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[quote author=One book!]its me d battle rhyme star/ i
n here they cant handle my bars/
. . .people "fall in love with my verses" like a "valentine card"/

buh mikuz aint old he a kid!/
im cold w/ the hits/but you
"jumping from 1 fb group to another" proves
. . .ya literally 'roll' like a 'bitch'!!!

I ll smack every snail /
& snatch fairy tales /he boast and say he biggest win @ fb was blaqbones
Later he will change his name to mikuz the chinco or mikuz the techno since dey @ll have "bb dropped"
like black berry sales!!

am worried ya never rub the clit!/
so, faggottry? ya gotta touch of it/
in that punch ya spit/!
. . . so: 'you are what you eat' explains why ya such a dick!!!??/

while illscript
ya the type of bastard who relies /
on his ability to grasp a new disguise/
to mask ya true surprise /that ya won't be the next great rapper to arise!!/
so if any wacker fool denies /
the fact i'm the master who'll devise /a plan to put a clapper to ya sides/
i'll make them 'see what i think' like i'm sending brain matter through ma eyes!!/

Yet he’s the type to get mad Punching The Wall And Shit/,
until i'm Running Up On The Kid/
then you'll see him 'ball up and roll out' like Knuckles And Sonic Did!!

lunatic
so for saying ya hold techs recklessly/
& yelling: "the next best is me"/
reason i roll up in my best Lexus, peak/
& make ya 'pay for ya words' like a text message fee!/


nairaland kids came sick? they were stork wit rabies!/
y'all unknown, so ya horrid gay g's/

. . .will 'die nameless' like aborted babies!/

ibime here's some advice for when ya testing the best/
when guys'll be voting . . .me cuz my verse it's better n fresh/i will call u out and whoop you and tell u
.. bitch!..quit crying n moaning. . . when it's "not even a close loss" and "nobody gives a Bleep"
like a "distant relatives death"/

plant that in ur head! you'll have to 'take your shit and grow' w/o manure n get flyer fam/
.. them punches are 'undeveloped when expanded' like the most premature of kids diaphragms!/u won Ur first probly crash awt @d second round
cuz u won't know what it's 'like, in a third round'.. unless you're a Venn diagram/


ibime is wack
but of course there's a few deranged ppl who call him a vet/
and compare their lines with his to make sure their bars is correct!?/
but once we battle.. ibime 'll lose all of this rep
...they wont 'follow-in ur footsteps, after our match up has ended' like stalkin ya ex!!!/
[/quote]I like this. . . why you not in the tourney?

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]pls tfu ^^ wetin that one come mean na...u wan tell us say u dey go jand abi wetin[/quote]Jor oh! Abeg just push me back one day, let's not get into my itinerary.

mikuz: Scoop . . .

6 Dec.
Deadscrollz vs Winner between Prekky and Joshua Base

7 Dec.
Mikuz vs Ema Prince

8 Dec.
Ibime vs Winner between Sidog and Blaqbones

9 Dec.
Winner between Thunderstorm and Khimwhyte vs Winner between Animentum and Glacierz

Cheers mate. Abeg push me back to 9th. I'm traveling up north for a wedding on the 7th. I guess I'll be on the road returning to London on the 8th

mikuz: Netcees who have already qualified for the next round should start putting their lines for quarter finals together. The earlier the better.

Abeg schedule me late in the draw. Quite a few things demanding my time

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]wait how is ‘ibime’ pronounced[/quote]How does that consign you? Are you drawn against me in the next round?

Here you go:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYF9O1r9CnI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Good spar. Where the judges at?

Demba Ba has really beasted since he came on.

GOAL!!!

mikuz: I don conclude the draws finish. And from what I have here, Ibime and Blaq aint meeting in the quarter finals.
But erm . . . Ill consider altering it if I get my palm greased sha.

C'mon bros, you were offering me to Siddogg, then U3, so obviously it wasn't a random draw as buttressed by the fact you drew Chocckid, so please lemme get at Bones. He's been requesting to battle me for the last 6 months, no be today. And if Sid gets through their battle instead, lemme have him.

ThaBlaqBonez: That verse is too weak for me to rply, drop sumtn deserving

Or jes wait and see if we meet in d tourney

If you got the skill to make it past Sid that is, I''ll make sure Mik draws us in the next round. . .

Don't disappoint your fans o! You can't be launching album with straight face after losing to Sid

ThaBlaqBonez: Aiii that's sum pained speech/ . . .pouring out ur emotions is jes plain weak/
. . .U might change Hairstyles, make up, it don't change Shi.t/. . .yur ibime! And yur still the same bitc.h!/

Buh let's face it/

This one thing I Do/. . .before I even buckle my shoes/
. .I Read an ibime verse, I drop it And Brood/
Cos Seeing a married man slash father, dissing teenagers. . .I get on my knees and pray To God, to NOT BE LIKE YOU!!!/

Cos am def not a bitc.h/. . .its all manly when I drop a speech/
. . .Buh u said u been "Across many borders", I admire Such a Feat/
. . .Buh since Yur a Bitc.h/ am guessing u either an Aristo girl, or A winch!/ (-_-)


And I admit u Gat Rhymes/ to sum extent u live a Fast life/
. . .Buh am 20, u 30, if Dats right/
I gat 10years. . .truth is a somalian refugee could become a bill Gate in That Time!!!/

That's right/

Buh finking u a success is the problem/ told u from the onset/. . .yur a poor failure, that's modesto/
. . .I drop a diss over 1million ppl listen, u drop a diss, 1374 views, 118 comments!/

And finally If we ever battle ama rip ya/ . . .if we take it to the americans or the indians!!/
. . .wonder why the Indians??/
1. u gat too many dickriders, 2. Look At anambra,,,
U'd agree There's too many voting problems in nigeria!!!!/

And yeah, let the facts be right/
am way more popular than u. . .mehn I'm the guy/
. . .Text battles, booth shi.t, dey salute ma mighty rhymes/
. . .Buh I googled ibime, here's what I see "
IBIME is an interdisciplinary research group committed to biomedical computer science since its creation in 1999"/

google blaqbonez bitc.h ^_^


LMAOOOO!!! KING!!!

I just googled Blaqbones. . . picture me cracking my ribs/
Silly charcoal nigga hyping off a wack @SS diss to Yungsix/

And this nigga boast that's his claim to fame/
1 million views? still you got no name or change/

Yungsix your ladder to success, but the funny thing is/
Your idol's still broke. . . as in. . . I got more money than six!/

Nigga claiming fame, I had to laugh till my earache/
The yungsix that made you famous. . . still begging for airplay!/

You must be dumb or stewpid. . .fake celebrity poser/ Yungsix won't bring ya destiny closer/
You tyna claim giant. . . by standing on a midget's shoulder/

I'm definitely older/ so I can advice this b@stard fool!/
After the album release you've been hyping. . . do yaself a favour. . . go back to school!/

cos with those wack @ss raps. . . and that kpako accent/
Your album won't appeal . . to anybody that has sense!/

I get the feeling Blaqbones isn't very bright/ how your career gon gather flight. . .
when fans know you as that dude who lose battles . . . on Facebook every night!/

You a celebrity right?/ for what? . . . playing harmonica?/
Dumb nigga. . . chasing fame with a Google searchable name. . .same as his Nairaland moniker!/

That means all the beatings we give him. . . will spread to the fans/
Whoever sponsored this nitwit's album. . . needs to collect his advance!/

Your claims are dumb and unintelligible/ you aint got no rap career, stop telling us bull/
How you famous. . . when you answer to Lites members on FB. . . and they better than you?!/

You better in school/ cos aint no logic in your delusional thoughts/
How fans gon take you serious. . . after a 30 year old part-time textcee. . .chews you for sport/

You bout to have a PR disaster/ facing your master/
I'll come to your album launch and slam your face through the plaster/

Boasting bout some views . . . haha, you too funny!/
Stop dissing. . . and holler by email. . . I'll send you some cool money/

ThaBlaqBonez: Writing this from a wedding seat/ ibime brags, i ain getting it/
Ur age mates braging bout mansions u here talking bout textcee shi.t/

wait, Lemme see/

1. ur method is weak/ 2.Ur records be shi.t/
Ohh u have one genuine record......the man with the most men on his d i c.k!!!/

We shuld record this beat/

To watch ma flow abuse him/ get his chick...blow her two teeth/
Shoot her, till she falls on her husband. . . .on sum mario ish. . ."ibi lo ma ku si"/

Am a menace a god/ getting d wedding chicken torn/
Buh ibi's big head, causes an eclipse when he comes next to his 'son'/

Back to tearing d chicken, out

I aint got to school the yunguns/ I just bruise and son them/
You a waste of life, your mother shoulda threw the condom/

At 30, you'd be happy to be in my time and space/
Your perfection couldn't measure up. . . to my mistakes/

Let's rewind the tapes/ so we seeing the light/
You could never . . . ever. . . ever. . . match my achievement in life!/

Don't think cos I be beasting on mics/ that I aint eating so right/
DBR got two kids. . . same way we used to tease him alike/

Y'all young dudes without responsibilities still get beaten on text/
Questioning me. . . thats something I shouldn't even address/

You got running mouth disorder/ I got my house in order/
Respectable career. . plus I crossed a thousand borders/

The finest wife on earth that you'll be lucky to greet/
While you at the wedding picking chicken bones from under your seat/

My life aint no secret, niggas know ma stats/
Successful fly dude. . . spitting cold @ss raps/

Undergrad, first class in Math/ and Masters too/
stellar results. . . and back then, I was rapping too/
So when you rap this trash, I have to laugh at you/

Accountant dude/ could afford the mansion too/
but in London, those mansions wouldn't pay half my due/

And guess what. . . I'd still son you if I battled you/
cos my wits is fast. . . to whip ya @ss. . .despite all this free time that ASUU granted you!/

Friday night freestyle. . .


Him go taya. . . shun!/ after I confuse him with words . . . like Obahiagbon/
Slap his pops. . . and make his uncle kolo. . . like he Yaya son!/
Faya bun!/ I rent bullets . . .for my hired guns/
My 'watch' attract hos . . so any chick 'hublot'. . .know my 'time has cüm'!/
I make niggas burn in flames/ and bring God's word like James/
I'm so disrespectful. . . cos I battled Facebook King. . . and didn't bother. . . to learn his name!/
My opponents just prattling around/ They should cut the charade. . . and just hand me the crown/
This freestyle. . . better than the battles. . . that's happening now!/
I spit text like mucus/ and split heads like Brutus/
My flow drugs. . . so next battle. . . Judges should make me do a 'piss check'. . . like Lukasz!/
Any nigga draw me next. . . can't survive/. . .he should just stand aside/
cos my word sting. . . and 'pun jab'. . . like Pakistani tribe!/
For example. . .an ill nigga thought to shine/ with what he brought to rhyme/
but it only took 24 bars. . . . to crush his forty lines!/
Haughty rhymes/ cos I'm pompous and proud/ bonkers and loud/
Accept it. . . and bite the bullet. . . or get shot in the mouth!/
The fans gbadun ma quote/ This malu not döpe/
He been on hunger strike so long. . . I'm feeling like. . . ASUU got hope!/
Everything he spitting is tender/ Mikuz know I got the winning agenda/
Tourney invites. . . I was on 'de Mik A list'. . . like the Man City defender/
I spit with frightening force/ and chicks be liking the sauce/ so they file for divorce/
King here. . . niggas can't 'take the reign'. . . unless they riding a horse!/
Y'all niggas wasting air/ If you draw me the next round. . .sorry the game aint fair!/
I'll break dishes over your head. . . and 'plate' your hair/
How could I not be gracious/ Niggas with 'shiploads' of cash will get docked in wages/
King here. . . these niggas 'prince'. . . like 'photocopied pages'!/ (prints)



oNe

King tourney done increase ad price for rap battles section.

Last week it was N143 to advertise here, now it's N253.

Make I call Seun so I fit buy the ad space, use am campaign for votes

ThaBlaqBonez: Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/
But I'm here to pile on his agony....till he considers 'a change of heart' like pellegrini/

Your friends,sure could step up/ saying if you fall,just get up/..don't show signs of a lull or let up/
But Like Chelsea loosing Guardiola...you'll loose this battle . after all the 'pep-talk'/

lol. The second one was all in the set-up

But Mikuz verse was nice sha.

The 'tooth and nail' line was a killer and the 'Arsene Wenger' line had me laughing.

Ema prince: what is this?..so everybody now has the right to vote?

please mikuz do your work naa....some comments which could influence judges shouldn't be tolerated..or nobody might even be allowed to comment except the judges.

lol

What is there to influence?

MVGT: Chocckid!!!

Mathicks: Is chocckid part of the tourney? Or its just warm-up battle for mik?

lol. Mikuz needed a breather from all the admin work he's been doing so he chose an easy ride in first round.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]but she better not come near where i littered my crops/thats was where my folks delivered my corpse/
cos when the fruits are eager ta drop/if the old hag try to pick em all up. . .then old roger gets up. . to give her a knock!!/[/quote]Scheme of the century

Some emcees that get knocked out should get opportunity to judge so far they are mature. If I get knocked out, I wouldn't mind being a judge.

Also maybe Mikuz should outsource the draw to one of the judges.

Linos vote stands.

End of day criteria is just criteria. It's what you feel that matters. Not all criteria have to carry the same weight. For example, I don't see why opener or closer should carry the same weight as punchlines. Thats 2 bars against a whole verse.

Ninjas like DBR could win battles off wordplay criteria alone, so no biggie.

Keep it rolling. Lets not make the tourney controversial.

Eyeque: Ok ok

Dis is a wild move/ a nightmare dat deprive goons/ of dia rights too/ I see dz guyz mute/cz My freestyle be schoolin dia d.ope spits... in a high school!/

No1s reaching my level/ coz ma skill is from heaven/ I contend wit ten demons, including the devil/Nw Science call my rise a pro evolution.. Coz aIIm winning eleven!/

Yu can't do jet-li with me/ am the peoples celebrity/ Real recorgnize real,, yu see, am friends with lius pellegrini!/

Am shin jin/ my black skins rare in kaishin/ non o' ya know shoulin/ I beat a chinese guy... And non of yu can defeat me!/

As for Urmm.. Ibime

Sm1 tell this primate/ to Quit rap.... streets beat ya...

n left to hustle under dis mean weather n climate/ .. So stop waitin here to right it!/ Cz Yo neva getting yur revenge lik blackbeard in pirates!/

His geeky life/ is witout fun... Cz he online, scripting lines/ So I chose to please his wife/ We counted our blessings that freaking night/ and ended up wit a sixty nine!/

He shud wear a bikini.. Or run around a love-vendor wit a purple g-string/ cz ibimes b.itch/n What eva rhymes with ibime's b.itch is also a b.itch!/

I'll crash his efforts/ till his cash is ash... he tinks his crap is rap.. He wack infact.. I'll skip past.. D rhym To land the next punch/ nd If he tries to play a gangster here, I'll smash his xbox!/

iNk

Nice verse. . . I go answer am with your boss. .

Eyeque: Ok ok

Dis is a wild move/ a nightmare dat deprive goons/ of dia rights too/ I see dz guyz mute/cz My freestyle be schoolin dia d.ope spits... in a high school!/

No1s reaching my level/ coz ma skill is from heaven/ I contend wit ten demons, including the devil/Nw Science call my rise a pro evolution.. Coz aIIm winning eleven!/

Yu can't do jet-li with me/ am the peoples celebrity/ Real recorgnize real,, yu see, am friends with lius pellegrini!/

Am shin jin/ my black skins rare in kaishin/ non o' ya know shoulin/ I beat a chinese guy... And non of yu can defeat me!/

As for Urmm.. Ibime

Sm1 tell this primate/ to Quit rap.... streets beat ya...

n left to hustle under dis mean weather n climate/ .. So stop waitin here to right it!/ Cz Yo neva getting yur revenge lik blackbeard in pirates!/

His geeky life/ is witout fun... Cz he online, scripting lines/ So I chose to please his wife/ We counted our blessings that freaking night/ and ended up wit a sixty nine!/

He shud wear a bikini.. Or run around a love-vendor wit a purple g-string/ cz ibimes b.itch/n What eva rhymes with ibime's b.itch is also a b.itch!/

I'll crash his efforts/ till his cash is ash... he tinks his crap is rap.. He wack infact.. I'll skip past.. D rhym To land the next punch/ nd If he tries to play a gangster here, I'll smash his xbox!/

iNk

Nice verse. . . I go answer am with your boss. .

My verse has been sent. . . .

.

Ema prince: judges nko?..cooger,DBR,MYKALI ETC...none of em have reported...this whole thing is gradually falling apart

My friend shut that noise. We don't need negativity here. The tournament is hyping up nicely

Thanks for bringing ma battle forward. I don't like holding bars too long. I for done go unload them for FFR if una make me wait any longer.

ThaBlaqBonez: Wtf guy chill off abeg, I don get my pass already mehn

N u making this tourney too long

11th still in d first round, haba

Dats right!!

Mikuz, hear word abeg. We can't be having one battle every two days. Abi tourney go enter 2014? Ain't got time for that man. Two weeks should rap up the whole tournament from start to finish. You don't know as ninjas diaries might be looking if you elongate too much. Quit dulling abeg.

Please reschedule everything. All emcees should bring their date forward. My battle with U3 can be today if his bars are ready.

ThaBlaqBonez: Ok sum1 Take these bars ^_^

First Da phantom - Later Ibime

See we aint made of the same stuff/
My brain box/ is an arsonal with 8 glocks/
. . .U just a fool to think, being called 'Phantom' is A Plus!!/

U did good to stay off/
Or u'd feel tha trigga/ bullets split ya inners/
and force things out the phantom, lyka cop chase with Wiz khalifa!/

Cos In his pics I see that lyrical rage/ dat could bring a physical cage/.... from sum mythical age/

Buh I also noticed, its same shirt, diff poses in the pictures u take/
. . .People are complaining...
And even Blackberry services are still struggling to get 'Dp to change'!!!/

Ma tracks be blasting every corner/ reps bagged me many lovers/
Bt Phantom ain got a jam, last time he had his bread with butter!/

He clearly stutters/
Cos I roll with the same shooters/ that maimed 2pac/
...Ma bullet issa blind date, u don't see shi.t until it Takes you out!!/

And phuck ibime....

If we meet in the quaters/ I'd leave u and ur bytch in dis-order/
I'd tell mikuz to post my verse an hour before urs, so am feeding this pauper!/

This whole Shi.t is improper/
Its Basically stupid/ how a father would do this/
His wife gets naked to try to seduce him/
He like "chill, I thought I told u I had a battle with U3"??/

"It needs concentration, so I can't really do this/
See baby the truth is/
I gatta keep my sperm, cos I need to come hard when we Do meet!"/ (-_-)

Even ink said stuff bout school fees/

Buh phuck it,

hands would randomly sprout/ and I could bank on this bout/
U3 gon evict him, even make him pack out from his house!/

Cos Calling dis pdp, am applauding how/. . . .u still call urself king, when Blaq's got the crown/
Shows Yur a bytch like yur wife, ur son gatta be the Man of the house!!!/

^_^

Nice one. . . but you gotta come harder in our quarters mehn!!!

Nice one Jarus. Abeg avail us of the video on YouTube when it is available