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[quote author=One book!]ibime lets post[/quote]Just send ya verse to ibime@hotmail.co.uk

I'm heading to gym at the moment. I'll post on return

King final coming up, I won't leave Prekky alive/ We could bet on the fight/
and I'll part the fool from his money. . . like the pastor that's collecting his tithe!/
I'll return the heathen to dust/ if he try speaking to us/
And kick the man of God out a moving vehicle. . . if he dare preach on the bus!/
You could bet that he's dead/ soon as he get peppered with lead/
I battle with no limits. . . and Master P. . . like kids who stop wetting the bed/
I'm the Champ that the men hail/ cos none of my battle event fails/
while his verse against Prince was so 'offal'. . . like animal entrails!!/
I spit bars that disgust ya mother/ and even make 'Usher' holla/
cos 'bullets will fly through ya neck'. . . when I 'pop ya collar'!/
I'll destroy his brethren/ when I deploy the seven/
And since he making joyful noise. . .I'll rip choirboy's vocal chord. . .and lift his voice to heaven!!/
He can't test this savage/ At best, he's average/
I'm analling his church girls. . . while they promise him. . .they're saving s@x for marriage!/
He'll get hit with a right hand/ if he think he a wise man/
I'll beat his pops. . . till his Pattaya. . . like that city in Thailand!/
I'll attack this fiend/ and detach his spleen/
My gun like 'Mary'. . . it make niggas fall back. . . that's why they call my Mag "da lean"!!/
I disgrace the jester/ if he claim doctor, lawyer or a great Professor/
cos we all see the streetsweeper 'dustin roads'. . . like the 80's wrestler/
I'm hacking his wrist off/ if he get me angry and pissed off/
He claim he had rice and chicken for Christmas. . . but we know he always 'do garri' like 'Christophe'!/
My hacksaw plunder/ this backdoor lover/
I'm in the Master's bedroom. . . making a slave. . .out of his crackwhore mother!/
l'll be dicking the bytch well/ His basketball skills is a big fail/
but I'm like Iverson. . . cos I could 'crossover Jordan'. . .like the children of Israel!/
I'm smashing this joker/ for tryna clash with a soldier/
And if he got 'faint' hope of beating me. . . he'll get trashed into 'coma'!/
This false informer/ got religious delusions and thought disorder/
Check NL front page . .he's prolly the deceased pastor who tried to walk on water!/
My lyrics is per-fect/ I already finished this nerd vet/
These are warning shots only. . . I ain't written his verse yet/

Yo Prekky/Mikuz

When should we schedule our final? Omo boyz have a lot of free time right now.

4llerbuntu: lmao. go and sleep dude. do u have any idea what the 2nd team costs at chelsea?

Evidence of poor buying and incompetence by Emenalo.

£100m of wingers on bench and out on loan, yet the first choice central midfield and strikers ain't worth a penny farthing on the pitch.

[quote author=A-40]Chelsea have the best squad! They are just not playing up to the level of talent present[/quote]

4llerbuntu: u do realize your squad is the 2nd best behind city?

I believe Ritchboy has answered all these questions already. Chelsea have the greatest depth of wingers, but midfield and strikeforce is not comparable to City, Pool or Arsenal. That is not having the best squad.

You don't get 3 points for parading De Bruyne, Schurrle or Willian on your bench. You get 3 points when Suarez, Negredo and Aguero hit the back of the net or when Fernandinho, Yaya, Ramsey and Flamini run the midfield.

Other than that, it's fine margins between Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Silva, Nasri, Coutinho, Cazorla and Ozil. Infact nothing between them so yes, Chelsea have a poorly equipped squad, although I know JM haters will say anything to pin blame on JM. So why did AVB, RDM & Rafa struggle to qualify for UCL with this 'greatest squad'? Nonsense!!

Some ninjas are never satisfied. SMH. I wonder how many points clear we would be if we had the same strikers as our rivals. It's nothing short of miraculous to be competing for title with a strikeforce boasting 5 goals between em.

[quote author=One book!]sending my verse to ibime now[/quote]Never received it

Airmark got this.

Disappointing battle tho.

Havilah93: Oh God when will Mourinho play Mata?

In those conditions? He would have been -1.

I'm sure Mata played vs Newcastle and Stoke sef.

I don't emulate you frog types/ who hesitate to hog mics/
The Champ is here. . . dragging cats into relegation dogfights!/
Groupies tryna g@ngbang. . . so we make it live/
'Two boys and two girls' . . .on a n@ked vibe/
But if this 'dawg' join in. . . that's Famous Five!!/
So you reading writing/ by Enid Blyton/ when I proceed to dive in/
Virtuous virgins will concede their hymen/ soon as they meet this titan!/
I was sexing dames/ with Kharma sutra manoeuvres and flexing frames/
but at last, my love has come along. . .like Etta James!/
My cash higher/ cos I got more 'notes' than black choirs/
Other rappers lacking sattire/ with jokes like flat tyres/
I loan out crazy debenture/ Phuck the 'Ghanaian' dialecture/
Niggas referring to my 'IQ'. . . when they say I'm a 'Mensa'!/
Obahiagbon of rap. . leave you constipated/ when grammar's alternated/
till your medulla oblangata's discombobulated!/
They heard Ibi is really strong/ at killing dons/
cos I go milly on/ niggas who change colours like chameleons/
You pay the price for battling me, you silly con/
No wins here. . . for you. . . it's gon cost L. . . like Pantilimon!/
I don't care if you rhyme forever/ I don't deny your clever/
but you cant win in any 'shape' or 'form'. . .when I 'put lines together'!/

Re: King Tourney

@ Mikuz and Prekky

Lets work around 29/30 date. Nothing but work, Christmas shopping and cooking till then.

How did deleted team perform this week?

Better news. . . JM prefers Matic to Guarin. . .

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2013/12/22/5234348/chelsea-fc-midfielder-transfer-rumors-nemanja-matic-fredy-guarin-lazar-markovic-benfica

Babamide: I feel Chelsea's major problem is player management. In the last 3yrs, the only player that has been given playing time and support even with his bad performance is Fernando Torres.
Let us start with the GK. Presently, Courtois is not ready to extend his contract with chelsea if he is not guaranteed first team. Cech is still a magnificent goalkeeper but in 2yrs time we would be ready for a replacement. How is Chelsea going to manage that situation??
Ryan Bertrand looks like a brainless dude anytime he plays but even at that we should stick with him during some games. I can remember when gibbs started to play for arsenal, he was sworn at week in week out. But now he has a better chance of being called up to the world cup squad than ashley cole does. Even Liverpool's Flanagan who looks like a leaf on water is more match confident than Bertrand or Ashley Cole at the moment
Take a look at the game against sunderland. Ivanovic was suspended, a tired Azpilicueta moved back to 2, match rusty ashley cole was brought in. When Azpilicueta took a knock, we turned to Uncle Essien. All things being equal, if Azpilicueta had no been playing at left back all these while, we should have started 2fresh, well rested players in that position.
Moving up to DM position. We have been rotating around Mikel (the slow poke), Ramirez(who is not a defensive midfielder), 34yrs old Lampard and an even older Michael Essien. No chance in the team for Oriel Romeu or Josh Mchearchan. Last season, I remember Rafa giving Nathan ake some time to play as DM.
The game against Sunderland, Mikel and Lampard were allowed to play 120mins knowing fully well that we were facing arsenal in 6days.
Finally, the forward position. Whoever allowed Lukaku to go on loan while signing a 32yr old replacement is stark MAd! Tell me which team has a 32 year old striker?? Apart from westbrom who signed Anelka

Poor squad management. A lot of it to be blamed on poor squad planning by Emenalo. There is no incentive for wingers to do well at Chelsea cos Emenalo will just buy replacement over your head anyway. The worst victim is Kevin De Bruyne, not to mention Schurrle and Willian, Moses, Thorgan and Piazon. 'Overcompetition' is a disincentive. They might as well give up and lose motivation. On the other hand, 'Unfair competition' as faced by Sturridge and Lukaku is criminal. The only player treated with any dignity as you mentioned is the biggest failure of them all, Torres. Meanwhile 'Under competition' in central midfield, a situation engineered by Emenalo to favour his countryman Mikel and his favourite signing Ramires. Hence the midfield is parading 3 players in their mid-thirties (Mikel, Lamps and Essien) and one headless chicken runner.

Phemmmy: @Ibime,
<color = "red">Na here the bros fumble as
cosine limit is from -1 to +1</color>


Did you ever do Differential Equations in School?
He is applying laplace transforms there.
Keep shut next time if you have nothing to say.

You are either a fool, a doofus or you did not understand what you were being taught. Choose one. WTF do integrals have to do with this discussion? Not only ODEs, I have done PDEs and beyond. The function Cos x varies in continuous oscillation between -1 and +1 forever. There is nothing you can put into a cos function that will exceed +1. Simple JSS3 Mathematics, yet a discombobulated doofus like yourself is getting yourself all confused mentioning Laplace transform. Next time if you don't understand what is being discussed, shut ya trap.

He's already cheating on you and it's a new wife you are worried about?

You've let him cross the line a long time ago. It's time to move on with your life.

Truckpusher: You fuccking hypocrite .
you prolly eat punny more than i do

Nigerians sha! always pretending to be better than you when in actual sense they are the worst culprit of what they're accusing you of.

I've said my mind and you have no choice than to respect my choice bro and if you feel bad about it ,why don't you go hug some transformer and die....in fact 'go and die'.

Back to punny business .....there is a normal level of discharge and smell that the punny must maintain because it's natural, but the moment a punny becomes scentless then it makes no sense because all the natural endowment that was suppose to maintain it to achieve it's normal purpose of sexual arousal is no longer there that isn't to say that repugnant odor is a welcome development.

I hope Mr Ibime has made his hang man's noose by now?

Eating puny is not in question here. I'm a card carrying member of that club. But na only inexperienced bobos like yourself dey chop the one wey dey smell like stockfish.

easyz: The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity.

Na here the bros fumble as cosine limit is from -1 to +1

Dj5Naira kept FFR moving the most

Truckpusher: I like the natural onion smell of the puccy ,though these days one can only find them in ranges of girls between 18 and 22 anything above that has been washed away.

In fact the moment i put my nose down there and i don't get the natural onion smell i just give up

yeah ...

You be dunce. You like the smell of bacteria and you are loudly proclaiming it. By the time most girls pass 22, they have learned that this smell is unnatural.

In my bachelor days, I came across 'the fish smell' many times. There's nothing more repugnant than trying to get down to bizness only to be greeted by that waft of odour.

The treatment is very simple - Canesten tablets and antibiotics. Abeg tell those your 18-22 year old yeast-infected sweethearts to hop to the pharmacy and cop some so you can enjoy sticking your tongue where the sun don't shine without eating a mouthful of bacteria.

debosky: ^^ Yet since Ramires arrived Chelski has won two European trophies - can we also attribute the success of Chelski in Europe to Ramires as you've equated failure in the league to him?

Would any Chelski fan trade another league title for those two European cups?

Slim margins. If John Terry scores his spotkick and DD misses his, story switches around. And the Europa league is testament to UCL failure.

The league is how we judge performance and consistency. Ramires is not fit to lick the underside of Ballacks mudstained boot in this life or the next. How would one compare a brainless chicken who cannot even dislodge Sandro from Brazil squad to one of the finest midfielders of his generation, a consistent European POTY contestant and Ballon Dor contestant, the midfielder of 2002 World Cup, with many titles under his belt and a plethora of near-misses. Ballack was always in one final or the other, always in semifinal and final with Chelsea, always competing with Manure at the top of the table even when Ronaldo made it nigh impossible to collect the trophy from Manure. Compared to Ramires? I spit on the ground!!!

[quote author=A-40]Deco and Ballack were peripheral for the most part. Lamps was probably the standout but they relied heavily on width as well! The Malouda-Cole axis was untouchable in England. Though Mou's Inter taught Chelsea a brutal lesson with Sneijder and Cambiasso in the middle so maybe you have a point[/quote]Ballack was the heart and soul of Ancelottis midfield. Without Ballack, the way Ancelotti set his team up to play does not exist.

I've heard some unwise folk say a lot of rubbish about Ballack on this thread over the years. I usually spot nincompoops the moment they open their mouth to yarn rubbish about Ballack. Rest assured, Ballack and Paul Scholes were the players of midfield from 2006 to 2010. (I'm ruling out Lamps and Fabregas as AMs). The power in his play, his range of passing, the SPEED of his passes, and his indomitable mentality is unmatched. Some lady who never kicked a football in her life could not wait for Ballack to leave, championing the arrival of Ramires. Since the season Ramires directly replaced Ballack, Chelsea have never even competed for title again, instead we've been struggling to qualify for UCL. Season 2010/11, Ballack for Ramires was the only transfer made that summer and we immediately went from grace to grass, and been in the grass ever since.

[quote author=A-40]Its not the sole excuse I think that is where I disagree with Ibime. However it is one of the excuses[/quote]Midfield is the only problem with Chelsea for as long as I've been arguing this matter with well known nincompoops. Why should I focus heavily on striker when I've always argued that Sturridge and Lukaku can get the job done? It is only those with shyt in their brains, log in their eyes and Torres in their heart who argue those two boys are rubbish. I have been vindicated.

There is little problem with defence either. At least 3 of our centre-backs are capable. It's the same ninjas who shut down Allianz and Nou Camp. Unlike some ninnies with flaky knowledge or experience of footie, I know even Tiago Silva would be defending on the half-turn like all our defenders currently are when Mikel allow raiders to run unchallenged from halfway line to poke through balls. No matter how good a defender, he cannot defend against opposition whose midfield have freedom to pick their pass without being hassled. It's either Mikel and Lampard cannot keep up with opposition midfield or Ramires keep dashing them the ball.

lalaboi: The both of you are the hypocrites. . You cannot force down how y'all think on me! Its bull.
If you cannot tell the difference between a tactical error or and individual error/display by certain players then i cannot help you.

Just because you would praise a manager when the team win and players play well does not mean i or someone else will. E.G. We had a decent run with Avram Grant. How many of y'all fancied grant then? huh? How many of you fancied Benitez despite the fact that he won the europa league?


I dont know about the pair of you, but the world i come from gives credit to players (not managers) who play well and not blame the manager when they dont.

Show me any of my posts that has praised mourinho as messiah or has confidently said he would succeed in his second coming. Rather it has been cautious and has no sort of expectation attached. I am simple giving him a chance. He was sacked the last time when we were in a bad patch of form. He's back now and you are expecting him to light up the league? Abeg. Make una go park somewhere.

Abeg leave this guys. You know Bluediva changes mindbbased on what time of the month it is whilst GustavoFring is a well-known leftist whose only claim to fame is arguing that Torres failure is the fault of the midfield. For JM to find himself 2 points behind the lead with this crap of a team at this stage is commendable. Other managers would finish 20 points behind like the Rafa they look back on with nostalgia

debosky: The midfield excuses are just that - excuses. As JM himself has said, they keep creating chances but not finishing them off. Whose fault?

Who brought in Eto'o, kept Ba and let Lukaku go on loan instead?

The reality of football is that if you don't take your chances when you're on top, the opposition will inevitably have a good spell and may catch you out when that happens. Yes the midfield centre is deficient, but prime difference between Citeh and Chelski right now is the potency of their forwards.

When Manure were winning games 4-3 last season (thanks to the brilliance of RVP) instead of losing 3-1 as they shoulda done, I'm sure some clowns told us 'what midfield strength did Manure need to win the title' just back in August. Now all the rage is how poor Manure's midfield is. Just because a striker covered a multitude of defects in Manures midfield doesn't mean the defect did not exist. That's why they got steamrollered in the UCL and against most decent midfield they faced. Just because RVP pulled out 3 points from thin air against the likes of West Ham does not mean their midfield was not shocking.

[quote author=A-40]Yeah but the wingplay was superb as well. Malouda was on beastmode all season long

Mourinho picked up Willian and Schuerrle for like £50 million he should also get the blame at some point[/quote]Malouda was on beastmode cos Ballack, Lamps, Deco and Essien (till Afcon injury) won every midfield battle, allowing Malouda freedom to play close to goal.

Mourinho got the summer very wrong. I don't believe he's been watching Chelsea closely at Madrid otherwise he would know the greatest need is in central midfield and no9. Lukaku would solve most of the no9 problem so all this talk of needing a striker carries no weight with me. He must bite the bullet till Lukaku returns. On the other hand, Willian and Schurrle are long-time targets so JM was just just being diplomatic as the incompetent Emenalo carried on the same foolishness that epitomizes his abysmal failure as Technical Director. The way JM is ranting and raving recently, you can tell he is not having it his way with transfer targets and is trying to put media pressure on the owner. But his approach is all wrong. He spent all summer ranting about Rooney instead of trusting Lukaku and ranting about the midfield instead. Now he is ranting for new striker but he's already missed his chance with Lukaku. It's time for him to rant about the midfield, strengthen that area and manage the rest of the season with 1-0 wins. I give him till summer to sort out the midfield and bring Lukaku back. That would end all this aggro.

[quote author=A-40]Ancelotti played attacking football with Drogba,Kalou,Anelka,Malouda how oh how is Mourinho not able to do the same with MAZACAR + Torres,Willian,Schuerrle the man no get excuse jare[/quote]Ancelotti played attacking footie from central midfield. All football starts in the centre. You cannot dictate the pulse of a game from the wings. 3 managers in a row facing similar issues is enough evidence of a structural problem with the makeup of the team. It's an unbalanced piece of trash.

Godwon vs Sinzu is the only beef worth mentioning in Naija HipHop history. Everything else is child's play. Both of them delivered knockout punches on each other. The ish was brutal mehn.

Jarus: I need your advice on something quite important. Three months ago, I was suspended from my job for a crime I am not guilty of (I suspect my boss does not want me and otehr accountants again; he suspended me and forced another accountant to resign). Since then, I have been carrying out a research on how to start and run a farm(palm tree, cassava, maize etc). I have even bought a hectare of land in a village close to my hometown in Kwara state for that purpose and secured more hectares on lease. All I am waiting for is teh season start (February/March).

I must tell you I am already feeling like a boss (lol), when, suddenly, I learnt after the investigations that my boss had been mandated to call me back and he has done that. The questions now are: should I go back? Am I strong enough to start my own now? Won’t I be better off being on my own? Wont he (my boss) organise a bigger trouble for me (since he was forced me back in the first place)? Now I am at crossroads. With the job, my N50,000 per month is guaranteed, but can’t have more. With my farm, N600,000 per year is not sure, but millions can be expected, depending on factors that cannot be accurately projected. Jarus, what do you think I should do?

http://www.jarushub.com/return-to-my-50kmonth-job-or-go-ahead-with-farming/

This bros sensitivity analysis na wa o. From 600k to countless millions, all from the same acreage of land? The land no get measurable output?

My honest opinion, run the farm parallel for a year or two to learn the pitfalls of the farming game then go fulltime. As it stands, this bros is already on shaky foundations at his workplace so I would not call it 'guaranteed' income. So go for the farming but take a year or so to learn the game.

mikuz: Damn!!! Thunderstorm just lost his mum, take heart bro. May her soul rest in peace.

My condolences to the brother.

odiyaka: Oyah tell us the correct word to use.
In Fela's voice "teacher teacher ooo..."

Shebi una be student now. I set am as assignment for una.

It's a shame that Nairaland is promoting poor grammar on it's front page. You cannot 'resume' at a place you have never been before. You 'resume' school after a holiday. You do not 'resume' anything for the first time.