₦airaland Forum

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Chinkos99:
[i]May God save this guy
How can he test positive four times
My fellow nairalanders
Today is my birthday
Show some love abeg
Airtime : O8118847515
Thank you[i][/i]
A nice birthday wish is still ok[/i]

DonFreshmoney:
Seems to me that south east are either hoarding information or no test whatsoever is conducted there

wunmi590:
It will be grooving for people who have enough to waste on women.

Idiotmod:
Pls will the man eat AC?

Luvlydevin:
Just received my stay at home food relief items
Thanks to Edo State government

biafraisdead:
Criminal, u think u can carry ur scam to lekki abi? Nairalanders pls beware of this criminal he is a thief, he has scammed many nairalanders in the guise of transacting business with them.
lalasticlala, ishilove pls investigate what I am saying.

wunmi590:


Who is still reasoning sex in this lockdown, what majority of Nigerians are thinking presently is how to survive first then every other thing comes.

The sex workers should go and rest, the money they have been collecting all this while they should go and be using that to eat first and pray for the pandemic to be over quickly.

This period should also teach them how to save for the future, not everytime you buy Brazilian hair, and buy 400k iPhone to impress your friends and customer when you don't have shi shi in your account and you don't know what tomorrow hold.

Goodluck to all the ashawo

ProfDview1:
Picture or I will never believe it

Pls who sold Nigeria destiny?

Cox We are just like a sheep without a shepherd


Guys coman eat ... Before u start hailing me and tell me dt u av been drinking garri which we know is a lie.

I ate this food 3 weeks ago bfor lockdown lock me up...

Forgive me for just posting it now

NextD18:
I want the Government to lift this lockdown and open the border so that this Coronavirus virus will wipe the entire country since we are feeling to wise and stubborn to obey the "Stay at home" order from the Government.


Rubbish!!!

donphilopus:
See those guys calling Buhari names because his State is the highest beneficiary. Y'all should be glad he's doing this. Unlike that Otuoke man who promised to only start developing his State and other neighbouring States during his second term.

Besides, no one can be more nepotistic than someone who chose to site a federal university in his village instead of his state capital.

Hezmatosky:
Ibos, hausa and yoruba are just the problem of this nation. Thank God and not from any

kalvoken:
I wish am a sniper(not the liquid one though)

I would have helped a lot in Saving Nigeria. Many old men need to go back to their maker for the betterment of the nation

Simplyleo:
So where is the lies?

That there is no Npower or their 30k monthly stipends is not true?

Or that the govt has not been paying the 30k stipend?

Pls, point out the lies.

Maryjane001:
Exactly the way my parents trained me. Even now, I find it hard to go to a guy's house. Most times, when guys invite me to their place after getting to know them for a while, my brain would just translate all the possibilities of any type of gbege happening. As usual, I would decline and keep postponing till u get tired or I block u.

Hoodbilonia:
Fool.
I use to be in your shoes back then in 2017
I housed,feed,bleeped some asses
Months later.i went broke
Dey dey dey write my house has a/c. Dis dat
Small boy talk
Wen she carry belle
U go use dat same hand sell dat dirty 1hp a/c
Sell tv join.
Oops no forget
Landlord go soon come
Money no dey
U dey dia dey spread .dey do big man give one yeye undergraduate, dey feed am.
God punish all u useless girls dem
. If to say u soapy all along.
U 4neva dey ok by now.
Hahahahahaha
I cant wa8 till u get kicked out and come flooding nairaland with your account number.help me.pls donate story shiiit
Hahahahahaha
Fool

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

scopusng:
I dated a married woman for good 10 years.

Moralgladiator:
She had spoken the truth!! Any fool can see the effect will be disastrous in Africa...no be curse na fact because we aren't prepared like even Ecuador,Italy, France and Spain.

obembet:
Leave FG, tbey no normal... Let go for this


A man is dating 2 ladies at a time. Chioma and Bisola. He told Chioma that there's Bisola, But told Bisola she is the only one he's dating. Who does it love most?