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I sabi this joe guy for university of ibadan.

Its called coprophilia.
Perculiar to the Arabs

Awesome

Yankee101:
The solution to Nigerian corruption is automation. Compulsory integrity

and automation means lesser jobs right?

Go for a short term insurance savings plan.....FBN insurance, axa mansard, regency alliance......etc
They will force debit your account monthly and pay u back after a year with a little interest.

this film na new film? cos i nor dey watch old movies ooo

Good heavens I thought I was the only one having a hard time to sleep knowing this senator has just bagged a democracy award

I can smell blood and measles.... but people hardly believe this feat of mine

ojun50:
Op i just return from work, let me sleep first i will come back to give you advice,,,,,, bt for the main time just knw that yr are nt normal

walahi my ribs wan crack

The pleasure is definitely mine.
KEEP SOUNDING IT BOSS!!!!

ubunja:
Definately First to Comment. For obvious reasons.

Edit: Someone beat me to FTC. Damn.

Brotherman it gives me, and others like me working tirelessly to rebuild men to their former glory as Kings, unlimited joy and satisfaction to be of service to you this way. We feel our efforts appreciated and we know it's not all in vain. It's a sweet feeling brother.


Stay blessed and let's push ahead and push back the rising tide of Simping threatening our gender.

God bless

Davash222:
Send him money to appreciate him and stop all these long notes.

BRO, if I were to pay him for the pleasure I experienced this previous weekends, I'd probably be exhausting my 'armed robber salary'.

cheers

Dear Ubunja,

I stumbled upon your thread titled 'The under-utilized girlfriend' last friday and I must confess, its a life saver.
I used to think my girlfriend was the shy not-so-sexually adventurous type until I read and heeded to your school of thoughts highlighted in that thread just like a student takes the first classes of his major courses seriously after a woeful previous semester. Prior then, our sexual life was more monotonous than a commercial tri-cycle driver's trip, who has sworn and bent on shuttling between Obalende to CMS, leaving all other routes unexploited till Jesus comes and nothing close to satisfactory, she never initiates sex whether she's Hot or not, she pulls no stunts on her own unless I ask.. I work and she schools, so she only comes around during the weekends. we would have one round of sex during each night she spent....same styles in the same bed, same time same station every week as if its Daddy freeze's popular program on Cool FM, which in most cases, I ended up coming quicker than 911 in white neighbourhoods, prolly owing to accumulated horniness and boring monotonous pattern of sex. So after I read the through the thread, I wore your words on confidently like a SARS corporal would wear his bulletproofed vest before a yahoo boys raid and I awaited her visit for the weekends as usual, I guess you already know what happened....almost immediately after penetration, my spermatazoa burst lose in a blink and I wasnt ashamed about it unlike the previous encounters. So I hastily flipped through the pages of that thread in my head faster than an exam cheat would browse through pages he had hid in the restroom after he finally got the quick toilet break he has been requesting for.....I opened my mind to her explicitly, there,by letting her know my sexual fantasies while I stylishly blamed her lackadaisical attitude for my poor bed performances just like Arsenal fc blamed Arsene Wenger before he was fired. I also highlighted few sexual adventures that I enjoyed with my ex which i never experienced with her till that moment and I used that medium to stylishly give my ex some accolades which PMB never gave Nigerian youths in a bid to bruise her little ego and set her mind towards a competition without an opponent. To cut the story short, I pretended to be pissed and I fell asleep.
After few minutes into the dreamland, I woke up to a wet and pleasurable feeling below the belt, I opened my eyes and to my utter surprise, I finally woke up to see my preeq in somebody's daughter's mouth after almost one solid year. my joy knew no bounds like a German intending immigrant finally receiving the long awaited 'visum' as I stared at my preeq having a good time like a mom gazes at her toddler taking it's first step.
We had three rounds of splendid romp that night and another long quickie in the day while my door room was opened as my cousins were playing around the kitchen (which her churchmind would never have agreed to do without my previous night's protest), then more rounds of mindblowing sexual activities till she finalLy left on Sunday evening. And thats how ubunja made my weekends

Ubunja is a LEGEND!!!!

ubunja:
On Scantily Dressed Women.


PROLOGUE
What goes through your mind when you see a scantily dressed woman? What are your thoughts on females who walk about half nàkéd?

If you are an average guy chances are you think a scantily dressed girl is ready to be fully nàkéd. You think, with just a little push, she'll drop the remainder of her clothes and stand in the nude, ready for the sex. And if you're a real lowlife, you may even think she's begging to be raped.

But see, you have it backwards.

It's actually the opposite.

ALMOST NÀKÉD BUT NOT WILLING TO GO FULLY NAKED.
Ever seen how scantily dressed women are surprisingly a hard nut to crack? How, despite being practically nàkéd, they've no patience for any man trying to get them nàkéd. How they readily shoot down, without mercy, any man who tries any funny business?

A provocatively dressed woman knows every whistle, every hello and every favour is because of what she's displaying. And she's displaying what she's displaying for the favours, the hellos and the whistles. Not the sex.

The favours, hellos and whistles together make up what is called Attention. Attention is E V E R T H I N G to a woman.


THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A SCANTILY DRESSED WOMAN.
The less clothes a woman is wearing on the street the less your chances of actually getting her nàkéd because the more a woman seeks to turn you on OUTSIDE the bedroom, the more she seeks to get what she wants from you OUTSIDE the bedroom.

The more scantily dressed a girl is on the street the harder she is to actually sleep with because the more revealing a girl is dressed the more she wants you to think sex is on offer because the more you think sex is on offer the easier it is to get things from you. WITHOUT having to actually have sex with you.

That is; the closer a girl is to being nàkéd on the street, the more she profits without having to actually get fully nàkéd because every guy tells himself "just a little push and I'll fvck her!". That "little push" is favours, drinks, lifts etc.

The more a woman knows she can turn you on outside the bedroom she knows the more she can get from you without having to go inside the bedroom with you. The more a man is impressed by a woman's body the less a woman will try to impress him with her pussy. Her work is already done. Pussy is a weapon of last resort reserved for men who have proved immune to everything else.

If a woman turns you on in public she'll seek to get the most she can out of you IN PUBLIC, without having to go private with you. The more she can turn you on by her dressing she knows the more she can get out of you without having to take off her dress.

THE POWER OF THE PROMISE OF SEX.
Women use sex to get what they want from men. But because men overvalue sex, a lot of the times men start giving stuff to women and doing things for them on the PROMISE of sex. To men the promise of sex is as valuable as the sex itself.

This is a loophole in the male psyche that women take advantage of.

If making men believe they'll get laid gets men to agree to women's demands, then there's little reason for women to give the sex itself once the demands have been met. The PROMISE is enough. It gets the job done.

That promise, mind you, is never spoken but implied. In dress and manners. Because men think a scantily dressed woman is looking for sex thus, a hitchhiking woman dresses provocatively to get a lift. A thirsty woman acts like a cheap ho ready to go home with any man who buys her a drink. They both act like they're ready for sex. And acting on that act the men start doing the women favours. A free lift and free drinks are given. After the favours have been done and the men demand the women uphold their (implied) end of the bargain the women give the treacherous answer: "Oh but I didn't say do this for me and I'll give you sex!".

The men feel cheated. True, no verbal promises were made. But as with almost everything in sex, it was IMPLIED. The promises were implicit not explicit. And so after the promises got the jobs done, the women see no need to fulfill the promises. This angry men then endeavour to take by force what they believe they were promised. And rape happens.

But you know better: Women dress scantily for Attention and for Favours. Sex is the last thing they'll give you.


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Be careful what you pray for bro. That nigga would have cheered himself with no iorta of remorse if he had carried out a successful operation with his cohorts.

Jamorezzi:
I feel for the young man. I pray you are out of there soon and truly change as you promise .

Nigga, you are so underrated.
#RedPillPower

with all due respect, this story seems too spontaneous to be true..

BIGGIE121:
We are on the same page bro, i love big bum bum as well ,
seriously this kind of obessesion is a difficult one to stop,

I actually know there are niggas out there who love big a$$es too but trust me my own situation is alarming

won ti lo pata eleyi oo

blesskewe:
Ur case tire me



No offense

e tire meself.

gyweguihuhuienuis

shortgun:
Ok let me give u guys the answer.
Here is the message she sent.

My grtest achievement in lyf so far will be my ability 2 convince u dat we re made 4 each oda, nd my chief want in lyf is some1 lyk u hu can inspire me 2 be wat God has created me 2 be. i love u.

Look very well at the construction of this massage, it doesn't have a girly feel.
The massage has a masculine character written all over it. When I got the message from her this morning I laughed my ass out.
This massage is composed by a pussy ass Nigger ;Dwho have been on her matter for a while, I think he has not tasted the kitty yet only assuming here but he is working very hard for it.
A girl doesn't text this way
No emotion, no trying to play victim, no trying to make me feel guilt
Only a guy who thinks the world starts n ends between a girls legs will type this kind of massage.

My verdict: She received the massage from a guy, she thinks the massage is sweet and convincing.
She copied and sent it to me.

I don't think so, that message looks more like a quote dubbed from the internet or a book of love messages.

This should rather be a blessing.
B*tch needs no preeq

dear werey,
be advised that its not the ho* texting u, its the nigga!
This happened to a friend some years back in C-town.

You dumb as fvck.....If I were Gbenga....Imma beat you the hell outta my life.

Only a serious relationship with a yoruba demon can do a girl like this

DAramis:
If actually what you wrote is really true from the historical point of view, the whole thing made sense to me.
Never knew that the name is associated with a great worrior who inadvertently lost out...

Afonja is a legend down the historical lane of Ilorin. The fable explains why Ilorin has diversified ethnics of some yoruba and hausa tribes.
Till now, 'AFONJA' is the royal title for Ilorin Kingdom...something like 'Afonja of Ilorin' as we have 'Sultan of Sokoto'.

DaFlash:

walahi this pic dey shock my dick

cheap

whoelse has been waiting for this post to be deleted?

This news brings me intense joy...Free lunch for my team members at work today.