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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:57pm On Oct 18, 2010
Your level is dropping nigga, you lack stamina.

Ima give you a few more hours to come up with something more concrete. Its obvious I do this leisurely and you sweat over it.

hehehehehe


oNe
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2010
I spit swift when I shower you with rhymes/ generate power through the lines/
This coward nigga shine/. . Only if he take hours to reply!/
I produce verses in minutes, this nigga steady studying/
Get in ya chicks @zz, like a d!ldo when she plug me in/
I made a covenant/ to slew/ emcees like you/
You bore like miners, I buzz like beehives do/
I aint gotta reference Mode, for this nigga to see/
His favourite rapper's favourite rapper. . . is just a miniature me!/
I don't wanna bring his mom into it/ I'd be wrong to do it/
But I climb his family tree. . while he fall into it!/
I school him like a son, even pay boarding fees/
This little pip like orange seeds/ He better call for peace/
You see my flow stable even under time pressure/
This nigga lose all his multis, so we know who rhyme better/
He claim he pen letter bombs/ he was never wrong/
Must be a sucide bomber cos this Teflon Don/ Kevlar vest is on/
So he only blowing himself cos I'm dynamite proof/
Spitting fire in a cyanide booth/ so why should I lose?/
He better keep beef strictly on wax/ before I push his wig to the back/
Fry his hair with my bazooka. . .make this nigga relax!/
Why does he want it?/ I put a knife in his stomach/
Spitting incorrigible metas, multis and lines full of punches/
He is the kind guy I make fun with/
And ignite him like bunsens/ when the mic is in my circumference/
I make him cower from my wrath/ for an hour and a half/
His rhymes stink. . . his lyrics need a shower and a bath!/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ibime(m): 7:07pm On Oct 18, 2010
Mannone is just exhibiting the restlessness of youth. He better learn that patience is a sine qua non attribute for a goalie. The nigga better know that under normal circumstances, he wouldn't smell the first team at a club like Arsenal. He's been lucky to have a brief run thanks to the incompetence of those ahead of him, but he better know Arsenal is not his level.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:47pm On Oct 18, 2010
He stop bullets like Neo, but atom bombs blaze him/
Peel his epidermis, turn him pink like caucasians/
Field Marshall? This aint Interhouse Sports/
I turn this nigga South North/ piledrive his head into the ground forth/
Now talk!/ This dude gay, so he may get shot/
cos let's get one thing straight. . .he's not!/
Matter of fact, ya mentor couldn't hang with Spitzo/
If I lie, call him to[i] Bust A Rhyme[/i] . . and Ill Flip Mode!!!/
Ya chick'll get a thick load/ all over her moustache/
She plug you with a jock strap/ till you get a butt rash!/
I bust raps/ While you talking bout Tyson/
The Game told me FINISH HIM!. . . Mbison!/
I bruise men/ like Ryu Ken/
Have him feeling like he's fighting two men. . . accompanied by two friends!/
I was just freestyling on some playful shyt/
but he wanna take it personal and raise his fist/
So I shred em like Edward Scissors hands/ What a silly man!/
Had the crowd saying "He stood to fight. . .but his liver ran"!!!/
This Mighty Mike/ turn him to an unsightly sight/
With a 20 min freestyle. . . now imagine I had time to write!!!/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:21pm On Oct 18, 2010
Hehehehehehehe. . . Ill be back like Arnold Schwarzenegger. . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:13pm On Oct 18, 2010
Phock that. . . I penned a reply in 15 minutes. . . hehehehe


Talking about the thread you built/
but ya cotton/ is rotten/ and wrecked with septic filth/
I'm like a baby spider, cos I'm bred with silk/
I gave life to the thread, so you best to chill/
I FLOW FOR RANK like a General [/i]with pendants/
You flow [i]shyt
. . . so no coincidence. . . ya level is[i] loo tenant[/i]/
Niggas who speak out of turn/ better seek out an urn/
and plan their funeral rites before I leave and return/
Niggas better keep their critique/
He said I only give eyegasms. . . so I make his eyes c[i]u[/i]m. . give him a reason to weep!!!/
Any geezer who speak/ in obfuscation of facts/
will get laid on his back/ for tryna say that I'm wack/
Don't niggas think that they may be wrong?/
when a £50 mic is what they base me on?/
They better know I toke guns that's crazy long/
the type that leave they lady, moms/ and  baby gone!/
I swear they better seek repentance/ before I eek my vengeance/
and have em seeing more stars than Ghanaian Independence/
I don't care how many shout outs he got from Mode9/
My mothaphocking dope lines/ don't need no co-sign!/
Better get Mode9 to write you some rhymes/
Thunder done fire you already. . . I bring lightning this time/
He better seek advice/ from Jesus Christ/
Check the stats. . . cos I already beat this geezer twice!/



Hehehehehe. . .

oNe
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:05pm On Oct 18, 2010
Hehehehehe. . . Do I sense some badly hidden subliminals. . . Ima go to war with a freestyle after work. . .
Music/Radio › Re: Mode9 Releases New Collaboration Album : Pay Attention 10.10.10 by Ibime(m): 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2010
Manifest is my favourite. . .

Some sites say Im not hot (phock em). . .  Im cool dawg!/
Thats why I never sleep. . . like a bullfrog/
If you blog/ malicious rumours/ Get ready for midnight manouvres/
I break ya face with the louvres/
Label me HipHop's traditional baller/
Im tryna be wineing and dining with shakers and movers/
on exotic islands, scuba from Cuba to Aruba/


oNe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 6:08pm On Oct 17, 2010
I need to replot my strategy to get Tevez in my team. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 4:38pm On Oct 17, 2010
Pharoh:
Only possible if they play a goaless draw which is not possible.

Hmm you should be very scared at this moment and if you scale this one u better watch your transfers. Your two remaining defenders are playing against each other so nothing like clean sheets i think. Eldee has 46 points from my calculations and more if they will give his players bonus points while you are on 41 points from my calculations. So pray that your two players give you the needed points to nick this one but it is dicey as they are both defenders playing on monday on the opposite side.
10 points will win it for me. . . . Al-mohamady alone will cop that. . . watch this space. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 3:54pm On Oct 17, 2010
Phil Jones and Elmohamady will cop me 12 points. Fenibeso will grant me victory.

Twas Fenibeso who told me to transfer Berba for Odemwingie costing 4 points. It was a deliberate ploy to show me that no matter how close I am to the brink of despair, Fenibeso will prove his power.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 3:51pm On Oct 17, 2010
Kakuta needs to go out on loan to understand how the prem works.

Look at Wilshere. He wasnt so brilliant on loan at Bolton, but he learnt so much, now hes one of the best at Arsenal.

McEachran made a mistake yesterday also. That kind of mistake will be straighterned out with a loan spell.

As for Kakuta, seeing how he had no regard for Lens when he left to join Chelsea, I doubt he will have regard for us also.
Politics › Re: Anambra Is The Brain Box Of Nigeria-jonathan by Ibime(m): 9:35am On Oct 17, 2010
Na brainbox we go chop? Onitsha is a derelict slum.

If Anambra na brainbox, Ekiti must must be the brain inside the brain box.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 1:27am On Oct 17, 2010
Borokiri Boyz FC will beat Eldee FC easy. Stop pre-ejaculating. I got 13 points to catch up and 4 players to do it with.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 10:02pm On Oct 16, 2010
Make pesin no make me vex o!

Aw da flock did Berba cop 2 bonus points and Nani copped nil?

If na the conni conni be dat wey dem want wayo me make Eldee win me, make dem yarn now o!  angry
Politics › Re: Down Memory Lane With Okah's Former No 1 Fan by Ibime(m): 5:55pm On Oct 16, 2010
I was involved in all these debates with Beaf, so needless to say I remember all his positions very clearly. Beaf does not focus on principles. It is fair to say that when he goes in, he goes all in.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Was Too Busy To Help Deposed Governor Of Ekiti Remain In Power . by Ibime(m): 5:07pm On Oct 16, 2010
Thank god he was busy. Segun Oni was a disgrace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Ibime(m): 4:53pm On Oct 16, 2010
HOE MARKIT?

Dis one wey Evans, Oshea and Bebe no play, I hope say tkb no go short circuit o!
Music/Radio › Re: Modenine Accuses Nairaland Of Destructive Criticisms by Ibime(m): 12:55am On Oct 16, 2010
Mode9 gets more malicious haters than most.

I see nothing wrong with the video. For those who don't know, Mode9 regularly uploads his videos on youtube so fans can get access to even the minutest details. This video is just one of many, and his fans appreciate it. Even the stuff about staying in hotel in London is not boasting (who would boast about Holiday Inn?). Its just in keeping with his all-access style that he gives his fans? Why would Mode9 who grew up in London be boasting about going to London.

My only advice is just to ignore the haters rather than give them time of day cos its only gonna escalate if you pay haters any attention.
Music/Radio › Re: Press On - Infinity by Ibime(m): 12:14am On Oct 16, 2010
Why not just download youtube downloader, pass it through windows movie maker as an audio and there you have it?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:36pm On Oct 15, 2010
FRIDAY NIGHT FREESTYLE . . . . totally off the dome. . .


Peace to O4kaa and Makajibz/ but Im known for smacking kids/
and cracking ribs/ shooting cannons at a pacifist/
I react like a catalyst/ in Hydrochloric acid mix/
blow ya whole lab to bits/. . . ya chemistry cant handle this!/
Im all that. . . and a bag of chips/ with barbecue sauce/
Make you fart in ya draws/ Nigga, Pardon the boss/
I go hard on the course/ like Ernie Els/
Y'all heard me well/ rappers gonna burn in hell/ for turning tail!/
Im Voltron with lion force/ spitting fire like minotaurs/
hit you with fireballs/ till you retire or/ die out like a dinosaur/
Im hotter than iron ore/ extracted from Orion's core/
Y'all rappers need some tylenol/ I burn the entire mall/
till the siren call/ and they require riot squads/
to spray me with the CS gas/ Im making these emcees step back/
They thought Id maybe let their B.S pass/
DBR said he admire my shyt/ but I dont make hot songs/
I wonder which part of his head he got dropped on/
Im on top form/ No use for excuses/
still spitting flames. . .  just that my producer is useless!/
Im inclined to admit/ that my energy could get higher a bit/
And the engineer who did my last track?. . . I fired the bytch!/
Just wait till my sinus is fixed. . . and watch me silence a pryck!/
cos niggas already know I put the virus in sick!/
Its not subliminal prose, Im just speaking my mind/
If you think its beef, then Im fine. . . nigga, seek and you find!/
Any nigga who war with this legend/ will get a horrible lesson/
Am I the best?. . . . that must be a rhetorical question!!!/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Oct 15, 2010
Rappers get impaled to the wall/ if I aint felt em at all/
I might have lost a couple battles. . . but I seldom recall!/
I p!mp ho's from Belgium to Gaul/ cos Im a mack/
Got a couple screws loose. . . so hand my spanner back!/
I plan attacks/ to heat up the polity/
Phock peace and equality/ I'd rather fleece the economy/
I speak hypocrisy/ cos Im feudal with rhymes/
polluting ya mind/ confusing both the alien and humanist kind/
My rubix design/ is complicated to fathom/
Im gaming the 'gammon/ serving God and simultaneously chasing the mammon/
I created a dragon/ to incinerate Saturn/
I radiate cannons. . . . by breaking eighty uranium atoms!!/
till they reach critical mass/ and the fission react/
you say you run shyt. . .that must mean. . . you finishing last!!!/
hitting chicks in the @zz/ cos Im crude and uncouth/ in my booty pursuit/
I pledge to serve my country. . . if its my duty to loot!/

Im in a Range Rover/ you pushing an aged Skoda/
You got potential. . . till I let gravity take over!/
Its so delightful/ how I dump from loaded rifles/
and blow ya disciples/ from the back of a motorcycle!/
. . . and make a rapid escape/ as I laugh at ya fate/
I spit at degrees that turn Tungsten to a gaseous state!/
cos my furnace matches/ hellfire when I burn a bazztard/
and when the heats-on. . .you get de-formed. . . like Thermoplastics!!/

I dont wait for demand, I create a supply/
I minored in economics, but I majored in rhyme/
I spit Keynesian and Sayian combined/
so when I serve verses, fiends always waiting in line!/
They craving a high/ so Im making em fly/
by ripping they house out the ground till its raised to the sky/
I've taken my time/ to perfect my skill/
invading ya mind/ like Dr Xavier. . . to infect ya will/
Its best to chill/ cos I cause more pandemonium/
than King Kong under the influence of crack and opium/
Black Napoleon/ y'all niggas lacking sodium/
Im from PH. . . with a higher PH than ammonium!/
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2010
@ DBR,

I think you pinpointed it yourself. Budden was releasing albums whilst you only remember Royce's mixtapes. Royce last album sold 10,000 copies, Joeys sold about 50,000.

Just think what would happen if only Royce, Crooked and Ortizz formed a group. Would any label even give em platform to release on? Would they have any buzz? They would prolly be dismissed as failed rappers taking one more shot at glory.

Budden had mad buzz last year, a label situation and all that, and thats the platform from which they were released. He even gave em all the publicity they needed through Budden TV and his presence on the "internets".

If you look at sales of Padded Room, you will see sales are almost the same as Slaughterhouse. And you can bet anybody die-hard enough to buy Padded Room will also be die-hard enough to buy Slaughterhouse. In other words, many of the buyers of Slaughterhouse are Joey fans.

Royce leadership came through his dominance on the actual recordings rather than any logistic work he put in. And by the way, no one is saying Budden put anyone on. . . . Royce already had name, but no marketing strategy or leverage.
Politics › Re: 'my Brother Was Faking My Voice' Says Okah by Ibime(m): 5:31pm On Oct 15, 2010
What does personal diary have to do with throwing under the bus. From his personal diary, writings like "God will give us victory" tell me that Okah is the only one with some conviction.

Am sure some Nairalanders will remember how Umaru sent Jonathan and Timi Sylva to SA to discuss with Okah when Okah had brought oil production to its knees. Okah was offered oil blocks to give up his struggle but he requested to nominate 2 representatives to join the Babagana Kingibe-led peace initiative instead. Now GEJ is telling us that Okah is not a member of MEND. Okah is simply the only one who refused to play ball and collect bribes and non-existent contracts to drop arms.
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 12:16pm On Oct 15, 2010
Come on dudes MM1 and MM2 had far more buzz than bar exam. Top producers wanting to work with Nickel9 doesn't mean it had sales volume. Guys like premo been working with Royce since the Boom track on his first album.

Joey gave Amalgam Digital name and carried the label on his back. I'm not aware of strong street buzz for Bar Exam.
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 11:03pm On Oct 14, 2010
Come on DBR, Nickel9 was dead and buried, a beatdown alcoholic who had almost disappeared from the scene, and who was ripped by Mistah Fab at AllHipHop awards. Joey gave em all direction and hustle. Crooked has always been hustling with COB, but Royce and Ortizz needed the Slaughtahouse project more than anything. It is now Royce is playing his part by capitalising on his relationship with Eminem to take the group to the next level. Of all of them, only Joey came into this with street buzz, followed by Crooked.
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 9:01pm On Oct 14, 2010
And correction, Joe Budden is the heart and soul of Slaughta. He's the one that brought fanbase with him, promoted the whole shits and had the internets buzzing.
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 8:51pm On Oct 14, 2010
Nickel 9 has the best voice and delivery in HipHop IMO. I just prefer Crooked cos I got bad experience with Nickel 9s Rock City album. The way he spits on Slaughtahouse is much evolved, but to be honest, I like to get technical and break verses down into rhymeschemes and bars. I can learn a lot from Crooked I but it will be tough to follow Nickel 9 cos his talent is in his voice which comes from mother nature. Its like trying to learn from Busta Rhymes. Impossible.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:33pm On Oct 14, 2010
I noticed a dope line by Mykali which was overlooked:

Niggas wanna friend I/ so they FB I/ like Hoover/
Music/Radio › Re: Slaughterhouse :: Dopest Lyricists by Ibime(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2010
Anyone who followed the weekly freestyles by Crooked I (52 freestyles a year) should know Nickel 9 aint foxing with him.

There's anothers weekly freestyles reloaded currently running for the next 52 weeks.

I understand you can download it all at www.thebossboard.com which is Crooked Is website. I will do do so myself when I have the chance.

Its good to see some valid HipHop discussion on this forum. Tired of people overanalysing wack rappers like Kanye West, Kid Cudi, BOB and such. When slaughterhouse first dropped, no one paid any attention on here.
Politics › Re: Bash Ali Gives Jonathan Deadline by Ibime(m): 5:20pm On Oct 14, 2010
Make una free Bash Ali jor. All dem knocks to the medula must have taken a toll on his rational mind. What makes him the mandatory challenger sef? I haven't seen his name on cruiserweight world ranking in years. Because he can't fight his way into contention, he now wants to buy his way into contention with N2bln purse.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:27pm On Oct 13, 2010
We mob like we Corsican/ Call him in/ and torture him/
Waterboarding him. . . till the nigga develop dorsal fins/
Rappers'll get taught to swim/ when we provide an encore/
Shoot his legs. . . and turn his freestyle to a front crawl/
We silent leechers and violent preachers/
and our lyrics come across. . . like asylum seekers/
While you unwinding ya louvres/ we hiding with lugers/
signalling to keep ya lips sealed like silent abusers/
Niggas who pass out from shock get heimlich manouvres/
till they recover and reveal where the diamonds and loot is/
We watch for signs of a Judas/ snitches and rats/
We keeps our clips and our gats/ with several bitches in flats/
but we're quick to react/ like Group one metals/
Any nigga that owe us dough is soon gone settle/
cos our crew strong rebels/ who shoot long dezzles/
snatch his coupe, even if its a coupon rental/
We record our bets/ and extort our debts/
Plus we cause upset/ when we enforce our threats/
You can run but you can't hide/ we lift you off ya feet like a landslide/
throw you off a cliff and make you handglide/
We real ill dudes/ that buy bitshes steel heel shoes/
and any meal she'll choose/. . . but she still feel used!/
We will drill tools/ in ya medula/ like Uma/ Thurman/
and Kill Bill fools/ in pursuit/ of the loot/ and burn em/
We got ammo, so bell the cops/ cos faggits get fell with shots/
I shrink a nigga slowly. . . like a shadow at 12 o clock/
I nail the shot/ even if its half court rules/
I blast y'all fools/ quicker than dynamite with a damn short fuse/

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