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My garms. . . the latest fashion/ Pyjamas made of satin/
I spark the ladies passion/. . .. . .cos I'm suave, urbane and dashing!/

Niggas in Paris like my charm and flair/ cos I'm savoir faire/
so they give me carte blanche. . .to menage their mad-moi-selles!!/

Check my Prada gear/ My money definitely speaks/
But your claims to large wealth. . . . will only beggar belief!/

When I'm in the club, a small fortune is spent/ while you ballers pretend/
but if you drink Ciroc tonight. . . you'll default on your rent!/

But I'm running the damn show/ That's something the bank know/
cos I'm always in the branch. . .depositing cash flow/
but this sucka is flat broke/
so if you see him in the branch. . . he must be plucking a mango!/

I wear Canali belts/ Ijaw Fidora hat made with Spanish felt/
I even stash money in outer space. . . out-land-ish wealth!!/



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dj5naira: New concept I kick in . old ideas should please retract/ else I shoot real fast and get you slow fakes killed infact/
60-40 possession wise . . . . um still in control . now i've got Earth not just bottled but carried about on ma shoulder jes to prove to you scientists literally THAT. . . . . . I got Diss planet 'in the bag' !/

Um chewin' these cons with much enthusiasm . . just the same way hens cray for maize/ slay you on ground then take your base/
So best pray for grace/ else I checkmate U with pawns in a game of WHOT . . . thats if you blatantly refuse to play your ace!/

Leave his whole team castrated the way im slicin' pricks/ and I aint trynna speak like The Abokis but ''since you call am for me goat then I be Leaf'' !!/
Not a game fa n.ude girls . . . so you strip clubs are bound to relegate in this Ivy League/

You niggas aint good at it . for instance/ watch as ma nameplay . will bite/
Um still wise/ did a Jaywalk on that dude that win twice/
with ma Swiss knives/ cross Street from the middle without using the zebra track . . . so his body part thats been cut in halves . . now equals as twin likes!!!/

Sickly tired of tautological blunders . . . like 'please from henceforth' / we close doors of wackness and leave all damn shut/
Land your skull gently on a tip of an iceberg . . . if you don't with your hands keep your head up!/

Don't have to take him to sky to beat him floorless/ such a dull electrician no wonder he'd ne'er bring delight . . . . not even if he starts switchin' sockets/
Um an immortal phocomelic . . . cos its like have got no legs meanin' I can never kick the bucket/

I rap with intense passion/ plus im the LANDLORD HERE with close to 6, 10 mansion/
Lethal insect/ a killa cy-bug
. . . and when it comes to assassination best believe . im worse than a beta T-X/ so phuck paparazzis . phock the drama scenes... Lights . Camera . Action . . . beef me, expect an automatic response like Knee . Jerk . Action!/

So far . . . my talks all good/ and ma works? None booed/ unlike yours, some ruined/
Now my Venn closer is SET to leave any rude pig or pork humbled/ cos if you were that golf player . . i'd smash Tiger Head and I don't mean damagin' cell batteries . . . . just to bend a 'knock on Wood' !/

I'm loving this

How dis one take consign us?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Chelsea Value Nando around 30m, Check Up his Contract statement Bro

Possible Cavani Swap Rumors http://footballroar.com/will-benitez-do-chelsea-a-huge-favour-by-taking-his-compatriot-to-napoli/305 and http://www.eatsleepsport.com/chelsea/napoli-eye-torres-swap-1598325.html#.UbW349j3Pg4 and http://www.clubcall.com/chelsea/torres-linked-with-rafa-reunion-1598325.html [/color]

Nigga I value the pant I'm wearing at £30m. The question is, you go buy?

Mark my words, Torres is going on loan this summer with Chelsea covering more than half his wage bill. Either that or riding bench like Florent Malouda.

€30m lo, £30m ni.

Acidosis: This girl is a Sierra Leonean, a chronic drunkard, & an unbeliever but recently she had a very terrible dream... God showed her a revelation of HELL...omg!

If you listened to her you cannot escape tears! She saw her own caring mother.

According to her, the woman was a 'good woman', caring, hard-working and every other thing you can think of BUT the entire family before she died never believed in JESUS let alone accept him as their Lord and personal saviour.

I don't even know how to describe all she said ( just few hours ago) cos the tears & agony was too much for her to bear... This girl couldn't recognise her mother .. If not for the voice she heard, and her look according to her is something you'll never wish for your worst enemy..

She said her mother was crying bitterly in pains and regrets. omg

I beg all of una, HELL is soooo REAL.
and the worst is our world today is full of sin.. everything around us is sin..

Lord I need your mercy.....

and as for these Pastors who always ignore the teachings of Hell & Heaven out of fear of loosing Money and people to occupy your plastic chairs, may God close down your churches & run you down until you repent & change your ways (Amen!)

The world must know the TRUTH.

Your friend has a vivid subconscious.

There is no şuch place as hellfire

Amaechi would be a fool to float a party of the North

The people of Rivers State gave him no şuch mandate and no backing to oppose the first SS president on a National level, and that's why his recent escapades are an exercise in self destruction.

Scriptz never was tight/ he didn't write rhymes, he found it better to bite/
while Mikuz brought pleasure to mics/
But if he abdicate the throne, Glacierz should inherit the right/
Nosagold & DJ also contenders in sight/
but Scriptz could only make the shortlist. . . . if we measuring height!/

This is the only time I've agreed with this foolish Graham dude.


http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2013/6/8/4408864/can-chelsea-sell-fernando-torres



Want to sell Torres? Goodluck!


One of the stranger things Chelsea supporters encounter on the internet is the idea that the club can simply sell players that they would like to be rid of. The target, in most of those cases, is Fernando Torres. 'Sell Torres for £20 million', the internet says, 'and then Chelsea can buy Cavani'.

So, for everyone shipping off Torres to Napoli and whatnot, here's a gentle reminder that he has three years left to run on a contract that pays him £1 million every six weeks. Few other teams on the planet can afford such figures; most of them have better options they can turn to at centre forward. Most clubs interested in Torres would force him to take a monumental paycut, something he'd only agree to if he was desperate to leave the club -- or the Blues contributed an enormous chunk of his salary, which would make selling him pointless.

No matter whether or not you're a Torres fan, the club made an awful mistake when they committed £100 million to him in 2011. Now they're going to have to live with it. We can't just wave a magic wand and make the mess disappear.

I would be intrigued to see the pictures. I hope the divers took some.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Well, U cant be certain. He had his best spell in a Cfc shirt under Rafa - Who's already at Napoli, could be the X-factor.

He's stil a transfer market figure.

The likes of Gomis, Soldado, Kiessling, Aubameyang etc didn't Score more than Nando Last term but could stil cost upto 30m, how much more a dude who scored more above 'em?[/color]

Guy stop talking nonsense. Torres will be going out on loan this summer. Nobody wants him. Chelsea will have to subsidize his wages on top. No club wants to take on liability on their books. Torres current transfer value is -£10m. That's how much it would cost to shift his liability onto another club permanently.

dayokanu: For your mind Torres is worth 30m same figure for Van persie? I laff in Gorimapa

Torres + 50m = Cavani

Cos Torres is already a minus for any club that takes him

I was about to advise the young man.

Napoli already rejected £29m + Torres.


BTW, I've had enough of Chelsea creating undue expectation on strikers. Spending £50m on a striker turns it into a do-or-die affair that tends to destabilise the club and everyone around. Niggas acting like Cavani can't flop as if his last season at Palermo, he wasn't loaned out to Napoli.

What piss me off about Chelsea is they always go after the in-thing at the highest price. Abramovic used to watch Cavani at Palermo, yet after Cavani had his poor season and was available even on loan, Abramovic did not consider to strike.

Please what makes Cavanis qualities much different from Lukaku? Same profile of striker.

And who say Bony is not Chelsea quality? I wonder if these people watch footie with eyes or on the pages of newspapers and the media hype factory? Bony compares favourably with anyone on the market and is the best deal going this summer.

Mourinho was at Belgium-Serbia game to assure Lukaku of his future. Wonder if he did the same for KDB?

Lukaku says he is staying at Chelsea after talks with Mourinho.

I would ask that boy to run away if rumours linking Chelsea to £53m Cavani move are true. No youngster will ever get ahead of £50m player

For the first time in MikeI's life, another club is rumoured to consider him a good signing. Galatasaray linked with move.

Chelsea linked with Prince Boateng. I say bring him on.

Don't understand this obsession with Cavani

Will Lukaku ride bench forever?

Buy Wilfred Bony and with Lukaku you have great striking options.

This is old news but the man has a point.

Forbes have been ignoring the Saudi stock market for some time, refusing to count assets held there because they think it's overinflated.

No monarch like the good prince will allow Forbes to spread badwill about his country's stockmarket.

Besides, the good prince must use those assets as collateral or credit-score when accessing loan finance so he has every right to be peeved.

Too much chatter here, no rhymes

"Inflation slowed" is a more appropriate term to use so ignoramuses can understand what the minister is saying.

A basket of goods and services starting at N100 would ordinarily rise to N112 over the year based on last year's rates, but it only rose to N110 this year, therefore inflation has dropped from 12 to 10 percent.

nikkyshyne: Thank you people. I had fun for sure. I really do appreciate the votes.

Oh well, my bags are on my head as I humbly vamooooooose!!!


One more thing...



#Team Lupey#

Madam no mind dem!

Na you carry second for my book.

You could have come first if you chose the right pictures, or if the moderator had placed your pictures in the correct order.

Think am now, of all the talent wey we see here, na only you and possibly Valleni wey get dimples.

Abi dem dey buy dimples for market? NL voters done fall my hand die!

splashbaby: Seun just spoil the whole contest by endorsing Adaobi...what a shame!

Seun spectacles are not working properly. As much as I give Adaobi props for having the gumption to step up to bat without make-up, her eyebrows are a disaster. I talk am as I see am.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe - Seriously Snooping on 'em chicks Profile abi? **IB u're Married!

Well, Me think they're Ok, my votes todae was actually engineered by my Flirtatious NL boo - Texascowgirl happens to be One of the hotties missing In action though.

IJebabe Is another [/color]

Wetin concern marriage with admiring nature.

Bros, speak the truth and shame the devil. I hope say na Graise you vote for sha. Abi we need to order spectacles for you as well?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]IB i wasn't expecting you here [/color]

Bros me sef no know as I navigate come this side.

So wetin you think of the talent on offer? No be Graise carry am hands down?

Meanwhile this TexasCowgirl too jasi!!! Na she suppose enter and win dis kain tin!

My vote goes to Graise followed by Nikkyshine and Vanenni.

Who no get eye na him talk different.

Fernandinho and Yaya Toure will beast every midfield this season. Clubs better wise up and stop playing sloths and poossies.

Speaking of which, if Jose wants Mata included in his midfield, he better hire two thugs to protect his defence.

That's all I have to say for now. Mata is a ninja I love but very infuriating. After the way likes of Fernandinho, Toure, Vidal and Marchisio rode roughshod on our midfield whilst Mata had no contribution to make, my conclusion is that Mata only shines in small games and against legless midfielders like Carrick. I am yet to see Mata hold his own against any brute, so he equally needs two brutes to protect him.

Niggas been excusing underachievment for too long.

City and Utd must know they're in for a challenge.

Hello!!!

It's Mourinho!

The matter is still in court and is being taken seriously.

7 of the arrested were not charged and released back in Feb/March due to the fact the prosecution agreed there was no case against them. This includes the only female amongst them, a Chinwe something.

The others are still facing trial, but contrary to earlier reports, the chief protagonist lucky lelebori is still at large.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Am finding it hard to believe we're ready to do business with Barca for Luiz and Ivanovic - Am sure Gourlay or Bruce cant mark a toddler attacker talk less of...

Tis berra be one of those UK tabloids Sensationalism approach![/color]

Selling Luiz and Ivanovic is extremely good business at the prices quoted.

Ninjas like Jores Okore and Aldewereild can replace them with no difference at a fraction of the price.

As far as im concerned I will take any bid for Luiz who is not a good defender. The only upside of Luiz is his human side and the way he keeps the dressing room cheerful.

Craig Eastmond wey mumuface been dey hype before has found his level?

Andre Uweh: We are about to buy a forward from Western Germany.

Old man, which one be Western Germany? Berlin Wall fell 23 years ago.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]“We have reached an agreement with Chelsea,”

“They are going to buy Andre Schurrle for a specific fee and, in return, they will loan De Bruyne to us for a year for free.

“I expect Chelsea to stand by what has been agreed.” Wolfgang Holzhauser is quoted as saying by Sky Sports
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The guy is practically begging for Chelsea to honour the agreement, a surefire sign that they are getting the better part of the deal.

Chalobah was just not it today.

That ninja needs some more loan spell(s) to learn real midfield play.