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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:56pm On Aug 26, 2023
This Semenyo in Bournemouth is an impactful player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:56pm On Aug 26, 2023
swiz123:
Ibime knows the reason for this.
Bisssouma?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:48am On Aug 26, 2023
Greatihex:
Kante was made to start carrying the ball and passing under Sarri. The boy is still young and has a lot of years ahead of him.
Kante has been carrying the ball right from Leicester
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:46am On Aug 26, 2023
sod09:
I read barbing is expensive and a lucrative business in UK
Don't blame them if they can't behave like a female they can act like one
I don't like any thing that will make a man spend time on his hair everyday. This trend is even ugly, just like when they all used to barb mohawk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:46am On Aug 26, 2023
chic2pimp:
Ibime Bellingham is definitely going to surpass Gerrard and your Boy Lampard as England's greatest ever Box to Box midfielder if He carries on this path.
He is pulling up trees no doubt, let's see if he can maintain it like those two.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:50pm On Aug 25, 2023
Unlimited22:
FC Travis Scott.


Naira Marley Athletic.
They deserve floggings. Na only Caicedo and Colwill carry correct haircut for that team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:58pm On Aug 25, 2023
So young gees no dey barb hair straight again. What's all these.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2023/2024 by Ibime(op): 10:09pm On Aug 25, 2023
Emaprince:
This gusto just get luck with the nonsense he is playing.

I never felt the need to bring him in...na sterling give that guy point.

That first goal suppose record goal and assist for sterling. Smh
Cry more as me and Timbros enjoy his 14 points grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:38pm On Aug 25, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
Without goals you are a nonsense no9. All the goals wacko jacko didn't score today should come out by next match hopefully before rivals use him too to count down to 007.
Goalscorer doesn't have to be no9, so far you have a goalscorer

Go and check Drogba work from 04-06, that was the most effective Chelsea team and Drogba did not score more than 10 league goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2023
Jackson is playing perfect no9 football apart from the goals

Someone should warn Poch, Enzo is no AM and Gallagher is no DM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:28pm On Aug 25, 2023
popizaino:
Pochettino isn't ready for the job.
Hensbenic takes, changing mind every second
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2023/2024 by Ibime(op): 9:28pm On Aug 25, 2023
If you no get Gusto hide your face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:14pm On Aug 25, 2023
Incognito9:
Maatsen will do better than chilwell in that role.
No he won't. Chilwell is one of the deadliest attacking fullback in World football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:12pm On Aug 25, 2023
Capaldi:
Am really hoping this Caicedo is not another scam from Brighton. He looks like a lost sheep, Just standing there and not wanting to receive the ball. Standing behind opponents so Chelsea defenders cannot pass to him.
That's what runners do, uncomfortable receiving the ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:08pm On Aug 25, 2023
BlueRayDick:
I'm sure those in Spain sef don't know the guy . 30 year old striker wey get two caps dey threaten boycotting national team.

Some jokes write themselves grin
81 players have now boycotted National team till dem sack that nigga, both men and women

I just dey look you and Sod09 dey laugh. That FA President was on shaky grounds after supporting the manager to oppress those players. There are like 15 women that already refused to play for that coach since the last 2 years, but the FA President kicked them out the team rather than sack the manager.

That nigga was just one mistake away from a mutiny and supposed to be on his best behaviour. His matter done cast now. The coach will be sacked next. Apparently the coach always force the players to keep their bedroom doors open till 12am.so he can monitor their sleeping patterns. Even on their days off, he forces them to sign exiat and state who they are going to.visit. They've been trying to sack him for the last 2 years but the President no gree.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2023
Airmark reverse curse striking this season

Airmark should help us curse all our players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Sod09 have u seen the series “Domina” ? It’s a very nice series based on the old Roman Empire. Too many scheming , blackmailing and politics at play in the series.

I’m really enjoying it sha
I will love this. I love Roman politics. Bookmarked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:08pm On Aug 25, 2023
sod09:
Just checked him
He have just one cap for Spain🤣🤣🤣
Either he is tired of getting called up to sit on bench when he could be in Dubai relaxing, or he is kpanshing one of the female team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:07pm On Aug 25, 2023
raumdeuter:
This is false. I support the team both Lucio and Boateng played for at their primes and I know the difference.

Boateng >>>>>>> Lucio
Lucio work in Leverkusen outweighs anything Boateng did on individual level in his career.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2023
Amigoss:
Burnaboy album is bleh abi it needs fertilizer to grow on me
Burna last two albums are below par. He is overworked with touring to sit down and write properly. He needs to start outsourcing some of his writing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2023
Shaytun:
In other words underemployment.

What we are dealing with is structural underemployment.

Consider this two scenario.

A graduate that is driving korope/Moruwa but is also looking for better job is described as employed but underemployed.

A graduate that is driving Korope/Moruwa but is not actively looking for other job is described as fully employed.

So if you are informally employed but you are not actively seeking for another job, that means you are fully employed and not underemployed.

So your percentage should fall more in the range f 55-60%
This is why our comparators against developed countries should not be taken at face value

I can argue for both of those scenarios being unemployed or both being employed
.
The benefit system in developed countries is what separates the employed from the unemployed

You essentially have to work over 16 hours a week in developed countries for you to earn a premium better than the benefit system can offer you

So if you have employment that pays less than you would get for 16 hours a week work at minimum wage, you will drop out of your job and claim unemployment benefits

So there is a defined line that separates employed from unemployed which the statisticians can reference against. Anyone working 1 hour per week is doing so voluntarily because they have options via the benefit system. That's why those who work few hours a week in USA constitute less than a percentage point of their labour force.

Now applied to Nigeria, I think a good metric to delineate employed from unemployed should be the minimum wage. If you earn less than minimum wage, you should be classed as unemployed so we can know the true nature of things.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:08pm On Aug 25, 2023
Segedinho:
Reread this time slowly b4 showcasing your dumbness

If 4% of 200m wch is 8m is unemployed then d remaining 192m is deemed employed na..


Abi,you use head knack pillar by mistakehuh? lipsrsealed
Employment denominator excludes kids and pensioners so 200m cannot be the denominator
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:00pm On Aug 25, 2023
sod09:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
grin grin grin

Una still enter women's sector want oppress them

Sarina go win sha. Women players no go vote for man. Even Spain players will vote Sarina grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:57pm On Aug 25, 2023
Shaytun:
2. Exactly!!! Your second point is what we should be debating on, and I echoed that yesterday when the report came out.

It stated that clearly in the report “ The rate of informal employment among the employed Nigerians was 93.5% in Q4 2022 and 92.6% in Q1 2023.

Below is a link to the report you can check it out

https://nigerianstat.gov.ng/download/1241365
Noted.

This shows the true scale of unemployment problem better than the 30+ percent we were declaring earlier

If Nigeria has 96% employment but with 93% of those 96% employed informally, we can hazard a broad guess that 80% of that 93% have no meaningful employment

So 0.8 X 0.93 X 0.96 = 71%

71% unemployment is roughly what we have in a colloquial way of speaking.

That's roughly the true scale of unemployment and the work we have to do in this country
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Believes Missile Inside Russia Likely Shot Down Plane With Prigozhin by Ibime(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2023
ManirBK:
what's US business with another man's dead body who's not a US
citizen.. US should give peace a chance biko. Biden US is so
annoying. There internal security threat is at its high side yet he
nosedives into another people's affair without being call to haba
In Jonathan voice "USA will know"

Since a Russia spokesman lied that Ukraine shot down the plane (thereby using US weapons), it is better to clear all doubts before Russia give a dog a bad name in order to hang it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
But there's still no use keeping him since pochettino doesn't want to him. Almost nobody will pay at least 20m for him in Europe with 9 days to go except he changes his mind to go to saudi.
£20m is just this years portion of his transfer value. His carrying value is still £60m since he has 3 years left on his 5 year contract

So essentially for us not to make loss on a loan deal, someone will need to pay £20m loan fee and carry his full wages. Roma carrying his full wages still leaves a £20m loss.

If we sell him for £60m, we have no loss, if we loan him with £20m loan fee and full salary paid, we have no loss (for this year).

So the £40m they planned to sell him to Saudi for would have included a £20m write off (loss) since it's lower than his carrying value. These are why they keep selling academy players, to offset these losses on Ziyech, Kepa, Lukaku and co
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:23am On Aug 25, 2023
Amoto94:
🚨 According to @DiMarzio - Roma would be prepared to pay 100% of Romelu Lukaku’s wages if he was to join on loan.
That's still an accounting loss of £20m to Chelsea for Lukaku this year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:14am On Aug 25, 2023
Shaytun:
How exactly do you think most countries measure their unemployment rate?

The USA uses the same survey just like Nigeria and other countries, only differences is they measure 60,000 households and Nigeria measure 32,000 households.

The only thing Nigeria did was adopt international ILO standard in measuring unemployment rate, just as other countries are doing. So I don’t exactly know what this your postulation is about.
Let me explain my point to you since you don't get where I'm coming from.

UK uses two methods, unemployment claims and survey

US uses survey with unemployment claims as barometer

If a survey extrapolates a number that contradicts unemployment claims, it will be adjusted. The surveyors already have a limiting factor/frame of reference in unemployment claims. So survey cannot tell you there are only 1 million unemployed if 20 million are claiming benefits. The survey result will be revisited and adjusted if there is a schism between both metrics that doesn't make sense.

What mechanism does Naija have for that? Naija mechanism is simply to call Tunde and Mariachi and ask them if they work at least one hour per week for money.

Secondly, there is little to no informal economy in these countries. In the USA, people in the unemployed number who work few hours per week is a fraction of a percentage. You pick up the phone in Nigeria and call Amaka who sometimes makes chinchin or cake on request and ask her if she works one hour per week, she will say yes, but a material percentage of the "employed figure" in Nigeria falls under this category.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:42am On Aug 25, 2023
Shaytun:
How exactly did we fail the first methodology?
.
You failed the first methodology because you simply don't pay Government unemployment benefits, therefore have no real barometer

So obviously our unemployment is measured by survey, and any survey producing 4% in Nigeria is fit for the dustbin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:30pm On Aug 24, 2023
donjazzet:
Noo just curious. I didn't know that Nigeria had a comic book market. It's rare to have seen a Nigerian child really into comics.
You missed the point bro. That question can only arise if you are looking to buy comics in the 90s cos it's obvious that you and that nigga aren't on speaking terms so I don't see what merits small talk between you.

To answer your question though, some of my classmates bought comics aplenty in the late 80s and 90s especially the ones into drawing. I remember one nigga Eugene that could recreate any comic perfectly right from Primary 2 and always brought new comic to school to sketch out the pictures. That nigga was a genius. So comic was not beyond us, and it wasn't expensive either cos that Eugene no even get money, he was adopted by his aunty who wasn't too well off, but he had new Marvel or DC comic every week. I guess photocopiers reproduced the originals for mass consumption.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:23pm On Aug 24, 2023
Shaytun:
It’s the Global methodology.

It’s what Almost every country on earth is using,
What's that methodology bros?

In most developed countries, they tabulate the number of people collecting Govt unemployment benefits, and they do a survey of tens of thousands of households.

We have already failed on the first methodology. On the second methodology, if the census takers don't chop the money and fake the results, our youths will tell them they are employed while making small chops

I guess these girls making small chops and making N10k per month are employed then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:06pm On Aug 24, 2023
liveLongNprospa:
People dey complain 😂😂
I guess 50m youth employment into the army is no longer required since unemployment is so low.

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