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increda: I thought illscripts is your boy whom you once praised and called ddope even when mikuz warned you, he's a chronic systematic biter.. Smh at nigerians

I'm no detective, but once I find a ninja biting, I censure him appropriately. I cannot say the same about you cos you are still on Sleakid's deek even after he was caught lifting a whole verse from Sike on AHH. Illscripts bites little pieces of rhymes so he's hard to detect, meanwhile Sleakid bites whole verses.

If Rafa knows what's good for him, he better keep Luiz at DM

It works both ways. He is a disastrous centreback but the only player remotely resembling a DM in this set-up.

Dat penalty?

Refereeing these days is something else.

Anyway, na their wahala be that.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiizzzzzzzzz!!!!

OK. . . .don't laugh. . . this Big L issue sent me searching ma old files to look for one track I did in 1999. . . I was 15/16 years old then, rapping a lot of nonsense. . . but I specifically remembered mentioning Big L in one of ma old tracks. . . so I went looking for it. . . . enjoy the teenage Ibime


http://picosong.com/Fk56/



oNe!

ILLScripts: Are u guys actually calling me a Biter?
Aiite no shitt,am outta NL...Yall should chop the site!!!

Dude, I forgot you were the one that did this. . .come on now. . . . you seem to be chronic with vampirism. . .

You forgot that Big L was ma favourite rapper for like 2 years. . . you can't spit one of his syllable without being caught. . .

ILLScripts: dem Federalz Got ma House-tapped/hopin dat I fall 4 d Mouse-trap,i Doubt-dat/

Una try sha but if Ibime post him own, e go trend on NL for 7 days straight but I no send.

Ema prince: @mikuz
why did u close the thread?..illscript is a chronic biter and he's been caught doing it several times..he keeps calling them coincidence.i remember that in the first verse he posted here,Ibime caught him biting a line from BIG L..he called it coincidence

You mean that was Scripts?

I don't keep names in my head cos of all the people passing through here that period.

Well, if so Script is certainly a biter.

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres says he expects to stay at Stamford Bridge for at least three more years.

The 29-year-old Spain striker has scored only 14 Premier League goals in 78 appearances since joining the Blues from Liverpool for £50m in 2011.

Speaking ahead of Thursday's Europa League semi-final first leg against Basel, Torres said: "I have many things still to give to this club.

"I have three more years contract so I expect to stay at least three years."


This eediot is talking again.

What has he "given this club" except failure? Failure in 7 competitions this season. He hampered us in every tournament we played and chased real striking talent out of the club as well as good managers. Will someone tell this CANCER to shut the fork up!! He saw what the fans did to Benayoun for trying to defend him. He should go and bury himself in one corner and stop aggravating people who love this club.

Did Spain not have winter break?

How come they were not able to press like that?

How come no German team won UCL for 12 years with all this winter break.

Make we hear word jare! Now is Germany's time, that's all.

David Luiz birthday party.

WTF is Ferreira wearing?

DeadScrollzz: when i saw this,i said thats how a true vet behaves...until i saw ur other comments,trust me my brother...the best thing for you is to let it slide,i didnt ghostwrite for scripts and he didnt bite me...but when i was still available on 2go,we do join head together to form lines...as in,trade bars...so trying to bring up this idea,u want to lose the respect i have for you

What kind of story is this? Did he write the first line, whilst you wrote the second, or did you both write the rhyme word by word?

Look Chelsea have all the tools to be as effective as Dortmund were today. All that needs to happen is:

Get rid of Torres
Get rid of Mikel and Ramires for real midfielders
Mata needs to stop being lazy and start working hard like Gotze (This will never happen)

Breaking News:

Roman no longer interested in Falcao.

Now preparing £100m bid for Lewandowski.

Torres now blaming "too many talents at Chelsea"

When he was playing with Malouda and Kalou, they were too slow, no Spanish voices etc etc.

When will this self absorbed bastaard stop focussing on himself and apologize to Lukaku and Sturridge for ruining their Chelsea careers.

sephia: They say RA has approved 46 milion pounds and 200k a week for Falcao to come in this summer. I say it's a waste of money, start Ba in every game, bring back Lukaku and we will have the same result for free.

Like I say, RA is a novice and a strikerphile. He thinks football starts and ends with strikers. Lukaku currently has the best goals to minutes ratio in EPL. Nobody pointed this out to him.

FBS: Muller. What a player. How about an exchange. Torres + 50 milla = Muller.

Bayern totally destroyed uefolona. Very much expected.

Second leg awaits.

Some guys will tell you Muller is not refined enough for Chelsea. Remember say na only tiki taka some guys sabi.

chelseabmw: Possible team of next season:

Cech/(new back-up goalkeeper)
Azpilicueta/Ivanovic
Terry/Cahill
Luiz/(new versatile centre-back possibly Dede, Chichires or Garay)
Cole/Bertrand

Mikel/(new box-to-box midfielder)
Lampard/Ramires/Oscar
Moses/Mata/Hazard/Schurrle (probably)
Torres/Ba/(new attacking player)

Gourlay has already said that we'll sign 2-3 more players in summer, so these are possible positions of those 2-3 players.

Loanees will stay on loan once more. Ake, Romeu and Marin are also likely to go for loan.

Contract expires: Turnbull, Ferreira, Hilario, Malouda, Benayoun

Forget all this story and bring in JM.

He will show you where the holes are in the team. We all know it. It's the reason we got overrun by Juve, Shakhtar, Atletico, Man City, West Ham and Newcastle.

4llerbuntu: chai. serious akpako

at least we can now all see you nuccas are a one-man team undoubtedly.

pele

And like I've always said, that man is Xavi.

Dayo and 40boi. Where is celebration taking place.

No mind these EPL fans jor. Bayern done show and prove.

mikuz: Illscripts I have nothing with Thunder. I just think hes a better battle organiser.
You can choose any other netcee to moderate the fight apart from Ibime.
I don't have any issue with criteria, facebook or non-facebook ; so long as the organiser void any voter who doesn't follow the laid down criteria.

You not making sense man.

There is no criteria for voting except enjoyment.

I have never given a ninja vote unless I enjoyed his verse better.

All those other talk is nonsense. Go and check all WARCRAFT battles by our mod in chief Eldee. None of them have laid out criteria.

Everyone who voted for Illscript enjoyed his verse better and everyone who voted for you enjoyed your verse better.

I can win a battle without a single wordplay and ninjas will enjoy ma verse all the same. I can win a battle using only wordplay also and no metaphors or personals.

All that matters in battle is what tickles your imagination, that's why I set the simple criteria:

(1.) Flow and multis
(2.) Enjoyability (whatever tickles your imagination - puns, metaphors, wordplay and such)

That's why I was gonna censure Illscripts for questioning Typhoons vote claiming that the criteria makes Typhoons vote a draw. Nonsense! Typhoon gave the vote to the verse he enjoyed better, not counting criteria.

You won the vote of the notable emcees. Be happy with that. As you know, election is one man, one vote. You opened yourself up to defeat by not maximising your punches. That's how you lose battles. It won't be the first time you lost a battle you were favourite for due to lackadaisical attitude. If you come with 10 nice punchlines and Script comes with 10, you sure to win because your technique is more refined and your flow is easier to follow. Though mind you, I have no problem with Illscripts flow, infact it flows well for me if you know how to follow his scheme (which is consistent), I only fault the accent on his end rhymes. I have to rap his rhymes in Nigerian accent in order to follow his scheme sometimes which is what I fault him for.

mikuz: Where's your verdict?

My verdict is if you have 30 lines, you should have 15 punches, of which 10 should hit the spot. When you only show up with 5 hard hitting punches in a 30 line battle, you are liable to lose especially when your opponent makes use of his lines to deliver more volume and with greater aggression, although some were forced.

But I've also got my tastes regarding flow and technical perfection which would have counted in your favour to enable you draw the tie.

By the power vested in me. . .

I HEREBY DECLARE ILLSCRIPTS WINNER OF THIS BATTLE by 10 votes to 7.

In future, any voter who claims a contestant is biting will have his post hidden and his vote voided except şuch allegation is backed by links.

Both contestants are of mind for rematch so we will set rematch for Saturday. Details to follow.

First off, biting is a serious allegation to make about an emcee. Anybody who makes şuch claims must produce evidence or shut the hell up!!!

On the other hand, Illscripts reaction to the biting allegation has stoked my suspicion. He keeps begging me to close the thread.

The whole of Nigeria has $300bln GDP and some official or Journalist cannot think straight to reason that $200bln is an April fool's joke.

First off, that snake is not dangerous because it is a Boa and not big enough to constrict a human adult to death.

Second of all the picture is fake because Boas do not take on şuch poisonous colours. The most colourful you will get from the Boa is the yellow python.

I ain't closing this thread till I deliver my verds and that will be tomorrow cos I'm occupied.

Current scores:

Illscripts 6 : 5 Mikuz


First to 10 wins but if votes continue chasing each other up to 8:8, then I will declare a DRAW.

More verds please!!

This battle is still open.

Illscripts is leading by 2 votes.

I have not closed this battle yet for reason that only 5 regulars on this section have voted so far. The sample size is yet too small.

Deadscrollz we are waiting for your verdict!

Mikuz please clean the thread of any unnecessary noise and derailing posts. Leave just the verdicts.