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Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Sentenced To 5 Years Imprisonment. by Ibime(m): 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2009
spikedcylinder:
This is ridiculous.
If she killed your brother or sister and tried to get off by paying a mere 100k, will you still be singing this song? huh undecided
I am sure she is remorseful, as am I. . . . . but 5 years in a Nigerian jail is no justice. As a European citizen, she should request extradition to Europe.

You can read about her uncle and his heroic actions in Rivers State here:

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=CcXAqV4Ho04C&pg=PA157&lpg=PA157&dq=dima+fiberesima&source=bl&ots=lCFit_MKA7&sig=QV4VQTsKRlb1XbgIj4fmGGhVhqw&hl=en&ei=Z92jSbf_OsKw-Qbn9KiNBQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=3&ct=result

Her family will always remain highly esteemed in Okrika and Rivers State.

How do we know how much blame to apportion to her sef, considering the state of Nigerian roads, traffic and highway violations, both by drivers and pedestrians?
Crime › Re: Taiwo ! Another Big Shame To Nigeria ( Picture Attached ) by Ibime(m): 12:34pm On Feb 24, 2009
debosky:
Ibime wey your own Bentley?

I dey come London for March o, and you MUST cruise me around in it! grin
In March, I shall be preparing to go to Gambia to see Mukina. I gasto spend this yahoo money before they clock on to me. grin
Crime › Re: Taiwo ! Another Big Shame To Nigeria ( Picture Attached ) by Ibime(m): 12:26pm On Feb 24, 2009
MrCrackles:
He deserves to rot in jail!!
My friend sharrap! No be the same work you dey do for London? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 12:21pm On Feb 24, 2009
Why is RQ sulking?

Who is that black guy sitting behind Lamps. Has Baptista joined Chelsea?

RA is really involving himself these days. The future looks bright. I hope he will dip hands in his pockets small this summer.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michael Jackson's Brother Plans Slavery Theme Park In Nigeria by Ibime(m): 12:15pm On Feb 24, 2009
They are throwing money down the drain. In the future, Nigeria will be too unstable for foreigners. It already is. They are better off putting their money into Gambia or Ghana. Militants sef would soon start travelling to Badagry to kidnap the foreigners. grin
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 12:11pm On Feb 24, 2009
Yeah my brother, I just glanced at it now. Imo girls really performed for una. However, I haven't checked the percentages yet to confirm.
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Sentenced To 5 Years Imprisonment. by Ibime(m): 11:48am On Feb 24, 2009
Chei, my sister!

Why una dey celebrate? Ibinabo is well known to our family. The amount of charity she does in Okrika is amazing and she comes from a lovely and well respected family. Her uncle Dima Fiberesima was a guy who gave sight to hundreds of blind people in PH through free eye-clinics he used to hold in Civic Centre. He was also regarded as the most forthright politician in Rivers State, when he got Gov Adeleye impeached for trying to coerce him into bribery. One mistake, and they finish her off. Would the same happen to any other daughter of such a well respected family? Or is it because her family refuse to engage in corruption?
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 10:39am On Feb 24, 2009
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3506730#msg3506730 date=1235446289]Forget space limitation, have the numbers thatyou and your cohorts are crunching sent to my email. You crunched numbers, right? . . .and you want me to provide statistical report using the numbers, am I correct? Well, send them to me with the MOVING RANGE and limits.[/quote]You must be attention-deficit. What do I have to do with the original poster? I didn't even read the OP's post. Did I speak for the original poster? You have been concentrating on University Matriculation all this while and I am looking at test scores in individual subjects. Why? Because 2008 is the first year where JAMB has provided a subject-by-subject breakdown of test scores.

You said my analysis is fraudulent - so far, on this thread, I have only conducted a percentage ranking for States in Maths and English for 2008 - a percentage ranking which actually goes against the assertions of the original poster. You must have noticed that Kano came second when the percentage of A students in Maths were ranked and Lagos came third. You would also have noticed that Bayelsa had the second worst fail-rate in Maths. (but they still came eighth when the percentage of A students were ranked sha.  grin)

Does that support the original poster?

So all this while, you have been fighting against an imaginary enemy. Like I said, you must be attention-deficit. I am not interested in University Matriculation without first knowing the census figures for State population. Thats like saying more people graduated in China than in England. That kind of data is useless.

If you want the UME matriculation figures for 2002 - 2007, they are on the UME website which should be on the first page. You can conduct wharrrever analysis you like to dispute the OP's claim. I would like to see you actually produce something - and you determine your own moving range and limits, lets see what you can do.

BUT RIVERS STATE WHOOOPED YOUR ASS IN MATHS, ENGLISH, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY AND BIOLOGY in 2008!

Can you dispute that?
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2009
Negro Nuts,

What is the fallacy in the charts? If the charts say 8% of Rivers students got A in Mathematics, what is false about that? All you are saying is the data is not robust enough to carry out some more indepth analysis, which is what I have been telling you since you stupidly started mentioning attribute control, process testing and percentiles.

The question I have asked and still ask is the same: why are you asking for infeasible analysis with the static data we have been given for 2008? You are asking for continuous processes for discrete data. That alone shows your practical deficiency.

The data we are given can still be analysed and block-data like this is used in analysis everyday. The question is - what can you do with it? Why should we know the attributes when we are simply comparing one state to another? We do not care about the reasons. Stop telling me about riots in Kano. That is not the question. There are riots everyday and gunshots in Naija-Delta. No matter what data you come up with, someone will always say it is not robust enough. What is there to dispute about percentage failure in Ogun State? Isn't that how Government presents data to us everyday? If you are given any kind of data, you are supposed to make some immediate sense of it, not talking bollocks on a public forum about something which can never be analysed and explained in layman terms to forumites. Like I said, we were provided with data for 2008. Do some analysis for 2008 and stop blabbing about moving ranges from 2002-2007! Also stop blabbing about percentiles when you have been given block-data!

Now, prove my figures are fraudulent or shut the phock up!

Nobody is drawing any conclusions from the data we provided, but if I say Rivers State had the higher percentages of A's in all the core subjects and you say it is fraudulent, I expect you to show me another state that topped Rivers State in this category or hold your peace!

If the data is not robust enough for you, I can upload a robust data set from my USB for you right now and we will all see if you can really do statistical analysis or you are just theorising like you always do.

I have told you - never assume that anything I do is the limit of my intelligence, even if I do 1+1 for you. I thought you would have learnt your lesson from the sonning you received on the Keynesian multipliers thread by now.

Idiot!
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 7:17pm On Feb 23, 2009
Negro Nuts,

I am done arguing.

No be today wey we start JAMB analysis. We have studied the figures from 2002 JAMB on previous threads and the trend is definitely in favour of the SS and SE.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504962#msg3504962 date=1235410300]If you come to the market with a box full of bricks at the price of wide screen tv and I call you out as a fraud, and I proved that you are a fraud, then I am not now obligated to compensate your loss for loosing customers. You need to cover your face in shame and depart the marketplace.  You are a fraud and a disgrace to Statistics. . .and in fact Mathematics![/quote]Show the fraud!

We are tired of you talking around the subject like lawmakers.

In which way did I misrepresent the data?

I will give you the link again:

http://www.jambng.com/subject/MATHS.pdf

Disprove my percentages. I did not claim that my analysis was the only statistical measure, after all I only looked at failure rates and distinction rates, but it is by all means a statistic measure, and in no way is it fraudulent.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504962#msg3504962 date=1235410300]Oh my God!  This sheep is still repeating his fu-k--ng error!  The calculation must be done on the data set for the test scores, the raw data. . .not for the states!  Only after getting the percentiles from test scores do you concern yourself with states.  You set attributes for how you want the percentile datagram to be represented. . .by state? . . .by gender? . . .by religion? . . .etc,  since we are talking about state, so you choose state and then you sort in ascending or descending order and then filter to produce the ranking.  You can also do it using pivot tables.[/quote]You took long enough to make yourself clear. Not percentiles of one state against the other as I assumed you were talking about. . . . but percentiles ascribed to the performance of individuals within a state. . . . .OK, you have won back some respect. . . . but lets assume we wanted to assign percentiles to the performance of individuals within a state. . . .  don't you think that only an idiot would be asking for intra-state percentiles when we are given the data in blocks of 10 (eg no of students who scored between 50 and 60, 60 and 70 etc). Only an idiot would go around talking about percentiles when presented with data in that format. Any normal person will simply do what I have done and represent the data in Percentage ranking.

Intuitively, just by looking at the data, I can tell you Rivers State will outperform all other states even if you look at the percentiles? Why? because they have the lowest percentage of failures and the highest percentage of A's. It will take a voluminous data shift toward the lower end of the pass mark for any other state to eclipse Rivers State.




Again, This is the link JAMB provided for us:

http://www.jambng.com/subject/MATHS.pdf


There are many ways of analysing the data, not just by looking at the percentage A's and the percentage failures of each state as I have done. Show us one of the numerous ways of analysing the data.

Lets see if you are a man of your word or a punk.
Music/Radio › Re: Fishe "Gbono Fele Fele" Freestyle by Ibime(m): 5:45pm On Feb 23, 2009
ofokasibe:
@ibime
hen its a lie u wan do ur own freestyle? ibime should i send it to u. i have the instrumental? wetin be ur addy?
Michaeljohans@gmail.com
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Feb 23, 2009
How many times will I expose this buffoon. Negro, check your agidi level sharp sharp. I will certainly not go and argue with a Doctor about medicine because I am no Doctor. One thing I am though, is a Mathematician.


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362]So why then did you calculate arithmetic averages and percentages in excel when you could have simply determine the moving range (mean) and set the upper and lower limits (if you know what they are) and validate the claim of these charts?[/quote]You can only calculate moving range with continuous data. Idiot! Oya, calculate moving range with just 2008 data, let me see!

Don't worry, next time, I will not only find moving average for you, I will predict future volatility using Heston model, just for you, so that the rest of Nairaland will be befuddled. Idiot!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362]quartiles do not mean anything when you do not have the range, dummy! Can someone from SE please explain statistics to Mr Dumb and Dumber? I am not a statistician but I know more than enough to be dangerous and your theory of mathematical calculations to explain data sets does not impress me. Maybe you impress other people with your box of dead weight bricks, not me.[/quote]Only an idiot like you needs range in order to understand the quartile.

Who is trying to impress you? I simply calculated percentage performance of states, and you came here saying my analysis is fraudulent. Oya, prove it!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362]You don't calculate percentile based on the number of states, that is not big enough sample base to give you a statistically high confidence level.[/quote]After gallavanting around, you stupidly come back to agree with the earlier statement I made:

Ibime:
Why should we talk about percentiles for a data set containing only 36 states? Any normal person would rather talk about quintiles, deciles or quartiles (as I did!). Idiot!
Yeah, thats right, 36 states is too small a sample set to be talking about percentiles when we can just as easily represent the data in deciles or quartiles. Doofus!

When will you give up? Or do you like to argue for the sake of argument? You are doing nothing but entrenching my perception of your stupidity.

(1.) First, you came on talking about "attribute control" which is completely irrelevant to the data we have been presented with. I quickly silenced you on that.

(2.) So, you decided to change tack and started talking about process testing. Again, I showed you that process testing is for continuous data, not the static 2008 data we have been given. Again, I silenced you on that.

(3.) Next, you started asking me why I didn't use percentiles. After I shot that down in flames, you yourself turned 360 degrees to concede thus:

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362]You don't calculate percentile based on the number of states, that is not big enough sample base to give you a statistically high confidence level.[/quote]So why were you asking me for it in the first place? Did you even understand the data?

Do you even have a phocking argument? Sciolistic idiot!

What are you going to come up with next? Maybe you will ask me why I didn't use Wiener process to describe the data. Fool!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362]I do not have to present any statistical calculation here, there is no data for me to do it and vouch for the result.  You want me to follow you into stupidhood by repeating you error with arithmetic and mathematical representation.  Your pressure does not hold value.[/quote]Sharrap! Present something! The data we have allows us to do basic statistic calculations such as percentages, mean, median, variance etc. Produce just one of these!

Look at this idiot questioning me over simple percentages. Pesin like me wey dey solve iterative P.D.E's for excel. I produce simple percentage for you and you dey misyarn. If I do simple addition for you, will that make you conclude that addition is the limit of my knowledge? Idiot!

GTFOH! How many times do I have to expose your floundering knowledge on issues?
Politics › Re: ‘how I Spend My Bribe Money’—gov Obi by Ibime(m): 2:50pm On Feb 23, 2009
Peter Obi you liar! We shall not accept the insitutionalisation of bribery and corruption.
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Want Land Act Amend Plan To Give The North All Land In The South(jihad by Ibime(m): 2:47pm On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=Xavier. link=topic=238361.msg3503774#msg3503774 date=1235396705]Uncle Kunle I too sabi

Aside from reconstructing the grammar, tell me our ur position differs from ours.

Definitely u re the King of the Mumus.[/quote]Biggestest Mumu!  grin grin grin

What does the following statement mean to you:

KunleOshob:
bunch of mumus all land in the country[b] that is not being used by the federal goverment [/b] is vested with the state goverment the land is situated in according to the land use act. However coastal land belongs to the federal goverment and they have a premptive right to acquire land from state goverments on issues considered of National importance. All mineral products (including crude oil) produced from under the ground belongs to the federal goverment irrespective of the state it was extracted from
If they find diamonds under Lagos tomorrow, there is nothing Lagos Government can do if FG wants the land!
Music/Radio › Re: Fishe "Gbono Fele Fele" Freestyle by Ibime(m): 2:41pm On Feb 23, 2009
Fishe, nice drop man!

Does anyone have the link to download the Gbono Feli Feli beat. Me sef I want do my own freestyle. grin
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Want Land Act Amend Plan To Give The North All Land In The South(jihad by Ibime(m): 2:34pm On Feb 23, 2009
Bigger mumu,

the FG can take any land from State Government if it so wishes. Otherwise, Rivers State would be keeping all revenue from oil produced from its land.
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Want Land Act Amend Plan To Give The North All Land In The South(jihad by Ibime(m): 2:26pm On Feb 23, 2009
Mumu, the FG already owns all lands in the South. Any amendment of the Land Act can only transfer some indigenous rights back to the Southern land owners.
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 10:43am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501505#msg3501505 date=1235347998]There is difference between percentile and percentage 


I gave you benefit of doubt, hoping it was an error and didn't call you out but when you repeated the ignorance it clearly concludes my earlier statement that "you are a waste of time" for galivanting around the web calling yourself an excel expert for standard deviation and you don't even have a clue to know that there is difference between "percentile" and "percentage".[/quote]You are a bloody idiot!

You said my analysis is fraudulent. I said PRODUCE YOUR OWN ANALYSIS OF PERCENTAGES LET US SEE IF MINE IS FRAUDULENT!

Why the hell should I prove to you that I know about percentiles and percentages? Bloody idiot! I have been mentioning quartiles all this while and your bovine brain does not understand that when we talk about quartiles, we are talking about percentiles. Why should we talk about percentiles for a data set containing only 36 states? Any normal person would rather talk about quintiles, deciles or quartiles (as I did!). Idiot!

Again, in trying to prove a point, you prove that you actually know nothing about what you are talking about.


Lets look at at the percentage of 70+ students I produced earlier. I ranked them in descending order so that your stupid ass could conduct any data classification you wish:

__________________________________________
RIV   8.28287721
KAN   5.028481634
LAG   3.209165617
AKW   2.646071767                       -  Top Quartile
ABI   2.368741307
OGU   2.359910038
IMO   2.209899864
BAY   1.963001028
OYO   1.748223184
_________________________________________
ANA   1.727552482
JIG   1.607012418
KWA   1.572476386
DEL   1.559810671
EBO   1.498181818                          - 3rd quartile
OSU   1.457134425
EKI   1.411150754
OND   1.331542139
ENU   1.08360672
_________________________________________
CRO   1.025093433
EDO   1.016416669
SOK   0.941915228
YOB   0.921658986                                       
BEN   0.717221372                        -  2nd Quartile
KOG   0.662077663
ZAM   0.570884872
KAD   0.519906964
PLA   0.429799427
_________________________________________
KAT   0.40254948
ADA   0.346964064
NIG   0.33020066
KEB   0.329566855
TAR   0.215401185
NAS   0.209369275                         - Bottom quartile
FCT   0.163934426
BOR   0.153846154
GOM   0.145348837
BAU   0.135869565
_________________________________________


^^^^Is that what your bovine brain couldn't deduce from the figures I put up earlier? So why are you still asking for Percentiles? Illilterate!

You have proven that you yourself don't know what percentiles are all about. This is sciolism at its finest!


You made a statement: Ibime's analysis is fraudulent.

In Science, if you say someone's analysis is fraudulent, you must prove why it is so by your own analysis.

You have not even done a single data analysis here - simple reason is you can't!

Stop muddying the waters with theories about process testing. No mathematician in his right mind would carry out process testing on static data. Please go and consult RichyBlack before coming here to spew bunkum!

DO YOUR ANALYSIS AND PROVE THAT MINE IS WRONG!

I challenge you!

Idiot!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 2:56am On Feb 23, 2009
bla bla bla. So we wont drop points as well?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Athenians Escape From Prison Using Helicopter! by Ibime(m): 2:55am On Feb 23, 2009
It's Athenians, not Athens.

How Bawo go phock up like that?
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 2:50am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501695#msg3501695 date=1235352536]You are a waste of time!  You are calculating mathematical averages and ranking the results in ascending or descending order.  You are fool!  Primary 6 student can do that.[/quote]Oya, do it! I doubt you can even seperate columns in excel talkless of data-sorting.  grin grin grin

Like I said, the percentage ranking gives everyone an indisputable measure of who is performing or not.


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501695#msg3501695 date=1235352536]For your information, the data set you are looking at, as it exists, does not have the limits with which to plot distribution for accurate reporting of regional performance.  More information is needed to create accurate report.  JAMB, by producing this report is telling us that they are monitoring the process over a range of time, spanning 7 years.  Which indicates that they are controlling the sampling to create measurable indices that will alert them to disparities in performance.  Is the testing "in-process" or is it "out-of-process"?[/quote]Look at this idiot talking about process testing. How dynamic is yearly data? Also, what does it have to do with our discussion on which state is performing best? Are we education planners? Maybe, when you finish your process testing, you can present it to  Nairalanders in layman terms for them to understand. I am sure they would much prefer percentage ranking of the static data they have been given for 2008.

After shooting down his previous post, he now wants to change the topic to process testing (after consulting google). How are Nairalanders supposed to conduct process testing with the information given to them by JAMB? You came here calling my analysis a fraud. After failing to disprove anything, you change stance and point fingers at JAMB for not conducting rigorous data-testing. Am I JAMB? Are you fighting imaginary enemies? Your head correct at all?

Why does this guy like to talk about things he knows nothing about?  huh


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501695#msg3501695 date=1235352536]Are we accomplishing goals?  How can we set triggers to alert us to improvement needs in the process?  In the third year you can take the results of the two previous years and observe the control limits and tell if you are in or out of process and make modifications to sustain student enrollments in Universities.[/quote]Why are you always off-topic? Does the thread say "How can we improve test results in our schools?". Superficial ITK will soon kill you.


FYI, there is no tribalism going on here. Debosky, Sauron and I are just engaging in our usual banter.


Meanwhile, I am still waiting for your analysis. ITK that knows nothing except nonsense theories!
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 1:36am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501505#msg3501505 date=1235347998]It is an analysis of a report outlining disparities between volume of enrollment in universities located in distinctly separate regions.

To obtain accurate attributes you use a "Attribute Control Charts", you sheep!  Whatever name you call it, passing grade, test scores, fail rates, competency measures, call it what you want, the question is valid; there are inaccuracies in the data and you do not know that because you don't know the proper questions to ask or the specific pointers to look for and tell if a data poll is accurate or not.  Stop feigning knowledge, you crowned yourself as a very proficient excel user.  I am challenging you to prove your proficiency publicly.  It is me and you, answer my questions in the earlier post if you are truly a believer in your claims.  

Mumu, what does the fact that we are talking about standardized test have to do with your failure to detect error in stastical data.

It is people like you, dummies, that fell for MADOFF scheme, people believing in a stastistical data that consecutively year after year gave a 100% returns in a volatile market that is known traditionally to swing up and down.  I told you, I am too smart for you to sell that box to, I don't care how much it weighs it is not a wide screen tv, it is packed full of bricks.

. . .except that you have no clue what the average is for the data you are calculating and neither do you have knowledge of the percentiles and thus you loose grip of the control limits.[/quote]What is this idiot blabbing about? Mumu read about percentiles and averages and is here blabbing nonsense. Put it this way - whichever way you slice the pie, Rivers State is in the top quartile because it achieved the top percentage. What more is there to analyse?

Attribute control chart? What attribute do you want to control? The no of people whose first language isn't English? Or maybe I should exclude the no of people born into single parent-homes and see whether the analysis changes? You idiot!

A proper data analyst would be asking me about z-testing, you are here asking me about attribute control. Does JAMB give any specifics with their data? Maybe we can exclude the Yoruba-Muslims from our analysis and see how Yoruba-Christians hold up against the rest of the country. I wonder where you will get the data from? Do you see any variables in the data? Olodo!

Your whole post reeks of sciolism.

I have forgotten more about data analysis than you have ever read. Here's a challenge for you - why not extrapolate the data to excel and produce your conclusion. I shall give you 24 hours to produce anything we can analyse! This idiot is talking about outliners and skewed data for a robust data set. Do you think this is the stock market?


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501505#msg3501505 date=1235347998]. . .except that you have no clue what the average is for the data you are calculating and neither do you have knowledge of the percentiles and thus you loose grip of the control limits.[/quote]How long do you think it would take me to produce the average for the data set or to break it down into quartiles? 10 minutes! And what would you do with the data when I finish? Nothing!

What did this fool study sef? Superficial knowledge of everything and indepth knowledge of none!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501505#msg3501505 date=1235347998]his analysis is a fraud![/quote]In ten minutes I ranked all the states according to their scores in Maths. It was obviously done by excel-commands, not human input. Even Einstein couldn't alter the data to ensure a favourable outcome in so short a time-span.

I challenge you to dispute my figures. You have the data set, please produce your own ranking according to percentages and tell me if they differ from mine.

Here is the data you need: http://www.jambng.com/subject/MATHS.pdf

Oya, get cracking!
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 1:06am On Feb 23, 2009
Treetop20:
how many people in ANY
Nigerian village speak flawless English?
cheesy cheesy
In the villages where English is the lingua franca!

One Ijaw man cannot understand the other, so they speak to each other in English or pidgin.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3501477#msg3501477 date=1235347464]Have u heard Flowshow on the mic?? grin grin grin grin[/quote]I repeat:

How can Flowshow be from Bayelsa? Have you heard the level of his H-factor?
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 1:01am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3501446#msg3501446 date=1235347030]I have seen unrefined and boorish Naija-Delta peops too but that won't make me generalise.[/quote]My friend stop lying!

Where can you find an unrefined Naija-Delta man?  grin grin grin Even the ones in the village speak relatively flawless English compared to . . . . . How can Flowshow be from Bayelsa? Have you heard the level of his H-factor?
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 12:53am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3501432#msg3501432 date=1235346599]I dunno the kinda Yoruba peops you have been meeting.[/quote]They are everywhere in London. 75% of them don't even know how to speak English despite living in jand. All you hear is O ba mi o! and H-factor everywhere. I wonder when you people will grow out of your crude and uncouth ways.  grin
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 12:38am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3501401#msg3501401 date=1235345528]This is all bollocks if we take the notoriety of the Niger-Delta youths into consideration.
How are we sure y'all don't threaten examination officials with guns and smart bombs?? grin grin grin
Can you give us the stats of the Bayelsans residing in Lagos as far as these grades are concerned??
U really want us to believe your youths who are more conversant with the use of arms n ammuntions can solve circuit theories using ohm's law.[/quote]My friend shaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

My suggestion to Yoruba students: Stop speaking Yoruba everywhere! It will help your comprehension in exams, then you may be able to achieve as much as Rivers State students! cool
Politics › Re: Obama Is For United States As Thatcher Was For The United Kingdom by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Feb 23, 2009
How can Obama be equal to Thatcher? What has Obama done? Thatcher is a GIANT amongst leaders. Obama would be happy if he could match half of her achievement.
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by Ibime(m): 12:11am On Feb 23, 2009
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3500710#msg3500710 date=1235334115]The passing grade will move up and down between these controls and as it does so you will have accurate information upon which to base the report on regional performance.[/quote][quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3500777#msg3500777 date=1235335396]Many candidates choose to go to the elite Universities and will wait for years to get there. . . . . .
A student of UNILAG and a student of Bayelsa Uni(with the same GPA) don't have the same opportunity in Oil Companies.
The one with a UNILAG cert(with all things equal) would readily be employed before Mr. Bayelsa.[/quote]You guys lack of comprehension is outstanding.

This is not an anlysis of passing grade or university entry barriers.

We did an analysis of a standardised test, looking only at the test scores, not the passing grade.

Everyone in the country does the same test. 8% of Rivers State applicants achieved 70+, whilst on average only 2.5% of South-West applicants scored 70+. However many people go on to secure university places has nothing to do with the analysis we just conducted. In half an hour, I can extrapolate all the data from all the subjects to excel and blow all your nonsense theories into the water. Rivers State is leading on all core subjects (Maths, English and the Sciences), both in percentages and in numbers. Although numbers are not a valid statistical tool for measuring performance, percentages are largely indisputable. If you ask me why Rivers is doing so well, I will point to our colonial history and the fact that English is our lingua franca, so we have no problems with comprehension; unlike other states where they speak their native language day in, day out.

31,500 Ogun indigenes took the test, yet only 745 scored above 70+ in Mathematics. 20,645 Rivers indigenes took the test and 1710 achieved 70+. In English, the no of 70+ students in the whole Yoruba nation does not equate to Rivers State alone.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237534.msg3501336#msg3501336 date=1235343455]U won't even be considered for an aptitude test in some companies if you don't attend a good school. . . , FACT!!!(Benitez stylee).[/quote]What does this have to do with anything. SS and SE indigenes are winning places in UNILAG just as well. This your university theory should be long discredited by now, since our data only looks at test scores, not university acceptance statistics.


I shall say it again - South West need to get their act together!  grin
Politics › Re: Ojukwu, Orji Uzor Kalu And Uwazuluike. Who Is The King Of Igbo Land Today by Ibime(m): 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2009
@ Topic,

There is a saying in Igbo land: "Igbo enwe eze" meaning "the Igbo have no King". Thats just the way it is. Make una lef am. Igbos were practising real democracy in the jungle way before this contraption called Naija. There is no need for an Igbo King, a council of elders will suffice as it has always done.
Politics › Re: Western Style Democracy: Really The Answer For Africa? by Ibime(m): 8:34pm On Feb 22, 2009
Sauron's assertion that democracy can never work in Naija because people like to hold on to power is correct.

For example, look at Kanu Nwankwo. The guy just refused to retire! grin So tay, he is now playing in midfield as he did against Jamaica. How can you go the WC with 42 year-old Kanu in the team? angry When are we gonna get rid of these power-hungry old men who keep bringing our country down?

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