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Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ema Prince Vs Mikuz ) ** by Ibime(m): 11:54pm On Dec 08, 2013
[size=16pt]Ema Prince's verse:[/size]


After his fight with chocc/they said Mike is tough/..It's time to know if they right or not/
So I'll prove he's worthless..cos with the pen and the pad . . I can write him off!/


He has a big taste for tittles..Achebe,they hail the geek/..Ichie of rap..with all his frail lyrics/
So I'm playing Chris Okotie . . . your 'catholic taste' . . . to hell with it!!!/


It's only right you are schooled/ . cos you oblivious of the crisis that looms/
And it will take you long to recover . . . when I strike like ASUU!/


I'll take your eyes to the truth/..your wife is my boo/..she calling me ceaser..her best beloved master/
I display a lil 'rome antics'. . . and she hopped on my bed like Cleopatra/


I'm the bright and coolest G/..who spits on the mic to chew mcs/and i might knife and slew the mik/
But I'll hang him on a pole 20foot long . . . now that's the 'height of cruelty'!!/


How could he be the main man in this area/when he weakly replied the diss I handed him earlier/
He demanded that we meet at the 'coal-face'..but I swear Wande will still brand him a failure!/


Da Mik's too small/ . and I'm the one that chicks do call/..cos ma chips too tall/
He's a Moderator . . but this 'monkey post' is not lucrative . .street footballs!!/


Now Let me speak truth y'all......


If not for biten lines/..that dude illscripting rhymes/..coulda beaten mike/
Over here,we protect you a lot..that's why in sites like fb,you get beaten on weakdays and weakend nights/

Plus your victory against Ibi was fluke/cos your nemesis U3..Ibi had him eaten and whooped/
My plan is to loose the veil of darkness covering your flaws...with the glistening truth!/


He wants to be crowned king/..now he calling out prince/with no stamina to bout him/
But if he 'ever rest' . .I'll seize the opportunity to smash his head against a mountain/


He should seek around for deliverance/from the spirit that made him bout with titans/
And all ears will hear his family scream and wail..cos his death is 'within shouting distance'!/


But if he seems to be winning..judges should read again and change they verdicts/don't mind if he claim you heartless/
Cos my plan is to make him suffer a bitter loss like Abiola...when I give M k.o that will quench his heart beat!!!/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Just watched the highlights. Same exact problems as last year.

1st half, striker problem. So much threat, no goals.

2nd and 3rd goals, midfield problem. Not sure how Stephen Ireland could run from halfway line unchallenged for both goals. Disgraceful.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Dec 08, 2013
ThePrekky: And assuming I reach d next round, mikuz pls pair me with blaqbonez... that is, assuming he also reaches next round. Blaq, who'r yu battling this round by d way, bro?
Blaqbonez ain't reaching next round bro
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:14pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ema prince: WTF!!!!!!!!......I never knew our battle will still hold today because I wasn't seeing any thread for prekky vs scrolls yesterday..well..let me try send mine right now.
Copy in ibime@hotmail.co.uk when you send to Glacierz
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Ibime(m): 4:29pm On Dec 08, 2013
Why is this battle stickied?

Drop this ish down jare
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:46pm On Dec 08, 2013
DeadScrollzz: Lol,.ibime wouldnt want to meet me in the tourney na...he wants me thrown out already...
You will probably pull a no-show against me and start blaming Mikuz again.


If Prekky allow you to show late, its Mikuz call. But we can't be having ninjas arbitrarily deciding to move battles.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]against ani. . .every punch i scored/would chunk ya jaw/
either the judges were dumb. . .or they were hungry for lunch and more/
i just prepped my mind/to let that slide/
maybe they needed a bar breakdown . . like wreck that tried/
still wreck ma hommie/ u cant dent ma glory[/quote]I thunk you won that battle as well, but you only have yourself to blame. You left your best bars till the end of your verse.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:00pm On Dec 08, 2013
DeadScrollzz: .
.I am not here to argue nigga,..i knew my battle with prekky was either yesterday or today.. .
Shush man. You knew your battle is yesterday or today, yet you did not have a verse ready for yesterday, you did not check your emails or FB, you did not check on NL. You want no responsibility for your no-show. You want to be spoonfed and have Mikuz call your phone personally to confirm. . . yet you knew battle was yesterday or today. . . . and now you are here bytching.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:02am On Dec 08, 2013
DeadScrollzz: Mikuz...av been very busy,I dint check into fb for some time now...and every time i check into NL,I cant find my battle thread...atleast that would have gingered me...am in church right now,if u dont mind...pls give me till later in the day...but if u've made up ur mind already on prekky goin to the semis...let me know now,so i wont bother stressing myself getting my verse ready...thanks.
How did you know you are battling Prekky and not know the date? Mikuz put the fixtures and the date together, now you are coming here to tell us stories.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:21am On Dec 08, 2013
DeadScrollzz: Whats happening na,when is my battle with prekky,...and wheres our thread,?,..lets drop after church please...
Did you send your verse? Which one be 'drop after church' when your battle was yesterday?
Music Business › Re: Here Comes The BEAT by Ibime(m): 9:49am On Dec 07, 2013
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:56am On Dec 07, 2013
Joshuabase: so from mik and bis are saying. . . I should've scripted 24 lines in less than 24 hours (with the intent to win i might add) bearing in mind i have my personal life to live which was fully booked that faithful day?
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SMH
Why didn't you say so on the day you were told?

You didn't bytch when you were told, but you're coming to bytch now.

Man shush!

Infact you'd known your battle falls around that period for some time, so you should have some bars ready. There's enough evidence to show you've been around for a full week after the schedule was changed.

You're out. That's all. So stop downing the tourney just cos you bytched out.
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland King Tournament : Quarter Finals by Ibime(m): 8:48am On Dec 07, 2013
Add Glacierz, Luna, Siddog and Onebook to the list, let there be no ambiguity.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:13am On Dec 07, 2013
Please jare, we no want hear noise.

Its the ones who didn't show for battle coming to complain. Joshuabase has been on this thread recently on Dec 2nd and Mikuz told him his battle was the next day, so cannot claim ignorance of his impending battle.

My battle with Bones is Sunday (or Monday depending on the schedule), I'm away all weekend so I just wrote his verse tonight, not coming to give excuse on Sunday like the one Base is giving us now.

No tourney is without hitches. This is not the first tourney on NL and none of them passed without hitch.

Mikuz ride on jor. Just make sure to give us daily update on the tourney thread of any postponements, no-shows etc.

Its obvious Prekky vs Deadscrollz was not gonna take place today as Sid-Bones battle was not fully resolved, so no point complaining.

Make nobody run, the vets are all here from NL and FB, it gets no better than that despite couple hitches.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:03pm On Dec 06, 2013
Warning shots. . .



All of Blaqbones fans are gay/ tryna fist up? He better put his hands away/
I rant on dude like my man Kanye/ as in. . . "You aint got the answer Sway!!"/
I'ma dance on the bastard grave/ cos he said he was döpe/
But his battle was flop of the round. . . Mikuz end up begging for votes!/
He better elope/ before I send him to heaven/
And if he 'ironman'. . . my 'cannonball' . . . turn his girl to 'blaq widow'. . when avengers assemble!/
He lack the right verse/ his raps is like dirt/
I'm feeling like electrician. . .it aint hard to wire blaq. . . it's light work!/
The fact he might hurt/ should be actually dawning/ when I answer his calling/
You'd swear his family is breakfast. . . cos I'ma have em in mourning!/
Fans is applauding/. . . screaming olé. . . cos my ball skills is amazing em/
But if his fans scream olé . . there's a thief in the stadium!!/
December 8th, I'm blazing him/ if he try to step/ to this violent vet/
He never ride in jets/ . . .but one punch. . .will send him down a 'flight' of steps/
He'd rather hug a grizzly bear/ than diss me here/
And if he swear/ that I'm 'dying'. . . thats just means I'm switching hair/
This bytch is scared/ so tell the pest to vamoose/
And if he claim he 'ceiling the win'. . .I'll put his head through the roof!/
He's destined to lose/ cos my bars absurd/ when I spark this herb/
December 8th, he's dead. . . spelling exam. . . Mark my words!!/


KING!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:00pm On Dec 06, 2013
Ivory Coast got great draw, Ghana handed a nightmare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:58pm On Dec 06, 2013
4 times vs Argentina in 5 world cups
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Blaqbones Vs Siddogg ) ** by Ibime(m): 8:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
Abeg judges shouldn't even bother giving in-depth analysis. Just name your winner so we can move on.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:32am On Dec 06, 2013
Make Glacierz a judge as well as U3 and Luna
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:52pm On Dec 05, 2013
sleekdot: ^^ How would you describe the Juup heyckenes 4-2-3-1.

Surely Kroos was no passenger, Robben and Ribery/Muller worked hard and the Schweinsteiger-Martinez pivot worked hard offensively as well as defensively
It's all 4-3-3 to me, not the nonsense we see at Chelsea where ninjas expect the no10 to be a passenger and 'pivot' should be able to handle all the defending and not go forward.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rest in peace to Madiba/ our leader and teacher/
We light candles from Soweto to Greece and Ibiza/
The great Xhosa chief/ was not only bold but meek/
And caused souls to weep/ when chained by a Boer thief/
Goat herder, stickfighter. . . and a benign pacifist/
Lawyer, husband, father. . . and human rights activist/
Communist. . . terrorist. . . pugilist . . . with no enemies/
Only 95 years . . . but millenia of memories/
The pan African giant/ still standing defiant/
Even in death, his legacy lives like the Aztec and Mayans/
Cant forget Steve Biko, Joe Slovo and Sissulu/
White, Xhosa and Zulu/ they all get their due to/
The veteran sage/ diamond gem of our age/
We troway salute and duff cap . . .as he exit the stage/


RIP
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by Ibime(m): 10:41pm On Dec 05, 2013
mukina2: ^for where?

i had 117 you had 88 grin
So a disbanded team of ghosts can still score points?

I trained those boys well!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:29pm On Dec 05, 2013
CFCfan: And Mourinho further modified the 4-3-3 into a 4-2-3-1 at Inter.
What 4-2-3-1? Did you see Sneijder playing like a passenger? That was 4-3-3 in essence jare.

4-2-3-1 is a jargon formation that gives your attacking midfielder a sense of entitlement to be a passenger whilst encouraging your pivot midfielders not to contribute offensively and your wingers to feel they don't need to work. Its just a lazy man's interpretation of a 4-3-3.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by Ibime(m): 10:21pm On Dec 05, 2013
mukina2: I Played Ibime in the h2h grin
I'm sure I won.


Enuff awoof points for H2H in the last 2 week's. Im sure everybody scored over 100
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 8:50pm On Dec 05, 2013
I never reach this thread since kasala burst

How market
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:02pm On Dec 05, 2013
Make we hear word jare. I'm not sure where Chelsea finished on the log in previous seasons but the table tells me theres been a movement in the positive direction.

And one can't be talking of possession with MaZaCars. The ninjas who control possession are all no 4s. Xavis, Busquets, Schweinsteigers and Toni Kroos of this world, not the wingers. So why would one talk of controlling possession just because one has flashy wingers. My problem with Jose would be along the lines of him not seeing how vital the central midfield is in terms of holding possession, protecting the back 4 and giving others freedom to play. Anything else na yarns because many managers passed through the club in the last few years and Jose is improving on all of them with regards of still being in the title race in December. It's been 4 years since one could say that.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:58am On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]pls tfu ^^ wetin that one come mean na...u wan tell us say u dey go jand abi wetin[/quote]Glacierz acting a tool/ and chatting some bull/
If he question me again. . .I'll be smacking this fool/
My raps will dent him/ if this cat offending/
Troubling Ibi over his draw. . . when he can't even get past Animentim/
You a clown dude/ Question my schedule and I'ma sound you/
Ask if I'll beat Blaqbones. . . Kanye West answer. . . I'm bound 2!/
So it don't matter if the date/ isn't set to accomodate/
cos I'm beating Bones whether on Dec 9th or 8th/
And Siddogg is naive. . . I gotta question his manhood/
Cos he made agreement with Bones. . . and got caught in an ambush!/
'No personals'. . . you said/ but he rained curses on your head/
Shoulda pulled out the big gun. . . but now he murking you instead/
Reverse it on his head!/ and feed Ibi his vital stats/
I'll make sure next round, he pays for the slimy act/
It feels good to see Lite niggas double cross each other/
You can't trust those brothers/ They got no phucking honour/
but I promise Blaqbones will be beaten and bruised/ when I leave him abused/
while Glacierz will be cheering. . . from his seat in the pews!/
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Glacierz Vs Animentum) ** by Ibime(m): 12:38am On Dec 05, 2013
Animetum: Lol. Mr Bis, am i supposed to heed that advice??
Yeah man. Thunderstorm won't need long stories to connect with the readers so you best come likewise. Punch is supposed to make instant connection, not needing footnotes. I was wondering what that domen punch was about when I read it. Now you telling us what bois means in French. That's not punchline, thats academic research!
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Glacierz Vs Animentum) ** by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Dec 05, 2013
Animetum: Use this and decypher some lines.


Domen, a city in Pensylvania. You can pronounce it as Pensilvenya wen accent comes into play.

Boys. Bois is a french word meaning wood.

He has a picture on FB wea he slept on the floor. m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=218164615012888&id=100004580530851&set=a.117004561795561.24355.100004580530851&refid=13 .

He is an igbo boy. Igbo boys are known for having masters. And they serve this masters in spare part shops till couple years when they get settled. To settle also means to get married.

Kansas City is in Missouri. Missouri/misery.

According to his FB profile, Amala is one of the places wea he comes from. Am assuming that's his village. You knw what it means to be in soup.
All this is long story though. Your rhymes should tell us the story. For example if nobody knows a place called domen, don't put it in your rhyme. Please don't try this next round
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2013
Make we hear word jare. Dzeko had so much space behind, Silva could not fail but to find that pass.

Una too dey hype. Both passes are just there, nothing special. Demba Ba is busy running free, Matas pass goes toward where defenders are and boys dey shout "see pass". The best pass there is in Demba Ba trajectory, forget how it looks on TV.
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland King Tourney : First Round by Ibime(m): 11:26pm On Dec 03, 2013
Can the mod give us update on Prekky vs Base battle?

That's the one I was waiting for
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2013
Ema prince: feel this......

When the game starts/ . . I launch ten darts/. . on niggas who play hard/
Prior to my last match..I was thinking of my quarterfinal opponent....Naija vs Denmark/
Am I disrespecting to rhyme?...but I'm expected to shine/
He still ma nigga . . when I hop on the throne . he'll be placed by my right/
Mikuz should take some advice/ . . cos he's making a silly mistake/
Digging his grave/ . . for tryna pit his wits with the great/
I'll stifle mik's days/ . break into his home..scoop his girl up like a forklift/
He paired himself with chocckid/ . . to easily beat the poor kid/
Now he demanding to brawl prince/..he should exit through the nearest hole/
Cos I won't have no option than to give him 'The kick'...like he on a request show/
I'm the realest bloke/ . at the zenith of my game . .living it big/
I drank Luna milk in one gulp . . and mike won't be 'seeing his peak'/
He'll be needing relief/ . . when I have him gasping for breath/
For tryna poke nose into my affairs . . he'll bleed through the nasal passage/
we don't look alike/ . . you turning this whole thing to a do or die/
Cos deliberately pairing yaself with the prince . . is sheer suicide!!!/
Judges better be wise/ . . and decipher every lines that slander the guy/
I'm bad and a smooth criminal..the hour of my victory will be famous,they'll remember the time!/
20 bucks on Ema Prince to reach the semis.

Just make sure each bar is mad aggressive

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