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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Taraba Government Relaxes Lockdown; Thanks Tarabans For Compliance by idonhammer: 9:25am On Apr 09, 2020

Only that one, Nack wey people go Nack dia babes and boyfriends fit collapse 3rd mainland bridge.

Farmdog:
Seems like it

I just dont see people observing social distancing after lockdown. The excitement to meet and chill is too much, unfortunately. Anyway, this will give an indication as to how effective staying indoors was. Hopefully the results will be positive.

Romance › Re: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by idonhammer: 10:18pm On Apr 08, 2020

Your dick go don expire, the side effects will be quick ejeculation and weak erection.

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions GTBank 110-Bed Space Isolation Centre (Photos) by idonhammer: 7:32pm On Apr 08, 2020

All this ones wey dey like drunkers na dem be the lagos health wokers grin

Eko Oni Baje Ooo

Health › Re: 15 Chinese Doctors Arrive In Nigeria by idonhammer: 7:02pm On Apr 08, 2020

This is good

Igbo man is impressed..Bye bye to Covid9ja

Politics › Re: Ben Ayade Kept Vigil At Calabar-Itu Boundary Between Akwa Ibom & Cross River by idonhammer: 6:36pm On Apr 08, 2020

Agile govnor...see belle grin

Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala Used An Old Photo To Illustrate Social Distancing In Food Sharing by idonhammer: 4:33pm On Apr 08, 2020

DEXTROVERT:
Shame
On
Her

I'm
So
Disappointed
That's
Huge
Error.

Nothing
Stops
Her
From
Issuing
An
Apology.
For
Trying
To
Sham
Her
Country
Even
The
Almighty
US
People
Were
Seen
On
Quene
For
Covid
Grants
I'm
CNN

She
Goofed
Big
Time

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Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Released From Prison And Placed Under House Arrest by idonhammer: 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2020

Help you how?

Perfumista1:
Why can't his country help me? He brought honour and pride to Brazil. He is a living hero and legend.

Family › Re: Nigerians And Begging by idonhammer: 12:00pm On Apr 08, 2020

The most annoying thing is that most people who are commenting on this particular post now have other account they are using for their begging business...40% of Nigerian yoots are fcking lazy

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Literature › Re: Nnedi Okorafor Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by idonhammer: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2020

wizflame:
Happy Birthday madam

Igbo women be dragging beards with their husband now na biceps

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Idris Derby Visited By Chadian Legislators At His Temporary Base In The Forest by idonhammer: 8:35am On Apr 08, 2020

sarrki:
President Muhammadu Buhari you said during the campaign and also on your inauguration that you will lead from the front

Am sorry to say sire

That you never fulfilled your words

On security I can never score your government high

You have failed on this and other promises you made

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Food Relief Package Not Meant For Every Lagos Resident by idonhammer: 7:35am On Apr 08, 2020

And rich people who do not have time to stock enough food at home or who has run out of food should chew their money abi? Sometimes I wonder who dey advise una.

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Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by idonhammer: 11:56pm On Apr 07, 2020

I am not in Nigeria now and the lockdown here is more tougher than that of Nigeria. I will ask for your account as soon as the lockdown is lifted... Peace

merieam16:
sure u are, ur moniker says it all.can i send my acct number in case u want to bless me

Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by idonhammer: 8:58pm On Apr 07, 2020

Is a lie,even as you fine like this?

Favour22amaka:
seriously. Men ain’t worth it. Cutting so many persons off after this shit.

Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by idonhammer: 7:01pm On Apr 07, 2020

Sorry dear,I no dey 9ja.

TokeableGod:
Bros help a sister with garri money I beg

Health › Re: Nigerian Coronavirus Patient Bites Chinese Nurse (pics) by idonhammer: 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2020

Hmmm onye igbo

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Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by idonhammer: 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2020

Well,i Just realized that I have been wasting my money on irrelevant things. I think the lockdown will favor me more if they can extend it to one year or more. I am doing good no shaken

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Salihu Umar Recovers, Tests Negative by idonhammer: 4:20pm On Apr 07, 2020

Celebrities › Re: Drake Confirms Collaboration With Rema (Video) by idonhammer: 2:12pm On Apr 07, 2020

Ask the mumu again.How many alaba intl,onitsha main mkt and ariaria aba mkt traders know who be rema?

jeff1607:
like seriously

for the nation?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson Moved To Intensive Care by idonhammer: 9:24pm On Apr 06, 2020

So you want to compare your brainless and useless Nigerian politiefians with Boris Johnson?

Modikko:
See prayers on top prayers. He shall be well. But if na Nigerian politician it would have been curses upon curses, insult and death wishes. Our hypocrisy stinks.

Travel › Re: Meet The Air Peace Crew That Flew In The Medical Supplies From Turkey(photos) by idonhammer: 4:40pm On Apr 06, 2020

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Crime › Re: Hoodlums Steal 150 Bags Of Garri In Bayelsa As They Invade Warehouse by idonhammer: 4:38pm On Apr 06, 2020

Your commanding no go work unless you come take power from us.

NairalandSon:
Reality has started playing out.

MEANWHILE, YOU THAT IS SEEING THIS, I COMMAND YOU TO PAY N50M INTO MY ACCOUNT. DO THAT ASAP.

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Recovers, Tests Negative For Coronavirus by idonhammer: 5:18am On Apr 06, 2020

All of them don hammer taya,He wasn't positive in the first place... Scammers grin

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Health › Re: Tunde Salako: Doctors Should Examine Patients Before Suggesting COVID-19 Tests by idonhammer: 5:04am On Apr 06, 2020

Business › Re: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by idonhammer: 10:39am On Apr 05, 2020

No site for now bro.

Alvin212:
I swear

Which site you been dey bomb

Education › Re: COVID-19: Japanese University Conducts Graduation Ceremony Using Remote Robots by idonhammer: 4:19am On Apr 05, 2020

You too fresh...Pino Pino nwa.

softwerk:

I love this concept

Japan all the way!

Nigeria..........

Business › Re: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by idonhammer: 4:08am On Apr 05, 2020

No be to bomb from site to site,To collect nko? All countries is on lockdown.Nobody is allowed to go out for any transaction.Even pickers dey indoor,so how Dem wan take drop the raba?

Weedsmoker:
My online business is immuned to coronavirus .

I have been working indoors on my system with my inverter on standby, bombing from site to site.

To hell with coronavirus.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Patient Escapes Isolation In Osun State by idonhammer: 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2020

That is not my business.By the way,I saw them testing Tonto the other day,but didn't tell us if she positive or negative.

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Health › Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by idonhammer: 8:42am On Apr 04, 2020

That is why when one enters my trap i stripped them Naked without mercy.

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Health › Re: Sex Workers Evicted From Benin Hotel Over Fear Of Spreading Coronavirus by idonhammer: 8:07pm On Apr 03, 2020

I say thunder don faya everybody grin

Garrieveryday:
Lol. Corona don scatter everywhere.

Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Is The Cleanest State - Clean-Up Nigeria Says by idonhammer: 4:55pm On Apr 03, 2020

Your state of course,you still dey ask?

Lorazepam:
Which was the dirtiest pls?

Health › Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by idonhammer: 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2020

Please stop it,Coronavirus is not for Africa.

sapientia:
Africa is not prepared.

If there is no twist of fate.

Hundreds of millions will die in Africa.

Now I understand why an expert projected 45 million deaths in Nigeria over a month ago.

Lai have also instructed that corpses will not be released.

Seems Buhari led Govt is ready for mass burials already.

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