₦airaland Forum

@ RSA,

I'm glad to hear people of SA take interest in Niger Delta struggle. Any decent democratised people would do same.

Coquelin is at Lorient but playing like he is at Leyton Orient. lol.

Now its Aneke. Last season it was Eastmond and Coquelin. Funny how Coquelin quickly disappeared after some horrendous performances and suddenly Eastmond "hasn't made his bones yet".


Hmmm. . . GAYNNERS!!!

Let's get back to the fun part. . .


I aint even called him out and he's starting to run/
cos I bring Terror to his Squad. . . nigga, pardon the Pun!/
I might squeeze his heart and his lung/ till he suffocate/
I'm the best period. . .this byntch only ovulate/
I don't care if that line generic/ cos I rhyme mesmeric/
and I'm A*. . . this nigga just a minor merit/
I don't cypher to win, but this loser will claim it/
Shove a gun in his mouth. . .and kiss the bride. . .that's the rules of engagement!/
Ill be suing the plaintiff/ for being less than stewpid/
cos his rhymes don't measure up. . . and I'm the SI unit!/
U could CY/ D could never BI/ cos I'm the King like TI/
so alphabetically speaking. . .Ima never be beaten!/
I leave his mom steadily weeping/ when I sire his doom/
He better quietly zoom/. . . before I kill his Big Brother. . .in the diary room!/
If this nigga is so brave/ Ill be flipping a cold blade/
to give him a forward slash. . .like I'm linking the home page!/
When my mind unwind/ niggas rewind the rhyme/
and when I flip, this nigga better dash (-). . .like a minus sign!/
They know I spit better than him line for line/
If he spit better. . . its cos I couldn't find the time!/

@ DBR,

You the one spoiling an enjoyable cypher by claiming "Ibime get murked". I don't understand your long commentary. If I paraphrase your sayings, I do so in tribute to you as my dude.

But like I said, I don't give W's lightly, so if a nigga claim "he murked Ibi" in a freestyle cypher (where Ibis the only one freestyling), then I suggest a battle.

Its like me and boys came to the field to get some light exercise and play some monkey post. The next day we start hearing the other team bragging that they murked us in football match. Of course, we would ask the other team to meet us on the pitch!

"We need heavier weapons and money". "God will give is victory"

Does this sound like someone fighting for himself? Every man and his dog knows Okah is behind all the bombing and other militant activities, but the question is whether Okah is just a greedy mercenary only out for his pocket as painted by GEJ and Tompolo, Dokubo etc.

Hehehehe. . . I was the first nigga to ever use the word lilliputian. . .anyway you would like me to believe that the long hours you spent between replying was not spent carefully constructing lyrics. A cypher is no longer a cypher if a nigga return to reply X hours after the fact, so nobody can claim to have murked anyone. (And BTW you didn't!). So if you feel like you can murk the titan, simply call a nigga out for a text battle (24 lines, set deadline) instead of clutching at straws.

@ OYB,

The wikilink article you posted actually lends credence to Emeagwalis position.

BTW, I find it weird that someone who has several degrees and Masters in Mathematics and other scientific disciplines would struggle to pass entrance exams for a doctorate in Civil Engineering. I would hazard a guess that a lot of work in any Civil Engineering PHD will involve a lot of Finite Element Analysis and I don't see any Mathematician struggling with that. I can only hazard a guess that Emeagwalis failure to make a way in Civil Engineering would have been due to external factors.

Besides, I find it funny that Emeagwali has the capability to remodel Navier Stokes equations for given Petroleum Reservoir problems, discretize these equations using his own assumptions, apply appropriate boundary conditions and time-differential solutions, model his own Governing PDEs for high Reynolds flow, set up the parallel computing process to solve these equations, win a prize for all this work. . . and still fail to earn his PHD.

He must have been a really eccentric character who likes to do things his own way cos the ability to do all those things I've listed should guarantee one a PHD today. Maybe I'm just naïve cos I've never done a PHD, but probably not. There's something fishy here.

And BTW, Emeagwali may be guilty of blowing his trumpet too loud but he cannot be a total novice.

sharraaaaaap!!!!!

It is not surprising that some nonentities feel the need to bring my name up even in my absence. Only an insecure modaphorker would feel the need to reference me to boost his own standing with himself and others.

We can all attest that Chamhakhs goal against Birmingham was an unintended fluke. The punk nearly fell over the ball whilst attempting a skill beyond his capability and was lucky that the ball ran to him. The skill was so poorly executed, it bamboozled Foster in the Birmingham goal.

I have not seen today's game, but pray tell, what is so prolific about a striker who cops the 5th out of 5 goals.

Moderforkers need to produce more evidence of Chamhakhs prowess over a decent period of time. There isn't a single match where Chamhakh has looked like a goal threat except in the air.

Who was it that posted that Emeagwali REFUTED Darcy's Law?

Is there any link to such claim on his website?

Emeagwali is not foolish enough to claim he refuted Darcys Law. Some people just dey type rubbish.

Hahahahaha. DBR, don't get me confused with Ofoka. Why you ascribing hate to me? This is all fun. I may not have 2 kids, but I do cohabit with my fiance, so I also have some family responsibilities. ANd BTW, why tell me to take defeat like a man? First off, I wasn't being competitive, I was only cyphering. You the only one bringing "winner and loser" into this cos I never approached the cypher like we putting it to vote. That's why I was having fun by replying on the spot, and still I sent a lilliputian homie to the undertaker. Hehehehe. However, if a nigga felt like he was victorious and wanna claim "victory", then he better approach me for a battle in the correct manner. If its a freestyle battle, let's make it on IM. If its a text battle, then call me out and let's set deadline. Can't allow a lilliputian homie an easy pass. Hehehehehe.

Ofoka, stop hyping things abeg. This is a friendly cypher not a war.

I thought I was the only one who noticed DBR repeating "Mind" like 9 times though. lol.

Niggas claim they leading offline lives that's why they take hours to pen replies in freestyle battles. Abi me I no get life? No be BB I dey dey freestyle for here? There is no rhyme I saw yesterday that I didn't reply within 20 minutes. I enjoy freestyle battles cos it shows quick wittedness. If lilliputian homies wanna freestyle battle, I extend open invite to em to join me on BB chat at any time, let's cypher around chosen subjects to seperate the lilliputians from the giants. hehehehe.


I don't wanna hear about emcees got skill/
He's alright, but he's not real!/

Hehehehehehe

Just like any Republican (eg Schwarzenegger, Giulliani) campaigning in enlightened area will ape some liberal policies, any democrat campaigning in red neck areas must ape retrogressive red neck behaviour.

A Government which can't account for the $6bln it has already drawn down from ECA. A govt which spends N10bln on anniversary spending which disappeared into thin air. These are not to be trusted with additional foreign borrowing. The budget this year (4.7trn) is already by far the greatest fiscal expansion in Government in the history of Nigeria. What have they/ are they doing with the current budget already? GEJ Govt is spendthrift Govt. I rather Naija doesn't spend that spend to "chase develpoment" when all their spending ends in foreign accounts. We remember that GEJ left Bayelsa with N28bln debt and we reject this kind of economics. We understand its election year, but some peeps wanna sacrifice our future for their own personal ambitions.

They should account for their previous ECA withdrawals first.

I am sure House of Reps will pass the bill if they are settled first.

@ DBR,

I am willing to test your theory on YIM, MSN, BB chat or any Instant Messaging Service

Otherwise any lilliputian homie who wanna take a shot at the titan should send out traditional callout for text or audio battle with deadline. hehehehehehehe.

@ Tkb,

Thunder fire your nyash! Hehehehehe.

@ Peedavinci,

How many undergrad dissertations did you reference in your PHD thesis. Ingrate! Hehehehehe.

BTW, I'm not disputing your claim. Its just not usually done to quote Undergrad when you're doing a postgrad. Of course there may be exceptional pieces of work worth referencing such as your own thesis which has been referenced by Stephen Hawkings and the like. Anofia! Hehehehehehe.

Nigerians are wicked people.

Its only because Emeagwali doesn't have Dr in front of his name that they downplay his achievements. It is ironic that the same PHD thesis that was rejected that was the same PHD thesis that won him the Gordon Bell prize.

Emeagwali never claimed anything he didn't achieve unless people lack comprehension. If I say Ibime won nobel prize of Nairaland, some punks would claim that Ibime said he won Nobel Prize gon gon.

I have studied parallel computing to a decent level, and I tell you that for Emeagwali to be recognised in one of the most highly advanced fields od mathematics is no mean achievement. Some people wey barely scrape Mass Communication degree from Lasu just dey here dey yarn opata.

If Emeagwali was granted the PHD (which he won award for), he would not have to blow his own trumpet. He would have access to research and funds and be able to co-publish work with other Drs and Profs in his field. His work will be quoted by all academics and he will be speaking in all the conferences. As it stands now, someone doing a PHD thesis cannot reference Emeagwalis work because PHD student should not be referencing anything less than PHD or Professional research paper. hehehehehe.

Kakuta can only play with plenty space in front of him.

@ Nateevs,

That's not me definition of a central midfielder. Playing in the hole, maybe. On the wing, maybe, but he lacks the awareness to play in tight spaces. He always runs into trouble. Not necessarily a bad thing if you can employ him in the right position. He reminds me of my boy Adel Taraabt at QPR.

Criag Eastmond arrested for indecent exposure? Hehehehehehe. I would bust a joke but its too easy. Wait make Dayo land first. Bloody Gaynners!

^^Any coward nigga can shine/ if he take hours to reply/

I post verses at the speed of typing. hehehehehehehe.

Fergie confirms Rooney has handed in a transfer request.

HOW MARKET!!!!

I say make I dash Eldee the game make I ginger am small. . . if say I no dash am, he would have made good on his threat to quit FPL. . . niggas need to see my new strategy though. . .

Its getting tight at the top. . . time for me to accelerate again. . .


Kai! That Berba-Odemwingie transfer cost me a good 10 points. . .

Cashley made enough chances and the most key passes during the match.

FPL dey craze. . . aw de flock did Berbatov cop 2 bonus points yesterday and Nani cop none?. . . . I saw the highlights on MOTD and Nani was the only one running tings. . .

We no go gree o, we no go gree!!!

Phocksakes. . . . I think I lost. . . . that frigging Berbatov transfer was a mistake. . .

But why dem no give Phil Jones at least one bonus point na? 

Does Eldee think he beat me?

Niggas need to check their mathematics again. . . I thought I should be ahead by one point. . .

hahahaha. . . no more freestyles from me homie. . . wouldn't wanna waste hours of your time. . .hehehehehe

Binsh niggas was praying for my downfall, but Fenibeso never disappoints!