₦airaland Forum

theButterfly:
She should dump your ass

Yes, serves him right

kay29000:
Yea, Nas was always high around 1994-1998.

ornicus:
it is- i a telling you to come and sit in my farm
i don't know what is funny about that
you like farm work?

ornicus:
wetin dey laff you

konkonbilo:
Iyawo wa

nuelyoyo:
I am not Yoruba, but I can speak it fluently, I can even pray with Yoruba.

ornicus:
Oya omoge wa joko Lori oko agba

MariaLavina:
Yes

Craig24:
You're introverted, and it's fine. However, girls detest introverts a whole lot.

MariaLavina:
Those guys are romantically devilish, they are my people sha.

MariaLavina:
Lol, my hands no dey o. Just wear correct armor round that heart.

b0rn2fuck:
i miss this babe

MsBella:
Turmeric rice and fried fish and chicken. Roast corn and pear.

chasers:
C4_KITCHEN

Breakfast

B without BB is like a train without an engine.... No B without BB

PDPGuy:
Thai noodles with duck

stillmaticOG:
Breakfast

oweniwe:
I'm adult nah. Over help dey worry her.

Wouldn't you be embarrassed of you mom wants to be washing your clothes, including underwears?

One morning she empty my wardrobe outside to wash the clothes... I sharply follow her collect my clothes back... She hold my knicker... We start dragging my clothes... When i tire i left the shirts and trousers with her but removed boxers.

Na so i go work o... Come back home to see the boxers in the sun on the clothes line

That moment, i thank God say i no dey wear pata

essenceplus:
And y'all crave for equality. You netter take care of that King well and give him some quality wet bpoty lap dance whenever he's low.

oweniwe:
When you're watching a good movie on your laptop in bed, it's inevitable

essenceplus:
Oh rily. I heard you learnt to change your car tires. Yipee

oweniwe:
@ ibkayee your own better.

My mama own plenty...

If mosquito bite her, it is witchcraft mosquito

If thunder sound outside, it is devil

Every elderly woman from our village who is her mate or older is either in occult or is a witch

All young girls are suspected thieves because her skirt got missing after some neighbours told her "my girlfriend" came to visit. Skirt she has not worn in 5 years. From then on If any female friend comes to visit me, she will run to lock her wardrobe and hide the keys

If i have cattarh early morning, village witches sent it to me, she will start praying seriously

Every now and then out of the blue, she will bring cup of bitter agbo/herbs and start preaching/lecturing on how it will make my body strong gbam.... If i refuse to drink it, she will start passing side remarks that i am disobedient child.

I go dey enjoy my sleep for midnight only to be woken up with her hands all over my body praying God knows what prayers

Im forbidden from placing laptop on my lap or any part of my body while charging it because electricity can shock me. If i ignore her, she will go turn off the wall socket say i no dey hear word.

Illiteracy is very bad thing... Especially when mixed with spirikoko

essenceplus:
More like four days. Or have I been too busy offline not to notice? Cause its typically bottles against nails here y'all at each other's throat while you ibkayee keep your tongue in cheek with that look on your do looking at how the fights would progress

essenceplus:
Chilling. Funny its been a while no gender e-fights
I'm surprised