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Though not a judge, my two pence:

When I first read both verses in my inbox, I thought Mikuz edged this.

After reading judges comments and reviewing the verses, I could understand why Prince got the verds.

But I always go for my first instinct because I vote on text battles as I would a live stage battle, and in live battles, there's no time for review - first impression always wins.

Rhymes I liked were Rubicon line, Port au Prince, Monkey Post and MKO lines.

topcos: Hummm, Ibime, you didn't complain then against u3, don't you feel it will be more respect gained if you also didn't complain on blaq? Dudu you keep contradicting yourself, now you are saying his bars are wack, so why complain? Since it is very wack, let him drop his 50 lines since it wouldn't matter cause you still gonna win, that will be another rep, ibime beat blaq with 27lines like u are bragging now against u3... Besides u consider his rhymes wack yet he has two votes, does it mean that u don't also believe in the prowess of the judges? Dude you got no point here... I won't bother myself if am sure my 2lines can beat someone else 60lines and I would avoid what I tried to avoid the first time by not complaining against u3.. So u avoided this drama against u3 just for you to display it against blaq? Impressive

It's my prerogative bro. If I'm the one sinned against and the situation pass without drama, there's no point making a drama, but it's my prerogative to do so if I feel ninjas are taking the piss.

My bars are mostly technically flawless. I give ninjas like U3, Mikuz, Prekky, Thunder, Ema props for that as well. Most times, theres not a word out of place. What I won't stand for is a lazy unpolished netcee like Blaqbonez making making technical fouls all over the place, from his very first line to his last (rhyming 'bars' with 'class', rhyming 'dumb kid' with 'bros cheek' - these are his first two bars - check his verse from start to finish - technical fouls throughout). I won't stand for şuch netcee making a mockery of skill with lazy wordplay like Bug Larry etc and trying to bumble through by writing way over the line limit and using lazy wordplay all over the place to sneak a win and impress the gullible. It makes mockery of true skill. It's what I used to call "the Sleakid effect", before he improved himself.

He's already broken at least 20 technical rules in that battle, I'm not going to allow him add ten lines ontop of that. It's my prerogative.

[quote author=A-40]Wait oh is this not the same thread where niggas were boasting not too long ago about Chelsea having 5,6,7 or even 8 players that would walk into Bayern (The best team in Europe's squad) all of a sudden the team is not good enuff? We don't believe you you need more people[/quote]lol. You got a point there sha.

But that one no consine me. I've always maintained that Emenalo has done a very poor job of building a team.

lalaboi: I underestimated the power of a Ghost team!. . I am ashamed to have lost to a certain Deleted person. .

Was it Ipukulu Marines?

topcos: Smh,,,,, much Respect to Prekky, that is the only neutral dude here.. I have never seen such open display of monopoly propaganda anywhere in this world except here in nairaland... You lazy people won't go anywhere else to battle, u sit here and endorse the dick of a fellow human...... Ibime altered the numbere of words per line when he asked for it to be longer, nobody complained, he allowed U3 verse to stand cause he felt it wasn't a real threat, now let's be sincere, if u can allow 40bars to stand then why cry over 37bars from blaqbones Accept bro, you knew u had no chance, don't tell us about the football ish excuses about u3 bars...... You claim its just a tourney so why drag urself into exchanging words with a so called kid?? Bro deal with it, u were in a hot soup and u openly bought urself out of it and since ibime have spoken, the whole nairaland will bow..... Smh, u all need to change this attitude,,,, not cool at all......its not a rivalry but he requested that u guys take it to the indians or americans, if u feel facebook is for kids and infested with rogues then accept and av a match somewhere else and clear ur name.. There is no age or bragging right in a text beef,,,, enu o se durela..... If e sure for u, prove it....... And for u cunts talking about how corrupt facebook is, Mikus came there and got whooped by u3 and a texcee who retired 3years ago called "Huge chiemeze" but he latter won Blaqbone twice in two different groups and reached the finals of RG kings tourney so what are u guys saying? If he was hated that much or if fb was currupt that much, would this av happened U all need a rethink, its the least u can do....

Why not allow him 50 bars or even 100?

Mscheew.

Mikuz calmly told the ninja to cut 10 lines but he can't cos there's no contest if he does.

So because U3 got away with 40 lines, theres one rule for Ibime and another rule for the rest?

Do you know the chaos that would have been caused if I made noise about U3? Exactly what's happening now. The tourney would have been in disarray.

And by the way, scores is 3-2 even with his 38 bars.

Trust me, there's no controversy here except a scared cat who cannot fight evenly.

And for the record, I think his verse is wack and semi-literate. Virtually nothing rhymed in his verse unless rapped in colo English. And all his wordplay was in kpako English as well. I would have penalised him severely if I was a judge.

ThaBlaqBonez: Haha used to respect ibime, till now, fuckingg pussy, dude if u gat balls lets take it .Outta here, i .Go beat u till ur wife begin feel d pain hahahaha pussy

Dude we not in the same sphere. I can't equate myself to rivalry status with you and I can't elevate you pass your level. I would be disrespecting the proper way of rhyming to even give you airplay. When Sleakid was trying to tussle with me, I told him I cannot promote his standard of rhyming because that's promoting semi-literacy. Same goes to you.

drulz: And too all my converters out here I'm a chemistry student.. I saw dat line before it was even pasted.. Safe for d fact no unit was put.. Shii was correct.. If you neva knew there is cm cube etc.. Uve been schooles .. Mail blaq a thank you letter..

I'm not a chemistry person at all but I know a standard unit cannot change linearly when a polynomial power is involved. 2.24 cm cube for example can never equal 22.4 mm cube.

I just dey laugh.

One bush oshodi boy said we should take the battle to the Americans. He thinks the Americans will give him points for Bug Larry puns and rhyming 'nervous system' with 'head off instead' or 'burnt offering' with 'stops burning'?

All his rhymes only flow with kpako accent. Americans ko, Americans ni.

I've been magnanimous with him so far, but if he DQ yourself, so be it. We move on jare. That piece of trash verse does not belong where literate people are rhyming anyway. It belongs with Area boys and miscreants of society. Bug Larry!

ritchboy: The ninjas saying JM 'clearly' has the best squad don't know what they're talking about. Just because you see Mata on the bench cos JM doesn't fancy him is no evidence of anything.

You can't possibly have the best squad when all your strikers are pants. All City's strikers will stroll into Chelsea XI, even Guidetti will fancy his chances.

You also can't have the best squad when your midfield is also pants. Yaya and co. will cartwheel into that Chelsea team, let's not even get started with Arsenal's.

The much hyped AMs Mazacar/Willian/KDB/Schurlle aren't any better than City's/Arsenal's AMs/SSs so what are we talking about here?

Even the defenders/goalie are mostly past their prime[Cashley/Cech/Terry] or were never that good to begin with [Luiz/Cahill].

As much as I'd like to label JM incompetent, i think he's doing OK with the players he has to work with. At least his team aren't ninth on the log

So after Emenalo spent £250m, this is what it boils down to.

And some cats been giving Ibime stick for pointing out the obvious for the last 2 years.

UlqU3: Personally, I feel bis is d0pe. Most of these "rivalries" are caused by d "over-hypers", not even the peeps involved. Its just battle shid.. u gats ginger the oda guy spirit
Mr Bis, maybe we can kick our own ffr session sometime.. peace.

My pleasure bros.

BTW, I don't mind Blaqbonez going through. Not at all. Glacierz vote should stand, because once a vote is cast, its cast. I just need to point out that the guy is taking the mickey with his lines, like say na win at all cost.

UlqU3: Lol, this is the reason why i modified my earlier posts.
Lets scrutinize how "genuine" yall are.
Mikuz and co been blabbing bout rules and shid from the onset of the tourney right?
k, so why was it that when bis said we could go over the original amt of bars yall agreed? I rem he said smtn abt the 1st verse size being too small..thats how we even got to 24.. rly? because he said it?
Or how yall changed my deadline and mikuz told me like a day b4.. cuz Ibime said he was ready?
Abt my battle.. I blv I won but yall voted otherwise, did I complain? I just carried on, felt yall were used to Ibimes typa bars.. so anything diff looks strange or goes over heads. Heads on fbk felt my shid so its wateva. Besides if he bodied me as you claim I wouldnt have gotten any votes.
Blaqs battle however, he descended to your level and went "humour over bars" like Ibime does. Ibime even boasted "Ill beat you with your 40 lines".. but soon as the 1st verd drops against him, he bitches out and starts talking line count? Yall even guilted glacierz into deleting his vote. Thats major bullshit. Even when mikuz posted my verse wrong sm1 voted on it like that and it was never removed.
Also, how is someone of RHYMELUNATIC's calibre a voter?
1 He's seriously wack
2 He's a well known bis dickrider

At any rate, let ur oga fight his own battles, I dont even know you. How is this not dickriding?

The reason I did not complain about your 40 lines is because you wasted 10 of them on that football play which I thought was your loss. It's a shame you should be mentioning this after turning up with 40 lines to a 24 line battle. That's plain desperation to win at all cost.

As far as deekryding and all that, we don't form crews on NL, take battles overseriously and all that mess. We make sure to educate our netcees so that they are more informed on what is ill and what is not, unlike FB where semi-literacy and uninformed voting is the order of the day.

I'm retiring after this tourney but you can take our battle to any relevant site for their judgement.

Like I said, any vet can beat another in a battle but overall you cannot compare your wit, humour, wordplay, speed of thought, culture, intelligence or use of the English language to mine.

Whoever try to hail this mule/ I'll impale the fool/
His attempt at the STP line. . .clearly shows. . .why he failed at school!/
He write dumb scripts/ if you read it, your eyes must wince/
Bug Larry? . . . thats like calling the choc rapper . . .Ice 'bug' Prince/
While my verse depict him/ as a murder victim/
He busy rhyming 'method is sick'. . . with 'nervous system'/
None of his lyrics is clear/ And his English? Despair!/
You aint rapping to Oshodi boys. . .we value literacy here!/
My Akinulapo puns alone should give me the bout/
Unless readers lack culture. . . and are thinking like touts/
My verse was sent to warn ya/ that phucking with me will only yield a se.x disorder/
Easy win. . . cos you chicken feed. . . and I'm no1. . . in the 'pecking' order!/

I would say Blaq should cut 10 lines and resubmit. It's not by force to battle Ibime. I overlooked it against U3 cos I felt he wasted the extra lines on football plays. Not trying to be controversial, the controversy is caused by blatant flouting of the rules.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]i remove my vote...i have my reasons... mikuz please remove my name from the list of judges[/quote]What's all this about? Ice 'bug' abeg drop your vote jejely. No be war. Once vote is dropped, it cannot be removed. We don't want any controversy here abeg.

Please be aware line limit is 28, not 38 (and I'm being generous). . . .it's not by force to battle Ibime. . . .

ThaBlaqBonez: Aii listen...

U boutta be engaged in this MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply FOUNDATION CLASS/ . . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me?? With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/
"The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether" ^^ Dats English From a GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/


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"Glacierz I 'thunk' u won that battle as well"

Wtf??

Niggas FUC.K THIS/ check his NL pic, he holding sum DUMB KID/
While pimples all over the BROS CHEEK!!/
So many spots on ur face. . .a kick to ur head Becomes a SPOT KICK!!!/



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I know u envy ma RAP ATTACK/. . .when I spit its KAMAKAZ!!/ buh if he says 'he's out of this world '. . .I'd hop inna space ship to get this RAPPER BACK!!/
. Once I get there. . .I'd land a punch that'd make him 'Leave Space' . . .like he tryna insert a PARAGRAPH!!!!/


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Buh really

I can't believe its this SAME FATHER/ that CLAIMS HARDER/. . .dats s'posed to be the tourney's MAIN RAPPER/
. . .When the battle I 'Red', streetwize 'Blue' Him Till we couldn't Find His 'GREY' MATTER!!!!/


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He dint SAY NADA/

Cz We saw the best cams RECORD HIS DEATH/. . .he proved ur METHOD IS DEAD/. . .made ur head swell?? He blew ur HEAD OFF INSTEAD!!/
. . .Yes Ur lines 'Hit a nerve', street Shutdown ur Whole NERVOUS SYSTEM!!!/


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Buh SEE MEHN/

am on sum TERRORIST SHI.T/ they hail cz ma METHOD IS SICK/
. . .Goodluck Phoned, am like YES BRUV, ITS ME/ . . .He said he finking of conducting sum CENSUS THIS WEEK/ Any tips on RECORDING THIS??/
. . .I said yeah,

after u done the Head count, Check inside a Certain Ibime's trouser too. . .there's a whole lotta MEN ON HIS D I C K!!!/ ^_^

Bt I'd leave him DEAD ON THE STREETS/


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...how?

Remember dbr's secretry?? She MAY DECIDE/. . .When am in with like EIGTHY GUYS/. . .secret service, the AIMING TYPE/
. . .Block the Doors n Windows. . .RAISE THE NINES/. . .since u be winch. . . u fit try 'Run Thru the wall' like AC PIPES/ ( ˘˘̯)


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Or I call in my FAV'RITE GUYS/

. . .10 of the DEADLY HEAP/ they Raising EVERY CLIP/
. . .3 point 3 Gats, and LET IT CLICK/ 5 point 5 glocks, sum FIERY SHI.T/ they CLEARLY PISSED/. . .then 'two point two Four' and u dead. . . . at 'STP'!!!!//////
(2.24)


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Aiii LEMME SEE/

2day he's pastor ibime,

cos he gon endure this LONG SUFFERING/ leave his TONGUE STUTTERING/ send clips dat'd fill his lips with the fruit of the spirit till he STOPS TALKING/
When the 'mac' Speaks, he runs and hides with the 'Ephesians' buh its NOT WORKING!!/ so he's STUCK RUNNING/
. . .Reaches bethlehem, hides inna manger, he's LOST...WATCHING/
Then I light it up, the 'Messiah' of rap. . . 'Burn in a manger'. . .So GOD LOVING!!/
buh once it STOPS BURNING/
I'd take his ashes to the temple, dance to the front. . . .and offer it as BURNT OFFERING!!!/ ^_^


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Or

I let the FOURS CRACK HIM/ . . .for all the FALSE RAPPING/
U claim King, buh u ain martin luther and u NOT LARRY!!/
Buh if u WAS LARRY/ I gat men at the DOOR, LARRY!!/
Once they hold the GUNS, LARRY/
U gon lose. . . .if u try To take the Win Though . . .they BUG, LARRY!!!/



Wait!

I said if u WAS LARRY/ . . .I gat men at the 'Door', if u try To take the 'Window' they BUGLARY!!!/


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Pls jes STOP RAPPING!!/

Cos Yur FUC.KING DUMB/. . .stop typing ma name with those UGLY THUMBS/
. . .I said U shuld FUC.KING STOP!!!/. . .or I'd Punch Ur 'Giant Elephant Lips In'. . .that's how I 'POP THE TRUNK'!!!/ So pls SHUT HIM UP!!/
Cos Am pissed at WHAT THIS GUY EXPORTS/ in the Booth he's brings NOTHING I ENJOY/. . .His accent PLUS HIS STYLE HAS FLOPPED!!!/
. . .Its the Same With All 'Ijaw' men. . .now Eldee loses cash. . .when anoda Flop. . . FROM HIS 'TRIBE RECORDS'!!!



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And u might feel u LETHAL BRO/ send me off with a LITTLE FLOW/ bt u def didn't 'See this' Coming. . .all em MIDDLE BLOWS/ . . .U culd spray sum 'naira' to WIN YOU VOTES/. . .Bt I 'Yearn' to get ma 'pound' of flesh when I MEET YOU....SO here's how THIS WOULD GO/. . .I'd send sum 'Dolls'-To-Hit-Men, a couple Shots-n-he's-dead. . . then by ur grave . . .I'd BRING 'U ROSE'!!/ (euros)


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TRUE BRO'/

I might be WRAPPING OFF NOW/ buh let ur GUARDS BE ON GROUND/. . .Cz this last punch I LAND IN THE BOUT/. . .'d Re-arrange ur anatomy. . .Leave ur Lungs in ur hands and ur "HEART IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"/


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BLAOOOO!!!

"Presenter: This just in, the burial ceremony for the late ibime has been concluded"

How it happened. . .

Got to his home, n I SPARKED UP THE PLUGS/ ta CRACK ALL THE DOORS/ . . .dragged and 'burried' him in d sand, with head ABOVE THE FLOOR!!/
Buh he start to talk shi.t BOUT GUNS N BOMBS/. . . i brought him out. . .put him inna coffin

. . .And I Re-bury. . .

mehn I deserve the 'BALLON D'OR'!!!!!!!!!/


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Story, story, story. Once upon a time, timer!

Chelsea has no central midfield and no strikeforce.

Everything else being chatted on this thread is a bunch of bull.

No manager can track runners for Mikel, pass and control ball for Ramires or score goals for Torres. Not AVB, not RDM, not RB and not JM.

Yea though JM is outperforming the rest, the spine is weak and in need of surgery.

ThaBlaqBonez: U dead bro

You spitting 40 lines, claiming Ibi was Larry/ and you gon' bug larry/
And when you break through the window. . .that's a bug larry/
With those Oshodi wordplay. . .na Kingship you want carry?/

ThaBlaqBonez: Ibime u gatta quit this lying habit of urs mehn

Even with your 40 lines, you go still comot. . .

Mikuz, no flop the formatting again o. Every thing should be 2 lines each.

The strikeforce is crap, the central midfield is worse still. The same things I've been saying on here for two years. Jose problem is thinking he is better than the players he has at his disposal. He shoulda revamped the midfield and strikeforce in the summer instead of following Emenalos failed formula.

He's only got himself to blame for not making Lukaku feel wanted. We can't be talking of buying new striker when we have a good striker out on loan. He should cut his losses and ride the rest of the season out with Ba. He can still post a decent goal return with Ba. Torres seems to be back to his old tricks and Eto is just not a factor.

mikuz: I didn't see it.

Anyway, I copied in the Ezeala account.

mikuz: Oops . . Its Nlking@hushmail.com

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Yep, that's where I sent it

debosky: ^^ No steel.

Funny but true. . . .

.

mikuz: Post the verses na. I wan sleep.

I've sent you revised version of my verse against Blaqbonez to Nlking@gmail account

mikuz: Post the verses na. I wan sleep.

Apologies. . . .Ema's verse went straight to my spam folder. . .


Mikuz vs Ema Prince is now open. . . .


https://www.nairaland.com/1548060/king-tournament-q-finals-ema

[size=16pt]Mikus verse:[/size]


I belittle this rebel/ floor and stab him with biros and pencils/ cos battling me is riskier than tryna eat with the devil/
. . but if he 'bites more than he can chew' . . he'll develop 'teething problems' . . soon as these punches start ripping his dentals!!/

Ya rhymes against Luna was shockingly horrid/ you were'nt dropping with logic/ so Ill prey on you like a hawk in the tropics/
. . You rhyming face with red . . goes to show that ya oral English teacher deserves to get crushed with a forklift!/

I plan ta shatter his chord/ with a jab that sting faster than Floyd's/ but if he parry the punch/
. . watch him get laid . . cos Ill bring glocks to 'Ice Prince' . .like arming the 'rapper from Choc'!!/

This bout isnt fair/ the way I'm trouncing him here/ Ill celebrate his loss with throwing pounds in the air/
. . cos I know that like Kolo Toure against Hull city . . this defeat will leave you hitting the ground with despair!!/

I have you owned with disses/ cos when Im floating lyrics/ you get smoked like chimneys/ so I should be enthroned in minutes/
. . . but if you claim the heir . . Ill 'throw caution to the wind' . . and leave you blown in pieces!!/

You'll only spit nice verses unless you quoting the bible/ and with ya generic bars, you'll never pose in the final/ or come close to the title/
. . Cos if ya 'Singapore' pun against Luna is referenced in google . . we'd find that it was boldly recycled!!/

This joke is finished. . .

cos. . .Ill eat him like a crazy cannibals/ one more word from him, Ill displace his mandible/ and break his clavicle/
. . I instill fear in him . . so he'll never near Rivers . . cos the men I station in 'Port awe Prince' . . like 'Haiti's capital'!/

I come with a tactical speech/ that voters can hardly resist/ and every bar that ah spit/ is delivered with magical wits/
. . but hes just a lady claiming a guy . . cos a look at the 'naija female artiste' will reveal that 'Ema' is actually a bi,.tch!!/

Nothing you ever pop is drugs/ . . you deserve to be dropped with shots/ and I can swear ya mum's a slut/
. . even the 'Scottish club' . . knows ya 'Mother well' . . cos she opens for any player who craves for her honey pot!!/

. . . Ill drill spokes in his bowels/ hit his nose with a shovel/ cos he'll only maintain a build-up if he was holding a trowel/
so if he fails to raise the white flag . . after this blood bath . . he'll 'throw in the towel'!!/

I've proved my mettle like Xavi/ but what you've been venting is flabby. . . /
so if he claims I manipulated the draws in the previous round . . .
. . . . he'll be laid to rest, soon as my convey ram his car and leave holes in his chest like the killers of Festus Iyayi!!/

I split this gent with an axe/ in the wave of a clever attack/ with the speed of a Ferrari car
. . Bleep an alphabetical slaughter . . but like the Naxcon blast in Mutant X . . M will will rip E[b]m[/b]a apart!/

I'm a boss to E.P/ so hes attempts to rumble with me/ will leave him bundled quickly . . / with a rumpled kidney . . /
so its best he retreats . . cos if he 'cross the Rubicon' . . . Ill bury him in the border between Gaul and Italy . . !!/

This fight was like Papoose facing Dbanj/ . . so I just amputated his arms/ and blasted him straight to the stand/
. . . cos my rifle was loaded to definately drop Prince . . quicker than AC Milan!!/