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Come on, Rooney is ten times better than Podolski, although as I said before he has not improved at all since he was 17.

But Jackal, you are crazy if you would rather have Ronaldo out than Wazza. Ronaldo is the only reason you guys are competing for EPL talkless of winning it. I would sell half the Chelsea squad for Ronaldo.

Yeah Van Persie is married to a Morrocan chick but he is not a muslim because he makes the sign of the cross whenever he enters the field of play.

What of Karim Benzema, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Hamit Altintop, Turan Arda, Ali Al-Habsi, Habib Beye etc?

Obama is a smoker. Im sure all you chikalas talking shit in this thread would date him in a second.

As they say, you can't hit a woman but sometimes you just gotta shake a bitch.

Ojukwu made a lot of mistakes in that war - and some of them were to meet his own ends. A lot of people questioned his approach to the war, the awarding of food supply and weapon supply contracts to dodgy contractors. I have read a few books where his own Generals questioned his tactics and motives. From the Naija-Delta point of view, his approach to the minority tribes within Biafra was also a reason for Biafras downfall.

As darfur stated above, his planning of the war was not strategic and a lot of lives were wasted due to lack of adequate weaponry and famine. That shit wasnt a joke to anyone who lived through it.

Hahahahaha . . . . . these jokers. First they should ban all these lorries whose exhaust pipe leak 100 times the caustic poison of cigarettes. Last time I went to Naija, all these lorry fumes nearly gave me asthma. We are still using unleaded petrol, poisoning everybodys lungs and these fools are talking about banning smoking. Must they copy everything from Europe? By my estimation, a 1 hr trip down any Nigerian road is equivalent to smoking 10 cigarettes. Bloody idiots. Second hand smoke is the least of our problems. They should deal with the first hand spewing out of peoples exhaust pipes first.

Somze what is it with you and your constant haranguing of Makalele? Do you watch football through psychedelic glasses? Dont make me fight you o! Mikel is not fit to lick Maka's boots talkless of tie it. Mikel is a give I give type of player. He lacks the positioning or intelligence to even dream of replacing Maka. Maka is the most consistent and most value-for-money player at Chelsea and also my favourite Chelsea player. He better not go anywhere. He has one more year of top quality service to offer.

What the Bleep is a Bravo award

Rooney is not crap. He is a good player. He was good at 17, he is good now. But he has not improved since he was 17 . . . . . he's supposed to be World Class by now.

From BBC: (Scolari's Press conference)


Scolari hints Drogba will stay on 


New Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari says Didier Drogba is "200%" part of his plans at Stamford Bridge.

The Ivory Coast striker, 30, has been linked with a move away from the club, with AC Milan and Barcelona reported to be lining up offers.

But in his first media conference in England as Blues boss, Scolari said: "I saw Didier on Monday and I saw him happy. We had a good conversation.

"Is he part of my plans? Yes, 100%. No, 200%. I like him and want him to stay."

On Friday, Barcelona vice-president Ferran Soriano suggested the Catalans were close to signing the frontman.

And AC Milan technical director Leonardo told BBC Sport on Monday: "It's no secret we're interested in signing a forward and are studying candidates.

Spanish giants Real Madrid and AC's city rivals Inter Milan are also rumoured to be interested but it has been reported that Chelsea are yet to receive a single offer for Drogba.





Lampard wants to stay - Scolari 

Lampard's current contract at Chelsea expires next summer
New Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari insists Frank Lampard has told him he wants to remain at Stamford Bridge.

The Blues have rejected an official approach from Inter Milan to discuss the transfer of the England midfielder.

And after meeting Lampard the Brazilian told Chelsea TV there is no chance of the 30-year-old joining ex-Blues boss Jose Mourinho at the Italian club.

"I was very happy because I asked if he wants to stay and he said 'yes, I will stay at Chelsea'," said Scolari.

Lampard's contract expires next summer but, speaking later at his first press conference in England since taking charge of the Blues, Scolari underlined that he sees Lampard's long-term future as being at the London club.

"I met him on Monday and told him that I like him very much as a player and as a person and I asked him if he wanted to stay, not only for this season but for longer," added Scolari.

"After we had spoken for 15 minutes, he said he wants to stay and play for Chelsea for many years.

"I am very happy because I think Chelsea need Lampard and I think he is with us for more than one year."

BBC Sport revealed on Monday that Inter had contacted the Blues over Lampard.

However, a statement on Chelsea's website on Tuesday read: "We have informed Inter that we will not enter into any discussions regarding the transfer."

Should he fail to agree a new deal with the Stamford Bridge output before his current deal runs out, Lampard would be free to leave without his new club paying a fee.

That appears to be reflected in Inter's valuation of the midfielder, with reports suggesting they had made a £6.5m bid.

And, despite Chelsea's insistence that they had not received an offer from Inter, the Italian club's president Massimo Moratti claims a bid was made.

"This is not true," said Moratti.

"There was an offer and we confirm it. However, we don't want to create any big problems.

"They replied that they have no intention of negotiating, as was their right. Now we will see."

Some reports had suggested that Lampard might be willing to buy out the remaining 12 months of his contract - as permitted under Fifa rules and on the back of Chelsea signing Portugal midfielder Deco from Barcelona in June.

This guy is talking the talk but can he walk the walk?


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1392513.ece


Ivanovic plans a big Carv-up

SERB defender Branislav Ivanovic has told Chelsea boss Phil Scolari: I’m better than Ricardo Carvalho.

The centre-back, 24, signed from Lokomotiv Moscow in January but is still waiting for his Blues debut.

And Ivanovic reckons he should be in ahead of Portugal star Carvalho and Brazilian Alex.

He said: “I am better than Alex and Ricardo Carvalho — I am in my prime and I want to play.

“Chelsea paid £9m for me but nobody has told me so far why I did not make a debut for them.

“I am optimistic that the least Chelsea will do is loan me to Juventus.”

No 2 is the worst

RedHotChic:
Question:

Why the proliferation of homosexuality among men? Could it be that we women do not appeal to many of you again or is it more of an adventurous thing?

Please go and ask Oyinbo men. This is not a question for Nigerian brothers, apart from the odd deviant.

RedHotChic:
Question:
I've heard numerous times that a man's mind can go blank for a minute. How true is that? if that is not true, how come some men lose their sense of judgment anytime they see a naked woman?. Their whole common sense is gorged in their stiff weenie and they are only focused on dipping it inside the honey pot even if the honey pot is tattooed "death hole" with a bold red ink. Could it be one of the episodes of their blank mind?

Please go and ask King Solomon. If the wisest man in history could lose his rationale at the sight of toto, then who am I, a mere commoner to go against Gods natural law?

RedHotChic:
There is a little problem to your theory because real short guys are the ones that usually like to talk to tall women. How about that? Ain't they looking up too?

It is simple survival. A short guy does not want to date a short woman cos he doesn't want his kids to be short and go through what he had to go through. Plus, short guys are used to being with taller women so they have already overcome their vertigo.

Why would you want to do such a thing?

There is a simple Scientific explanation for all this. It is nothing to do with lack of liver. Our brains lose lucidity when we look upwards.  A man is used to looking downward when razzling a chick so looking upward makes him lose his equilibrium and causes him to falter. I am also 5' 11 and I can only toast chicks who are 5' 10 and under.

All this talk . . . blah blah blah. . . . .and we have seen no pictures . . .

Why is Finidi not on that list? What of Oliseh? Take your time o.

Who dash Sam Okwaraji? Is it because he died early and they immortalised him? Please put better names there jare.

@ Hero,

Nigga how dare you refer to us as Natives?

whoa . . . . whoa . . . . whoa . . . . .lets not drag ourselves into a slanging match with our AA brothers or our Haitian brothers . . . . . . we are not gentically any different from them . . . .girly22 is saying that Haitians are stupid and they don't know how to do this and that . . . . Haitians are drawn from the same tribes as African Americans so no one is genetically inferior or superior to anyone . . . . girly22, David is just pulling your leg when he talks about African Americans . . .he is only doing it cos Hero riled him into it. . . . . we always talk about Carribeans, African Americas in a bad way. . . . but deep down, we know that they came from us, so it makes no sense to deride ourselves. . . . .we just love pulling legs . . . . David knows a lot of them are originally Ibo, Efik etc. We Ijaws sold all of them to the white man. Condition na im make crayfish bend. . . . . .but crayfish is still crayfish.

HAHAHAHAHA . . . . . I just saw this . . . . . . . davidlyan please don't kill me with laffta.

Same goes for everyone else. The only person I call in Naija is my grandmum and that is like once every three months. As for babe, if she moves even to another city, I don forget am.

wow, so that means I am smarter than Truman, Johnson, Eisenhower, Ford, Reagan and of course the two Bushes.

Debosky, Ajax just bought Sulejmani for about £12.5m. Would you still say Bosingwa is overpriced? I am glad we bought him early cos if we buy him now, his price would be closer to £20m.

Lemme ask you guys a question . . . . . if your father is Nigerian but your mother is not . . . and you were born abroad . . . . . do you automatically qualify for Green passport?

Somehow I don't see myself living peacefully with the Somalians. Nice idea, but it is pipedream.

They have been on strike for the past 40 years. Who cares? What function do they even fulfill in Naija society apart from the occasional peacekeeping mission and harassing Naija citizens?

Why una dey yab de girl. Na football una come watch abi na woman una come look? She is fine abeg.

Please read this article. This is Ronaldinho at a charity match in Venezuela last week looking fatter than Ronaldo. Razzor, are you sure you still want this guy at Chelsea?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1030743/Chewing-fat-City-cold-shirt-stretcher-Ronaldinho.html


And no, the picture is not fake cos it is from Reuters

Please Dr Kit, do not bring Amala politics into Nairaland. I have never seen you contribute anything significant to Nairaland except to shout abuse and use smileys whenever someone is arguing with Ako. Maybe he is Adedibu and you are one of his thugs . . . .