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I feel a storm coming on. . . . tkb, pls take it easy!  

lysaa:
@ibime
really? ok, but don't act like u don't know why now.

Nah, I dont know why. . . drop the gossip. . . . everyone in the Sports section wants to know why. . . . they are about to hold demonstration

Gignac abi Cognac. . . . who are the Arses gonna sign next, Jack Daniels?

@ Cristalz, oya reveal why Sauron got banned for life. . . . must be some scandalous shit. . . . drop the gossip!

lysaa:
@ibime
na u talk all that trash? _{whia sauron? lol waiting for their responses}

Sorry darling, I dont usually use expletives. . . . I try to keep it as clean as possible

Sauron has been banned. . . . they claim its for life cos his offence was very grevious. . , although we dont know what he did.

What did Sauron do to get banned?

Them talk say the ban na for life?

Good riddance to bad rubbish!


BTW, where is DK?

Brashy is everyone's latest punchbag 


Fresh 16, hot off the press. . . .



Im quick to slash and slice/ My math precise/
I dont B.S. see, but I Master mics/
So go f_ck yourself like a hermaphrodite/
cos even gamma rays have half a life/
I pin prick ya plastic wife/ deflate ya f_ck/
You limp wristed gay type/ who gave it up/
I break it down. . . . and you make it up/
put ya cassette back in the case. . . and tape it shut!/
I drive past and splash puddles/ where ya fans huddle/
My girl asked for a ring. . . and she got the brass knuckle!/
You spam trouble/ posting your irrelevant junk/
Just feel my flow. . . and soak it in. . . like an elephant trunk!/
You a hell of a punk/ like them hightop fades/
You couldn’t push my wig back. . . cos I rock braids/

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=157494.msg4215316#msg4215316 date=1248051022]So much drama in here lets get back to typing. . . .This is a lyrical drive-by

When ma shit hits the fans they got no choice
They gotta ventilate ma funk out the back of their trunk
I'm so high i levitate like chinese monks
Watch me analyze vectors like a health inspector
My hip hop theorems sure to keep cats in la place
You say we equals? 40 boi begs to differ
Blazing Cohiba and nibbling on your honey's beaver
[b]Make more calculated moves than Najdorf [/b]better check your mate (i hope no one has used the highlighted)
Ma burner cremates! sends y'all to them pearly gates
Your celi-bate your only chance of scoring is date rape!
Sour grapes?Its looking like they got you tipsy so imma blame your weak flow on the alcohol
Sicker than rum punches on an empty stomach
I vodka kick quicker than them Jet Li flicks
Cos i seen more ice than Wayne Gretzky's stick
Battling me? your victory odds are one in a million like a young hood nigga in the NHL
I drop special deliveries like its DHL suckas cant mack this Craig
I bring cats to justice like them courts in the Hague[/quote]hmmm. . . . nice. . . . a lot of subliminal metaphors in here that some cats wouldn't grasp. . .

Youngsters never hold gun finish, na elders wey want push them toward war. FG may be using these peeps for all we know. The latest in a line of increasingly desperate measures by Yar'Adua perhaps. YCE, please dont be fooled into being used as a pawn in the North's chess game.

I cant believe Negro Nuts is spitting such buffoonery. . . . I may agree that Nzeogwus coup was probably tribalistic. . . . but what that has to do with the general Igbo populace is beyond me. . . . and was the counter-coup against Ironsi et al not sufficient retribution?. . . . .yet, this braggat is here justifying the progroms. . . . and failing to draw a distinction between the counter-coup which occured in July '66 and the state-directed progroms which happened in September '66. . . .

Round and round the mulberry bush. . . . . every summer, Gaynners tell us why they are making the right decisions to stay in contention for the title. . . . but when the season starts, the usual sub-par performances kick in. . . . . last season, they said "F_ck Flamoney, we have enough defensive midfielders!". . . .Wenger knows, they said. . . they even said Diaby and Denilson would blossom into top DMs. . . . .  some nincompoops even started posting satellite images to prove that Denilson was a top DM   . . . . . by September, they were already begging Flamini to come back. . . .  

Now, they say "F_ck Adebayor!". . . . . injury crocks Eduardo and RVP would compensate, they say. . . .

Does Eduardo have the power, pace or aerial ability to score goals like this?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyOsBZvG6vE&feature=related

Can Eduardo bully a defender off the ball? Can he throw defenders this way and that like Adebayor does?


I shall be waiting for their seasonal lamentation come November!  

HNIC:
When FIT, RVP is one of the best players in the world.
I lost sleep when he was stalling on his contract!

Typical Gaynner delusion.

doyin13:
Overrated by Emirati fans. . .

I don't think non-Arse fans are under any such illusions.

We are not under their illusion. . . . only in Arsenal will they fawn over that skinny charlatan called RVP.

Gunners should take heed and REALISE that they are the only ones who hold RVP in such high regard. That dude is OVERRATED!

nuzo:
This one na triple speaking, no be double speaking again.

Nuzo throws Negro Nuts under the bus!

@ Negro Nuts,

I see that when pushed to the wall, you reveal your tribalistic nature, just like when we were debating WAEC results between states of Nigeria. . . . . I refer to your post just earlier today:


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=296572.msg4212197#msg4212197 date=1247974585]Look. . .you can voice your anger anyway you want to show it that you are upset at the way Yorubas have treated you. Few things are clear here. . .

1. Yorubas will continue to dominate over you for as long you remain part of Nigeria.

4 Neither Hausa nor Yoruba is interested in your story, we are just interested in the resource that we all jointly own.

5. If you like become an active co-owner in the resources, or if you like sit on sideline and whine about how Yoruba are cowwards and betrayers. . . oil continues to generate revenue and the money will continue to develop infrastructures in North, West, East and South, nothing changes.[/quote]Your double-speak is quite disgusting. . . . . . waffling on both sides like a coward. . . . where do you stand?

Only in Naija can an inside-trader like Dangote sit atop the NSE. The negro would be in jail in any self-respecting country.

queentayo:
CULLED FROM "THE NATION" NEWSPAPER JULY 18TH 2009

Enough is enough, Ijaw leaders warn Niger Delta militants
LEADERS of the oil-producing communities in Izon (Ijaw) Nation of the Niger Delta yesterday threatened to mobilise against the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) if it continued with its wanton destruction of oil facilities in and outside the region.

The group, under the auspices of Izon-Ebe Oil-Producing Communities Forum (IOPCF), particularly condemned Sunday night’s attack on the Atlas Cove Jetty in Lagos, by MEND, describing the action as the height of the group's excesses.

It called on the Federal Government and security agencies to unmask those responsible for the attack, which led to the death of seven persons, and ensure that the criminals faced the full wrath of the law. It stressed that genuine agitations must be separated from criminality.
"IOPCF said the activities of MEND and its utterances in recent times showed that the group had derailed from the struggle for the development of the region, saying that the group’s operations now portend more dangers to the oil communities.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NOW I REST MY CASE, Goliaths of Biafra lets know when you have finished roaming up and down the various regions looking for conflicts to instigate for your selfish interest.

Those idiot leaders are the ones who sell their birthright for a bowl of porridge. . . . if they are feeling frisky, they should make good on their promise, and lets see whether the revolution would not consume them.


To quote Dede1:

Dede1:
I am not equally surprised that the big freeloaders called Ijo leaders have felt threatened as their masters in northern Nigeria have warned them to put their hunting dogs on a secured leash. What a shameful act by the so-called Ijo leaders?

@ Nateevs, anybody. . . .


Please gimme a link. . . . myp2p hasnt got anything. . .

whoa. . . . . match don start. . . . . Im late

Eziachi:
If the Yoruba nation is now irked that finally that pin of the struggles had drop in their beloved Lagos built from stolen oil money from Delta and Sout East, OPC can retaliate by BOMBING ALL COCOA FACILITIES INSIDE NIGER DELTA.

U dey crase!

Post approved as Seun would say! 


I have highlighted the most salient points. . .

Beaf:
MEND bombed oil facility in Lagos on Monday. Why was this and what point is your group trying to make?
The attack on the Atlas Cove was symbolic and not strategic.
   
   
The Joint Military Task Force recently bombarded camps of militant groups in Niger Delta. Militants never responded. You were overwhelmed?
We are not fighting a war of confrontation but a war of detachment. When they attack we withdraw but return in a guerrilla fashion to cause them pain.
   
Bombing and military attacks are a situation of war. Does MEND see its struggle as a war and why?
We use force because the Nigerian government decided to use force in oppressing any type of agitation.
   
The civil war fought in 1966-1970 started as the current Niger Delta struggle before the Igbo declared a state of Biafra. Is there anything that would make MEND declare a republic?
Not at all because we want to also benefit from the resources and potentials that can be found in other parts of Nigeria. We believe in one just Nigeria that practises true federalism and reflects federal character.
       
If a Niger Delta man or woman become president of Nigeria, would this stop the agitation of MEND and other groups?
Is Goodluck not a Vice President? Yet nothing has changed. When people get into positions, the key beneficiaries are their immediate families and some few friends and that is why we are not excited about one’s tribesman in any position.
   
How would MEND assess the current leaders in Niger Delta, especially the governors?
Most of them, like the President, got there by electoral fraud. They are the real criminals a revolution should consume.
   
Now that you have attached Lagos, it could be taken that you could attack Abuja?
That may not be necessary because we know where to turn off the switch that controls the life support that has been sustaining Abuja.
   
How armed is MEND and does the group have the capacity to fight a full-blown war?
Just as David relied on five pebbles to defeat Goliath, we have some basic tools that are very effective to fight against a conventional army.


Which option would MEND prefer between true federation and break-up of Nigeria?
True federalism.
   
If Okah starts talking about peace now when the problem of Niger Delta has not been solved, what would be the reaction of MEND members?
He is already talking temporary ceasefire which we may consider to prove we are not war mongers. But we remain on alert to finish off what we have started if there is no progress with the talks.

@ Poster

Spoken like a true wa-zo-bian

I find most of your posts disagreeable and this is no exception.

The minorities of Nigeria are not interested in this outdated idea of having monolithic regions.

State creation can be used as a divisive tool, but it can also be used as a tool for unity.

If a small country like Britain has close to 200 councils, I dont know why Nigeria cannot have 200 states.

The idea that big government "is too big and inefficient, then it must be downsized and streamlined so that costs must be drastically cut" is correct. . . . which is exactly why we should look to cut[b] local [/b] Government to smaller sizes.

Never again should a Bini man be forced to learn Yoruba just to have access to free education. . . . and never again should an Ogoni man have to complain about marginalisation from Enugu.

Take a trip to Delta State and see the tension between Ijaw/Itsekiri or Rivers State with Ijaw/Ikwerre or Benue State to check the tension between Tiv/Jukun or Berom/Hausa in Jos. We must respect our differences, fullstop; and not put tribes in a situation where they have to compete against each other.

The only way to eradicate tribalism from Nigeria is to reduce intra-region or intra-state competition. Trust me, an Ogoni man has no reason to complain about an Igbo man if he is governed by a fellow Ogoni. Dont put your hand in my garri, and I will have no reason to complain against you. Over time, there will be no cross-generational hatred with grandfathers telling their grandchildren to remember the time they were marginalised by the Igbos/Yorubas/Hausas/Ijaws etc. . . . and tribalism will disappear.


Obviously, your system is based on a unitary system. Thats why you are thinking of efficiency with Central Government. Id rather think of efficiency in local Government cos Federal Government is hamstrung by tribal double-bluffing. I am thinking of a federal system under a federal framework.

I agree with Awolowo - Nigeria is a federation of tribes, just like Spain. Any attempt to claim "one Nigeria" or "one Midwest" or "one Eastern Region" by force will not work.

Cougar:
U are getting wrecked with gore(1) i'm ready at any point to rap n brawl(2)
With lyrics  so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull(3)
Ibime's half to stall(4), i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord(5)


Stop hating but if that’s the call(6), Sauron's paws r twice as raw, (7)
Despite your hype n all(.8.) in Ijaw, i’ll still strike ya jaw(9)
I'm down to fight and brawl(10)pound you with ma gat and maul (11)
Till this pederast can't breathe and[i] fight at all[/i](12)
I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall(13) to rhyme no more(14)

First of all, do you know this is the THIRD time Sauron has spit these bars on NL. . . .he has used these very lines against Ofokasibe and Krayola already before. . . . I just decided to overlook his amnesia and let him off this time. . . .

The multis are not even consistent. . . . how does "fight and brawl" form a multi with "gat and brawl". . . . do fight and gat rhyme?. . . .or "half to stall" and "spinal chord"?. . . . how does "half" rhyme with "spine"?

Of all those multis, point out one serious punchline for me. . . . anyone can put multis together, but it has to be directed to culminate in an uppercut. . . . this is not the freestyle lounge, this the battle section. . . .

Cougar:
I rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/
I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/

i rap terrific, act prolific but lack specifics.

you can as well list rhymes and put them in a vertical column.

your flows are disjointed. they don't paint a vivid picture.

They paint a picture vivid enough to deliver an uppercut at the end of every two lines. . . . case closed!

It is not my fault if you lack a flair for the English language to understand how I can say "You act prolific but lack specifics". . . . . putting multis so close together, yet making perfect sense. . . . "I factor physics . . . and ya plastic lyrics. . . are past their elastic limit". . . . GODDAMN!. . . . it takes skill to put multis so close together, delivering uppercuts, whilst delivering a physics lecture on how plastics get permanently deformed when they pass their elastic limit. . . . it would take Sauron 8 lines to be able to build up that punchline and deliver it whilst making perfect sense  . . . . forget it!

Cougar:
i repeat, sauron trounced you on multis.

I am done arguing nonsense. . . . the day you drop some decent bars on here, Ill respect your opinion. . . . Every opinion counts. . . . shame your opinion will be tabulated under the loser column! 

Cougar:
i rest my case.

Please do. . . . cos all Im hearing from you is opata so far. . . . someone who does not know how to pronounce "flammable"

Cougar:
what is 'fracture defences' and 'overlapping offences'? is that also a multi?

Why not?

Cougar:
i don't have a problem with the other things graded but sauron's multis were more on point.

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. . . . . but dont abuse the priviledge! 

I have set you a challenge. . . . for quantity and quality, Multis is a walkover in favour of Ibime. . . just because you cannot read 6 syllable multi's and prefer 2 syllable nonsense like dingbats/think fast/ riff raffs/ etc . . . . I cannot be blamed for your lack of comprehension!  . . . . . .like I said, you have a challenge on your hands. . . . until you can disprove the above, I will stick to the opinion of a respected analyst like Kaydee who knows what he is talking about. . . .

Cougar:
i only hand-picked the obvious ones.

there are more in his verse.

twice as raw, strike ya jaw, gat and maul, fight and brawl, prag's a phoney, matrimony, more baloney, expecting ur death, pregnancy test

retard and riff-raff are multis. /eee-aaa/ seems you don't even know the meaning of multis.

how does flammable flaw and back in my balls a multi(u cannot even make your first syllable rhyme together).

How does matrimony and baloney become a multi-scheme. . . . I am setting you a challenge. . . . list all his multi's and count them. . . . minus his last 4 verses cos he spat 44 lines. . . and even considering the fact I gave up my last 8 lines to spit an uncharacteristic rhymescheme, I will send you £100 if he has more multis than I. . . . count them.

Cougar:
flame = /ei/ back = /a/ the first rule of a multi: make the first and the last syllable rhyme

Its obvious you never went to school! 

The 'e' in flame is what makes flame = /ei/

When spat as flammable, the sound is /a/

Cougar:
it's no brainer.

sauron won on multis and creativity.

multis

make up his mind, break up his spine.

sound of a pest, pound of the cess.

thick-skinned, piss drink, weak link, shit clean

scheme of things, in your spleen.

pink pants, dingbats, think fast, king's back, bin bags bit rap, evac, kissed ass, pitch-black, retard, riff-raff(all in one verse)

sauron clearly wins on multis.

You know nothing about rap. . . . count these and count my multi's. . . . we havent even started talking about quality of multies here. . . since when do "retard" and "riff-raff" rhyme. . . . is Sauron from Akwa-Ibom?


infact, all of these shuld be discounted:

pink pants, dingbats, think fast, king's back, bin bags bit rap, evac, kissed ass, pitch-black, retard, riff-raff

^^^Even my 6 year old sister can spit these basic multis:

but even with that, I am counting 21 multi's there. . . .




Now check out mine. . .


rap terrific/ act prolific/ lack specifics/
factor physics/ plastic lyrics/elastic limit!/
smash this midget/ last a minute/
chapters finished!/
lack the spinach!/
pass the senate!/

visionary/ sip her cherry/
Religious? barely/ missionary!/


diaphragm/ entire clan/
virus scan!/
liar man/
slight of hand!/


no remorse/ revolving doors!/ 

I AM ALREADY ON 22. . . . . should I continue?


banned as a user/ scamming consumers/
glanced at Medusa!/
smash ya computer/ dismantle ya router/
rebranding this loser!/

rollover!/ no loafer/

oxygen/ box him in/
unlock the pin!/

forlorn flop/ sure shot/
short stocks!/

back to his senses/
fracture defences/overlapping offences/
dad could prevent this/ past the pretences/
I have to contend with!/

tap to the jaw/ ass on the floor/
back in my balls!/
flammable flaw/

meet his match/
fees attached/
degrees of rap/


Thats 49 multi's so far

And mind you, I am sustaining multi-schemes over long periods unlike Sauron who drops them over 2 lines. . .


I wont even count the rest. . . . . go and sleep!

manickal:
@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.

Chairman, everyone is entitled to his opinion, but dont abuse the priviledge!

Even Sauron would slap you for making such a statement. . .

debosky:
With all due respect, the highlighted is a tenuous statement at best, you cannot define a 'true Niger-Deltan' by this assertion, it exists only in your mind. The so called 'Nigeria' we have today, started off as a oil rivers protectorate. In essence, the Niger-Delta is effectively the ORIGIN of Nigeria in a sense, so what areyou going on about? 

Debosky, I have never seen a Niger Deltan (true Naija-Deltan or false Naija-Deltan) displaying the Nigerian flag. . . . unless its football related. . . . 

tkb417:
because the guy doesnt support the tribal comments then he hates his brothers

The guy is a tribalist, as seen by his agreement with some tribalistic post against Igbos. . . . yet in the same breath, he claims 'one Nigeria'. . . . Im trying to figure out why he claims one Nigeria, whilst at the same time hating his neighbours. . .tape it shut!

ocelot2006:
BEST, POST, EVER.

You claim one Nigeria, yet you hate your Igbo brother. . . . so which kain one Nigeria you dey claim?. . . shameful. . . .I have never seen a true Niger-Deltan displaying the Nigerian flag. . . . oga, state your town and village. . . . . . lets see whether your Niger-Delta get k-leg like CGKing, abi na real Niger-Delta you be.

All Niger-Deltans appreciate the support of Ndigbo at this time. . . . backward mentality of Edwin Clarke and the likes are finished. . . . even MEND has condemned Edwin Clarke. . .

Fhemmmy:
@Ibime.

I can see you cant convey your views without calling people names and only show one thing that people like you, as long as pple dont agree with you, you either kill them or insult them, so i am done with such.
We all here to exchange views and share and learn.
FG of Nigeria is where they are at the moment, still busy stealing money.
MEND and their group are busy planning their next attack, Amnesty has been given to them all and when they wanna share the brown envelope, u aint getting nothing, so you wanna be here and be a cyber thug?
Sorry, dont have time for such, when you ready to discuss and debate like a grown person, we can have fun talking about the issue again.
Ciao Ibime.

My apologies if you take umbrage at my words. . . . you are a reasonable fella. . . . my ire is directed at that idiot called CGKing who describes an agitation for federalism as 'stone age mentality', whilst purporting to be holding intelligent discussion . . . it is quite obvious the word intelligent has another meaning in his vocabulary, because I wonder what intelligence he has that eminent people like Gani and Soyinka lack. . . .or what intelligence he has that sharp Nairalanders like Debosky and 4Play lack. . . . I have a short fuse with idiots like that. . . . . since you agreed with him, I did not hesitate to clear the whole deck when spraying my verbal bullets. . . .