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I thought you people said its only muslims that are paedophiles..I guess these ones up here are budhists.....Eyin oloribuu

Oya dem recalcitrant bet9ja and whatsapp porn re.tards....food is served.

That one go hard ooo

was double dating....took romantic pictures with A and B found them. I lied that it was a long time ago but B was smart a$$, she quickly reminded me that I just bought the cloth I took the pictures with. ...chai!! common sense left me when I needed it the most. idiot

You folks have started with your bankworkers hate thingy, jobless people will be like bank job no be work!! bank job nor be work!!, but when banks publish graduate trainee job adverts, y'all will slam their portals with miilions of y'all's dirty looking generic CVs with fasting and prayer and start to fidget in front of HRs when invited for ordinary panel interview and thats if y'all managed to manoeuvre through aptitude tests.
Yeah bank work is stressful, insecure and can put you on edge, but the pay, experience and exposure are all worth it....Contract staffing is under-remunerated unarguably but it has pulled a lot of folks out of the streets.... I work as an analyst in a very respected department of a highly reputable bank's head office and the experience and lessons ain't cheap. Bank job has been favourable financially for me, i got my apartment in lagos within a year, I cloth myself with nice outfits, even though i had not more that 5 round necks and no shirt before I got a bank appointment , I evn met my girlfriend while I was working in my previous bank work in a branch level and above all, I have made momma proud quite a number of times. However, I have contingency plans should incase my job stops loving me.
For a jobless youth, 'bank job nor be work' is too big for your mouth. I even earn more than some civil servants and dem 'over sabi' lecturers back in school.
I graduated 2016, I have barely spent 2 years in the field. I have worked as a marketer, digital sales executive and as a user access management analyst that I am today and I can say I am a better man than when I was running up and down trying to make business product deliveries, depending solely on the proceeds back then.
Bank work is work i beg, as a youth without much financial responsiblity, live within your means, plan for contigencies, obtain professional certifications, learn skills/foreign languages and above all, do some side hustles, save money while at the job no matter how big/small you earn.

Be a man!

Finnese001:
I was only abused when i was like 5 to 6 yrs, there is this hanty in our yard because it's a public house, whenever my mum is not around she will take me in and force me to lick her pvssy even when i refused, she will threaten to tell my mum

abiolamitodun:
to me only through the means of drugs...but am wondering how a lady would drug a guy who's weak and conscious and the guy would still have erection?

Very possible, erection doesn't only happen when there's a urge.

ornicus:
blackmail the chick and knack her
then find a way of letting the guy know you knacked her.
as the girl na confam olosho, it is a matter of price
your price is your feigned silence
he is sha not your close friend so it is not betrayal matter.

I have been waiting for a comment like this.....Guess I'm not the only ruthless nigg in this world.

Dont save her, she dont wanna be saved. (J. Cole 2014)
#NOSAVINGHOs

Penisinpenisout:
Fvck, this Spectre is so beautiful.

she's fvckn hawtt

SageMK:
Capitalize on the situation and learn. Just take a seat and watch things unfold. You now get to witness how deceptive and manipulative women can be first hand.

This man said it all.....it's either you watch closely, place her on parole and learn or you spill your emotions in the air and be the loser cos she aint yours nomore bro.
Now is the time to milk her body for all she's got and dont forget to chase success cos that would be your ultimate revenge. In this life, prey or you get preyed.

Don't save her, she dont wanna be saved..........J. cole (2014)

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]The human skin is far too thick and complex to be an absorbent of every solute or solvent imaginable unlike those of insects which the sniper is formulated to kill....Insects breath via their skin, sniper compounds help to mess this breathing process up very efficiently thus guarantee their quick demise. That isn't the same with humans.....Unless Sniper in its aerosol form is exposed to softer inner cavity tissues e.g membranes of the alveoli, bronchi ext...God help you if you are asthmatic.That is why you get serious cough and catarrh when exposed to sniper in a room. [/color]

True

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]What a bunch of bollocks....She might have suffered respiratory allergies exacerbated by the close proximity of the sniper to her nose....She suffered asphyxiation in her sleep.[/color]

Yeah, probably coupled with the fact that the substance was absorbed into her system via the hair pores on the scalp

.........mere baseless words.

And guess what again? Boko-haram insurgents after viewing this wonder post, just retreated back home on their way to wreck massacre in one Bornu village again.

Acidosis:
You don't condemn Bet Naija enthusiasts (main sponsors of BBN), [/b]but you condemn BBN viewers for voting for the rich?[/b]

You nor get sense I swear. Weyrey


Quote me again, and I will teach you the lessons you failed to learn at home.

when did i condemn the poor voting? na me be op? or you don blind join wetin dey do you......
I mean......who the bleep is this guy?
You need intensive rehabilitation


c'mon stop quoting me...

Acidosis:
LMAO


I'm not juxtaposing Soccer and BBN. I'm merely comparing hopeless soccer fans (I mean the poor ones) with the so called "poor" BBN viewers. I believe you're literate enough to understand and read the title of the thread again.


The same bet Naija you hopeless cunts waste your monies is the main sponsor of the "trashy" BBN.

Dem take your money which you f00lishly gave in anticipation of becoming the next C. Ronaldo to sponsor the so called trashy BBN

Don't you see you ma.d bro? The OP is right after all, na poor soccer fans sponsored BBN, thanks to Bet Naija. As you no get sense, dem teach you sense.

this quote of yours is no different from holding down the spacebar button on your device for 10 seconds.........did you even type? I see no letters, just space.

I thought I could educate you by trying to rekindle your dead braincells when i saw you ooze all those crappy sentences that you must have thought would be savagery, but guess what, I was wrong.......your words show how lilliputian your level of reasoning is....the way your common sense is fizzling out like a candle on its last chunk of wax leaves me bamboozled.
FYI, I adhere to my spiritual doctrines against gambling, so i dont practice such, I still dont condemn people that do though.
Your relative haste into tagging people you never met before with the word 'broke' shows how bitterly you have been raised with little or no finances. And for the fact that you think only the poor gamble exhibits your utmost mental re.tardness.
Apparently, its waste of time exchanging words with u just like Its of no use hanging a gold chain around a pig's neck

Somebody kick this emotionally unstable kid outta here, this is not a child support group.

Acidosis:
Let me not talk too much but the average BBNaija viewer is better than viewers of Champions League, FA Cup, etc.


Footballers like Messi and Ronaldo are made Billionnaires yet extremely broke Okada riders park their bikes after making N500 to watch billionnaires do their thing. Some of you hopeless hypocrites pay as much as N200 (from the N500 o) to watch billionnaire footballers

The hopeless ones amongst you even fight on top billionnaire matter and the extremely hopeless ones use the remaining change in Bet Naija Shops!

I'm no fan of BBN (and in fact, I stopped cable subscription since February) but to the best of my knowledge, BBN viewers can afford a television, data, recharge card to vote and a cable subscription. They don't run to slums to vote, they do it in their homes.
That's an achievement

Better than running helter skelter to watch billionnaire footballers do their thing in slums because majority of their Nigerian fans can't afford dstv subscription.

You almost made sense!!
So you, in your infinitessimal understanding of sports would think of juxtaposing soccer side by side with the messed up BBN?
Listen well kiddo, every nigga sweating their balls off the game of soccer has a thing to gain. They love soccer, they play the game and i see nothing bad in enthusiasts paying to see better soccer players do the damn thing. Sport has united countries (Iran and USA who are supposed to be blowing each other's a*ses off with nuclear weapons could be seen engaging in a 90-minute unity) just for entertainment.
Is it about the knowledge? I can tell a plethora of people that got to know countries and their capitals, locations of different nations/cities around the world from the knowledge tapped from sports.
Is it about the money? sports has its ministry in every nation dude....the 9jabet you just talked down on has made a behemoth number of people rich.......People have left the shores of this shithole nation for greener pasture in sports' account......I can go on and on.
Sport is excercise, sport is even practised at every level of education, you yourself must have either been a partaker or a cheerer.
I can go on and on.....................But I'll keep the remaining points till the next time you decide to type shi* again on this sport matter.

Retard!!!

deep

wethebest:
Let's see how d nnpc recruitment unfolds. Ppl will still come here to share their experience

.....I've seen hommies resume as graduate trainees in NNPC with their relatives' influence, the only recruitment process they went through was their application on the portal. Even my childhood friend got CBN entry level employment about 2 years ago, he didnt go through any recruitment sh*t...wake up bro, this aint some make-believe.

I dont think its necessary to meddle in people's crappy way of lives, especially when it doesn't really affect the next door neighbour.....its none of anybody's business if people choose to deteriorate their level of intelligence and jeopardize their value of time.
My net period of watching the series ever since its genesis cant sum up to an hour if accumulated...in those cerebrum-toturing moments, I could feel my sense crawl out of me in agony. That was me though, I guess God made us differently.

pansophist:
It was only yesterday for the first time I watched a few clips of BBN on YouTube and men, I can feel the pain of brain cells decimating and I have to turn it off to retain my sanity.

That show reeks of glorified vanity, bunch of dumb people doing stupid shiit on live tv. Its vulgarism, filled with sex, masculine women, aggresive men, and will only appeal to those who are not intellectually stimulated. And worse of it, I'll have to spend my money to vote for some stupid spoilt kid? That's insulting.

Wallahi

Learn German language and go for your PhD, language skills and a foreign doctorate degree are rare feats which cannot be overlooked anywhere in the world.
As for the job, once you and your wife can speak an intermediate level german, the only thing standing between you and job in Germany is God's will.
Take the big risk man!! nobody leaves this world alive.

Slip:
Sup bro,

My only advise is, be aware that this German waka with free tuition is not definite. Anything fit change anytime. God will help us.

Cheers......

You are right buddy, nothing in this world is certain!! Its in life's ambiguity that the word 'risk' comes up....sometimes, one has to take a big risk for big things as long as the step taken/about to be taken is feasible. Even if by tomorrow, Germany says no way, I'll take an 'L' resign to my fate and plot strategies for even bigger things, as long as I still got the skills that I'm learning and working simultaneously.....perhaps, destiny plays a key role bro.

More cheers!!

walexy06:
Have you been offered admission and declined cos of your plan or you just don't wan to process any admission yet? The decision is urs.. But dem no dey save money for traveling sha, u gaz get am one way or the other.

Sure bro, I got AL for M. Sc. Economic Policy, University of Siegen.
As for the money wey i dey save, its just for my convenient upkeep over there.....I already have two citizens willing to get SL for me and so no much stress on BA.
My main goal of adjournment is not to save money but to acquire necessary skills that would give me a super headstart there.

I have decided to adjourn my German student visa application till 2020....I currently work in a Nigerian bank and I'm just trying to save some money while I focus more on acquiring adequate German language and IT skills to validate smooth running of my visa processing and strenghten my likeliness to get a lucrative job over there next year. I hope my strategy brings me joy in the end..God willing.
#VISION2020

So y'all deviated from the main issue and y'all could easily castigate the lady cos she was gullible, thereby, jettisoning the fact that the culprit's head needs to be called for. Glaring enough, the victim was unarguably exploitable in her dealings but all the same, we should not forget that no two humans have the same level of exposure, intelligence, intellectual and cognitive capabilities. So its the role of a country and her sane citizens to protect every life and property of their fellow citizens irregardless of the social status.
In a case of fraud, you'd never see a victim of great countries been blamed for been over-trustful by fellow citizens, they'd rather charge the police to carry out their functions. Apparently, here lies another social malaise engulfing my dear country, if only half the Nigerian population could be selfless and empathetic.............

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