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It's getting hot in here!!!

Those bars from U3 were simply delicious. Now I know I'm facing like minded emcee, I need to up the game!!!

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Ibime and Ema Prince. . Check ds cypher by u3, been a while though
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———-UKEME U3———–
King of the beasts, 3 sparrows a
side/
Starve lions till they kill their
young and swallow their pride/
Break into your home, causing a
state of shambles/
Now I’ve got your ward in my
hand like a game of scrabble/
I’ve faced all battles… Some
would say a loud career/
Cuz my punches strong enough
to break d sound barrier/
To course through life I’m the
needed elective/
Spun d earth to look at life from
a different perspective/
My descent’s selective… Weeding
off the weakness/
To stop the sickness/ sheiks seen
offering incense/
I’ll leave a Scar on Mufasa/
While I chit chat with loose
banter/
In my laziest state still more
incredible than Bruce Banner/
Mad state of persistence/ age of
extreme strength/
Jumped off Airforce One to
change my plane of existence/
They said “he’s lost his touch”, I
heard it and laughed/
Please stand near the alarms/
I’m merely at calm/
Always been d same front to
back like “dammit I’m mad”/
So let your thoughts bless me/
pass bills like congress meets/
Once this thug met me/ slit my
throat… and blessed his blade
with the gift of prophecy/
I’m a complex being/ tis said d
Styx flows inside me/
Muses scrolls residing/
Opponents I’ve make an art of
folding.. Like origami/
I’m from a place where all d
ghosts hole in/
Most golden/
that one brave sheep in wolves
clothing/
There there’s love for d poor..
And d richer will forage/
Memory injections… students
kill teachers with knowledge/[/quote]Dis why I said the draw looks like PDP.

The dude is superb.

But I got cure for his madness.

ILLScripts: Ibime,you dont even have his personals....how you wan take beat am?

Send me his profile

Oh first thing. . .@ Mikuz. . .

I just noticed the battle rules say 16 lines.

Nah man, heavyweights don't do 16 line battles. Thats when ninjas start stretching bars to ensure victory.

C'mon brother, this is a KING tournament not preliminary.

24 lines is the minimum.

Then add cumulative 4 lines to that every round


2nd thing. . . how did you do the draw. . . it looks like PDP draw!!

lalaboi: lol. Coming from you tho. Jegbele Jegbele Arugbo jegbese tani o san? . . I say come up to the first page then we can have this discussion.

lol

U1: You guys no go kill pesin with laugh o.

The league is a tight affair this time and Ibime couldn't stand the heat. Shame. E mean say everybody in the leagues right deserve pat on the back for having liver to stay.

Competition aint stiffer this year. Where were you when likes of Mubz were winning iPads and camera phones from FPL for topping the whole world in a month. That's what we were competing against. I doubt the winning entry this year will topple Azpi or my totals in the last two seasons

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]am aligning the chrome/ for those eyeing the throne. . .so if u claiming hard/
beware i put kings under the deck. . .whenever i shuffle playing cards!/

so when am cruising past/i get the cookies bag/that ur boo will grab/
then we engage in some loopy act/im static looking at her large bréàsts. . .call it bobby trap!/[/quote]Shiiii. . . You shoulda saved this for the tourney

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Ibime, u wont be able to view his battle links, they all are frm different closed facebook battle groups..you'll have to join.. But here are some of his lines. .

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AXE U3? That dream is a TAD S.TUPID, u could come
with LARGE GROUPIES and PACK TRUE HEAT, I'll
still leave this "peasant murdered" like RASPUTIN./
I could lean BACK SHOOTING, or swing BATS TO
HIM, break bones, rip flesh, even STAB THROUGH
HIM, but like Tahiti in Confed cup... He'd gladly take
this A$$ WHOOPING/
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Wanna spar kid?.. MA QUICK BLOWS DEADLY, in a
Judo-stance ul catch that Sumo-slam, CRACKING
BONES CLEARLY, Karate-chops that-crack-this-
dork, FAST HIS HOE BEGS ME,
Ninjutsu-skills split-you-two-quick, HAVE THE
GOATS BURIED, or kung fu grip to murk you kids,
and if u know those styles?... Aii kiddo's deadly, nah I
said If u know DOZE styles AIKIDO's DEADLY./
(Doze - knockout)
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But Adrian won't fight.. He's a nice guy, in drama club
wearing VESTS, GOWNS, BERET, talking to GIRLS
BOUT RESPECT, only Tommys he waved was at
BEND DOWN SELECT, so how can he HURT ME
EVER?/
Already whooped him once to show d BOY IS
TENDER, and my WORDS BE CLEVER, but if he still
doubts d skill I'll "make this bro sure".. like TOURIST
CENTRES/
(Brochure) (tommy gun/tommy hilfiger)
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The controls are easy to ball with me, if we Square off I
MIGHT BANG YOU, Circle round his eyes is what d
RIGHT HAND DO, Turn his name to X.. He'll LIE
FLAT COOL, a failure? you are one(R1), stunts you
TRY ARE TOO(R2), he's taken L1, this L too should
"PASS RIGHT THROUGH... till u lost" like ships in
Bermuda TRI-ANGLE
Fam if dopeness was speed, I'm FASTER THAN
FLASH, like Bestial thieves... Uv been AFTER MA
A$$, reach for greatness? guns gø CHATTER AND
BLAM, Ul lose limbs, 'get caught stealing arms'... like
BARAKA's HANDS./
So win here? ul have to GATHER LARGE JAZZ, you
wont get it... like dumb blondes in a HAVARD MATH
CLASS/
(Get cut, steel in arms)
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I rhyme tight!, niggas IMPRESSED AS THEY SEE
ME, ya flow shameful.. like guys who cum IN LESS
THAN A MINUTE, so run when u see d GREATS'
SPEAKING/
His parents said he's a 'Large Flaw'... so I RAISED
HEATING, Slammed-doors and bashed-walls as I
GAVE BEATINGS, told em "come see your son, the
GAY's BLEEDING"... I left em "over your head", now
THEY CEILING (see lean)
(Double opposites LARGE flaw/ see LEAN, large
FLOOR/CEILING)[/quote]Thanks. A very worthy opponent. I'll have to attend to the matter.

lil jboy: if i hear. . . And i know that dickrider must have paid so much to be paired wif da great ibime

Abeg send me link to his previous work

Was the draw done with hot and cold balls?

I can see some pattern in the draw.

Anyway I feel sorry for the kid U3.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Shi.it!!! U3 vs Ibime? Damn!! Ibime this nigg@ gon murk you[/quote]Abeg send me link to the ninjas previous battle lemme study ma opponent

What's the hold up? Ninjas wanna see who they're battling jor!!!

Krizzkutz: www.picosong.com/download/3apS/. Ibime's Exhibit D

I should rerecord this in proper studio. It's a waste of 100 bars to leave it like this

dayokanu: Ronaldo scored a Hat trick
Zlatan scored a brace
Ribery provided an assist

What did Koscielny do?

Gave away a schoolboy penalty due to poor positioning and lack of physical strength and got himself sent off!!!

Pataki: Where is that mumurideen Ibime?

I feel like eating the fat cow on this thread.

Man, C. Ronaldo is a demon tonight.

Mugudeen, Mamadou Sakho shows why Koscielny should never be in the French team.

Koscielny killed his team with awful defending, whilst Sakho saved his team with two goals to undo Koscielnys incompetence

Wey dat mumu Pataki?

Shebi you see as Koscielny dump France out of World Cup?

[quote author=god_of_music]I don't like the fact that y'all don't welcome new people.
It ain't nice atall!


#TeamGOM[/quote]Let your bars speak for you. We've welcomed ninjas to fight for heavyweight title just off 16 bars alone, yet you keep posting wack bars and expect to be taken seriously with your annoying hashtags and 'notice me' behaviour.

Ninja STFU and spit some bars. In the last 6 days alone, you have almost a thousand posts on NL so it seems you are a wack jobless fellow hopping from place to place seeking attention.

mukina2: erm .. you founded what league? see broad-day light tiffing rights. oga pack well

if Ibime refuses to finish this league he wont get no FA Cup code . .Even when chamotex was the oga at the bottom of the table he nefa quit, kept on playing till the end



chei Ibime yaf suffered

Darling Muki.

My ride-or-die bytch

If these niggas succeed in banding me shebi you go send me code like Duduspace?

Parapo tinz!!

debosky: The leagues should still have a place for OGs. However two seasons of abysmal performance should lead to relegation for even OGs.

Does NL FPL have a constitution or set of rules? Seems we need one ontop this Ipukulu matter.

Good thing I finished 5th last season. The constitution has spoken!!!

My FPL record is spectacular. Some losers want to bar me cos they know I'm a threat

2010 - founded FPL and modded the first season.
2010 - finished 7th in league, won FA Cup
2011 - finished 6th in league, 2nd in FA CUP
2012 - Won league, 2nd in FA Cup
2013 - finished 5th in league

Even this season, I'm sure to make the top 20, but I decided to take a year's sabbatical to further my football education and complete my UEFA A Licence at top academies like Ajax and Barcelona.

I started managers press conferences and brought the banter to this game. Even now, I dropped out the league, I still bring banter to the game whilst some nonentities who add nothing to the game, just happy to finish top 20 every season are busy provoking to ban Ibime.

Come on guys, khaki no be leather. Ibime deserves his spot in this game on a sporting, historical and on a personal and social level.

MVGT: Chocckid

Although some of his lines were generic, Maestro regressed. I can't abide ninjas forcing wordplay like cheat/shyt

You dey mind this guy.

Theres been 4 FA Cups in Nairaland history.

I reached 3 finals in the 4 years and won one.

And he dey compare me to niggas who carry last for three seasons straight like Nateevs and Duduspace.

I built this league, started all the banter on here and even pioneered the art of managers giving press releases. Im the one who made this shyt fun and jokes, promoted the league and got the whole of Nairaland involved. Before now, it was just me and Dyabman playing in our own private league before I popularised it on NL.

I was democratic enough to pass modding rights to Eldee, and now Chamotex has opportunity to mod, he dey form cabal.

Where did Eldee finish on the log last season to warrant FA CUP place? Is it not because he is part of the history of this game that he is allowed entry?

Simple job we gave Chamo to keep baskets like Duduspace out of the league he couldn't perform, now he want form Farida Waziri just because Ibime decided to take one year sabbatical, when Ibime is the greatest player to ever play this game as the records show.

Wetin I dey talk sef? Chamo is not modding this game next year!!! In the same spirit I passed modding rights to Eldee and Eldee to him, the power rotation agreement between the 6 Geopolitical zones must be honoured! Leave Ibime case for your successor!

chamotex: E go shock you.
Be there giving history lessons about what happened in 1820.
There are like 50 ninja's on the waiting list for the FA cup.
If you get relegated, na Championship you go dey next year with your buddy nateevs.
If someone gives you code, as admin, you will be removed with immediate effect - you and whoever gave you the code.
So if you like abandon your team.
You have been warned!1

Nigga you can't do shishi

My team has been abandoned since.

If anything, you would be the one kicked out looking at your place on the log

The only reason you are modding this year is because you didn't qualify for FA Cup on last seasons performance so you are using admin rights to sneak in.

Try me and see.

You done forget who hold the key to the main league which I set up 4 years ago. Na gameweek 37 I go delete the league if you try me.

Who you be? Small boy. You dey threaten me? Don't make me go PDP in this bytch. How many people in FA Cup finished in the top 24 last season? Was it you, Mukina, Avantegarde or TBoogie?

Half the teams in FA Cup did not finish in top 24! Yet you want chance me. The founding father of Nairaland FPL. We will take this to Court of Arbitration for sport. Nama shobiri!!!

lalaboi: I dont need to remind you that spots for Fa cup is based on position/achievement of the season before and not on Past Glory. If that were the case, Liverpool would be in the champions league right now.. SO ogbeni, U better sparing 10mins of ur time per game week to do the best you can. E go shock you next year when everyone gangs up and say NO, Ibime does not deserve to be the FA CUP

Do you know how many people will willingly send me code off the strength of my name alone? How did Duduspace get code this year if not for ride-or-die soldiers like Muki?

No way Ipukulu will be fighting for qualification this season as Ipukulu has been wounded up by the administrators. We'll be back next season to collect FA Cup spot off legend status alone.

lalaboi: Operation. If you don't come a respectable position at the end of the season, dont expect to be in the FA CUP

You must be smoking rocks.

Need I remind you I founded this league and also won the first ever FA Cup. I've also reached the final twice and won the main league itself.

I am a legend in this game, the most successful ever manager and the pioneer of Nairaland FPL. You what?

Ninjas always speculating on Ipukulu.

I didn't have time for this ish this year, just making quick transfers in couple minutes after every game week.

I've decided to spend the rest of the year travelling to different academies like Ajax, Barcelona and Dortmund to learn new coaching techniques and exchange ideas with cutting-edge thinkers in the game.

I will be back next season to reclaim my title.

2 trophies and 2 runner-up positions. Ipukulu is still ahead. Never forget that!!!

I read your ritual rites/ like a minister might/
sinister type/ who deliver sinners' spirits to Christ/
I mastered the physics of flight/ like Icarus/
My ecclesiastic syllabus/ draconian like Leviticus/
Clean my wounds with vinegars/ and iodine/
My entire team/ inspire higher beings/ like a Messiah seen/
I fire beams/ to warn niggas that my desire gleams/
King tourney coming up. . . I aim to retire clean/
I put razor to flesh/ rip veins in a sec/
Blades in his neck/ inflict cuts he'll be at pains to forget/
Then I slide off, without breaking my step/ on a subterranean quest/
with Iranian vets/ to smuggle Uranium threats/
from the forests of Kinshasa. . .to Arabian steppes/
From Kuwait to Quebec/ niggas say I'm a vet/
but safer to bet/ that my profession doesn't cater to pets/
I savour respect/ and niggas favour my text/
So beefing me. . .will only lead to blame and regret/
I bring alien death/ to these useless geeks/
Battle? . . . You could choose the beat/ while I continue your losing streak/
Dudes is sweet/ and moist/ I defeat ya boys/
The streets rejoice/ whenever niggas peep my voice/
Repeat your choice/ you can die or disappear/
My pistol flare/ and missiles tear/ niggas while the officials cheer/
Its crystal clear/ I'm the man of the hour/
who stand and devour/ dudes who can't handle my power/
My plan is to scour/ the earth/ while niggas cower in dirt/
I'm in the crib with chicks who wanna shower and squirt/
Clowns is berserk/ at my freeform writing/
So cease all griping/ or flee from lightning/
I beat four Vikings/ with ten black axes/ and collect back-taxes/
My memory foam is posture paedic. . .Tempa mattress/
I dismember faggits/ for stepping to me/
I aint perfect but niggas eloquently/ address me as Your Excellency/

We regret to announce that Ipukulu Marines have disbanded due to off-field issues. We hope the team can reform for next season - Management

coogar: torres got injured & chelsea fell apart.
if he is fit, i know obese charlatans like ibime & yourself would apportion him the blame.

lampard should never wear the blue shirt again if chelsea are serious about their title challenge. he's the reason chelsea can't function.

I'm sure Torres played Newcastle game.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]lwkmd@saving bars for tourney Hahaha. . .u'd be suprised man.


U dey joke with those guys.
Try it and get a serious àss whooping!![/quote]I no go crack coconut ontop say na serious contenders dey game. 2 hours will dispatch allcomers as usual. For Prekky, I go stretch am to 3. Abi na Loaded Lux and Arsonal I dey battle?

Accused of having sex in JSS3 by a neighbourhood slut who got caught in an act and started naming all the boys she chooked.

Of course I denied it.

Writing junior WAEC wasn't easy with allegations hanging over my head. Dark days travelling into write ma exams everyday thinking what my ultrareligious family and neighbours thought of me.

Somehow it all went away as time passed. There was no proof either way so my family just had to take my word for it.

Bole is good to go!

The heat kills off the bacteria, and besides we need some dirt for our immune system.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Make person blaze this place up na...e don dy dry

[size=8pt][/size][/quote]Those ninjas are saving bars for tourney.

Me I no get time, if not I for try drop something. Na still 2 hours I go take write everybody verse for tourney, and still collect the trophy.

ritchboy: You can't honestly believe this crap you just wrote... This is the most blatant dive I've seen this year.

Look at the gif DK posted, Ramires literally throws his body into the defender.

In fact it should be a red card for Ramires. Yellow for diving and another yellow for preventing the defender from winning the ball back and launching a counter attack!

Pure rubbish.

Ramires falls like that in central midfield all the time. He's a weak fella.

Neither did he throw his body into the player, he's simply trying to put his body between player and ball, but he lacks the strength to protect his ball.

Regular Chelsea watchers will tell you this happens to Ramires every game.

The referee is at fault for interpreting it as a pen. As far as I can see, it's simply a nigga failing to protect his ball due to lack of strength.

Saro was executed about 18 years ago. I'm not sure where supermod got 10 years from.

We remember that morning in PH, the whole town was quiet, very few cars on the road. PH residents moving around in a daze, speaking in hushed tones on the morning of the execution.