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Why is everyone desecrating the thread writing about the most generic topic in HipHop

Midwives, Postmen, bla, bla, bla.

This is what happens when Aaron is put in charge of the people. He starts leading them astray and worshipping golden calves.

mithel: .


But your man lampard is there na

Twas more about lack of Luiz. In the end Lampard had to do the job of receiving the ball from the back four. Didn't matter anyway cos Manure was on holiday.

Breathing space finally!

Lets seal it by beating Spuds so we can go to Europa final with UCL already in the bag

Rafa has lost this game already with his midfield selection

I enjoyed both verses quite a bit. I vote a draw!!

I have already quoted my favourite lines, so allow me to dig deeper into ma verds.

I liked Glaciers wit but also Mikuz aggressiveness.

Mikuz beat Glacier on flow but overforced a few punches which put me off şuch as hanging guys from a gun.

I also did not like the grand-murder line. Murder cannot equate to Mother unless Mikuz had spat that line in pidgin English.

By the same vein Glaciers "cross-swords" was another technical blunder. Words and swords no be the same phonetic.

Apart from this, Mikuz cut more corners than Glaciers and forced more, whilst Glaciers verse was more mature with more technical depth, but lacking aggressiveness and flow was not as seamless as Mikuz.

mikuz: I handle mags/ to rattle cats/ and strangle f@gs/
I whoop his @ss with his spinal cord . . just to beat him back-to-back!!!/

I impale and beast him/ . . and leave blood stains in his linen/
so after this crazy beating/
. . like 'Colombia' . . Ill 'Bore-gutter' . . just to bury him in a drainage system!!/

I stand from within/ to fracture his spleen/
. . but if he thinks Im just 'pulling his legs' . . I shatter his shin!!/

So its a searing hazard/ the way I endanger this effing bastard/
cos like 'Olivier' . . If I sense this 'G-rude' . . Ill send gunners that would leave him severely battered!!/

ThunderStorm: GLACIERZ'S VERSE
Do u dream to win?? wake frm ya slumber chap/or wit breakneck speed face ya slaughter fast/as am striking palms together to bring ya thunder claps/

Mik shudnt stand d devil/cos i clasp with mettle/chop him lyk money. . .fast embezzle/u knw? i made thorns my bed of roses, even before He learnt to grasp d nettle/

some beef him, buh in my hands, d boy's wafer/i talk, he blabs, i just grin at d noise maker/buh on this 'eight note' . . .watch, he gets nervous, as his voice 'quavers'/

and ya story b told cos my fingers so deadly wit a touch. . .d 'Index' brings an end to ya last chapter/

hes a wimp wit goose pimples. . .cos im 'rash' with the man/to put a gash in his hand/he shined after firing his potshots at Bis. . .buh dis was shortlived. . .when Scriptz showed it was a flash in the pan/

Ma favourites.

Be back later for verds.

nosa gold: Ibime just listened to your spitzophrenik jam man. You got really d.ope delivery and tight rhymes, but your lyrics were kinda off. I got inspired to write some sshit too. I'm also a huge big L fan, dude was just too ddope

That song is more than 13 years old. Rantings of an immature mind.

Something more recent. . .

http://picosong.com/3xpD/

Alexpissu: Without sins there is no forgiveness ...Am seeking to rep truth....
Believe me am god to rap I bring words off the booth
I am immortal that is why you don't see me in clowns battle
Hip hop is for heads ...This netcees are just cattle(s)
They say I got the wisdom of ages ...call me emcee solomon
Ibime you not a rapper ...u's a sucker like solamon
Minds became obsessed with 2lines diss thread...
Evil chased it down when Mikus became Mod head
Ain't panicking like kidnapped children in Europe
Words be clear ...I kill again if you say I wallop
Am lyrically back to paint the senses of newbies with 2bars
Forget the polls am gaining attention like Krugar
All hands on desk like my verses is Darwin's analysis
Funny Flow For Rank is a poor sight like kidney dialysis
Free minds can tell I am spiritual I torment what's fake...like Cossy boobs
Oh! did I hear that censor that fools
Rap is through which I connect with my true essence
Forever I grow deep in metaphors ...swallow thoughts of real sense

You've been rapping on this thread long before I came here and still this wack?

Some boys like Mikuz, Berg, Nosa etc only started rapping yesterday. Look at them and look at you. SMH.

I like Nathan Akes movement in the midfield. Dude is always on his toes to shut down space unlike some Nigerian statues I know.

Midfield was really balanced today. Both players have the attributes of midfielders unlike the Nigerian and Brazilian, none of whom are midfielders and hoping to balance out each others deficiencies but failing woefully.

If you wanna know how a midfielder should never be static, watch MikeI's movement when play is not infront of him. Now go back and watch Basles first goal. Watch Lampards movement when the ball was played in behind, then watch Luiz movement. At that moment one was still moving whilst the other became a spectator. This is an improvement point for Luiz but a habit of MikeIs.

Meanwhile why did Rafa not play 3 central midfielders with Lamps as spearhead to give him more chance of breaking the record and settle the matter for the whole of Stamford Bridge who spend everygame trying to suck the ball in the net for him.

BTW, Torres has not scored in the league since December in 8-0 thrashing of Villa. That dude is a monumental disgrace.

Benfica is a strong and balanced team who are quite likely to upset Chelsea. They are unbeaten in Portugal all season and have few weaknesses. Interested to see the progression of Nemanja Matic since he went there Always remember him as lacking aggression and urgency in his play but being technically excellent. I heard some rumours linking him with £25m move. We dashed him to Benfica plus gave them £20m for the pseudo-defender Luiz.

Una no serious. Better sticky the thread if you want votes.

Good battle. I will be back to drop verds when I'm better chanced

[quote author=A-40]Jupp Heynckes a yes man?? Someone don told you wrong bro![/quote]How else do you describe a ninja who did not know how much the club was paying for Javi Martinez or even if he wanted him?

A ninja who agreed to keep quiet and pretend like he is retiring at season's end for Pep to take over, only to come out few weeks later and tell us that is not the case.

We all know Hoeness and co call all the transfers at Bayern and Heynckes is happy just to coach.

We need a ninja like Mourinho that won't let Abramovic ride roughshod. Heynckes does not have the gumption to oppose a ninja like Abramovic and Emenalo foistering unbalanced teams on him. Only two men can call the shots at Chelsea - Pep and JM. Every other ninja will get run over, vetoed and disregarded by the fools in suits

Wetin make una think say fan dey kill person.

I have put my neck through ceiling fan once by mistake whilst rising from my bunk bed which was directly under the fan and all I got was a scratch on my neck and a headache.

Up Bayern!!!!

Make una leave Mourinho argument.

I'm not Mourinhos biggest fan but I support his appointment wholeheartedly cos make I tell una now:

It's MOURINHO or ABRAMOVIC.

We don't need more powerless managers like Ancelotti, RDM or AVB who are powerless to stop Abramovic tinkering with the team and nod head like Agama lizard all the time.

Likes of Jupp Heynckes and Pellegrini take after Ancelotti. They always say yes to whatever the Technical Directors say whether Leonardo, Uli Hoeness or whatever. These managers have no say in building their teams. In Chelsea the technical team making squad decisions will be Abramovic and the incompetent Emenalo.

Saying YES to Mourinho puts the club back in the hands of football people and not amateurs like Abramovic and Emenalo.

Well, well, everyone claims to be checking Fibonnaci's, resistance and support levels and so on. . . una try o!

Like someone said earlier, if you are trading with less than $10k, you are on a long thing.

I remember when I was shorting Nikkei during the Japan tsunami/earthquake crisis, I was trading an account with £5k, small news of bailout hit market overnight (I fell asleep), the account dwindled to £-7k and locked me out. Funny enough, if it hadn't locked me out I would have made all my money back + change. I haven't traded since. . . over two years now. . . but in the last week I've been trialling a straddle technique on FTSE100 that does not involve me sitting in front of a computer except logging in for 10 minutes everyday after work. I have run the mathematical model and it would have given me 63 wins and 11 losses YTD with profit of roughly £10k per month. The model requires 10 trading accounts with £4k in each to prevent blowout. I will be straddling one account against another for 5 days a week (5 x 2 = 10), placing stop order buys and sells when the index has gained or lost a certain percentage within 5 days (which I've modelled). . .no stop loss or take profit involved. . . the straddle ensures my losses are limited to my stake x the percentage difference between my long and short straddles (1% of FTSE value x stake (£10)). . . then I close both straddles after 5 days. No intra-day trading involved, and I don't have to check on any pair of straddles till the 5 day period elapses for each pair. I will demo for three months, then decide if reality is congruent with my model, but as for checking graphs and bla bla bla, I am of the opinion that it's a waste of time.

Our season is crystallized into next weekend

Manure and Spurs within 3 days.

We will know by midweek whether we are back in UCL or not

4llerbuntu: so upon all d abuse una abuse Rafa, he still got third place. smh.

according to some of you he is no better than RDM abi?

What is this mugun yarning?

RDM was competing neck and neck with Manure and City when he was sacked, not Spurs and Arsees

Rafa got Club World cup and Carling Cup thrown in his lap and lost them easily.

mithel: i still want both lamps and mikel out sha,

After Lamps breaks the record.

Include Ramires in that also.

Now who is gonna buy Mikel?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]An assist, a Goal, a Victory!

And they'd say Lampard Is Done...[/color]

There's never been any problem with Lampard even in the pivot.

The problem was always that his pivot partners have too many weaknesses, and the issue was always that no one had the qualities to partner him. Mikel is the least energetic midfielder in football history whilst Ramires does not have the ability to receive possession from the back 4.

When Lampard plays with Luiz, you start to see a semblance of how a midfield 2 is supposed to function. Lamps and Luiz have not lost a game together in midfield.

If Rafa knows what's good for him to secure qualification, he better keep the sloth Mikel on the bench till season end.

Rafa finally knows what's good for him ie get rid of the sloth Mikel if you want UCL qualification.

DBR: Mikus u allow all these in ur tenure?

This is bad. .really bad..mikus jackson

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I'm the immortal aura/ God of all fawn and flora/
The don Camorra/ sharing my bed chambers with a pórn performer/
I saw Gomorrah/ get torched to a scorching sauna/
to set judicial precedence. . . before Moses brought the Torah/
And when the earth was still flat . . .I fought my corner/
Against Moors and hoarders/ Gauls and sorcerers/
Been betrayed by a false informer/
And took his head. . to settle scores. . . with the laws of kharma/
I witnessed all the gore and horror. . .
You couldn't summon the strength/ to stomach the stench/
of battles where hundreds of men/ slumped in a trench/ is a common event/
Alexandria's library is where my summers were spent/
proving mathematical axioms. . .that the number unity. . is a hundred percent/
Charted Orion's orbital path since time was begun/
And deciphered binary sums/ in primary one!/
Did research for vampires in the time of the hun/
And proved that optimum darkness . . .is when the moon. . is in line with the sun!/
None of ya syllables clever/ You a lyrical leper/ and a pitiful jester/
trying to pit wits against an unpredictable Zephyr/
Battle me?. . .that's like sticking ya fist in a blender/
or taking a piss/ on the six major Hadiths/. . . in the middle of Mecca!!/
By any physical measure/ I render you incapable of lifting a feather/
put you under cyclical pressure/ like centrifuges/
Everything you mention's foolish/
You a Master of Ceremony? . . . that's an oxymoron. . . like existential Buddhists/
My medley performance/ is technically flawless/
I enact bisectomy of corpses/ of enemy forces/ with chemistry forceps/

I'm old of age/ I've been a soldier, slave/ a poet and sage/
but my hands were mostly engaged/ holding a loaded gauge/
I rolled with braves/ and patrolled the waves/
with pirates who stab niggas with their shoulder blades/
My flow degrades/ at the same rate as Beta particles/
Niggas read my chronicles/ but can't stomach the verse . . .with weak abdominals/
My digestive tracts adapt to survive. . on eating fossil fuels/
My beef methodical/ like Sun Tzu/
My chosen art of war is kung fu/
I scourge lands from Danube to the Rhine like Attila the Hun do/
My spit'll turn the sun blue/ by dousing gaseous vapour/
I savage a hater/ till he consider a quick death as a granting of favour/
The manacled stranger/ considered a radical danger/ by a tyrannical slaver/
with the teeth of a Paleo sabre/ that could cut through any metallic encaser/
with the precision of a mechanical laser/
I travelled the radar/ of Saturnian rings/ with Nubian Kings/
Waded through heavy hydrogen and swam in deuterium streams/
Plotted with Assyrian fiends/ to set up pyramid schemes/
and fleece inferior beings/ by capitalising on their myriad dreams/
I'm really esteemed/ from Damascus to Polynesia/
Summoned the Ghost of Magnus Ceaser/
through seances who channel media/ on travels in Trans-Slovenia/
My bars knock niggas out cold like anaesthesia/
So any emcee claiming heir. . . will suffer from Alopecia!/
. .. . like Jonjo Shelvey/
I'm a vitruvian specimen of one so healthy/ even Mongols tell me/
They would have crossed the Caucuses if Genghis. . .was so stealthy/
I've taken several heads/ from every ethnic spec/
Even rode with Eric the red/ against King Ethelred/
I settled debts/ and became a landed lord/
Grappled swords/ to grab what I can't afford/
Crossed dams and Fjords/ against savage hordes/
Sliced windpipes clean with the jerk of a strangler's cord/
I walked with proto tribes/ and reaped souls and lives/ with a golden scythe/
Hunted with pygmies shorter than my shoulder height/
Rode motorbikes/ with Argentine guerillas/
Dined with killers/ and escaped Alcatraz. . .twice. . . on pine flotillas!/
I survived all these timeless thrillers/
then retired to my studies. . . to put it all in rhyme for you spineless niggas!/







.

Ima homie vet that bruise/ plus im wise while all these bony nerds are fools/ splashin' only phlegm & poo/Fore my punches pound him someone should have told this head vamoose/ the b.itch couldn't still deliver . . . . even when all he needed was to OPEN LEG & PUSH!!/

I ball quick like Ronaldo at real pace/ even if the cipher is renamed ''Domino'' i'll still ace/You've been whirlin' around the Hall of Fame 4 quite a year now . . . . . we fellaz in are beginnin' to think Tornado has hit State!/

Written lyrics is his 'own bone' . . . all the dog does is nothin' but Bark, Biting/ my Fantastic Furs is a replica of 'The Thing' . . . strong and hardened/And cuz I flow current . . . i'd electrocute the eel if he claims hes Spar King/




Witty lines. When does DJ start battling on Nairaland?

That "circling round the hall of fame" line was almost an improvement on my play on the concept.

ojoawo: WTF

ILL was ILL, never seen one of y'all better than him//
Guy was drugs, none of y'all verses meth-er than his//
Well, maybe one-hundredth of the rhymes were similies//
But still he got creative with it, ninjas were feeling it//
So you started beefing cos homeboy was killing it?//
But wait he already killed it, reason you got sumfin to b beefing with//
And really he was don corleone to the NL mafia clique//
Made you puccis shriek cos your future, he made bleak//
Homeboy went Blue and brought home the heavyweight belt//
Always topping all, and true came home to displace NL's made vets//
No rest for champion twas named buh really twas more like a toast to the best//
Flawless and seamless, guy still dropped till Jesus dropped vote in his vest//
Aggressive like thunder, creative like no other//
Puci-s started scrambling, and in mins, google became oshodi street//
Cos it became obvious that their MJ lost it, they only got beat//
Niccas lookin for look alikes, till rhymes were called bitten//
All in a bid to cloud all that them niccas in a premium drop are already beaten//
And the gang up came, obviously cos achebe was just being eaten//
Now they forming white hair claiming to b d only one vets left//
They claim to be Django, saying they just unchained//
But why blame them, cos they fresh outta Yaba Left, still on chains//
Never would have said this buh really, y'all haters need to quit//
Or better still, in your room... Learn tha ABC of rap from ILLscripts....

Bleep

Stories. Biting is biting. As much as I never had a problem with Scripts, biters can never be taken seriously on here.

A group of emcees worked hard to ensure that ninjas on Nairaland know what makes a good rhyme and the laws of textceeing. Semi-illiteracy has been the order of the day on NL since Sleak started hosting battles and promoting wacksters on here, even biting was becoming accepted. So anyone who can't play by grown men rules should find another place where illiteracy and biting are accepted.

See the striker they got rid of for that waste shekpe keeper. Some people thought I was joking when I counted the cost of Torres as running into hundreds of millions. One hundred million in wages+transfer, tens of millions in lost utility on Sturridge and Lukaku, millions in lost morale and losses from Cup competitions where a better striker would have seen us through. Torres is the biggest cancer to ever afflict Chelsea and has been eating Chelsea from inside for 3 years now, whether we are talking of hampering our other strikers, wasting our midfielders efforts, getting managers sacked or killing team morale.

Thunder fire the eediots in suits at Chelsea and thunder fire all the emotional guys who always came here criticising Sturridge in any 10 mins he got chance to play, all in a bid to justify Torres' corrupt preeminence. What kinda nonsense didn't loverboys type here just because the androgenous Spanish ladyboy had a tug on their heartstrings?

My first battle vs Sauron. . . . was joking around, but looking back this line makes me laugh cos it was proved true. . .


I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/
A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/

Infact, plans done change. . . Iceberg, go ahead and battle Mik. . . my madam done change plans. . . .besides, let Nairaland have a breather from Mikuz vs Ibime, then we come back to it later. . . . I wanna see ninjas like Thunderstorm battle also. . . I'm outty. . .

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]@ Mik. . fork dat shit
@ Bis. . will join u both

lets make it a triple battle thang. . .i want to script dis nyt. . .b4 i fully get into dis semester in sch[/quote]Battle Mik after he's done with me. . . . shebi he is on a killing spree. . . . I don't like triple battles. . . I dont know which opponent Im focussing on. . .

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Bis. . . .cant u see Mikuz is jokin?? .lolz[/quote]But I feel like writing tonight. . . so lets get it on. . .

mikuz: Make you no just think say e go take me more than 30 minutes to leave you in shreds.
I just dey look you with one eye, you dey make noise for here, dey diss the present king of Nairaland. Ibime I go kkeee you!

Ain't got time ninja. Family runs this weekend. We can set deadline of 10am tomorrow. After today, I no get your time for the next 3 weeks. You vs me. Lyrics you've been penning for Scripts all week vs lyrics I'ma pen when I get home. Send it to thunder by 10am tomorrow

mikuz: Wtf Ibime!!! The Achebe of rap and the Amanyanabo of lyrics is ripping Ibime off right away!! Gimme 20 minutes lemme type. Ibime will be finally laid to rest!!!
Typing . . .

This 20 minutes done reach 20 hours.

ThunderStorm: Ibime, can you send/write out the lyrics pls?

There's nothing to write out worth reading, just the nonsense ranting of a teenager. Can't even remember them.

mikuz: Wtf Ibime!!! The Achebe of rap and the Amanyanabo of lyrics is ripping Ibime off right away!! Gimme 20 minutes lemme type. Ibime will be finally laid to rest!!!
Typing . . .

Fork the Achebe of gimmicks/ let him table his lyrics/
We all know that you sweeter than maple and syrup/
You can't fit ma sandals/ so you'll be swiftly handled/ and ripped to shambles/
You wanna attack Bis with samples/ acting like ya rhymes were quickly scrambled/
but you only got lyrics to spare. . cos your battle with Scripts is cancelled!!/
We know your rhymes ain't freshly wrote/ Test me. . . Nope!/
You lack deadly quotes/ and our last battle. . . I only conceded. . . to give you empty hope!/
and I still took majority of the electors votes/
but I'm a good sportsman and a gentle bloke/
Ibi let the battle go. . . It's nothing major to him/
While you spent three days celebrating the win/ and acclaiming me King/
I can't make you my rival/ I'm your deity and idol/ and I gave you the title/
as reward for two years of being a faithful disciple/
But you cheapened the throne/ a week later, it wasn't even your own/
You gave it away on Facebook and got beaten and stoned/
Then you let the biter Script take it . . .cos ya lyrics were too bland/
That's what happens when a grown man's title. . . lands in a fool's hand!!/
Difference between us. . . my legacy solid/ I'm more technically polished/
Could never lose to Kimwhyte. . . my battle rep is acknowledged/
You only building back a rep that Prekky demolished/
Your losing record is horrid/ while I entertain fans with an effortless flourish/
Script beat you with wack rhymes cos you pose and mimic/ with dozy gimmicks/
And don't give the biting excuse, ya rhymes were so anaemic/
Ask niggas how I beat Sauron twice. . . despite stolen lyrics!!/
Every battle I partook in was widely acclaimed/ that's why they hyping my reign/
While your attempt to claim the throne is met with unbridled disdain/
From inside of my brain/ a quick freestyle to whoze your lip/
Now go ahead. . . hit me with the lyrics that you wrote for Script!/


oNe!