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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
patrickmuf:
You're talking about a club and a team that dominated the league thus it shouldn't be a shocker if their 4th or 5th most important player is better than starters for most team.
Or on the other hand, others were slightly carrying him to the league titles he is using to stake his claim.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:57pm On Apr 11, 2020
hardeycute:
His Church members will disagree with you, the other time on Twitter, they trended "IStandWithPastorChris".
One of my cousin is a top engineer in oil sector. But the guy get mental illness over Pastor Chris. He feel say na Pastor Chris make am hammer, and must make their top tithers list every year where they will be invited for special service and all that nonsense. See the way this guy dey defend this 5G matter for family WhatsApp group, I shock at the way religion dey wash people brain. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:34pm On Apr 11, 2020
@Greatihex and Skimpledawg,

The way top pastors are observing lockdown, it's like they don't want to be called to lay hands on Covid patients. I hope we will not see pastors wearing mask on pulpit when lockdown is lifted cheesy

Health › Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by Ibime(m): 12:20pm On Apr 11, 2020
ornicus:
@ibime, maybe we are starting that long delayed geometric progression..
You only need to watch this video to know we are not immune


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHjFeq-kHwQ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
eph12:
Lampard - 611 apps 177 goals 50 penalties
Scholes - 499 apps 107 goals 1 penalty
Sorry you failed! 32 penalties

Meaning excluding penalties

Lampard 145 goals in 611 = 0.24
Scholes 100 goals in 499 = 0.20

This is despite Scholes playing in a great Manure team all his life, even starting out as a striker, and Lampard wasting his first 6 years in West Ham

Lampard in Chelsea, 147 goals in 429 games. Scholes in Manure 107 goals in 499 games

Scholes 55 assists in 19 years. Lampard nearly double that.

This is why you included Lampard in your 11 because hate cannot trump facts, while many of your fellow Manure fans like larride are leaving out Scholes and including Lampard. Meanwhile no Chelsea fan who watched Vieira and Keane will include Scholes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:18am On Apr 11, 2020
eph12:
We all know how Lampard got there na. No be hate, na facts
How many penalty in his total 177 goals. Bring the facts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:13am On Apr 11, 2020
eph12:
Was he scoring like penalties like his brother lampard too? That's how that one was climbing podiums because of penalties
Top 17 highest scoring players in EPL history are all strikers, except Lampard at no5. You can't argue with excellence. Hateration kee you there.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:04am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
How many appearance for Silva @ Arsenal??

Scholes started as an attacker, was converted to a midfielder
Before Silva, there was Petit and even Edu or Gilles Grimandi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:01am On Apr 11, 2020
larride:
My EPL all time 11 as at today;

Schmeichel

Neville........ Terry....... Vidic.......Evra

Keane... Lampard...Giggs

Ronaldo....Shearer.... Henry
If a Manure fan can leave out Scholes from his team, as many have already done, you know say things done red for Scholes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:54am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
Maybe you will understand now,.... he played deeper than the other midfielders in Arsenal midfield.

And Scholes is a central midfielder
No, Vieira had Petit or Gilberto Silva behind him, same way Scholes had Keane or Butt behind him. They play the exact same position and nobody mentioned Vieira vs Scholes, na only Keane them mention.

Scholes also played behind the striker in his early days and at the top of a 3 man midfield with Veron and Keane behind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:50am On Apr 11, 2020
afrodoc2:
Okay. But that team no balance at all. Abeg put jara. Nobody go accept Ronaldo for wingback. Try find solution to it.
I would rather move Dennis Irwin to his other natural position of right-back than include Neville jare. Playing 11 years at 7/10 consistency does not qualify you to dine with greats. Neville was washed by 2006 so 1995 to 2006 at 7/10 is all he has to show. TAA will overtake him in 2 years max.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:40am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
To make it easy for you

Keane and Viera are defensive midfielders.

Lampard attacking midfielder

Scholes Central midfielder...... ( @45 years old, he will start at Chelsea right now) cheesy cheesy and please dnt make me pull out Scholes statistics and trophies

so no need to compare them.
Vieira was central midfielder oga.

Scholes was attacking midfielder for half his career
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:35am On Apr 11, 2020
afrodoc2:
Lol Neville must enter. Longevity gives him the edge.
So that na why you remove Cashley? How can your cut off your nose to spite your face? cheesy
I have to remove Cashley if I remove Neville

Also I can't leave out any of Vidic, Adams or Terry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:33am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
What i know is that...............no EPL best 11 without Paul Scholes
What I know is that in Scholes prime, we only talk of Keane vs Vieira.

And after they left, we only talked of Lampard vs Gerrard

Scholes has always been a 3rd wheel in midfield and a 5th or 6th wheel in any Manure team in any era

He is deserving of a place on the bench. Top player, but he has neither the statistical records, nor status in his own team to help his argument.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:53am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
All those players are not CENTRAL MIDFIELDERS...........that is what you face, if you play among stars
Lampard, Keane, Vieira and Gerrard are central midfielders and have always been top 3 players in their team, if not the top player for many seasons.

There is no way you sneak a Scholes who has never been a top 3 or top 5 player in his own team into an EPL 11. It is only longevity that is counting for him cos there is an element of carry-along in his career if he was never one of the top go-to guys in his own team in 20 years of playing football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Godx:
I was surprised the amount of people putting Keane over Vieira.
The only EPL trophy that Arsenal won over Manure in Keane's prime was in 2001. In 1998, Keane missed the whole season with injury.

Keane was a boss. They know him in Turin and SanSiro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:42am On Apr 11, 2020
Expert17:
No EPL best 11 without Scholes....
Scholes has never been a top 3 or sometimes top 5 player in his own team.

In mid 90s, Cantona, Giggs, Keane, Schmeichel were above him.

In late 90s, Keane, Beckham, Giggs, Yorke, Schmeichel were above him

In early 2000s, RVN, Giggs, Keane, Beckham were above him

Mid-late 2000s, Ronaldo, Giggs, Rooney, Vidic were above him.

You can't join EPL all-time 11, having not been the top 3 player for your team in any era.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:34am On Apr 11, 2020
afrodoc2:
Your team dey very unbalanced o. Ronaldo and Giggs at wingback?
They should manage it like that. I can't leave out those guys just to add Man Utd version of Azpilicueta
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:14am On Apr 11, 2020
My team. . . . 3-5-2

____________Schmeichel

_____Vidic___Adams___Terry

______________Keane

Ronaldo___Lampard___Vieira_____Giggs

___________Shearer____Henry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:09am On Apr 11, 2020
odizeey:
In my opinion, Ronaldo has to be included. Not only did he win the world best, he also won the premier league best twice. How many did his contenders win?
THIS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:57am On Apr 11, 2020
afrodoc2:
RB: Neville, Ivanovic
LB: Cashley, Evra
CB: Adams, Ferdinand, Stam, Terry, Carvalho, Vidic
MD: Keane, Scholes, Vieira, Lampard, Gerrard, Makalele
FW: Shearer, Giggs, Henry, Rooney, Ronaldo, Aguero
Gerrard never won EPL. He even slipped when handed last chance saloon.

If Gerrard should be a contender for midfield, them Hyppia can arguably be a contender in defence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
Expert17:
Shearer is there only because of his record goals....

Giggs should be there because of his record assists, appearance, title, scoring in 20 straight season, expliot on the wing....

As for Roy keane....maybe you want me to move lampard....because i can't bench Scholes for anybody.
Shearers goal record puts him far and above anyone else. You would need to score 26 league goals 10 years in a row to match him. You have a recency bias because Shearer in the 1990s is untouchable, which is probably the same reason you left out Keane.

Scholes must chop bench. You can't drop Keane or Lampard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:30pm On Apr 10, 2020
Expert17:
Schmeichel

G.neville. Terry. Ferdinard. A.cole

Ronaldo. Scholes. Lampard. Giggs

Shearer. Henry.
You can't not have Keane there.

If you're talking Premier League, the first 3 names on the list are Shearer, Henry, then Keane
Health › Re: 17 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 305, 7 Deaths, 58 Discharged by Ibime(m): 10:59pm On Apr 10, 2020
Jack500:
We will soon reach the peak, after which the curve will start going down.

We will overcome.

They will most likely extend this lockdown, then hunger will now start dealing with people.

China, thunder fire u people
What is peak for a country of 200million people? Certainly not the numbers we are seeing now.

Also don't read much into that peak talk. That's for politicians to sell numbers.

When New York peak finish, Baltimore go start just like when Lagos gets past peak, Abuja go start, then Kaduna etc. Every LG has its own individual peak. Just because country has past peak does not mean it is Uhuru for everybody in that country. We still have to monitor our local situation more expediently than the country's peak.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:53pm On Apr 10, 2020
Expert17:
Any EPL all time 11, without Ryan Giggs is a joke....
Giggs or Ronaldo, choose one.

Giggs can't shake out Henry on the other wing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:51pm On Apr 10, 2020
Godx:
Ronaldo has no business in an all time premier league 11?
I believe he is the first and only player to win WPOTY while playing in EPL. That deserves a spot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:49pm On Apr 10, 2020
PDPGuy:
What is your all-time premier league 11?
Remove Aguero for Henry as a start.

Also don't agree with G Neville at RB, although I can't pinpoint one consistently great RB to replace him at this point.

Vidic must also play. Comot Ferdinand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
@ornicus, this is the sort of hidden stuff I meant. Even in Abuja sef. In UK, we have to send our stats every morning at 9.30am including no of admissions, no of deaths, no requiring oxygen, no requiring ICU, no of delayed transfers etc. This is how all those stats are collated, including forecasts of ICU usage and whether UK will have enough ICU capacity at peak etc.


Read below from Abuja private hospital:


Hi @NCDCgov, there’s a case of POSSIBLE COVID-19 death in Kubwa, Abuja, that you need to look into. A concerned neighbour of the deceased had spoken to your officials thrice without getting satisfactory results; that’s why we’re escalating.

When this elderly couple returned from the UK, they refused to self-isolate — much to the chagrin of their neighbours. One neighbour called one of your lines; the call was answered by a lady who promised that NCDC staff show up at the location the following day but this never happened.

Yesterday evening, the woman (name deliberately concealed for now) was confirmed dead. She had been sick and had been receiving treatment at a private hospital. Again, this neighbour reached your official on 080097000010 but the lady who answered the call — as well as another who called back with a private number — didn’t see the need for a visit.

Now, the neighbours of the deceased are extremely apprehensive. They want a post-mortem to ascertain the cause of her death. If it’s COVID–ve, it means they can finally have peace. And if it’s positive, it’s an opportunity for early onset of contact tracing to limit potential spread.

The neighbour who contacted you has authorised me to supply her details if you indeed want to treat this case. We know you’re doing well already, please, but there’s just more work to be done.���
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:52am On Apr 10, 2020
afrodoc2:
LMAO. He came here to quote Robert Kiyosaki of all people. The godfather of snake-oil salesmen.

Your boy don fill him brain with conspiracy theories there is no space left for logic, rational thinking, or common sense.
I had just watched the Facebook version of this video before reading that nonsense he typed. Real young people are dying and someone in Aba is thinking this is a joke to be played around with conspiracy theories and encouraging people not to get vaccine because of Bill Gates. I thank God for Bill Gates, who has saved tens of thousands of lives with his vaccines throughout Africa, and who has spent enormous resources on finding a cure for malaria to save more, yet someone will be sitting in Aba smearing his name because of what he read from David Icke.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHjFeq-kHwQ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On Apr 09, 2020
Griffon:
When you read something you don't understand, pause, ask questions and do your own research.

If I'd written these very words in this tweet below, some well-spoken dudes would've rushed in to lecture me on political correctness.

But here's Robert Kiyosaki, bestselling author of RICH DAD, POOR DAD.

Na PLANNEDDEMIC e call am o. Oya, all those who term everything they don't know as Conspiracy Theory, over to you.
Oga, if you no gree take Coronavirus vaccine, stay 2 metres away from me.

Kiyosaki has long been a joke. A joke who long went broke and became a snake-oil salesman on Facebook.

What is the difference between this nonsense and those Northern Imams who told their people Polio vaccine is a Western conspiracy against Islam?

Which world do you live in to think countries will decimate their economies, USA will lose 17 million jobs in one month (almost twice the great depression) just to achieve your frigging Bill Gates vaccine theory. Na only Bill Gates waka come?

As if you are not walking around here with Tuberculosis, Measles and Polio vaccine in your blood right now. So we shouldn't get Coronavirus vaccine because Griffon thinks it's a Bill Gates conspiracy. What next, a 5G conspiracy?

Grow up, and stick this trash in the dustbin where it belongs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
ornicus:
It's not the stats Im reading, it's the absence of deaths.
Nigerians are not practicing any social distancing. We can't. This virus has been here since beginning of March. It has had enough time to spread. But people are not dying in the streets of Lagos yet. That is what I have been expecting but it simply hasn't happened

The moment anyone positive touched down in an airport, the spread from that one person... Customs will shake you down. You drop cash. That cash will travel between so many hands. You are moving your luggage. You drop cash again. Another round of hands. The people you interact with in the airport take danfo home. Five people per seat. A lot of them go to multi occupancy flats or face me I face you. The virus has been travelling among us for the last three weeks. Even Buhari, who I was 95% sure would catch it from kyari seems Hale and hearty. I don't know what it is. You are originally a maths guy, so what do you think the random variable is in a country with a life expectancy of 50?

Add our brothers in the east who would have been moving goods to sell during Xmas, and the virus may have been with us since December.

My index for measurement is not cases, it is deaths.
How many people have the virus now and how many are at death stage which is about 3 weeks from initial infection.

Believe it or not, probably 2 million people have caught it in UK as of today. That is when you start to see the 1,000 deaths per day stats.

Nigeria infected people is still in the early tens of thousands. So you are still far away from seeing real deaths.

By the time infected people reach 1million, you will start to notice it, although I suspect you will still not see it in media cos it will be grossly underreported in the media. I expect more than 90% of Nigerian Covid deaths to go unreported. If someone dies in a village in Taraba, you will not see it on NCDC stats. Those NCDC stats you are seeing is primarily from the richer areas of Lagos and Abuja.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:16pm On Apr 09, 2020
thorrvik55:
Door to door with questionnaires??

I was thinking it would even be door to door testing...
grin grin grin

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