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Aluta continue. . . na you get your own time. . .

BTW, I couldn't care less about people taking sides, claiming NL vs FB, Our boy must not lose and yada yada yada.

That na immature yarns. I've lost many battles before and still get respected for bringing fire. If I lose to Udu, same difference.

So any ninja coming here to play politics, speak for his man or bla bla bla, dat one no consign me. And make nobody speak for me either. My bars speak for themselves, and I no carry this thing for mind.

Lets just enjoy two emcees spitting bars with no bias and leave out unnecessary yarns. I just dey hype battle for the fans through freestyles as I always do, go check the build-ups to my battles with DBR and ma second battle with Streetwize. No be do-or-die affair, all na entertainment. Battling U3 is not a watershed moment for me. I actually came into the tournament thinking of Prekky as the man to beat, but I can lose to half the emcees in the tourney on any given day.

So make una kick back and enjoy the tourney, and Mikuz please try and make the battles daily instead of every two days, so the tourney doesn't take forever.

mikuz: 24 lines is 24 lines. The tourney rules says so and its unjustifiable to stray from it. Theres just no excuse for us to allow Ibi and U3 drop outside the stipulated number of lines, else others will follow suit. I do not consider the facebook format ish as an excuse. Infact, I'll outline it among the rules, I'm gon' set a line limit : 1 line shouldnt exceed 20 words, to address this FB vs NL format controversy and checkmate stretching. So any netcees who puts more than 20 words in a line or writes more than 480 words in his verse would be considered a stretcher and disqualified thereafter. What do y'll think?

No need for word limit per line.

Judges are experienced enough to make judgement call if someone is writing two lines in one.

We hear you boss. 24 lines it is.

Ibime: If I mentioned those three, it musta be in reference of AVB's 3 man midfield system with Sandro and Dembele doing the defensive work of the wingers, allowing Gareth Bale and Chadli complete tactical freedom to go forward and conquer.

Buncha childish blokes looking to score cheap points.

Just like the above correlates to my original post, an actual reference to a 4-3-3 system, specifically the Porto 3 man-axis of Guarin-Moutinho-Perreira and the idea of Dembele-Sandro-Paulinho giving Bale complete freedom like the Porto three gave Hulk. That does not mean I consider Sandro or Alvaro Perreira in particular to be genuine midfielders, it's just a recognition of how they fit into the system.

Anyway I no get una time. Buncha blokes who reduce complex arguments into simple black and white so they can score cheap points..

If a team lose a game they come here to reduce argument to midfield just to clown Ibime. City midfield dominated Cardiff, Villa and Chelsea and lost to corners, longballs and Joe Hart brain fart, and the same clowns came here to reduce the argument to claim City did not win the midfield battle. Spurs midfield had the best defensive record in the league, they never made a peep, then wait till a poor day at the office to make noise just because of Ibime. Funny enough Spurs actually lost because of foolish highline AVB was playing and several individual mistakes, not that they were even played off the park in midfield.

I no go answer una foolishness again. Make I just sit back and enjoy Man City "beasting". Please don't disturb me next time Man City lose a game or try and claim it's the midfields fault.

mikuz: Alright guys. You all know the drill, so let's kick this.

First round fixtures

a. Blaqbones vs Da phantom
25 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
27 November 2013

c. U3 vs Ibime
29 November 2013

d. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
1 December 2013

e. Ojiegbu vs Deadscrollz
3 December 2013

f. Thunderstorm vs Khimwhte
5 December 2013

g. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
7 December 2013

h. Animentum vs Glacierz
9 December 2013

@ Mikuz,

Abeg bros I just notice the timing is one battle every two days.

16 days is quite a long time just to go through first round.

Should ideally be done in 4 days. And if not, then 8 days max. Please see what you can do in terms of compressing the dates, make tourney no lose steam.

Ema prince: The bolded were sent by u3 ...to check if the coast is clear..can't you see they came anonymously.

as for the front page issue...its always been on my mind to tell mikuz that.but I decided to do it when the actual battle will start.

I even wanted to write seun to give us our deserved recognition...we've done enough for this site.

I've seen unnecessary competitions where some talentless people compete for trivialities and hit front page with...for e.g
the wooing challenge for men/women....Mr/miss nairaland.....etc.its numerous but please tell me what on earth could bring "the wooing challenge" to the front page?...just where guys are toasting women mtcheew!!!

every battle is supposed to make front page until the final battle!!!!!


good one! what says you mike?

Please, please no carry this thing go front page, make the machine no come censor us. This tourney doesn't fit NL corporate image. Make dem no come take control begin tell us no swearing, no cussing of mama and other draconian measures

No need for FB vs NL rivalry man.

Una too carry this thing for mind.

Make we dey enjoy bars dey go mehn.

dj5naira: [size=20pt]GUARDIOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Hahaha. TFU!

UlqU3: Ibime, 40 lines final.

Let Mikuz call the final line limit.

30 lines is the max I'm going if he accepts. I gotta set limit to this ish so there's no ambiguity or grey area.

I agree 30 lInes Mikuz. No higher. Please mod as appropriate.

UlqU3: On 2nd thoughts, write 40-44 for the main battle.. to be on d safe side.

Just compared our verses. Dont want you to feel cheated.

Nna give me correct figure biko. Infact let Mikuz call it cos he knows FB format. Let's make it equivalent to 30 NL lines. MIKUZ will tell you what equates to in FB lines.

UlqU3: yo Mikuz please let Ibime write 28 lines. Im using fbk format. You understand d diff.

28 lines is fine by me. . . . 100 sef. . . . here, take 36 right now. . .


[size=20pt]Udu-Wack's daily diss[/size] [size=16pt](PART 5)[/size]


Out of respect for the tourney about to start, and not to cause a distraction, this is Udu-wack's final daily diss. See you on the battlefield homie.



For standing in the line of my victory/ You’ll be blighted by injury/ I X-Lites. . . and consign em to history/
After I spill Inkblood/ and get Slim-bucked/. . . I’ll hire shooters from Australia. . . to fire at Sid knee!/
I leave his boys in despair/ and anybody would swear/
when my punch rate smashes/ his concave glasses. . . and 'flat U lens'. . . that he 'poisoned the air’!/
My gats disperse cops/ I bet a stack his verse flops/
Claim he live in Athens. . . but closest he been to Grease. . . is at mechanic workshops!/
This dópe hero/ will crush the slow negro/ His mum’s a broke cheap ho/
Every player in West Ham knows his 'ma eager’. . . like Modibo!!/
That bytch prolly got H.I.V/ Aids? Might be!/
So we ain’t buying what his ‘Ma sell’. . . .like Desailly!/
I’m just tryna entertain you bytches/ with these daily disses/
Udu’s gun aim is like his girl. . . crazy misses!/
Let’s get straight to business/ as my rifle pod/ strike this hypened fraud/
Jesus is everywhere. . . but after our battle. . . Udu will lose faith. . . in ever finding God!!/
It was silly to start beef/ Now he need the help of niggas to spar me/
I can picture this large geek/ calling X-Lite meeting to deliver the hard speech/
like. . “do me a favour. . . it’s division of labour. . . for this battle, I need y’all to gimme two bars each”!!/
My lyrics must be quite rude/ This nigga seem like food/
You smoking crack? . . cos any talk of beating me. . . .is a ‘High yarn’. . . like 'Phillipines typhoon'!!/ (Haiyan)
Business man tycoon/ but it’s so crazy/ how Udu broke lately/
'sun never shine on his wealth'. . . but like musical notes. . . all the 'Dough ray me'!/
I cause despair/ and whores would swear/ my money talk with flair/
But if he claimed he ever 'balled'. . . .then of course, he must mean. . . that he lost his hair!/
This dude hardly sober/ He on weed or Bacardi Cola/
He drive Keke. . .claiming it’s Benz. . . but if you know say na pep. . . shout "Guardiola"!/
I spark shots/ and taser him with large watts/ till his bars drop/
And if he really drives Benz. . .I’ll call a thief named Roberto. . . to make his 'Car Loss'!/
Beat me?. . . Nah bros!/ Dat na mumu talk/ Na here your juju stop/
And if he say he 'point and kill'. . . dat na 'catfish peppersoup'. . . him carry fufu chop!/
Dude might boast and rant/ how he wanna do my girl. . . but he know he can’t/
so if he try to expose his pant/. . . she’ll greet his manhood. . . with soldier ants!/
Been dissing him everyday, and I'm besting him still/ so my texts should reveal/
that you can never compare hardwork. . . .to effortless skill!/
This negro dumb/ One punch will make his teeth go numb/
So I’m inviting all Anambra and Imo sons/
to bring dancing shoes . . . cos I’m sure to beat Udu. . . . like that Igbo drum!!/



My last day Annual Leave. . . . na today I go write everybody verse. . . till final.


KING!!!

dj5naira: HELL is this task/ bet he will crash/
These refugees hate to remember history . . . . no place to reside in future . even at present, now they 'dwell in the past!'/

Stunning. . .

ritchboy: Shut up Ibime. . . Capoue had not even signed when you told us Spuds would beast. The "beasts" you listed were Paulinho-Sandro-Dembele, now all of a sudden you turn around to say "Capoue didn't play" and "Sandro is a wastepipe", the same Sandro that was supposed to beast the league a few months ago. The Paulinho they signed that prompted your misguided misyarns no dey pitch too abi?

Maybe they don't have enough "steel"

Are you sure about that? Get me the quotes and the date. I've never rated Sandro, he's just another Ramires but without attacking output. If I mentioned those three, it musta be in reference of AVB's 3 man midfield system with Sandro and Dembele doing the defensive work of the wingers, allowing Gareth Bale and Chadli complete tactical freedom to go forward and conquer.

Either way, at least now Man City is 'beasting', traducers wanna switch argument to Spurs. No blame me jor. Blame AVB!!!

ThePrekky: emi ni contractor, I'll just sit and puff puff/
while Julius Berger gets rid of Joshua Base like demolishing the Synagogue church/

he'll git skinned at all costs/ I've come to write ma stuff/
any kid who form player. . .will have his whole fam bladders burst. .till dia neigbours turn to Vulcanizer work!/

if they offer anyone else king, pls refuse the title/

emcees marvel at everything/
plus in real hustle, I gat containers coming but you won't claim ur good is in park. . .till u travel to Everton!/

Hehehe. . . I dey fear this guy. . . Mikuz, no just try pair this guy. . . if not, na ojoro. . .

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]now they done the pairing/yall better start preparing/
beating animetum is glaring. . .cos am already writing for the next nigga am gonna be impairing!/
an inviting rumble/wherein niggas shall finally stumble/
subjects shut their eyes...mine is wide open...the lion doesnt sleep in the mighty jungle!!/
some nigga talked about trouble brewing/what he knw about double booking/
ima phucking chew him/after i hunt him down
. .thats the jungle routine/
i rap to pattern/they say am the man to batter/and a match to spartans/
so welcome to the haloween. . .ima cut out the eyes and noses of you pumpkins. . .like jacko lanterns!/[/quote]hehehehe

ThunderStorm: i didnt plan to ignore him/ that why i laid these raps . .way before the battle will knock in/
. . .cos i knew the battle was already a cake walk . .so forgive me . .if ive already trampled this muffin/

LWTMB

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[size=24pt]Daily U3 diss. . . [/size]

ILLScripts: Hmn,what if this fb niggas start pullin out,trust me. .the tourneyy is ffucked!. . .cause u3 might just pull out, blaq might do the same due to his opponent toying with his time. . .khimwhyte might not show. . .ojiebu might get tired of the Whole thing etc. . .-sigh,lets just do this the peaceful Way...

I heard this vicious rumour. . . that Sid quit. . . and U thinking of quitting too/
Nigga, IS IT TRUE?/ You really wanna show all the fans. . . the bítch in you?/
Ibi's lyrics is fresher/ My daily freestyles got you feeling the pressure/
I chew mud. . . then spit in ya eyes. . . like Jesus healing the leper!/
We know this phucking nigga dead/ so he might bítch out. . . by playing politics instead/
but if he try any 'skullduggery'. . . then I got no choice. . but to put a 'shovel in his head'!!/

I plan to capture him/ then ask Ajaye Slim/ to bring Raf and ransom him/
then set a trap for em/ just to lay my hands on em. .
till they hail me. . .as 'Lord of Lites'. . . like 'Stannis Baratheon'!!!/
cos I'm the King in this Game of Thrones/ and after U, I'm breaking Bones!/
If we losing the game. . . the coaches' instruction. . . is to pass Ibi the ball. . . let him take us home!!/

U's a cheapskate/ U'll lose to me, mate!/ You know d Koko. . .Beware!/
cos after the people's elbow. . . I'ma go for the heir/. . . like Brutus Beefcake!!/


So disappear. . .


No Graduation songs/ thought he was adequately strong/
. . . .to make a statement by facing Ibi. . . .but he calculated wrong!!/
I do this leisurely. . . he can't handle the pace/ I put hands in his face/ and cause massive disgrace/
till Scripts and Bones launch coup d'état. . . then offer me. . . to stand his place!/

Cos I'm a born Ceaser/ so kill yourself with strong ether/
cos trying to form leader. . . .only makes your squad weaker!!/
I'm dropping a clue/ for Lukman and Raf to start plotting the coup/
If he still leading y'all next week. . . .the áss-whooping won't be stopping at U!/

They said a Lamb was leading Wolves. . . I said. . . can't be possibly true!/
but I deferred to common consensus. . . when I discovered it's YOU!!!/
Just retire after this. . . that's the only option to do!/
Aigght chill out. . . . I'm only hyping the bout. . . . just phucking with you!/



KING!!!!

ILLScripts: Hmn,what if this fb niggas start pullin out,trust me. .the tourneyy is ffucked!. . .cause u3 might just pull out,blaq might do the same due to his opponent toying with his time. . .khimwhyte might not show. . .ojiebu might get tired of the Whole thing etc. . .-sigh,lets just do this the peaceful Way...

O jare stop bringing childish yarns into this matter. We not interested in stories, emotions, politics or crew rivalry, only BARS!!!

sawyer89: And Mr I'm-the-best-analyst who knows no wrong is here again.
Reminder: Spurs 0 VS West ham 3
Your 'beasting' Dembele and Paulinho were in action. Iyen nko?

And that same combination had the best defensive record in the league so STFU.

I'm just chilling jejely and some bytch I no get business with coming to tell me wetin Spurs play today when Capoue my summer recommendation and Dembele my favourite no even dey pitch. You must feel like a fool.

mikuz: And where the f,.uck is Choc boy? Ibime I hope say you no dey ghostwrite for him. You guys should tell him o, make en no try am. Else na APGA draws una go see for quarter final.

Just gimme Blaqbones in Quarter final and we're cool. I need to finish the job on X Lite ninjas properly one by one.

Ema prince: thanx mike!

QUICK FREES

Arrived here with buggatti/ providing cure for lunatics/
Sired many off springs in the game . . you just nearing puberty/
They'll clearly boo at him/ cos his rappings appall us/
And if he doesn't stay alert . . I'll attack him with wall clocks/
I'm the choosen one/ . to step in FB,collect his title and dethrone the son/
Use cigarettes as bullets . . just to kill him with a smoking gun/
Your best are my trivials/ . be sure I'll distress and beat ya/
Cos in the battle pitch . . I leave a foe dropping dead like vivian/
Nobody knows ya/ . . in this tourney,you on your own like a loner/
Ill grip a mobile phone in my palm . . just to 'knock ya' into coma/
This mullet/ will be ripped soonest/ when I send the heat through net/
Step in this Man's city . . the guns,I'll 'tote and harm' luna with six bullets/
You should do nothing but hide/ when I draw up the nine/
Just three sticks of benson . . and lunatic is puffing up with pride/
Nobody's feeling the man's lines/..face me and face your end time/
Cos I'll bury your @ss under a rock . . when I win by a landslide/

lol. Funny ish. This battle is heating up nicely.

Oya Luna give him one more before the real thing start.

Last time they asked why City midfield wasn't beasting the league, now the same City beasted Spurs, they asking why Spurs isn't beasting. Bloody idiots

BTW I did not see Dembele or Capoue on the pitch today so I'm not sure what the bytch above me is typing.

In other news, AVB the incompetent self-hyper has been well exposed. His team can't attack fluently, he drops ninjas like Dembele for wastepipe like Sandro and he criticizes the fans because they don't appreciate boring footie.

BTW, GustavoFring, no dey post too many gifs like that on one page again, see as my phone dey blink.

Nice 4-3-3 formation there.

Jose should keep it up with this formation. I done tire for the rubbish 4-2-3-1 and nonsense pivot philosophy with too many no10s all over the pitch. Mata can even come back in this formation where Oscar was playing on the right side.

Mumu, what talent did God give Wizkid?

Na Autotune you want make him dey use sing Gospel songs?

O boy go find work and leave the young man to continue earning his money.

Osawaru Daniel Osula: I hate when peeps lie in the name of patriotism.... U3 is aight ...but Xlites aint the best FB crew ....everyone knows its Numero Uno'..... And im not talking bout when only 4Numero Uno Femcees schooled em Xlite Emcees in a showdown.

Someone link me to this event please

Krizzkutz: Lmao mikuz I jus d use one eye d look u since, u cum talk for fb say u must pair ibime n siddoggg, as e react u come pair am widd u3, first of all all dis arrangements r wrong. . Uu d organise tourney and u takepart, all ya dreams na to see bis fall, u come pair urslf wid chocckid, this a nairaland tourney ryt?? Soo u xpecting fb niggas to win am?? Was if u were bis nd u battling a nigga dah knw so much abt u and u knw nada bout him??

Anyways tz still ASUU will blame for erritin

Don't worry about all that. Kings will be Kings regardless when the tourneys done!

Enjoyability is a criteria as well. Add that

Krizzkutz: Lmao see as e d hot for FB, funniest tin is bis lo d fb, buh most fb netcees d say na him d inspire dem . . D prolly geh u personals like die, d knw bout streetwize . . And em want make u3 win ibime . . Ibime u naa need deep personals?? Cuss dis is nl kings tourney, ioo happy if one fb nigga cum win am oo

Tell the Facebook niggas Im putting it out there that Udu is a bytch. . . You can't compare talent to sweat._

Take this back to his people. . .


Udu finding that I'm heavy/ Battle aint even start, but I'll retire him already/
Dude too docile. . . so I'll forcefeed him petrol. . and put some fire in his belly!/
None of you Facebook clowns/ can stomach my pace two rounds/
On NL you just another wack poster. . .and I'm coming to take you down!/
The phucking mountain/ will tumble down him/ when my runners run around him/
Udu aint a real 'lion'. . . thats just his stomach 'growling'!!/
Hes not astounding/ the cat lacks confidence/
So I'll phucking 'sound him'. . .with 'backhand' compliments!!/
So what's the latest Facebook news/ How could he make me lose?/
when beating Udu's a small feat . . .like baby shoes/
He'll be insanely booed/ and embarrassed with raps/
'Roma' niggas call me 'Miralem'. . . cos I launch 'Pjanic' attacks!/
I'll subject this man to regret/ and I aint handle him yet/
but I plan to diss him . . .everyday till the battle is set/
Just to emphasize the difference. . . between talent and sweat!!!/
cos I'm gifted with words/ to spit ish thats absurd/
His followers on Facebook need to sit and observe/
I'll take his head off gee/ so he better thread softly/
Before I give him 'Agagu plane crash treatment'. . .. 'double wahala for dead body'!!!/
Somebody get this pest off me!/ before I spell his surprise/
Light up a 'soldering iron'. . . and leave tears 'weld' up in his eyes!/
My missiles hit and destroy/ when I deal with this boy/
And if there's 'bad blood' between us. . . he'll be afflicted with 'boils'!!/
This guy can't be/ leader of X lites family/
Like Mohammed with no eyes. . . he leading em up blind Ali/
Who the phuck take instruction from him?/ They should be boxed on the chin/
This dude 'small'. . . plus he 'chicken' . . .like the 'pox on his skin'!/
I spit bars that enlighten/ You can't spar with Poseidon/ when you hardly a titan/
After we banished Scripts. . .he beat you two weeks later. . . and earned a pardon for biting!/
Udu should be taking a breather/ before I flame him with ether/ and start raising his fever/
So post this verse on Facebook. . . let em know how I'm disgracing their leader!/
And watch X lite niggas deny this faker like Peter!!!/
He facing phucking ruin/ when I start running through him/
Let me make the 'alcohol'. . . Udu got some 'trouble brewing'!/
My puns pursue him/ back to Facebook. . .but nothing do him/
Its my fault. . . there's only one King on Nairaland. . . sorry for the double booking!!!/



KING!

I'm prepared to box Mik/ cos his PDP manoeuvres are clearly toxic/
But admin takes time. . . so I let him get away with being paired with Chocckid/
This ojoro shouldn't be dare repeated/ or he'll be severely treated/
I shouldn't be meeting Udu or Prekky till the final. . . if the draw is clearly seeded/
So next time, if he tamper the draw/ we'll jab at his jaw/
I might even write Chocs verse. . . to knock him out first round. . . and cause massive guffaw!/
And UK won't get farther than me/ cos I'll part him in three/
Cos killers will take the job. . . when I put numbers on his head. . . like the mark of the beast!!/
If he asked to battle Ibi, he tryna do too far/ Him be mumu sha/
Cos Uduak knows. . . I'll make this Uyo bytch my wife. . . like Tubaba!/
Cos nobody feel the wack jokes the guy talks/ I'll stab bros with knives, forks/
Though I'll admit that losing is a 'theoretical' possibility. . . like black holes and time warps/
I'm sure to bruise the cat/ he could peruse the stats/
His father foresaw this loss at birth. . . that's why he named him Udu wack!!/
I'll put his loss in the paper/ My whole hood begging me to torture the faker/
I felt like Eddie Murphy. . .cos all I heard was "Phuck U". . . when I said "Good morning my neighbours"!!/
So I'll torture the unfortunate brat/ and slaughter the cat/ till he call it a wrap/
cos one punch will leave him face down. . . till muslims give him props. . . for performing salat!/
I got large skill/ My bars ill/ and he'll be subjected to sarge drill/
His 'Governor' even begged me to spare Uduak. . . but I told him it's 'Gods will'!!!/

drulz: Ibime is tensed.. Lol I clearly saw when you told mikuz to give you a worthy opponent.. And you got 1 and you say PDP?? Double standards

Nigga I aint tensed, I'm just hyping the bout/
Aint nothing special what he rhyming about/ I'm the Viking in South/
If he declaring beef boy/ I'm prepared to destroy/
Mikuz shoulda known . . .that this battle isn't fer like Leroy/
When I up the heat, he'll bounce off walls like physics particles/
I spit vivid chronicles/
You can't compare work-in-progress to finished articles/
I rip apart these locals/ cos my bars are global/
Ask Big Sam who the King. . . like Mark, I'm noble!/
Lemme tell you a major secret/ don't say or leak it/
U gon' get this work. . . like I'm his Labour Prefect/
He just a phucking customer/ and I'm the pun hustler/
And if he try any fancy football tricks. . . I'ma cut the jugular/
Clearly he's dim/ he aint prepared to be King/
I told my wife to start roasting the corn. . . soon as they pear me with him/
Now she's making moi moi/ The g@ys a small boy/
He just a noisemaking bytch that niggas fear. . . like Lady coi coi!/
It's easy to tell simply/ the nigga will fell quickly/
Cos when I Finnish dude. . . they'll give him free visa to Helsinki!/

ILLScripts: Aii. .I think av tried my best being neutral enough. . .u guys should kill urselves pls...so i Wil get the last man standing,and "come for his crown" like. . ."tooth fairies!!! Lmao!

Abeg post the link to his Facebook, lemme study the ninja