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[quote author=A-40]Aww man Yaya Toure just dumping on this Chelsea midfield! Its painful to watch[/quote]Everybody dump on Chelseas midfield this season whether Toure, Fernandinho, Sissoko, Marchisio, Diame, Paulinho and co. That's the midfield Emenalo built. They only shine against legless midfielders like Michael Carrick and Arteta. Emenalo the genius.

As usual Mikel failed to keep up with a single opposition run all game. Emenalos midfield soft as a baby bottom like it has been all season

The slothful defensive midfielder who offers no resistance is off. Might as well not have played.

The great Emenalo experiment. Will always fail every test. So many holes in the team. Final proof that the Nigerian failed woefully in every decision he made this season. From Community shield to European Super Cup to UCL to Club World Cup to League Cup to FA Cup, the team has been unbalanced and easy to cut through like hot knife through butter. Emenalo has been the architect of all of Chelseas woes this season. Sack the amateur slimeball!

Bunch of fragile unbalanced team Emenalo put together here. I don't know whether all these managers have been commanded by the slimeball eediot TD that anyday they don't play 4-2-3-1 is the day they lose their job.

Mata escorting Toure as he runs past him. As usual Mata is simply -1 when playing the big boys.

Mikel with Nasri on the halfway line. By the time Nasri enters the box, the slothful Nigerian escort is busy jogging lackadaisically 20 yards behind.

Im quite embarrassed at posters claiming "he should leave it and just go buy new one"

Una think say Abaga no struggle for the ride? Dude was on foot till he released MI2. He made a big deal of buying this Merc on twitter. Na plenty sweat be that for MI not something he can easily write off as "one of those things"

Quaritch: Major Nzeogwu Speaks about the Night he killed the Sardauna.mp4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ2pcLO9HSc via @youtube

This dude was just a fearless young man. They don't make young men like this anymore.

Quaritch: Biafran Airforce Pilots. From left Gunnar Hagland, Willy Murray-Bruce, Carl Gustav Von-Rosen, August Okpe, Martin Lang. Pre-mission planning meeting. 1969

https://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/391292_10150892714352030_1249819866_n.jpg

An airforce of 5 men. . . . Gangstas!

Did illscript beat Mikuz in their FB semifinal?

Many peeps remember why I set up Torreswatch. Like I said, it was to prevent peeps coming to tell us Torres had a good season even if he scored 20 goals.

If he likes, he should score 30 sef. His season has been nothing short of an utter disaster.

yuzedo: Man, your story is disjointed and full of typos and sh*t! If you wanna make a point, don't fabricate some fairy-tale while at it. Unnecessary f*cking details too don't add substance to your expose. They don't add sh*t! And is this story in past-tense or present-continuous. Talk about a scholar who can't communicate but is complaining about standards.

Chill out. The ninja is an engineer not a linguist. You understand him yarns? Yes! So leave story!

nateevs: I will be absolutely disappointed if the rumour of a Schurrle/De Bryune swap is true. That cannot be right.

It's a loan for transfer deal. De Bruyne on loan whilst we sign Schurrle.

I don't mind the Schurrle kid cos he knows where the goal is, as long as your friend Emenalo remember which area of the team is weakest

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]so squaring up against me??. . .dnt start yet/
u gotta try angles and plan first/
cos wen i encircle with big guns, u'l b sure to fly off at a tangent/

I'l get to its vertex, drag it along a planets horizontal coordinate just to make an X-Ray/
den revolve earth 24hrs back around its axis, yea i saved d next day!/

very soon i'l snatch the title. . .heavens will hear and Zion'll sing/
when i dip my hand in dat molten ore, and rule yall with an Iron fist/

bringing d heat doesnt bother me,cos after all u cant break d ICE/

am d type to put in Belladona in d rum, u'ld sip, gulp, u'd toast/
while i held high spirits, but u might give up the ghost/[/quote]Dis ninjas a forking maniac with the bars!

Every bar quoted up here is murder.

Dat tangent line had me holding my ribs

I told Streets. . . .go to FFR and drop us a feature/
Show these niggas that you hotter than ether/ when you rocking the speaker/
but instead of following the proper procedure/
he saw it as an opportunity for mocking the teacher/
This ignorant peasant/ shouldna been skipping his sessions/
cos his wack audios show. . . he didn't finish his lessons/
but I'm proud of my students' progress/ cos they exuding dopeness/
while your skills fall off. . . your verse was truly hopeless/
Mathematical radical, cannibal with mechanical mandible/
Stop imitating Canibus. . . and spit something tangible!/
I got a masters in Maths and Algorithm Engineering/
So ya pseudo-scientific bullshít aint appealing/
Qualified Management accountant. . . money long to the ceiling/
but I still eat emcees with ease when I get the feeling/
And I'm proud of my proteges/ cos they know the ways/
I sick Mik or Thunder on your áss. . . if you don't behave!/
Ya raps falling off just like the older days/
I'm consistent cos I do this leisurely. . . homie, no be race/
Now time for some throwaways. . .


I treat my students like family/ and they drop bars that's eye candy/
but reading Streets latest verse. . . will lead you up a blind alley!!/
I know this nigga pretend/ but if he want beef, he better signal intent/
cos a cold blooded murder. . . will bring him to a spine shivering end!/
This shameful liar/ may retire/ when I aim and fire/
My name. . . Messiah!!/ cos dude beat me twice. . . but still they rate me higher!/
cos my level is better/ He aint testing me. . . never!/
My money cause friction. . . but he couldn't rub two pennies together!/
This dude wanna cause brouhaha/ by claiming that he balling harder/ when he hawking gala/
so next time you eat sausage batter. . . the thought of this poorly bagger. . .
. . should lead to an uproar of portly laughter!/
You best protect ya head like you tryna board okada/
I bring the house down when I torch the rafters/
I'm always greeted with applause and rapture/ cos I'm the boss and gaffer/
I'm no 1. . .so this boring rapper/
can only 'Second E'. . .like cities on the shores of Ghana!!/
Test me? I'll ensure your chapter/
won't have a 'romantic' ending. . .cos any attempt to 'flirt' with death. . .will only 'court' disaster!/


oNe

Lemme add. . . Mikuz had two punches that could have edged this battle in his favour (take to the heels) and (Calabar brothers). . . . . but the build-up was too long and by the time they dropped, they'd lost some of their efizzy.

Well first I must say I'm impressed with Siddog. . . . . I hadn't noticed that he was packing heat before. . . .



My favourite lines. . . .

mikuz: I build punches to delete this prick/ with lines moulded to leave him 'uneasy and pissed'/
. . . I make him swallow blocks . . cos I aint started yet and hes already 'shitting bricks'!!/


I slaughter this imb/ cos when I'm storming the scene/ I bring thunder to him/
. . . chase him with a car's radiator . . to make sure he 'runs out of steam'!!!/


SEADOG is stup¡d and queer/ I rip the rookie in shreds/ and end is foolish career/
. . . but if hes looking to dare . . he ll cry WOLF . . cos Ill send PIRATES who bully with shears . . to reduce him to tears!!/


to have him 'walk through the valley of the shadow of death'/ If he fails to 'take to the heels'!!!/


better not set his foot in PH . . or try to CROSS RIVERS . . cos Ill practically eat Dog . . like my CALABAR brothers!!!!/

vs

siddoggg: ......My men and bars are mean/.....wen they prey and charge at him/.....wel not only watch d bastard bleed/......buh see the "Con go"......wen ah blast him str8 to "brazzaville"!!!/
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N when his masters sleep/......Ill have my 9s bangin by his bed/......till he's thankin God his dead...!!/.....n if ur braggin dat ya best/.....I'll "string ur heart to the ceilin" n have ur life......"hangin by ah thread"!!!/
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Sid's droppin his stance/......coz ah bring d best form in finals/......to burst d vet's jaws n spinals/.....buh if dis "third wonder" dont squat proper.....he'll fall off....."the great walls of china"!!!/
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Ahl beat his mum to climax/.....n smash his lips wit spikes/.....watch him "lose his sight"/.....afta i "slap him in the eye"/......n have dis "M pyres fallin"......for buildin "castles in the sky"!!!!/
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Stop spreadin da poor hypes/....about how ud touch d throne/.....not wif ropes lodged in throats/....pun intended....he'll probably choke/.....cz the only time mik will "take a bow".....here is when he needs to "dodge a blow"!!!!/

Based on the above, it's leaning toward a draw.


Based on flow and "choice of words used for multi's" I lean ever so slightly slightly toward Siddog.


All in all, MVGT: I call this a DRAW!!

duwell: U cant compare GOT with spartacus. Its a series like ROME that can b placed wth spartacus.
Spartacus hav got class. Those who like GOT ar those who like MERLIN and u kno there are many of them.
SPARTACUS is a seasn for guys that hav got a higher taste, CLASS and fearless.

GBAM!!!

The series ROME is better than GOT sef.

Post edited to avoid influencing verds. . .

mikuz: Siddoggg 20 lines/ 10 bars. Modify your post.

That's a textcee misconception. Only when people started rapping on internet did they start saying 1 bar = 2 lines.

1 bar = 1 line.

Every bar is 4 beats.

1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/

20 lines is 20 bars.

Take any 16 bar verse from any of your favourite rappers and count the lines. . . it will come up to 16 lines, not 32.

I'll be back to judge the battle later.

Rafa is being complacent. . . history teaches us that as soon as Tomas Rosicky enter Arsenal team in the final stretch of the season, Arsenal put unbeaten runs together to grab UCL spot.

Saturday night freestyle. . . .



I'm a reckless loon/ Any nigga test me, met his doom/
so back up and gimme extra room/ before my techs go boom/
The last nigga didn't shoot back. . . he fled and zoomed/
so any attempt to prove. . .he 'let the metal fly'. . . will only go down like a lead balloon!/
This militant infest lagoons/ with Niger Delta goons/
who kidnap whites. . . and 'seize Aryans'. . . like we 'dissecting wombs'!!/


There's 'concrete evidence'. . . that I break hard bricks/
and carry out deadly undertakings. . . on the graveyard shift/
Niggas claim y'all rich. . . but I make more chips/
What you wanna compare?. . . lets take our pick. . .
for example. . .we could rate our cribs. . .
but if you talking 'duplex'. . . .Man shun!. . . we can't be judged by the same 'yard'stick!!/


The great czar Bis/ own villas in the South of Rome/
with renaissance-art sculpted into mounds of stone/
If a nigga try to mount my throne/ I pound his dome/
Shoot his family dead like Alcapone. . .
cos 'I'll bring beef to his house'. . . even if he beg till the cows come home!!!/


I'm very clever/ so each word is like a buried treasure/
My mission to enlighten savages. . . like Mary Slessor!/
Nothing can break me. . . I'm strong beyond every measure/
I even carry the weight of the world. . . under Atmospheric pressure!!/



oNe!

Appreciate all the late verdicts but this battle has been declared closed long ago. The two wise heads whose verdict we agreed would decide the battle have given Mik the verdict and I have also conceded the battle. But if NL wanna see a rematch I don't mind penning something this weekend . . .or next weekend if Mik is too busy with his various battles on NL and facebook

MiloRambaldi: Story is as clear as day. Start from Season 1. And subtitles may help.

I've been watching GOT since the day it aired. Great epic but you don't relate with the characters cos they are too many and don't get enough airtime.

Gimme Spartacus anyday. You lock on to the characters and follow them through. Spartacus is so brilliant that even with low production budget, jobbing Australian unknown actors and fake CGI, it became a cult classic. You cheer for the characters from day one. Forget Tyrian Lannister, give me Gannicus, Krixus and Doctore any day.

But if you like series, you need to check out Breaking Bad. There is a reason it beat Spartacus, GOT and Boardwalk Empire to be named best series of 2012.

Problem with GOT is too many characters. You don't get into their story.

Spartacus is better than GOT but don't forget Breaking Bad is vying with both of them.

BAYSKI: n since ma
Guys r here,I only. . . . .
"came to check mates"/like its
a 'threat to d king' wen. . .
"playing chess game"/

Nice one there

Una never start?

streetwize: Lol. Calm down lads. Haven't written in ages. I'll probably be destroyed by anyone on here right now.

Negro stop lying before I send boys to Leeds to harass you. Report to the dance floor and give us at least 24 bars to feast on.

chelseabmw: Fernando Torres: "Mourinho is very dear here, he made Chelsea champions."




the dud has scored now and already he is talking

And Turkeys would vote for Christmas.

Hasn't he heard that Mourinho doesn't like to "hunt with cats"?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Someone visited Daily mail tis Morning [/color]

I haven't actually. Ended up reading the metro this morning instead. The last picture gave him away

David Luiz

Ema prince: @dbr
e don tey o! why u dey retire when there is no pension to collect?

Leave DBR jor! I bet one diss verse will bring him out of retirement. I officially retired 2 years ago but Im still called to spit intermittently. Diss DBR and see if he won't respond.