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Idowuogbo: Typical! U ignore Bastardinho's post and pick on mine. To d left abeg! Nansense!

See wetin 190 done cause.

His jilted lovers are following him from romance to bring their domestic situation to our Chelsea thread.

Keep em coming

ILLScripts: Wait o,how many words per lines...u know I drop lines by lines and not by bars...meanin,am droppin 30lines and not 15bars...so answer me sharply!

Check my battle with Mikuz. That was exactly 30 lines so follow that format

Mikuz abeg sticky the thread. . .

The thread is popped. . .


https://www.nairaland.com/1264197/warcraft-no-rest-champion-mikuz

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Sparks will fly from the friction created!!

But who will get burnt? Nairaland is about to find out!!!

This is. . . . WARCRAFT: No Rest for The Champion!!!!

Get ready for the most anticipated battle on Nairaland. The Facebook Champion vs the unofficial Nairaland Champion. The ground will shake, Poseidon will rise from the depths, The Gods on Mount Olympus will cower from the carnage. Even Amadioha himself will take cover from the thunderbolts about to be released by these two pugilists. Expect to see a feast of Metaphors, aggression, rhymes, puns and wordplay from two of Nairaland's finest!!!


Background:

They say a prophet has no honour in his own country. Illscripts had barely made a triumphant return from his victory in the Heavyweight tournament on Facebook when Mikuz the Nairaland Champion attacked his person with a slurry of provocative taunts. As the old saying goes, trouble dey sleep, Yanga go wake am. Animosity has been brewing between these two behemoths for the last couple of months. Now things have come to a head. Although these two pugilists have battled several adversaries over the last few weeks, they are about to learn that THERE IS NO REST FOR A CHAMPION. We have the Facebook Champ vs the Nairaland Champ. . . . but there can only be ONE King!!!

Bio:

Ichie of Lyrics, Achebe of rap, Amanyanabo of Flow For Rank: One of the most vicious and consistent NL textcees over the last 12 months. Known for a great command of English Lexicon, insane Wordplays and with a newly developed Aggressiveness to his game . . . Metaphors that make grown men tremble in their boots .. I present to you. . . MIKUZ!!!


Its really a responsibility to mic check/ with typed texts/ and rhyme best/
I stuff cash in drawers . .cos the buck stops in my desk/

I have a minor plan . . / to rob Skye Bank . . . or a micro bank/
Seun knows . . . Ill seal the money in a parachute . . make the Naira Land/

I dont mean ta mock at him/ but his Aggrey pun was a bland shot at it/
Daniel puns . . . check 'em out . . . 'Am more catchy'!/

. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . ..


On the other side, we have the most aggressive netcee on NL. . . he came in like a hurricane to upset the established order. . . . The current Champion of Facebook . . Mark Zuckerberg's oga at the top. . . with steaming punches that scythe opponents with the ferociousness of a thousand minotaurs. . . with rhymes that summon hell's fury and decapitate opponents like the sharpest blade of Valyrian steel. . . I present to you. . . ILLSCRIPTS!!!

sersly,u Should Sit and Watch/cos u Acts like ur Fist are Hot/
but I was Neva Scared to Battle U. . . av alwas known u's just a "Fake Boxer" like "Okirika Shorts!!!!!!/

so With Few Bullets/I Will squeeze Techs /...Till I See U's Dead!/
cos am Real Prudent/so Battling me obviously Show u dnt "know Ur class"....."New Students!!!!!/

now I am Coming to Stop Ya/so When am drawing ma Guns, ya/,
Wudnt be "chasing sheets"....When I'll Have u "Running for Cover!!!!!/




What more is there to say? Ladies and Gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!


RULES!!!

- 30 lines each
- No biting and Recycling.
- Deadline: 7pm Sunday, 21st April 2013.


Voting criteria is simply:

(1.) Rhymes & multi's
(2.) Enjoyability (what tickles your imagination - this is made of a combination of humour, aggression, metas, wordplay, personals and intelligence)


Ladies and Gents, sit back and enjoy. . .

Goodluck Ninjas. . . .

Keep writing hombres, I go pop the thread this afternoon.

ILLScripts: B4 we battle...I demand to know d correct pronunciation of MIKUz...is it MEE COURSE or MY COURSE

Me koos

You can't wordplay that son. Forget it!


Una need to excuse me. I go need to pop the thread tomorrow. I want hype the thread properly. Right now I need to run some family errands.

Ok ok. Make I go set up the thread. I set come.

Meanwhile all pidgin English rappers enjoy this track from the boy Yaylow. If you dey do Naija rap, his last mixtape should be on your constant rotation



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhSQxfpYrP8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

20 lines? You guys are jokers.

Heavyweight battles is a standard 30 lines.

I will set up thread later tonight or tomorrow

Chill out ninjas. The stage is set.

Everybody is allowed to vote except some well known rascals. We know them and we will void their votes cos their opinions can't be trusted.

Bring FB ninjas if we must. Infact Thunder can hype the battle on FB for una.

Now gentlemen, give me your preferred time and date for battle THIS WEEKEND

When do we schedule the battle?

Illscripts went to Facebook, defeated the whole group and brought the trophy home to NL. . . . but one thing about being a champ is that ninjas never let you rest.. . . . As soon as you grab the crown, another ninja wanna collect it from your hand. The euphoria of Illscripts win is being dampened by challenges on home turf.

Whatever kudos Illscripts gained on FB is immediately challenged by Mikuz on NL

I suggest we schedule a battle this weekend between the two pugilists titled: WARCRAFT: No Rest for The Champion!! in homage to Scripts exploits and in cognisanze of the fact that Mikuz should be afforded the honour of an alternative final since he got cheated in the FB semis.

Mikuz and Scripts you in?

ILLScripts: Ok Ladies and Gentlemen...both Lovers and haters...out of beefs,some of Yall call me Wack...u dnt appreciate me...but Well...for those who are concerned like d Great Ibime...I went into that Fb tourney and sure faced mad vets...but luckily I knocked em all out till I got to Finals against U3....and now verdicts have been dropped and all Went to me...to cut it short....I WON THE TOURNEY...So Ibime,I guess I didnt let u down! And haters...beefing me shows u can never reach my stage in Life...thanks!

Well done. Post the final verses here, let's enjoy them

ThePrekky: In ICH class ryt now...

Over rusty frees
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diabolic prodigy/ spewin moles' of diatomic, toxic things/ mosta dz sikes r not encouragin/ quit tryna fight ya Ugly Origins/ cos its bottom dey rock. . .buh I been on top of the world frm d inception of. . . . triatomic oxygen!/

I'm adorned wif blurrin speed/ my mettle is golden/ 'dipped in adamantium', body freckled n molten/ so vyin 4 ma No 1 spot. . .its advised yu keep d "metal @ hand". . Better than wolverine!/

Bite d Ether am blowing/ nobody's feelin dis wretch/ use Cologne bro, we still perceiving d stench/ quit all d gas talks...dy call me pastor!

so yl steppin 2 me, best pray that 'grace abides'. . . & (B) mercy boku (B) witout rlly greetin in french/

s-o 2 d kings; ibi vexin nd throwin venom/ . . .street flexin his load'd cannons/ yall v a 'bone' 2 chew wit mikuz? U'll git left wif a broken sternum!/

Oga ink, I c ur weapons' r golden Wessons/ nd if I wasnt hypin or addressin a bloke in person/ make Dem jus "take a break sharp sharp". . . . Like chemists Testing for molybdenum!!/

You were really in class when you wrote this one. Na everything wey your teacher talk wey you type so?

Arab commentator starts using God's name in vain when Luiz unleashes thunderbolt. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YTElMDHRt8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ThePrekky: Hello nairaland. . .

That's not how we greet each other after long absence. 16 bars please. . . .

ThunderStorm: abeg Ibime. . Holla! . .

I no see any email from you

I thought Demba Bas spectacular performances against Utd and City would have shut some eediots up by now. A striker we can trust with some responsibility in big games for the first time since Didier.

Demba keeps playing the best teams and performing. Well done Demba.

Torres we only see against Sparta Prague and Asec Mimosas.

2-0! Terrrrrryyy!

CFCfan: If Lampard is leaving this summer, we'll definitely need one. However, CFC need another hard-nosed defensive midfielder.

Make that another 3 cos not one of the present DMs can form base for our AMs

Ettienne Capoue should be first on the list

dayokanu: MAGA don payyy shout Halleluyahhhhhh

You mean the Chelsea/EPL scout are so blind they coose the worst players in the Bundesliga every season?

Per, podudski, marin and now Schurlle for 22m

Thank God for the likes of Chelsea

Has Schurrle been that bad? Everytime I watch highlights, he's scoring goals. Maybe it takes those who have watched full 90 mins recently to let us know his performance.

[quote author=Alaba_Slim]Ok o OGA spokesman/Reubenabiati oya put mouf as i go take xpre§§ my opinion[/quote]You my friend are an eediot. Take yourself back to Utd thread if you cannot stand Chelsea fans criticizing the eediot who single handedly wrecked our season with a wretched and amateurish transfer policy.

Many have laid blame on Emenalo this season from ChelseaBMW to Somze whilst some uninvolved eediot like yourself are just happy for him to be chopping Russian money. Na poverty mentality make una happy to see a Nigerian "chopping" whilst performing incompetently. That's the kind of argument one expects to hear from poor people. As if my point has not already been proven about the useless and weak squad Emenalo put together single handedly, I will continue to point out his failings till season end like I did in May 2012 when he was building this useless squad.

proudlysports: I'll play Mbia ahead of Arteta any day. His a bit raw but so was Vieira and Song. Arsene will add class to his game. The guy can tackle, and he's got that Vieira-energy. We are really lacking that in our team.
Yeah, I'll take Julio Cesar but not Remy. He's not the 'world class' striker we need. Unless we have the luxury of Remy AND another striker. Besides, I bet AW will turn Remy to a winger if he joins Arsenal..

A 27 year old Cameroonian (in other words 30+) is what you want Arsenal to sign and develop like Song and Vieira?

Did you think it through before making şuch statement?

Ninjas like DBR, Sauron and Mikuz spat dopeness for a long time here. Streetwize made his name in a blistering winter of high class battles. But there's quite a few heads these days with the potential as well. Mikuz just took me down memory lane. Lemme take ya'll further back with one of the old classics from the old freestyle lounge. . .this is from 4 years ago. . .

Ibime: The world after Nuclear War


And then there was light! – the light expanded-its-base/
Its radius travelled-in-waves/ till the whole land-was-a-waste/
Then it hit its spectral limit and contracted-with-haste/
rebounding in toward itself as the gamma-decayed/
You could only assess the damage from the vantage-of-space/
by plotting radioactive rays/ from a satellite-trace/

Even missile defence couldn’t predict-the-flight-path/
And quick-as-light-flash/ niggas withered-like-grass/
The wicked-might-laugh/ as the articles-relay…
“The war’s won!”….but how long do particles-decay?/

Its hard-for-me-to-say/ but I woke-wheezing/
nauseous with nose-bleeding/ from the smoke-breathed-in/
cockroaches speeding-past/ feeding on the bleeding-mass/
I’m breathing-ash/ and helium-gas/ released by the blast/
I proceed-to-gasp “where’s my wife?”…as the demons-flash/
finding her would be a really Herculean-task/
I begin-limping/ skipping over niggas with limbs-missing/
then a familiar figure stumbled into my dim-vision/
I recognised her frame in a quick-instant/
She survived! - I cried as we embraced, lips-kissing/

Then I noticed her legs, they bled-profusely/
then I trembled cos the next thing she said-confused-me/
“Take care of our son”….were the last words she mumbled/
and that’s when I heard the baby crying in the rubble!/

mikuz: Ibime you and this FB tourney sef. Is there something you aint telling us?

I was the first ninja to back Illscripts battle prowess whilst you lot were laughing. Now he's proving me right.

Illscripts did you win that Facebook tourney yet?

khimwhyte: sorry sir bt i learnt from him.. And he tutored me. U just hating coz he's never one day hyped you and mikuz.. Its nt a must everybody must hype u guys. Just grow up ok

Hype me? Madam, I don't need no one to hype me. Check this - in the last few weeks, I've been hearing that a lot of guys on FB talk about how they rate Ibime, learned a lot from him etc - I was quite shocked cos I have never owned a FB account. So who needs Sleakids hype?

Skill recognises skill that's why people I don't know hail me. That's why we talk of Thunder, Mikuz, Ema Prince, Scripts etc but never Sleak. He can hype himself all he wants by bringing his friends to NL, hosting tournaments and acting like a tutor, biting other rappers like Sike etc, but true skillers will never recognize him cos we don't tell lies - he is wack.

Tell your man to humble himself and learn how to rap. He wants to walk before he crawl. He is still an amateur but hyping himself as a pro. And take my word for it - you are better.

Fact of the matter is Sleakid is an extremely wack dude who makes a lot of noise and refuses to learn.

The day dope heads like Ema Prince, Thunderstorm, Mikuz, Illscript, Deadscrollz, Daphantom, Nosa etc tell me they rate him is the day I will take him seriously.

He is an amateur, can't rhyme his punches, semi illiterate buffoon with a big ego. There are many şuch rappers on NL and I never pick on anyone but none make noise like Sleak.

His girlfriend Khim is better than him. Increda claims "he learnt from Sleak". No wonder Increda is wack. I hope Maestro isn't learning from Sleak as well.

Mikuz is right. If NL went to battle today, Sleak cannot be selected in the top ten

khimwhyte: sleakid: CRIZZ TAKE 20SHOTS . UNFORTUNATELY he also DUMB-WITH-SCRIPTS and barely COME-WITH-HITS/So wen he's on any bout, we "see mini flow" and i aint talkin "mickey's bbitch" on period/ -minnie flow .

NOW LISTEN BBITCH If itz battle on paper, Am still ddoper while ur a joker/Wit sharp lyrics, i'l modify my lines wit d blood of dz nerd so i culd be "read"/ -red .

BUT THEN Am LANDING-HEAVY-PUNCHES to hav diz fake BRANDED-IN-CLUTCHES/Quickly HIT-THIS-FAGG then SPLIT-HIS-BACK leaving him in "rows" lyk he fell on flowers/ -rose .

THAT MEANS Before we started brawling, diz bbitch has already fallen/So if he gets "to awake" after diz bout.. Must be "2 Jehovah's witness books" he's abt possessing/ -2awakes .

SO I LAFF When u WEAR-A-CONDOM to protect yaself from my fists.. Bt wen i TEAR-YA-SCROTUM, Twill sure make yah 'balls roll' lyk we 'bowling'/.

FUNNY ENOUGH... You culd go on ANY-COST/ to win MURPHY's-BURST.. How fair is dat?/u aint just wack.. You also black and Only "crizz" we know is "brown"/ -chris brown .

THE PICTURE IS CLEAR.. Only time diz fool 'took SHOTS' was wen he "bit NINE'/So ima get him stucked lyk traffic jam/ as i smash hiz eyes wit a web cam.... .

ADVICE... The way you come wit unwanted bars, We know ur un-gifted lyk poor kids on xmas/So BRAT-PRO, next time u see sick vets talkin battles.. Just "lean back" lyk FAT-JOE...

Wack amateur!!!

He made punches with the following words:


Period
Read
Flowers
Possessing
Bowling
Brown
Web Cam
Fat Joe


and couldn't rhyme a single word with any of them

Our friend Mikel doing what he always does. . . escorting players. . .

Mikel my man, your no 1 job as a defensive midfielder is to stop runners entering your box. . . but for the 100th time this season, you are 20 yards behind jogging like a sloth when the opposition player enters the box. . . and the result this time is a goal.

Every single game this season, I have never seen where Mikel can stay with a player from start of run to finish. . . we are not even talking of quick players. I would understand if it was Yaya Toure or Walcott breezing by him. Mikel does not even track players jogging into the box.

mithel: Lampard wouldnt have been better in this game imo , instead of him i would have played moses in the place of oscar (just because we lack players, i dont rate moses highly these days )
, now to the pivot, we were killed right from the word Go because our players werent fast enough, you put luiz in the pivot ,means terry comes in , same story - you play lampard + mikel , i think we would have been mauled , its just sad that we let guys go on loan to clubs anyhow, in recent times with our schedule meireles, essien , KDB , josh , PVA and even chalobah or omeruo would have helped us out but no ,

My point and yours are the same. Assuming a true defensive midfielder like Nigel De Jong, Ettienne Capoue or whoever was in the team, would there be any debate as to who should partner him? The only reason Ramires and Mikel can be even considered is because they both have what the other does not. Regardless they are still woeful. Everything you typed up there just goes to show how poorly Emenalo planned the season. 7 competitions now where Chelsea have been knocked out easily due to the same problems you highlighted in terms of personnel. Emenalo is a record breaker!!

Havilah93: 1. Cesar Azpilicueta needs to step up his game if he wants to continue playing for chelsea. lots of errors from him today. He's been having a bad run of games of late. The own goal vs Sunderland, the penalty give-away at Russia, and now this.
2. chelsea need a strong, witty, no-nonsense midfielder in the mould of Yaya Toure. He was a beauty to watch, bullying off challenges and bumping forward at will.
3. with the right manager who can instill the grittiness, determination and courage into these boys, this team will go places.
4. Demba Ba is a natural goal-poacher
5. The trio of Hazard, Mata and Oscar need to hit the gym, and fast too , Oscar in particular
6. Chelsea showed the character (as always) to come back in the 2nd half, but that early goal killed it for us.
7. Ryan Bertrand is coming up. He had a great game today, and made some fine blocks
8. Great game from City.


All in all, KTBBFH!!!!!

Good points. Agree with everything although Hazard has stepped up his game defensively. Oscar can get stronger but Mata will always be a weakling even if he lives in the gym 24/7. Andrei Arshavin has better chance of bulking up than Mata.

mithel: i hope you are not thinking lamps would have done better

Than Oscar? Certainly!

With a proper defensive midfielder beside him? Certainly.

Like I've said from season start, the only reason Mikel is playing is because Ramires distribution is too poor so he needs Mikel to collect the ball off the defence for him. Conversely the only reason Ramires is playing is because he's the only one with pace in midfield.

Luiz and Lampard are better midfield and are yet to lose a game together but the Luiz experiment has been discontinued for whatever reason.

Apart from that, I see no reason why Oscar should be playing ahead of Lampard if not for the straitjacket 4-2-3-1 system commanded from on high by the incompetent Emenalo who refused to let managers manage.

Bros Lampard has nothing to prove about his ability. His record of success is longer than my arm. The only people with anything to prove are the incompetents in the team and TD position whose failure to do their jobs has seen Chelsea knocked out of 7 competitions this season, all for the same reason - softness in midfield. In every single competition we got knocked out of, the story is the same - our midfield was overpowered. No wonder some peeps like una are pining for Meireles.

As for Mikel, there was no single occassion during the match where he was able to track an opponents run from start to finish. I always watch his game closely. The dude is the most incompetent defensive midfielder I can think of. The only defensive midfielder who needs a defensive midfielder behind him and another energetic player in front of him to harry opponents to give him space to play his slow game.