty were döpe/ and perfectly wrote/
Who else could punch Prekky with 24 biblical puns. . . nigga, my verse was bespoke!/

Some quick advice/ Don't diss and gripe/ before I get pissed and hype/
cos if I get mad. . . you gonna 'bear the Brunt'. . . like Chris's wife!/

You a bítch and püssy!/ While I was battling strong glads. . .you drew yourself against a simple rookie/
There'll be 'blood on the dancefloor'. . . after I teach this kid to dougie!/

Your first test. . .you fell flat on ya face/ when Prince caused you massive disgrace/
Now you sniping at me and Prekky. . . wishing you could stand in our place/

I'm off to my retirement home/ with the crown sitting right on my dome/
I only joined the tourney. . . to stop you using it. . . to claim a right to the throne/

Cos you a conniving sucker/ You initiated rap battle leagues to provide you cover/
So you could amass battle points. . . and claim heir. . . to this retiring brother/

Let Facebook chatter. . .how I claimed their Kings head/ cos niggas of my cadre bring dread/
Half man, half amazing. . . so when birds of a feather fly. . . I let my angel wings spread/

You lame and inbred/ I'm savage and I'm deadly/ you'll get damaged if you test me/
I'll deal with your matter later. . . cos I got "no time, no time". . . like Anime in the semis/

[quote author=Elli-dude]Some decisions are made out of Ignorance.. Certainly my case was more than just ignorance peer pressure almost added to my PRESAGED MISTAKE..

I met a lady online some two weeks ago [2yrs older than me] we got along so well..Like we were dating..She's more of a Nymphomaniac..

Knowing about this, i made a sex proposal to her and she accepted..

Seeming so excited, i made plans on how it would happen for its my first time of going to such extent of FOOLISHNESS ..

Since i stay with my parents, i knew their every activity and move as well as their schedules..And the 31st night would be one busy night for them..So we agreed to meet on the 31st night..

Leaving the consequences behind and focusing on the pleasure i got over excited about this adventure..

Behold, i soon came to find myself in a seminar..LUCKILY, THE TOPIC DISCUSSED WAS BASED ON SEX AND SEX ALONE..

Having noted the consequences and why its meant for only SPOUSES, i felt remorseful about my decision..

God willing, that same day [Two days before the day we decided to meet], i read a topic which talked about the dangers of early sex..

Touched by these two TOPICS, i gave up on my proposal to have SEX..

Still curious, i shared this with my friends..Some said there was nothing wrong about it but others DISAGREED STRONGLY AND PROFUSELY..With my own perception of wrong doings, I dropped it totally..

And finally i told her i couldn't do it..She asked why and i explained..

This is a story i shared for it maybe of help to someone who's having a similar thought in mind..

I keep wondering what saved me..

Could it be my conscience or GOD or those topics?
That i don't really know.
PLS O!! STOP INSULTING ME..Here are the lessons i'm proposing for young dependent guys..
1. You loose your worth
2. Virginity and Dignity
3. Lack of concentration in your studies
4. May lead to you becoming a young Dad which probably causes hitches in your marriage tomorrow
5. Contacting STD'S
6. Loss of worth among your loved ones..

Its not for popularity!![/quote]Arrant nonsense!!!

WIZGUY69: If i were in ur shoes, i will take the offer cos free punanny is involve!

lol.

lol. Abeg make una carry market go another thread. This is not discussion thread.

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Y'all heard of the whispers. . .
how I dragged a lion by the tail while jerking his whiskers/
Food fight. . . we throw plates . . .like we learning the discus/
We urban Barristas/ with money burning our fingers/ till we working with blisters/
So when I say we bought Turkey for Christmas. . .
I aint talking poultry. . .I simply mean we purchased Besiktas!/


Everything I'm dropping is döpe/
I'm never copying folks/. . . like One Book. . .with that Octopus quote/
Claiming you get cash. . . with your 'IPO' showing positive growth?/
We'll uproot your office. . . throw it in the sea. . . and see if your company floats!/
You properly broke!/ Claiming property. . . that's probably hoax/
So don't get Kings' cross. . . with your Monopoly jokes!/
Comedy Joe!/
I got that södomy flow/
And honestly though/ Ya sister and girl tryna follow me so. . .
Menage et trois. . .I make em 'share wood'. . . like the new 'Tottenham coach'!/
They pímp their juice for sure. . .Hell!/ It aint news the whöres sell/
but they didn't charge me 'jack'. . . infact, they paid ME. . . cos I used my 'rod well'!!!/


cos I don't see nothing wrong. . .I'm fine/ with a little bump and grind/
I bash niggas heads in. . .till they develop hunchback spine!/
Y'all niggas better jump in line/ Mikuz must be drunk off wine/
cos he criticising Prekky. . . thats a fücking crime!/
cos the first thing that comes to mind/
is Prekky beat him in so many battles. . . it can't be quantified/
There's no mathematical number for it. . cos he whooped him 'umpteen' times!!!/



And I aint starting no beef. . that's just what's on my mind!/


oNe!

I've caught 200 points from this stage before. Yall ninjas should have hope!!! But some seasons, a ninja might have enough breathing space to make clear decisions and Ritchboy seems to be on a streak where everything he touches turns to gold. Goodluck to the rest of una!

Krizz got this on wordplays, metaphors, multis and rhymes

dayokanu: I wasnt sure if it was Scotland or Ireland. Those pre 2002 world cup friendlies

Twas Scotland. Onigbinde paired Kanu and Okocha in midfield. Crazy man.

I attended the Ireland match, that was where Ogbeche pulled out the stunning overhead kick that hit the bar I believe. I cant even remember the score. That was at Loftus Road shortly after we drew 1-1 with Paraguay at the same venue. The second match against Ireland at The Valley, I remember quite clearly ended 3-0.

dayokanu: Onigbinde in a match vs introduced Aghahowa who scored 2 goals. He must be a world beater.

Senegal in 2000 ANC.

Please El Guapo is too young to remember, not a Grandpa like you

Mata should leave jare.