₦airaland Forum

tayoccu:
a touch of sarcasm from debo, no need to call DK.

Which sarcasm?. . . . he is fighting off allegations that Wenger downgrades by claiming that Wenger replaced Campbell with a World Cup winning William Gallas. . . . .Gallas wey never play for France before joining Chelsea in 2001. . . .  his goose is truly cooked this time!  


BTW, I thought I was dreaming yesterday when I read somewhere that Wengers refusal to include Mickael Silvestre in the deal for Marouane Chamakh scuppered the deal. . . . .but thats what Im reading again today. . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2538162/Chamakh-hike-jolt-for-Arsenal.html

debosky:
Sol Campbell left the club and was replaced by a world cup winning William Gallas with a premier league medal, in fact what the hell was Wenger thinking with such a downgrade?

STOP PRESS!

Sciolistic Mothaphocka is at it again!



Somebody go and call Dayokanu to come and witness this mother of all goofs!

Fash, no hard feelings. . . . you are just doing your job. . . .

MEND is playing the game on a National stage. . . . .trust FG to want to label Rochas Okorocha a militant. . . . . must they only negotiate with militants?. . . . they do not wanna see MEND legitimised in any form. . . . but whether they like it or not, MEND is putting together a crack team to negotiate on behalf of Niger-Dellta and all other oppressed Nigerians. . . . . when Jerry Adams negotiates for Sinn Fein on issues which concern IRA, we treat him as a politician, not a militant. . . . these are the first shoots of the establishment of a political wing to legitimise the struggle. . . . expect more big names soon. . . .

eyonigger:
yall, when does voting close? A winner should be declared once and for all.

Waiting for eldee, kaydee and A-40, then its a wrap.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=295733.msg4194254#msg4194254 date=1247686109]Ibime stop supporting evil
MEND is a criminal organization and should not be tolerated anywhere.
I'm sure they've caused more havoc and mayhem to their own people than the FG will ever cause
If they bombed the oil facilities in abia and Imo states,I'm sure my people will be infuriated too.
They should move towards Sokoto, Kaduna and Katsina
That is where our common "enemies" are
I won't take them seriously until they go to the core north and bomb them [/quote]Madam, abeg face front!  

Anyone claiming this to be a tribal attack needs to get a life. . . . and if they insist on seeing it that way, then they should consider it a retaliation for the Otta-directed attack on Odi. . . . infact, the land of Odi is calling for the blood of 277 more people just to even the score on both sides. . . . so that the 300 deaths in Odi are accounted for. . . . I can carry on making these stupid deductions. . . . lets see how stupid we can get in the name of tribalism. . . .

Hundreds of Niger-Deltans have been killed by FG forces with the connivance of power-brokers from every tribe of Nigeria. . . . every Federal Government property is a legitimate target whether it is situated in your fathers backyard or on Niger-Deltan land. . . if you dont like it, go and pick up arms if you get liver. . .

Make una cut the lines from 40 to a more manageable 24. . . . the spambot might ban you if you post too many lines. . . . thats how I got banned yesterday trying to post my verse against Sauron. . .

I don tire for this Gbenga Daniel and his numerous stories. . . . he should just quit. . . . if he cannot work with power-brokers in the state then he should kindly fall on his sword so that the development of Ogun State is not hamstrung by top-level bickering.

Abeg make una no start any fight for here. . . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4191395#msg4191395 date=1247661376]. .The army of Sauron haters would give the battle to you. . . .by default!!![/quote]Army of Sauron-haters like Follypimpi your PS2 buddy?. . . . and A-40?. . . . dont worry Kaydee and Eldee are still coming. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4191395#msg4191395 date=1247661376]I know i yanked off your neck on this one with multis that would make Can-i-bus sound like Eedris. .[/quote]Multis that never extend more than 2 lines?. . . . just read my first 6 lines and witness how I punched you consistently with the same multi-scheme. . . . can you not take a multi and create punches for more than 2 lines?. . . . I was hitting you with 4 to 6 line combinations throughout the verse. . . 

Enough talk!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4191320#msg4191320 date=1247660855]I put brackets in ma wordplay so the weakest of mind reading it will understand what was meant.
U gotta understand newbies are learning the ropes so ma verses suit every head out there.[/quote]Its the way you set up the punch that appeals to the crowd. . . .putting sturv in brackets just means you didn't set-up the punch properly. . .

eg. . . .when I said. . . ."I got Yen and Dollar. . . You couldn't cedis. . . with all the money in Ghana!"

I don't have to start putting brackets to let viewers know that cedis = see this. I set-up the punch properly so no need for that. . . . even Ofokasibe understood the punch


Enough talking! . . . . let the thread play itself out. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4191163#msg4191163 date=1247659439]Your verses are nonsense. . . . .and with the amount of time you have had to continuously fine-tune em. . . .I was
It is not irrelevant in a rap battle.[/quote]excuses, excuses. . . .same excuse as last time. . . . . dont worry, Ibime will forever keep whipping you and you will forever keep giving the same excuse. . . . I called you out last monday. . . set-up the thread on friday. . . . even offered you to extend the deadline to Wednesday. . . . and you were the one rushing me to post my sturvs. . . . from last monday to yesterday is more than a week. . . . even a weekend should be enough for anyone. . . . abi you need a month to write ya verse?. . . . lemme say this clearly. . . . Sauron will never defeat Ibime on Nairaland!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4191163#msg4191163 date=1247659439]It is not irrelevant in a rap battle.
Those indices are graded. . . .Wordplay, Multis, Creativity, Complexity, Metaphors, Punch-lines and Rhyme structure.[/quote]Unlike you I am not interested in inane wordplay such as casual tee (casualty) that does not punch. The rule is, if you have to put in brackets, then its not worth spitting.

I will let you look again for the "play on words"/double meaning in my verse. There are many of which these are just a few:


He has a flammable flaw/ and he’s bout to meet his match/

. .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/

Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/

I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295022.msg4190970#msg4190970 date=1247658011]Lemme be the first dude to criticise you.

How can you write 40 lines(2 verses) without a single WORDPLAY in it.
I have scoured your scripts and there was no word fission, word fusion or double-meaning in it.[/quote]I hope you will also take the opportunity to learn a few things about set-up and delivery of punches from my verse. . .  . . . . they say my verse sounds angry. . . .hell yeah, I sound angry. . . . my verse clearly conveys that I am incredulous that such a little irritant would dare challenge me. . . . 

Speaking about dropping inane wordplay is irrelevant. . . . my verses transverses a broad spectrum of human knowledge from stock-trading, to Nigerian politics, to voting process in the House of Representatives, to Calculus, to Physics, to Greek mythology, the bible etc etc etc. . . . 

Its quite a shame that he is my town man, from Okrika in Rivers State

asha 80:
this thread will reach 10 pages.

bwahahahahaha. . . .


Well said Asari. . . .nothing can be done without the Igbos. . . . I know he was talking of Ateke and all the other bastards hoping for amnesty. . . . we will not forget their evil deeds. . .

I dont agree with NDPSF going for 2011 elections sha. . . . that one na extra wahala for everybody head. . .

Finally. . . thread opened for comments or votes. . . .

SapeleGuy:
Innocent until proven guilty, if we believe in democracy then we have to respect that maxim.

Duke is there for putting Cross River on the map and daring to dream that Nigeria can have  a rival to Dubai.

Ibori is on my list for  bringing peace to Warri during the inter ethnic conflicts of the 1990's ( some of you are probably too young to remember)

Be truthful to yourself if you were compiling a first eleven of looters in this country through military and civilian times, these guys will not appear on the substitutes bench.

Ol' boy, you are on your own there. . . . perhaps your major motivating factor is tribe cos I see no reason why Ibori in particular shouldn't be publicly lynched. . . . lets not bring tribal sentiments into issues of justice. . . . I doubt Ibori should be lauded for quenching violence between Ijaws and Itsekiris. . . . infact MEND was more than responsible for that. . . besides, it is suicidal for Ibori as an Itsekiri to stoke up tensions against an infinitely better-armed Ijaw group. . . . .lets keep tainted politicians out of our discourse. . . .

@ Mukina2


Why you dey slow my role now?. . . . . abeg sort out that thing for me so Sharon can stop crying. . . .

I have no problem with Arses selling Ade. . . the fact remains that he has a fractious personality, he is prolly 30 years old, and we dont know whether 07/08 was a one-off or not. . . . the fact remains that £22m - £25m is an amazing price. . . . but I do have a problem in that Gunners think they have his replacement ready-made. . . . RVP is injury-prone and weak. . . . for all Eduardo's clalmness in front of goal, he also cannot 'lead the line' because he lacks Ades physicality. . . .we also dont know how his body would react after a long lay-off. .  . .same goes for Vela. . . . I have an inkling that Bendtner would BLOW UP this season and prove himself, but that is no insurance. . .  Selling Ade = good business. . . . his replacements = 4th place battle with Man City.

Finally, I have been freed. . . . thanks Muki!. . . . meanwhile lemme try post that verse again. . . . pls lalaboi, also clean up the thread, leaving just the 2 verses. . . .



I rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/
I factor physics . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/
I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/
. . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/
You couldn’t pop I. . . you lack the spinach!/
I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/
Im a visionary/ Ya chick shivers while I sip her cherry/
Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/


I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/
Im rich bítch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/
Denying you a biter only makes you a liar man/
You never spat magic. . . you tricked us with a slight of hand!/
Bounced from the hall of fame for biting with no remorse/
He cant get in. . . so he circles the entrance. . . like revolving doors!/
He should be banned as a user/ for scamming consumers/
He smokes dope . . . and gets stoned. . . like he glanced at Medusa!/
Son, just smash ya computer/ and dismantle ya router/
Even Akunyili would struggle. . . . rebranding this loser!/


I’m strong enough to throw a boulder/ over my shoulder/
So battling him is no lottery. . . . it’s a rollover!/
I’m no loafer/ I react quick like oxygen/
And box him in/ with a grenade. . . .after I unlock the pin!/
He’s a forlorn flop/ and Im a sure shot/
He’s a negative bet. . . like DOW traders tryna short stocks!/
A short shock/ will bring him back to his senses/
I fracture defences/ like fullbacks . . . on overlapping offences/
Not even his dad could prevent this/ cos Im past the pretences/
I could kill him now. . . but its my conscience I have to contend with!/
A tap to the jaw/ would put his àss on the floor/
If he had to meet his maker. . . he’d hop back in my balls!/


He has a flammable flaw/ and he’s bout to meet his match/
I should invoice this verse. . . and post it with the fees attached/
There’s degrees of rap/ and I’ve matriculated/
my díck invaded . . . where his bitches clit is situated/
He couldn’t spit on bars if he was incriminated/
I’ve innovated. . . raps. . . and renovated. . . when they were imitated!/
Im fly. . . he’s just simulated!/ timid and intimidated!/
My raps. . . are differentiated . . .from wack . . . and his are integrated!/
The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
I’m venom-aided. . . and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/

debosky:
Ignore the 'Yoruba' poster as he is nothing but a distraction.

MEND's attack on oil infrastructure ANYWHERE in Nigeria is legitimate since without oil revenue, most/all of these facilities would not be in place.

Till the government resolves the issues and deals with the issues with sincerity, the MEND attacks should continue.

Thats why I gbadun this guy!. . . . roll on MEND. . . . nothing do una. . . . hopefully Abuja is next!

tkb417:
yep he had a good 2006/7 season. Agreed!

from your submission, UTD won the 3 titles cos of CR7?
agreed he outscored everybody in his lst 2 seasons basically cos of the pattern of play

in 2006/7, Rooney got 23 goals in all competitions just like CR7
how on did tht mean we won the league or w/e cos of CR7
remove Rooneys goals, will UTD have won the league?

NO. UTD have never been a one man team

Sojaman. . . . the proof will be in the pudding next season. . . . hold all analysis till then. . . . . Im trying to figure out how Owen, Rooney, and Berbatoff are gonna carry the atack next season. . . . abi big things are planned for Manucho, Wellbeck and Macheda?

tkb417:
can you imagine someone calling UTD a man one team
when did UTD become that? i tot CR7 only had 2 good seasons out of 6

Correction. . . . . CR7 had three great seasons out of 6. . . . . in the previous three seasons, where were Utd?

noetic2:
capitalism, communism, socialism?

I like the British mix of all of these. . .

noetic2:
which nigerian politician fits into ur ideology?

Wole Soyinka

noetic2:
how does biafra and niger-delta fot into ur ideology?

quite simple. . . . more autonomy for regions means central govt is not the be-all and end-all of their existence. . . . I support anyone seeking to emancipate the Niger-Delta and Biafra including MEND, MASSOB etc etc etc

noetic2:
whats ur political ideology?

I subscribe to Peronism. . . . he said "when it suits Argentina to go left, we go left and when it suits us to go right, we go right" . . .   . . . . all na common sense!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=295982.msg4180290#msg4180290 date=1247510314]If Nigeria has a future then Biafra need to revisit Ironsi's vision and revive it.  If Nigeria does not have a future then Biafra need to revisit the Aburi accord and see what they can recover from it and use that to initiate a set of protocols for a conciliatory separation.[/quote]I dont mean to be pugnacious but this is complete opata. . . . Ironsi abolished federalism and embraced unitarianism whilst the Aburi accord espoused federalism and shunned unitarianism. . . . equating them as answers to Nigerias problem is inane as they are complete opposites. . . . we must delineate the boundaries of Regional/Federal control if we are to progress as a nation, hence I am all in favour of the Aburi accord, but strongly opposed to Ironsis policies. . . . its quite a shame that Ojukwu did not see fit to apply the same principles of the Aburi accord to Biafra otherwise he would have had no problems with the minorities . . .

Nateevs you are giving Debosky an arse-whooping. . . . please continue. . . . Hull were bidding for Pedersen when he played for Sparky?. . . . from where. . . . from Championship?. . . . . hehehehehe. . . .

Lescott is a winner, Barry is a winner, Tevez is a winner, as are more to come (maybe Terry). . . . I cannot say the same for the 50kg ninnies at Arsenal. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg4180303#msg4180303 date=1247510438]How good are your lines? Is it Military grade or back of the classroom rap verse? [/quote]Navy seals! 

Im gonna drop before 11 cos I wanna sleep early. . . otherwise, if you need more time, we can move it to Wednesday. . . lemme know ASAP cos I wanna knock off. . .

tkb417:
we can safely say we got the team spirit and telepathy and hence the trophy is ours!!

Footie is played on the pitch and UTD have got a team that can rival anyteam in the world!!!

Pls check the signs of the times. . . . Ronaldo is gone!

Man Utd was never a telepathic team. . . .it was a one man team. . . .your central midfield is below Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool. . . . the only strength was in defence and with Ronaldo. . . . all of that is finito!

Take your time. . . . Ill give you till Wednesday 10pm. . .


What judges?. . . . Eldee is the only credible judge, perhaps one or two others. . . . dont worry, we can discount your enemies from voting (as well as groupies). . .