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Where has the father been since? If he wanted to be involved in his daughter’s life he would’ve had the utmost privilege to do so

Greenfaces:
its a private part though. Atleast thats what it used to be until your generation came along

E mabinu, I wasn’t aware we were in your chapel

1Sharon:
If the men are not rich, how is it possible that they can do this? How far will a poor man's salary go??

Are you minding them? Sole providers oshi

No downsides at all, everything is great and perfect

Ofunaofu:
We commend the South West governors for creating Amotekun

But the fact must be laid bare here that Tinubu never supported the formation of Amotekun
He blatantly refused to lend his support because he didn't want to offend the Northerners because Amotekun was going to go after the killer fulani herdsmen and bandits killing and kidnapping people in the entire south west

All these was because of his dead on arrival life long ambition of becoming the president of Nigeria

Exactly

Emir01:
That's why we are introducing Asiwaju to federal. Akerodolu e. t.c have a role to play l.

What has 'Asiwaju' got to do with anything? Wasn't he even against its formation in Lagos State? Or at least, his calculated silence concerning its establishment was very loud

This is reassuring

ZombieSlayer1:
Tiktok algorithm shows you videos based on the type of videos you watch. Mine, for example, shows me more of content relating to wildlife, family guy tv show and rick & morty tv show because those are the content i usually like on the app.
If yours show you more of pornlike content, you need to check youself

Lmaooo

They're not banning tiktok from the US, just banning it from being installed on government mobile devices, which I don't think is unreasonable.

I'm surprised the app was even able to get downloaded in the first place, isn't that basic security

Blackfire:
Rubbish list





Where is Nigeria

Don't think Nigeria is even amongst the top 10 richest countries in just Africa (GDP per capita)

erico2k2:
Oh yeh legal go without saying we don spend 22 years ontop this mater

Good good

erico2k2:
Initial savings?
I know howmuch I saved between 2001 to 2008 to get a mortgage at that time, so do not underxtimate the will n mind power.

Ok well if you somehow have initial savings of £135k, you should be fine and dandy. A 40% deposit will put you in a good place

Don't forget money for legal fees too (£2-10k)

erico2k2:
Its easy for a person with such salary to borrow, it all adds up. People who own these houses in such rate are on that salary bracket

The max a £60k earner can borrow from a bank for a mortgage in the UK is £270k (depending on his credit), ok let's say he has a 10% deposit already (£45k) where will he easily borrow the remaining £135k from?

Probably spent it on nonsense

pocohantas:
The day I made this comment on IG, they almost lynched me.

I'm not surprised, very disturbing trend

GloriousGbola:
Depends on the state. They take it seriously in lagos, though las Las everyone dey look for settlement. You can probably do a dog and pony show where you pay some actual teachers to show up for accreditation day, then back to status quo.

Two or three governors have actually tried to sort out the issue of quack and incompetent teachers but it became a populist issue. Wicked government sacking breadwinners etc

You want an idea of just how fked most of these lower cadre private schools are - the proprietor of a school up north kidnapped, ransomed and murdered one of the kids in his school.

Good grief

GloriousGbola:
Anyone can start a school in thier backyard, and plenty of people do. The schools just above your local govt school pay that much. And they are also a last resort for the most desperate. Example I remember some dude who for reasons did not graduate. Next thing he found his way to one of those schools.

Stupid question coming but are they accredited?

What the hell is going on with this epidemic of women maiming/killing their house helps?? Why is a 9 year old a house help in the first place??

Jokerman:
Until Nigerian schools stop paying 15k to Masters degree graduate, maybe that will reduce

Per month?

So you're telling us that the way to get your kids to not think you're a deadbeat dad is by not being a deadbeat dad?

I haven't been ice skating in so long, the place looks a bit crowded though how did you manage?

ednut1:
the mods should ban all these clowns. Frustrated they could not japa

Nah he used to live in the UK and actually japa'd back to Nigeria

He exaggerates a bit sometimes but he's mostly trolling

sukkot:
for a white yob who has great credit and most likely has 10 credit cards with credit limits of 10k on each meaning he has access to cash of 100k on credit. so you see ? its not the sixty grand he is depending on as a white guy ? but as a white trucker who most likely is an independent contractor he has most likely established great relationships with banks and credit companies and has access to hundreds of thousands of credit facilities. but a naija man with zero credit facility trying to survive on just sixty thousand pounds ? and he has wife and children ? he go chop cold baked beans tayaaaaaaa with mouldy bread walahiiiiii talahiiiiiii dan boro uba shege

Lmaooo

Ok you have a point

I was thinking £60k for an individual

ednut1:
council tax is also not 2k for that band. Many of the amounts you stated are also false. You are anti japa why are you still in this section Go for deliverance

Lmao don't mind sukkot

sukkot:
but the man is correct now, 60k a year is small now. alright lets do the math on that.

so at that salary you are on 40 percent tax bracket. so your take home is 40k. so this type of salary job you can only get in london so rent is like 2000 a month. thats 24k gone. we have 16 k left

council tax is 2k. 14k left
transportation lets say 1k for the year. 13 k left
water light and gas lets say 200 a month thats lets say 2k a year. thats 11 k left
feeding lets say 100 a week thats 6k . we left with five thousand

phone bill and internet lets say 1k. we left with 4k
clothing and haircuts lets say 2k a year we left with 2k
childrens nanny and childcare thats like 4k a year. NOW ALL MONEY IS FINISHED AND WE RUNNING ON NEGATIVE

MISCELLANEOUS LETS SAY 2K. NOW WE ON MINUS 4000 POUNDS

SEND MONEY HOME TO NAIJA LETS SAY 2000. NOW WE ON MINUS SIX THOUSAND POUNDS

TRUTHFULLY YOU NEED A SALARY OF 100 THOUSAND POUNDS TO SURVIVE LONDON OR ELSE NA STRUGGLEVILLE FOR YOU AND THATS GAME . THATS A NIGGA KEEPING IT REAL WITH YOU

Weren’t you calling 50k ‘not too shabby’ the other day?

60k is not big baller money but it is enough to live a decent lifestyle in London.

It also depends on who the money is covering, since you included childcare expenses, there’s a large chance there will be additional money coming from the partner on top of that £60k

They will not be suffering this guy

GloriousGbola:
Na naija we dey. The seller has factored the professional into the equation and has the man's settlement packaged. Unless you already have a very good relationship with the guy you are carrying to inspect the car, you are still effed

Fair enough, that was definitely my 'abroad' privilege talking lol

Cheap labour

UK citizens are moving abroad to get away from the 'difficult' students and poor pay for more lucrative opportunities, or just changing careers

Teachers from Africa are being imported to fill this gap

APC will not win, God willing

But most people on your list are commercial lol

I noticed some of these things

pocohantas:
You see that food ehn? It took a lot of discipline to wean myself of junks and carbonated drinks.

Carbonated drinks are my kryptonite